History Funny / JerryLawler

--> "Uh-Oh, gotta go. My ride's here."

** Bonus points go the JimRoss for playing the OnlySaneMan throughout the segment.

--> JimRoss: That's not even funny.

* After recovering from his heartattack, Jerry proved he was still quick witted, and had a tremendous sense of humour during a match between Brad Maddox and Ryback. As a visibly shaking Maddox walked to the ring like a condemned man walking the last mile (since, you know, all he did was cost Ryback the WWE Title as a crooked referee), we hear sirens blaring throughout the arena, and a ambulance backed into place next to the entrance ramp. Jerry's reaction?

--> JimRoss: That's not even funny.

* Shortly before the Inferno match on the 1998 Unforgiven PPV, Lawler's shown to be prepared for the upcoming match: By bringing out marshmallows and sausages on a stick.

--> "It's girls like you that turn men into, well, people like Wrestling/{{Goldust}}." [[note]]A remark which received laughter from the crowd after Jerry insulted everything from the city's baseball team losing to their intelligence.[[/note]]

** And then he spent the rest of the match [[DisContinuity seemingly unaware that he'd been in the Rumble.]]

--> "I wanted to meet the one responsible for producing more tragedies than Shakespeare." [[hottip:*: Hilarious until the Hart family suffered a tragedy with Owen Hart's untimely death. But knowing Owen's incredible knack for humor, he'd probably still laugh at jokes like these were he still around.]]

* Jerry really liked to poke fun at [[Wrestling/ScottHall Razor Ramon/Scott Hall's]] hair, to the point of saying Scott's hair had more oil in it than Jerry's car.

--> "It's girls like you that turn men into, well, people like Wrestling/{{Goldust}}." [[hottip:*: A remark which received laughter from the crowd after Jerry insulted everything from the city's baseball team losing to their intelligence. ]]

* From the 1997 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with Vince [=McMahon=] and Jim Ross while it's just Bret Hart and Steve Austin in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.]]

** Also doubles as a ContinuityNod, as Wrestling/BryanDanielson established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake.

* Jerry really liked to poke fun at Scott Hall/Razor Ramon's hair, to the point of saying Scott's hair had more oil in it than Jerry's car.

* His reaction during ''WWF Armageddon 1999'' when [[Characters/WWEDivas Miss Kitty (Stacy Carter, to whom he was actually married at the time]) exposed her breasts on live television. The high-pitched screams implied he'd never even seen a pair of breasts before.

* From the 1997 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with Vince McMahon and Jim Ross while it's just Bret Hart and Steve Austin in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.]]

* His reaction during WWF Armageddon 1999 when The Kat (Stacy Carter, to whom he was actually married to) exposed her breasts on live television. The high-pitched screams implied he'd never even seen a pair of breasts before.
* During ScottSteiner's debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..."

* The opening of his match with MichaelCole at WrestleMania. Cole take shelter in his "Cole Mine" and tries to placate King with a handshake. King accepts...and then promptly refuses to let go, pulling Cole's arm and slamming his face into the Cole Mine repeatedly. The looks on Cole's face really sell it.
** Also doubles as a ContinuityNod, as BryanDanielson established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake.
** He also pulled it off earlier when Cole screwed him out of the WWE title. The next week, he was forced to shake Cole's hand but wouldn't let go. At the end of the promo, Cole got hit by RandyOrton with the RKO.
* Delivering a priceless HumiliationConga to MichaelCole at ''Over The Limit''.

-->'''JimRoss:''' I don't think we need to see that rear end again.
-->'''JerryLawler:''' What do you mean?!
-->'''JimRoss:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you like Vince's rear end, King?]]
* From the 1997 ''Royal Rumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with VinceMcMahon and JimRoss while it's just BretHart and SteveAustin in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.]]
* Him claiming {{ECW}} stands for "Extremely Crappy Wrestling".
* When discussing possible explanations for why {{Christian}} and TrishStratus were absent from the arena, he mentions that they may have to to ''Viagra'' Falls instead of Niagara Falls. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_fTIuPhmmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=743s Whoops.]]
* During the 2010 Slammy presentation, Jerry gave VickieGuerrero a humorous receipt for a shot she took at him, then another when Vickie attempted a rebuttal. The following RAW, Jerry, along with JohnCena, decided to further mock Vickie. The subject of the humor for both nights? Vickie's weight. Judging by the positive reactions of two different crowds, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcu0mo5HXc&feature=player_detailpage#t=649s it's safe to say Jerry didn't disappoint]].

* JakeRoberts had the unfortunate hobby of drinking alcohol and everyone, even children, could see there were times when he was not exactly as sharp as usual. Lawler decided that was plenty of fuel for him to use against Jake in promos. Good thing Jake was a good sport because Lawler pulled no punches in mocking Jake's wrestling with his inner demons, or his "barthritis" as Lawler put it.

--> "It's girls like you that turn men into, well, people like Goldust." [[hottip:*: A remark which received laughter from the crowd after Jerry insulted everything from the city's baseball team losing to their intelligence. ]]

* JakeRoberts had the unfortunate hobby of drinking alcohol and everyone, even children, could see there were times when he was not exactly as sharp as usual. Lawler decided that was plenty of fuel for him to use against Jake in promos. Good thing Jake was a good sport because Lawler pulled no punches in mocking Jake's wrestling with his inner demons.

--> "Hey Jake, I found a tag team partner for you since no one else wants to take the position. *Jerry pulls out a bottle of booze*"

--> Lawler: John, did you know that when God said "Let there be light", he had to ask Vickie to step out of the way first?

* Jerry, along with JohnCena, decided to mock VickieGuerrero. The subject of the humor? Vickie's weight.

* When discussing possible explanations for why {{Christian}} and TrishStratus were absent from the arena, he mentions that they may have to to ''Viagra'' Falls instead of Niagara Falls. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_fTIuPhmmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=743s Whoops.]]

* When discussing possible explanation for why {{Christian}} and TrishStratus were absent from the arena, he mentions that they may have to to ''Viagra'' Falls. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_fTIuPhmmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=743s Whoops.]]

* Him claiming {{ECW}} stands for "Extremely Crappy Wrestling".

* From the 1997 ''Royal Rumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with VinceMcMahon and JimRoss while it's just BretHart and SteveAustin in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.]]

-->'''JimRoss:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you like Vince's rear end, King?]]

* Forget the "puppies"; what about how nuts King went whenever someone showed their rear end for whatever reason (especially [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=3m15s Vince McMahon]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=6m50s Triple H]])? Kind of makes you [[BiTheWay wonder]], doesn't it?

* Delivering a priceless HumiliationConga to MichaelCole at ''Over The Limit''.

** Also doubles as a ContinuityNod, as BryanDanielson established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake.

--> "I heard Helen Hart walked into an antique store. They decided to keep her."

* During ScottSteiner's debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..."