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* Centipede getting tied down and then stretched by the pirates:
-->'''Centipede:''' ''(Sees a hulking undead pirate approaching him with a massive axe)'' It's Paul Bunyan, coming to cut me some slack! [[DullSurprise Whoa, hey pal, you're aiming a little low.]] '''[[OhCrap HE'S GONNA CUT ME IN HALF!]]'''
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* This gem before they discover that they landed in the ocean.
-->'''Earthworm:''' ''(Centipede pinches him)'' OW! Somebody pinched me!\\
'''Centipede:''' Sorry. Thought you were the spider.\\
''(Miss Spider gasps indignantly and accidentally smacks Grasshopper.)''\\
'''Grasshopper:''' Ouch! What was that?\\
'''Miss Spider:''' Excuse. I thought you were the Centipede.
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* After James wakes up in the Arctic, the camera pans up to the Gloworm shivering and trying to warm up her hands by hovering them over her glowing tail!

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* After James wakes up in the Arctic, the camera pans up to the Gloworm shivering and trying to warm up her hands by hovering them over her glowing tail!tail!
* The New Yorkers getting hit by large dripping peach juice.
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* "You, sir, are an ass!"

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* [[SophisticatedAsHell "You, sir, are an ass!"ass!"]]
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-->'''Centipede:''' "Somewhere north!" ({{Beat}}) "Or, possibly, very, very far south."

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-->'''Centipede:''' "Somewhere north!" ({{Beat}}) "Or, possibly, very, very far south.""
* After James wakes up in the Arctic, the camera pans up to the Gloworm shivering and trying to warm up her hands by hovering them over her glowing tail!
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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAAAVY???

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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAAAVY???GRAAAVY???
* When the Centipede and the Grasshopper are arguing about how they ended up in the arctic:
-->'''Centipede:''' "We are not lost!"
-->'''Grasshopper:''' "Then where are we?"
-->'''Centipede:''' "Somewhere north!" ({{Beat}}) "Or, possibly, very, very far south."
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** Speaking of Earthworm, he gets a little ''too'' happy when Centipede gets coated with paint.

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** Speaking of Earthworm, he gets a little ''too'' happy when Centipede gets coated with paint. This particular quote skirts into BlackComedy, considering that it comes right after Miss Spider tearfully expresses sympathy over Centipede's plight.
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**Speaking of Earthworm, he gets a little ''too'' happy when Centipede gets coated with paint.
--> "It'll never come off," the Earthworm said brightly. "Our Centipede will never move again. He will turn into a statue and we shall be able to put him in the middle of the lawn with a bird-bath on the top of his head."
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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAVEH?

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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAVEH?GRAAAVY???
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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAVEH?"

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-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAVEH?"GRAVEH?
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'''Spiker:''' Thank you, Father.

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'''Spiker:''' Thank you, Father.Father.
* Pretty much the entirety of the "Eating the Peach" number, but this gem stands out in particular:
-->'''Glow-worm:''' Does it come with GRAVEH?"
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-->'''Spiker:''' It's...It's growing!\\

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-->'''Spiker:''' It's...It's it's growing!\\
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'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!

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'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!idiot!
* As the aunts charge people to view the peach.
-->'''Spiker:''' Sorry Father, but it will cost you double.\\
'''Priest:''' May God forgive you.\\
'''Spiker:''' Thank you, Father.
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* "Here stomach! Here stomach! HERE STOMACH!"

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* "Here stomach! Here stomach! HERE STOMACH!""COME AND GET IT! GET YOUR NICE HOT WEENIE!"
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'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!!\\

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'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!!\\idiot!
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* This exchange from the aunts:
-->'''Spiker:''' It's...It's growing!\\
'''Sponge:''' The boy?\\
'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!!\\
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* During the introduction of the bugs:

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* During the introduction of the bugs:bugs to New York City:
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* "Here stomach! Here stomach! HERE STOMACH!"
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-->"My friends, this is the Centipede, and let me make it known\\
He is so sweet and gentle that (although he's overgrown)\\

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-->"My friends, this is the Centipede, and let me make it known\\
known\\
He is so sweet and gentle that (although he's overgrown)\\ overgrown)\\



When nurse is off and all the royal children are alone."\\

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When nurse is off and all the royal children are alone."\\ "\\
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            He is so sweet and gentle that (although he's overgrown)\\
            The Queen of Spain, again and again, has summoned him by phone\\
            To baby-sit and sing and knit and be a chaperone\\
            When nurse is off and all the royal children are alone."\\
            ("Small wonder," said a Fireman, "they're no longer on the throne.")\\


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            He is so sweet and gentle that (although he's overgrown)\\
            The Queen of Spain, again and again, has summoned him by phone\\
            To baby-sit and sing and knit and be a chaperone\\
            When nurse is off and all the royal children are alone."\\
            ("Small wonder," said a Fireman, "they're no longer on the throne.")\\

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\n* The Earthworm's reactions to finding out there are Cloud-Men all around them:
-->"I'm glad I'm blind and can't see them, or I would probably scream."
* When James introduces the bugs to the astonished New Yorkers, he does so in verse -- and while most of the verses are at least somewhat accurate, the verse presenting the Centipede is the most nonsensical and untrue of them all, and includes some hilarious snark from one of the firemen:
-->"My friends, this is the Centipede, and let me make it known\\
            He is so sweet and gentle that (although he's overgrown)\\
            The Queen of Spain, again and again, has summoned him by phone\\
            To baby-sit and sing and knit and be a chaperone\\
            When nurse is off and all the royal children are alone."\\
            ("Small wonder," said a Fireman, "they're no longer on the throne.")\\

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* During the voyage over the sea, the flying ship is spotted by the captain of the ship ''Queen Mary,'' who starts raving about giant insects, to which the Second Officer just sighs: "Oh dear, he's been at the whiskey again."


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* During the voyage over the sea, the flying ship peach is spotted by the captain of the ship ''Queen Mary,'' who starts raving about giant insects, to which the Second Officer just sighs: "Oh dear, he's been at the whiskey again."

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* The scene where James suggests using the Earthworm as bird bait has the Centipede and Miss Spider making perhaps the ''worst possible'' attempts at talking him into it:
-->"You will be a martyr," said the Centipede. "I shall respect you for the rest of my life."\\
"So will I," said Miss Spider. "And your name will be in all the newspapers. ''Earthworm gives life to save friends...''"
* During the voyage over the sea, the flying ship is spotted by the captain of the ship ''Queen Mary,'' who starts raving about giant insects, to which the Second Officer just sighs: "Oh dear, he's been at the whiskey again."




* "You, sir, are an ass!"

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* "You, sir, are an ass!"
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* You, sir, are an ass!

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* You, "You, sir, are an ass!ass!"
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-->'''Earthworm:''' Oh no...no, no...have you lost your minds? ''(GilliganCut to Earthworm with the bell on)'' They've lost their minds! Anything but birds!

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-->'''Earthworm:''' Oh no...no, no...have you lost your minds? ''(GilliganCut to Earthworm with the bell on)'' They've lost their minds! Anything but birds!birds!
* You, sir, are an ass!
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-->'''Glow-worm [facing the wrong way]:''' God bless the colonies!

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-->'''Glow-worm [facing the wrong way]:''' God bless the colonies!colonies!
* When James brings up his plan to use seagulls to make the peach fly, he also states they'll need bird bait. The Earthworm wonders where they're going to find bird bait...as the other bugs creep up behind him. Ms. Ladybug pulls out a cowbell.
-->'''Earthworm:''' Oh no...no, no...have you lost your minds? ''(GilliganCut to Earthworm with the bell on)'' They've lost their minds! Anything but birds!
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-->'''Centipede''': Fire the engines!

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-->'''Centipede''': Fire Stoke the engines!
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-->'''Centipede''': I can't work with this miserable crew!

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-->'''Centipede''': I can't work with this miserable crew!crew!
* During the introduction of the bugs:
-->'''James:''' ... and the Glow-worm!
-->'''Glow-worm [facing the wrong way]:''' God bless the colonies!
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-->'''Centipede''': I've sailed all five seas! From the sun-drenched reefs of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli! Commodore Centipede, they used to call me!

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-->'''Centipede''': I've sailed all the five seas! From the sun-drenched reefs of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli! Commodore Centipede, they used to call me!



-->'''Grasshopper''': There are no sails.

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-->'''Grasshopper''': -->'''Ladybug''': There are no sails.



-->'''Grasshopper''': There are no engines.

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-->'''Grasshopper''': -->'''Earthworm''': There are no engines.
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