History Funny / JackDuripper

-->'''Jonathan:''' It's over! ''[[WeaponTwirling (Spins his spear to aim at Dio)]]'' {{I have the high ground}}!\\

** ''[[{{Mondegreen}} ♫ SONO CHEETO SODOMY! ♫]]''. Followed by an image of [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Stroheim]] with a Cheeto on his groin.

* In Bruno's flashback, he was enraged to discover the filth that was being peddled in his city. No, not drugs, but [[TakeThat K-Pop]].

* Narancia pleads with Bruno to give him an order... at [=McDonalds=]. Bruno initially refuses (with the infamous shot of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondsAreForever Rohan's]] face briefly overlapping over Bruno's), but he then relents and gives Narancia an order... for a hamburger.
* Narancia attempts to swim towards Bruno's boat because he wants to join their mission... [[EpicFail but he swims too close]] [[TurbineBlender to the ship's turbine, where he screams after being shredded by its blades]].

** Finally, the battle ends with Bucciarati splitting Pesci (as a Dry Bones) into pieces, which all land on Aquaman (residing in the nearby lake), knocking him out- and ending the arc there.

* In canon, [[AnIcePerson Ghiaccio]] gave Giorno and Mista a lot of trouble. Good thing they've got [[PlayingWithFire Avdol]] there to handle things! We don't actually get to ''how'' Avdol handled him, but it was evidently very shocking for Giorno, who watches open-mouthed in shock.
* As Giorno heals Mista, Avdol notices a familiar looking outlet, then turns around to see Mariah approaching them in a wheelchair.

* Narancia pleads with Bruno to give him an order... at [=McDonalds=]. Bruno initially refuses (with the infamous shot of Rohan's face briefly overlapping over Bruno's), but he then relents and gives Narancia an order... for a hamburger.

* Narancia pleads with Bruno to give him an order... at McDonalds. Bruno initially refuses (with the infamous shot of Rohan's face briefly overlapping over Bruno's), but he then relents and gives Narancia an order... for a hamburger.

* When discussing the group's defection from Passione, Avdol [[WesternAnimation/Futurama has no strong feelings one way or the other]].

* When Polnareff expresses frustration at J. Geil's Stand, Kakyoin scolds him, saying that there’s no such thing as a world inside a mirror. The video then cuts to [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Illuso and Man In the Mirror]] in the truck’s rear view mirror as the Stand-naming song plays.

* The reason why DIO decides to create more Stand users? [[DesecratingTheDead He sees Jotaro dancing over Enyaba's corpse in a crystal ball.]] So he decides to make use of the Arrows he bought from "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo the angry forehead guy.]]"

* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista and Leone Abbacchio]] [[BlackComedy replace the three subway jerks who repeatedly kick Arthur while he's down,]] [[ProperlyParanoid because they think he's an enemy Stand user.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard In response, Arthur fires one bullet at]] [[BoomHeadshot Mista's head]].

''[Murray is replaced with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Diavolo]] while Joker is holding him at gunpoint.]''\\

** Narancia's fight against the (giant) enemy spider (and also [[spoiler:Avdol's utter destruction against said spider]]) is accompained by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAoDgCF-feg the most appropiate music for a battle with an enemy spider.]]

** This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. [[spoiler:Avdol]] is also affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his [[spoiler:Grey Avdol disguise from Part 3]]. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging. So, [[spoiler:Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based]], with him screaming ''[[BigNo "OH NOOOO!"]]'' as a result.

** This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. This also means [[spoiler:Avdol]] is affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his [[spoiler:Grey Avdol disguise from Part 3]]. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging, and again as [[spoiler:Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based]], with him screaming "OH NOOOO" as a result.

** After Illuso brags about how no living thing can enter his Stand's mirror world on their own, Jack does a quick Google search to prove if viruses are living things...[[LaserGuidedKarma and unfortunately for Illuso,]] RealityEnsues as Jack showcases the fact that viruses are in reality, moreso closer to being ''non''-living organisms, which results in Purple Haze's internet gas entering Man in the Mirror's world, [[CurbStompBattle instantly killing Illuso in the process.]]

** This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. This also means [[spoiler:Avdol]] is affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his [[spoiler:Grey Avdol disguise from Part 3]]. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging, and RealityEnsues again as [[spoiler:Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based]], with him screaming "OH NOOOO" as a result.

* Straizo's {{famous last words}}? ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark "Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day.]] [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm gonna kill myself!"]]''.

''[A long {{beat}} occurs, as Jotaro, Kakoyin, Polnareff and Joseph awaits what Enyaba will say as her FamousLastWords...]''\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8JxbzLuBMk [YTP] Eren's Endless Attack on Titans]]
** Eren's flying strike against one Titan fails when [[AnArmAndALeg the Titan bites off Eren's left leg]]. Cue Eren screaming ''[[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants "My leg!"]]'' and repeatedly rolling onto the roofs of multiple houses, set to [[Music/{{Chamillionaire}} "Ridin'"]] and [[Music/LimpBizkit "Rollin'"]]. When he stops moving, [[Videogame/GrandTheftAuto the "Wasted" sound effect]] is played over his unconscious body.
** When Eren ends up inside a Titan's digestive fluids, [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 he screams]] ''[[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 "DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"]]'' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 near a wrecked Statue of Liberty]].
** How does Eren transform into a Titan for the second time? [[WesternAnimation/Ben10 Turning the Omnitrix dial towards the Attack Titan setting and slamming down on it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugEJDD4YUM [YTP] Jojo's Bazaar Adventures Episode 1]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07gRqzaz6q4 The Phantom Menacing]]
** When Dario and his wife come across the Joestars' wrecked carriage, Creator/LoganPaul is seen with them for [[NeverLiveItDown obvious reasons.]]
** Dario Brando finds George Joestar's case in the carriage wreckage. Inside is a DVD of ''Film/TheMask''. He ends up describing the film as an ''"evil-lookin' thing"'' and that it ''"won't fetch [him] nothing"''.
** Just before Dario throws his wine bottle at his son, Dio Brando, [[BlackComedy the scene suddenly freeze-frames]] [[{{Cliffhanger}} and the "To Be Continued"]] [[MemeticMutation arrow appears]]. Also:
--->'''Dario:''' [[Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory If you can dodge BOOZE, you can dodge a ball.]]
** "[[Music/SmashMouth Some]]-[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} BODY]] once told me ZA WARUDO is gonna ROAD ROLL me!"
** Dio introduces himself to Jonathan Joestar's dog, Danny, in a... [[SarcasmMode civilised way]]. [[DisproportionateRetribution What's even funnier is that the dog never ran towards Dio in the first place; he only ran in circles.]]
--->'''Jonathan:''' He's my dog as well as my steadfast companion.\\

** The entire ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 TF2]]'' bit:
--->'''Spy:''' Our first dying wish is Jotaro's. It's... drawing a picture of himself [[InterspeciesRomance having sexual congress with a]] [[MemeticMutation dolphin.]]\\

--->'''Dio:''' ''(Hiding behind bushes)'' [[Wrestling/JohnCena Are you sure about that?]]

--->'''Dio:''' You thought your first kiss would be [=JoJo=], BUT IT WAS I, DIO!\\

** Jonathan's beatdown of Dio with RapidFireFisticuffs has the ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders "ORA ORA ORA ORA"]]'' sound effect instead. Funnily enough, ''"ORA"'' was [[OlderThanTheyThink originally]] ''Jonathan's'' battlecry.
** The opening to "The Phantom Menacing" has plenty of gems:
*** The manga pages showcasing each [=JoJo=] are replaced with the Torture Dance, Josuke getting attacked by Enigma, the Koichi pose, Avdol magnet-humping Joseph, "KONO DIO DA", Rubber Soul!Kakyoin's "rero rero" face, Killer Queen's "Bites the Dust" bomb, OVA Babyface Koichi and Tequila Joseph.
*** After Dio gets shot by the police, the shard that falls shows another HoYay moment from Joseph and Avdol's battle with Mariah.
*** ''[[{{Mondegreen}} ♫ SONO CHEETO SODOMY! ♫]]''. Followed by an image of [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Stroheim]] with a Cheeto on his groin.
*** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Bruce the shark]] sniffing the blood from Dio's mask.
** Jonathan's run in the rugby game is compared to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Joseph Joestar's]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "all or nothing" strategy]].
** Robert E.O. Speedwagon boasts to Jonathan that he will ''"mince him right finely, [[WeaponizedHeadgear with a tip of the hat]]"''. However [[EpicFail he accidentally cuts off]] [[{{Fingore}} his left index finger]] with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATNolrWTYuU scream]] not long afterwards.
** Dio plants a headcrab on a vagrant that turns him into a vampire. Or rather, the headcrab falls off revealing the vagrant now has the baby-like chubby face of OVA Koichi.
** As Dio is having his blood sucked by a vampire vagrant during the early sunrise, this happens.
--->'''Vagrant:''' (as he's succing Dio) ''WHY SIP... WHEN YOU CAN''... '''''[[SensoryAbuse SUCC]]'''''.\\

** The ''[[CaptainObvious "Even Speedwagon is afraid!"]]'' [[MemeticMutation meme]] was acknowledged!
** Dio attempts to attack an armed Jonathan from above.
--->'''Jonathan:''' It's over! ''[[WeaponTwirling (Spins his spear to aim at Dio)]]'' {{I have the high ground}}!\\

** Will Antonio Zeppeli introduces him to Jonathan by using his pinky to stab Jonathan, yelling ''"SHINEI, JOJO!"''[[labelnote:Translation]]"Die, [=JoJo=]!" in Japanese.[[/labelnote]]. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Cue Jonathan flying towards a water tank, with Joseph Joestar noticing.]]
** Zeppeli, Jonathan and Speedwagon face off against Jack the Ripper in a tunnel. Zeppeli advises Jonathan to think like the enemy in order to beat him, [[IdiotBall saying out loud that the three can escape into the sunlight if Jack the Ripper doesn't block the tunnel's entrances]].
--->'''Jack the Ripper:''' [[Videogame/TeamFortress2 Good idea!]]\\

** Zeppeli is very fond of his wine, so he threatens Jonathan if the latter [[LostFoodGrievance accidentally spills it]]. [[RuleOfThree Three times.]]
--->''"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... '''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M GONNA]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING KILL YOU!]]'''"''
*** The first time, Zeppeli's eyes [[RedEyesTakeWarning go red to make his point clear]].
*** The second time, Zeppeli was long dead, so after stating as such, his zombified RaisedHandOfSurvival emerges from the ground, all while his line is distorted.
*** For the final time, he alters the last part of his line, accounting the fact that Jonathan is already dead, now going like this: ''"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... '''[[PrecisionFStrike SUCK MY COCK!]] [[Film/SemiPro I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!]]'''"''. [[DisproportionateRetribution And he says this just before he blows up the ship with Jonathan's corpse onboard.]]
** Dire tries to take down Dio, seemingly with a DivingKick.
--->''[Dio grabs Dire's feet, but Dire stretches out both of his feet, leaving Dio's hands outstretched and his body open for an attack.]''\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZM6ea2bEKI [YTP] Bottle Tendency]]
** How Joseph introduces himself to Smokey: ''[[TheNameIsBondJamesBond "Joestar - Joseph Joestar."]]'' Cut to a BondGunBarrel, with Joseph replacing the TropeNamer.
** The {{flashback}} of Joseph saving Speedwagon from terrorists on his plane has this added:
--->'''Terrorist:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?]]\\

** Straizo's {{famous last words}}? ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark "Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day.]] [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm gonna kill myself!"]]''.
** Stroheim has Santana captive. Or rather as he prefers to name him, [=SantiAAAAGo!=]
--->'''Santiago:''' ''(In the style of Pantri's Garry's Mod character)'' Santiago. [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou Watch me swooce right in!]]\\

** Joseph has an [[EarlyBirdCameo unexpected]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders idea]] to beat Wamuu.
--->'''Joseph:''' That's it! It totally makes sense now!\\

** Joseph doesn't beat Esidisi in this video. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Rather, Esidisi brings the loss upon himself, as he shoots out too much of his heated blood to the point where he becomes thin.]] He then falls onto the spikes he was standing on, and Joseph only has this to say as the latter screams in agony: ''[[LampshadeHanging "This is more than weird.]] [[UndignifiedDeath This is embarrassing!"]]''
** [[ThePeepingTom The moment where Joseph peeks through the door's keyhole to Lisa Lisa's bath is changed.]] He sees fan art of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Jonathan and Dio]] [[HoYay having sex]], causing him to shriek in delight.
--->'''Dio:''' [[VulgarHumor You thought your first butt-fuck would be Erina,]] [[MemeticMutation BUT IT WAS I, DIO!]]\\

** When Joseph unintentionally shoots a cannonball into Wamuu's chest, Music/BonJovi's [[SoundtrackDissonance "Shot Through the Heart"]] plays.
*** This exchange afterwards is equally funny:

** As Kars becomes the Ultimate Life Form, Speedwagon realises that Kars "has become invincible" and "has no weaknesses now". Cut to Kars basking in the sunlight, with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Sheer Heart Attack]] edited over his head.
*** Additionally, the Stone Mask that Kars wore to become the Ultimate Life Form was the [[WesternAnimation/{{BIONICLE}} Mask of Light]].
** When Kars is sent into space, a fitting line is used.
--->''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!]]" [[ATwinkleInTheSky *ding*]]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7I9fmk6idM [YTP] Starduck Crusaders 1]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paLyvoJQTbY and 2]].
** The treasure hunters drag DIO's coffin aboard and are about to open it when one of them says the situation's...[[TitleDrop bizarre.]]
-->'''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins Jeremy]]''': First of all, roll credits.
** As three treasure hunters get rid of the barnacles on DIO's coffin, one of them claims that the coffin was locked from the inside. [[FailedASpotCheck The camera zooms on a lock clearly on the front of the coffin]]. Another treasure hunter responds with this:
--->''[[Series/TheEricAndreShow "What's going on with you? What are you talking about?"]]''
*** Addtionally, the coffin now says "DOOT."
*** Only seconds later, the [[Series/TheEricAndreShow Eric Andre]] response comes back with Holly saying it, after a policeman compliments her Japanese... [[EpicFail even though it's the English dub]].
** Jotaro Kujo, Joseph and Muhammad Avdol are dealing with a flesh bud inside Noriaki Kakyoin.
--->'''Joseph:''' The brain is very delicate. If he even twitches while we extract it, it could cause brain damage.\\

** When Polnareff expresses frustration at J. Geil's Stand, Kakyoin scolds him, saying that there’s no such thing as a world inside a mirror. The video then cuts to [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Illuso and Man In the Mirror]] in the truck’s rear view mirror as the Stand-naming song plays.
** Joseph tries to learn what DIO's Stand is from one of his beaten assistants, Enyaba, as she nears death.
--->'''Joseph:''' We must defeat DIO, no matter the cost! You have to tell us! WE NEED TO KNOW!\\

** Jean-Pierre Polnareff rubs a magic lamp, and instead of Cameo's Stand, Judgement, out comes Creator/WillSmith as the Genie... [[SpecialEffectsFailure from]] ''Film/Aladdin2019'''s [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Special Look" trailer]]. [[TakeThat Polnareff is clearly horrified at what he sees.]]
** The reason why DIO decides to create more Stand users? [[DesecratingTheDead He sees Jotaro dancing over Enyaba's corpse in a crystal ball.]] So he decides to make use of the Arrows he bought from "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo the angry forehead guy.]]"
** DIO initiates his new Stand user plan by shooting Stand Arrows into [[Memes/OtherInternet Ricardo Milos]], as well as the [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/028/367/cover1.jpg "Me and]] [[MemeticMutation the boys"]] [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin]]. As each arrow hits and creates the respective Stands ([[WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa Moto Moto]] and a mix of the [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Raimi]], [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries Webb]] and [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] forms of Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin), DIO keeps yelling ''[[GratuitousEnglish "STANDO POWAH!"]]''. Upping the ante, DIO [[Series/AmericanGods2017 repeatedly shoots a Viking soldier]] [[HumanPincushion with hundreds of arrows]] after the latter attempts to leave a beach. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill The soldier then falls over and dies]], all while his fellow comrades stand in shock.
--->'''DIO:''' [[ChewingTheScenery HACHI-BYOU KEIKA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!]][[labelnote:Translation]]"EIGHT SECONDS HAVE PASSED! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" in Japanese.[[/labelnote]]
** The Anubis segment has two of these.
*** He compels the nearby Chaka to pick up his sword and follow his orders; namely, ''"slaughter[ing] Joseph, slic[ing] Polnareff and [[VulgarHumor fuck[ing]]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Jotaro]]"''.
*** After Anubis possesses Polnareff by having him pick up the sword, he boasts that DIO would be happy to see him ''"slice open [Jotaro's] bowels"''. [[LiteralMinded Cue him literally doing that in a surprise attack.]] Jotaro's response?

** When Polnareff asks if someone cut the rail line, it [[FreezeFrameBonus briefly]] cuts to [[MemeticMutation Manga!Josuke saying]] ''[[BlindIdiotTranslation "NO DIGNITY"]]''.
** Kakyoin uses his "20-Metre Radius: Emerald Splash" ability on DIO. But DIO has this zinger to say.
--->''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "More like-"]] ({{Beat}}) [[MemeticMutation "Belongs]] [[PreMortemOneLiner in the]] [[TheWorfBarrage trash!"]]''
** [[HandicappedBadass DIO's state after Jotaro caved his skull in with a punch]] is compared to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Johnny Joestar]], with the latter's hat edited onto DIO, and lips turned blue as he says the below. To emphasize the connections, [[DontExplainTheJoke the last word grows to cover the screen]].
--->''"Wh-What is this? Impossible! M-My legs... I can't '''stand'''!"''
** After DIO drinks Joseph's blood, DIO proclaims that he feels "so good, [he] could break out into song". Cue him singing [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Gyro Zepelli's "Pizza Mozarrella" tune]], [[BloodyHilarious all while he sticks a finger into his skull and drills out blood]].
** The ''[[CarFu "ROAD ROLLER DA"]]'' scene is interspersed with a scene from ''Film/AustinPowers'', where a guard tries to stop a steamroller that is driven by Austin and Vanessa Kensington. The two source materials blend so well, it's hard not to laugh at this moment's insanity.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPDHbkJK65s [YTP] Jojoker]]
** [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QPDHbkJK65s/maxresdefault.jpg The thumbnail, which is a perfect way of blending two iconic source materials.]]
** On Arthur Fleck's card, his uncontrollable laughter condition reminder is replaced with something else.
--->''Whoever reads this is gay''
** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista and Leone Abbacchio]] [[BlackComedy replace the three subway jerks who repeatedly kick Arthur while he's down,]] [[ProperlyParanoid because they think he's an enemy Stand user.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard In response, Arthur fires one bullet at]] [[BoomHeadshot Mista's head]].
** The iconic [[SignatureScene "Joker dancing]] [[MemeticMutation on the stairs"]] scene is replaced with [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons a drunk Homer Simpson doing the same]].
** Arthur/The Joker and Franklin Murray's talk show scene is chock full of these.
--->'''Joker:''' [[MemeticMutation I'm gonna say the]] [[NWordPrivileges "n-word"]].\\

** This sudden moment:
--->'''Murray:''' Okay, I'm waiting for the punch.\\

** The build-up to Murray's incoming death is no slouch as well.
--->'''Joker:''' What do you get -\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2hmCKhXBBw [YTP] Golden Cringe ep.1,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwtHpkyT6y0 ep.2,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yatDrPAOulI ep.3]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz7un30MOog and ep.4.]]
** [[FriendToAllChildren Giorno offers a kid an ice-cream with two scoops.]] Unfortunately, he bought it from Tonio Trussardi, whose Stand hides in food and painfully fixes the body parts of those ingesting it. [[BloodyHilarious Cue the kid suddenly having his intestines burst out of him,]] [[GoryDiscretionShot before it quickly cuts to the next scene.]]
** When Koichi Hirose meets Giorno Giovanna, the latter says that he thinks the former's Italian is good. [[Series/TheEricAndreShow Koichi questions Giorno with disgust about this,]] [[ContinuityNod referencing two]] FailedASpotCheck [[ContinuityNod moments from "Starduck Crusaders"]].
** Koichi decides to use his stand, Echoes- sorry, [[DubNameChange Reverb]] Act 3, on Giorno's car, since he's trying to drive away with Koichi's luggage. [[RequiredSecondaryPowers Unfortunately, he flattens the entire car,]] [[SickeningCrunch crushing Giorno's bones]] [[FakeOutFadeOut and cutting to a card saying "Parte 5 Fine".]]
** Jack Duripper himself isn't happy with the English dub changing the Narrator's description of Giorno's dream from [[GratuitousEnglish "gangstar"]] to [[GratuitousItalian "primo]] [[{{Woolseyism}} mafioso"]]. Cut to a reversed clip of [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson (Representing Jack)]] [[TakeThat taking out his computer labeled as "dub" from a dumpster containing "Golden Cringe ep.2"'s Sony Vegas file, and throwing it in another one]]. Then, he grabs another computer named "sub" and hurls it into the Sony Vegas dumpster.
*** This receives a BrickJoke when one of Mista's iconic lines was altered in the English dub[[note]]''"Seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome."'' to ''"Well, what do you know? Things just got a lot more interesting!"''[[/note]]. Ron Swanson seizes the "dub" computer again from the Sony Vegas dumpster, but it cuts to a Website/{{Twitter}} poll on Jack's account, which preferred a return to dubbing for his [=YTP=]s. Cue Ron changing his mind and throwing that computer back in the Sony Vegas dumpster.
** During the search at Giorno's house for his passport, [[Film/MenInBlackII Koichi opens a locker filled with many little creatures chanting]] ''[[Film/MenInBlackII "ALL HAIL K! ALL HAIL K!"]]''.
*** Not wanting Koichi to find Polpo's lighter in there, Giorno uses his Stand, Golden Experience, to turn an electrical wire into a snake. [[HeKnowsTooMuch It bites Koichi,]] [[FakeOutFadeOut cutting to the credits with]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ "Freek'n You"]] [[SensoryAbuse playing at high volume,]] only to have the 'wake up' lyric replaced with [[Music/SystemOfADown the first line from Chop Suey.]]
** [[TooKinkyToTorture Gold Experience is somehow turned on by Black Sabbath strangling him.]] What's even funnier is what the former says.
--->''[[WebAnimation/HazbinHotel "Oh, harder, daddy!"]]''
** Bruno Bucciarati wants to show Giorno and [[spoiler:Avdol]] his team. Who do they compose of? Not just Leone Abbacchio and Narancia Ghirga, but also [[Film/GoodFellas Tommy DeVito, Henry Hill]] [[Film/{{Scarface}} and Tony Montana]].
** On Narancia's notebook, not only did he get the question "15 x 28" wrong, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants the next page has a drawing of Mrs. Puff and the words]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "BIG FAT MEANIE"]]'' [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants pointing at her]].
** Giorno decides to drink Abbacchio's cup of tea, which was actually filled with piss instead. While the rest of Bucciarati's group are in shock over this unexpected feat, Giorno stays calm and collected. This is despite his Videogame/{{Minecraft}} health becoming poisoned and depleting by 1/2 a heart over time.
** Bucciarati shares his thoughts on Giorno's interactions with his team.
--->'''Bucciarati:''' There's something about [=GioGio=] that gives him the unique ability to charm almost anyone.\\

** Polpo and his hidden treasure become the subject of a ''Manga/OnePiece'' style intro...or rather, the infamous Creator/4KidsEntertainment rap.
** Giorno tries to jump, but is grabbed on the butt by Mario Zucchero's Stand, Soft Machine. This elicits pain from Giorno, cutting to the ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' [[MemeticMutation title card (Along with the typical]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc sound effect]]).
** The narrator sums up the hardships of being a cop in one simple sentence during Abbacchio's backstory:
--->'''Narrator:''' [[HumansAreBastards The people he was expected to defend each day were dicks.]]
** When Sale sees Mista's Stand, which takes the form of six tiny yellow people, bunched up on a [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic SARS-CoV-2 virion]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice he mentally panics because they're too close to each other]].
** Mista's bullet splits in two to get past Sale's Stand, Kraft Work. [[SkewedPriorities The latter's final words before]] [[BoomHeadshot one of the pieces strikes his head?]] ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace "Now there are two of them!"]]''. And then [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} "Everybody Do the Flop"]] plays before Sale succumbs to his fatal gunshot wound.
** The fourth episode in the Golden Cringe series (which, alongisde the first three episodes, were shown off in the Retold video) continues the slightly altered take on Golden Wind with the Little Feet, Man in the Mirror and The Grateful Dead arcs. It all begins with a disguised Trish mistaking Narancia for 'la toilette', causing him turns into one, a la [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire toilet]].
** The title card for the episode features the episode number being shot down by Mista, [[FourIsDeath given his hatred for the number four.]]
** Bucciarati initally fails at unzipping the urinal that contains Polpo's fortune, and a huge tidal wave of piss demolishes Pericolo. Bucciarati then unzips the right urinal, or in this case...[[spoiler: Polnareff's ass]].
*** Pericolo then evaluates part of the treasure, i.e. a nineteen dollar Fortnite card.
** Pericolo then grants Bucci the rank of 'cop', causing Narancia to [[{{Squee}} squeal happily]] while Fugo pulls off a "STONKS" pose.
*** Followed by Pericolo telling the team about their new mission; safeguarding Trish as they escort her to Diavolo. The moment the mission begins, [[EpicFail Trish is suddenly sniped in the head, and dies.]]
** Narancia goes to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tomato Town]] to get some shopping done, and is joined by the new SixthRanger of the team, [[spoiler:Avdol]]. Surprisingly, [[spoiler:Avdol]] is the one who not only successfully gets the shopping done, but manages to save Narancia from Formaggio, and even gets to decimate the latter as a result.
** During the Little Feet arc, we get moments from Narancia and Formaggio. First off, when Formaggio reveals himself in Narancia's car, Narancia tells him to "GET OUT OF MY CAR, ''NOW!''", just like the angry driver in the infamous Psychicpebbles animation.
*** Aerosmith, Narancia's Stand, is now the floating head of Mario from ''Mario Teaches Typing.''
*** Aerosmith then launches [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a pie bomb that injures Formaggio, and is later grabbed by Patrick before he throws a giant fist at him.]]
*** The onslaught of 'cock' jokes that Formaggio launches at Narancia as they are shrunken. [[SelfDeprecation Jack himself lampshades this sarcastically.]]
*** Formaggio attempts to run away from Narancia's Aerosmith while yelling [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency "NIGERUNDAYOOOO"]], and then manages to hide in the sewers. Unfortunately for him, [[EpicFail he manages to run into]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable the two rats from Part 4 with their 'flesh eating bullet' Stands, RATT.]]
*** Narancia's fight against the (giant) enemy spider (and also [[spoiler:Avdol's utter destruction against said spider]]) is accompained by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAoDgCF-feg the most appropiate music for a battle with an enemy spider.]]
** After the Little Feet arc, Team Bucciarati manages to decode the message they've received from the boss. Which is brought to them by ''Raid: Shadow Legends''...which actually becomes [[BaitAndSwitch an ad for Raid insect spray instead.]]
** The Man in the Mirror arc begins with Fugo correcting himself after yelling at Giorno for telling him what to do, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone all because Abbacchio told him to "check [his] privileges".]]
*** Followed by the trio encountering Illuso's Stand for the first time, which drags Fugo into the [[Manga/YuGiOh Shadow Realm]] (i.e. Man In The Mirror's world) a la VideoGame/SuperMario64 style.
*** Because this is a Jack Duripper video about [=JoJo=], Jack brings back Kakyoin from the dead for a quick CallBack to the Part 3 video where he mentions that "there's no such thing as a mirror world".
*** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Fugo! CUM"]]
*** This is immediately followed by this exchange:

** The introduction to Fugo's Stand, Purple Haze, throws in a multitude of purple related jokes in one swoop, starting off with the CallBack to Purple Haze being [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys The Purple Man]] from Golden Cringe's take on the 'Fighting Gold' sequence.
--->'''Giorno:''' [[Film/TheAmazingBulk What the hell is that?!]]\\

** While Fugo's (anime-only) backstory is dark and incredibly sad, the Golden Cringe take on this? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hilariously dark as fuck.]]
*** First off, as the narrator begins with "Pannacotta Fugo was born into tremendious wealth", we see that he lives in a mansion that's covered in Supreme get-up (aka 'the drip').
*** Shortly afterwards, we see the moment where young Fugo attempts to run from his pedophiliac professor, and the scene is a huge throwback to a (deleted) YTP known as "Pedofiles".

*** And to cap off the backstory, Bucciarati manages to convince Fugo to be his first new member of the team by [[IronicEcho taking him out to dinner at his place, just like how Fugo's professor used to do exactly that with him.]]
** Back in the MITM arc, and its revealed that Fugo's Purple Haze is a bit different this time around. Instead of his Stand using a deadly virus that kills anything in mere moments...it's a ''deadly experimental internet gas''[[note]]which references the (infamously hated) Screentime character from Marvel's New Warriors series[[/note]] that kills anything in mere moments.
*** When Giorno questions about how the Stand ability is even possible, Giorno himself is then labelled with [[HypocriticalHumor "The guy who turns suitcases into frogs".]]
*** After Illuso brags about how no living thing can enter his Stand's mirror world on their own, Jack does a quick Google search to prove if viruses are living things...[[LaserGuidedKarma and unfortunately for Illuso,]] RealityEnsues as Jack showcases the fact that viruses are in reality, moreso closer to being ''non''-living organisms, which results in Purple Haze's internet gas entering Man in the Mirror's world, [[CurbStompBattle instantly killing Illuso in the process.]]
** After the fiasco with Illuso, Fugo attempts to stare at Trish's boobs, but is then punched into a flight of stairs a la Call of Duty style.
** The entire "Express Train to Florence" arc is filled to the brim with many jokes:
*** Prosciutto attempts to look under the train conductor's door, but he ends up seeing a naked Lisa Lisa bathing. Although he does end up saying "NICE" at the view, much like Joseph Joestar did back then.
*** The fridge inside Mr. President's Stand (Coco Jumbo) has some hidden references and drink related jokes, which includes the glass of wine Zeppeli held in Part 1.
*** Prosciutto ends up finding out the presence of Team Bucciarati thanks to him noticing [[FantasticRacism "something that looked black"]] (i.e. [[spoiler:Avdol]]).
*** Pesci saying "Bro, that's based!" immediately afterwards and then moaning like an anime girl, complete with an aheago expression.
*** Prosciutto summons his "Thankful Death" (aka The Grateful Dead) Stand by perfoming the "I had to do it to 'em" pose. This causes Pesci to say "You're really gonna do it?!"
*** This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. This also means [[spoiler:Avdol]] is affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his [[spoiler:Grey Avdol disguise from Part 3]]. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging, and RealityEnsues again as [[spoiler:Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based]], with him screaming "OH NOOOO" as a result.
*** In perhaps one of the most ironic HilariousInHindsight moments ever, the bait used for Pesci's Beach Boy is a thumbnail for a clickbait video...specifically that of a fake teaser trailer for a ''Stone Ocean'' anime adaptation. ''And then the'' '''''actual''''' ''anime adaptation was announced a few days after the release of this video.''
*** Pesci's head randomly get massaged by Prosciutto, [[{{Squick}} complete with wet massaging noises.]]
*** When Prosciutto's Thankful Death claws it's way into revealing Mr. President, it instead accidentally reveals a turtle from WesternAnimation/CreatureComforts singing a Middle-Eastern chant.
*** Bucciarati is able to punch Prosciutto with his Stand so hard, that Prosciutto ends up being Kakyoin'd into the water tower in Egypt.
*** Prosciutto ends up lampshades the awfully dubbed "Zipper Man" Stand by stating that Bucciarati was born with the power of zippers. He then states that "the greater the horse power, the harder the horse", but is then taken care of in a CoolAndUnusualPunishment...by being taken to '''Brazil.'''
*** Bucciarati is then split apart from eating edibles and drops LEGO studs from 'dying'.
*** Luckily, Bucciarati makes a comeback as he unzips his way...through Pesci's groin area, stating that it was a train-ride from hell.
*** Pesci attempts to kill Bucciarati by ''using his literal head and neck'' to shoot through him. Pesci then pridefully gloats and states how he will win (as any JJBA villain would do) as Bucciarati tunes out his annoying rant and sees Pesci as someone writing insane math equations on a whiteboard.
*** Pesci briefly becomes Natsuki from VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub as Bucciarati successfully snaps his neck with the Beach Boy's fishing string, causing Natsuki!Pesci to do the infamous 'neck snap' pose.
*** Finally, the battle ends with Bucciarati splitting Pesci (as a Dry Bones) into pieces, which all land on Aquaman (residing in the nearby lake), knocking him out- and ending the arc there.

--->'''Vagrant:''' (as he's succing Dio) ''WHY SIP...WHEN YOU CAN''...'''''SUCC'''''\\

--->'''Santiago:''' ''(in the style of Pantri's Garry's Mod character)'' Santiago. (swooces right into the vent)\\

(cue footage of a random Nazi [[Film/{{Alien}} in a vent with a lit match]] right as Santiago is about to swooce right into him)\\

'''Santiago:''' Santiago. (swooces into the screaming soldier)\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Obi-Wan Kenobi]]''': The nose or the ear, which do you think it'll enter?\\
'''Anakin Skywalker:''' (sigh) I think the nose.

--->'''Santiago:''' ''(in the style of Pantri's Garry's Mod character)'' Santiago. (swooces right into the vent, then swooces right into a nearby German soldier)\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Obi-Wan Kenobi]]''': Which do you think it'll enter, the nose or the mouth?\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Obi-Wan Kenobi]]''': Which do you think it'll enter, the nose of the mouth?\\

** Koichi decides to use his stand, Reverb Act 3, on Giorno's car, since he's trying to drive away with Koichi's luggage. [[RequiredSecondaryPowers Unfortunately, he flattens the entire car,]] [[SickeningCrunch crushing Giorno's bones]] [[FakeOutFadeOut and cutting to a card saying "Parte 5 Fine".]]

*** The manga pages showcasing each [=JoJo=] are replaced with the Torture Dance, Josuke getting attacked by Enigma, the Koichi pose, Avdol magnet-humping Joseph, "KONO DIO DA", Rubber Soul!Kakyoin's "rero rero" face, Killer Queen's "Bites the Dust" bomb, and Tequila Joseph.

--->'''Dio:''' MUST MY LAST SIGHT ON EARTH BE THIS DAMNABLE SUNRISE?\\

*** The first time, Zeppeli has RedEyesTakeWarning.
*** The second time, Zeppeli was dead as he said this, so a zombified RaisedHandOfSurvival is seen, all while his line is distorted.

** Strzaizo's {{famous last words}}? ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark "Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day.]] [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm gonna kill myself!"]]''.

** The reason why DIO decides to create more Stand users? [[DesecratingTheDead He sees Jotaro dancing over Enyaba's corpse in a crystal ball.]]

*** He compels a passerby to pick up his sword and follow his orders; namely, ''"slaughter[ing] Joseph, slic[ing] Polnareff and [[VulgarHumor fuck[ing]]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Jotaro]]"''.

** The fourth episode in the Golden Cringe series (which, alongisde the first three episodes, were shown off in the Retold video) continues the slightly altered take on Golden Wind with the Little Feet, Man in the Mirror and The Grateful Death arcs. It all begins with a disguised Trish mistaking Narancia for 'la toilette', causing him turns into one, a la [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire toilet]].

--->'''Abbacchio''': "[=GioGio=], did you notice anything [[VideoGame/AmongUs sus?]]"\\
''(Girono is then sporting the infamous [=Jerma985=] "When the imposter is sus!" meme face as the Among Us trap remix plays, but then its revealed [[spoiler: he's actually [[JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Oingo]] in disguise.]])''

--->'''Giorno''': [[Film/TheAmazingBulk "What the hell is that?!"]]\\
'''Abbacchio''': "Well it ain't [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]] the frickin' dinosaur!"\\
'''[[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Yuri!Purple Haze]]''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "GAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE! :D"]]

--->'''Fugo's Professor''': "Why don't you come back to my place and I'll [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy have sex with children?]]"\\
'''Fugo''': "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I gotta get outta here!!]]"\\
'''Professor''': "Now wait just a moment...I'd be more than happy to [[SensoryAbuse HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN.]]"\\
'''Fugo''': "Stop it, stop it, stop it, [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger STOP IT]]"\\
'''Professor''': "SEX, ''SEX'', '''''SEX WITH CHILDREN AND KILL THEM-'''''" ''*(is immediately killed by Fugo)*''

*** After Illuso brags about how no living thing can enter his Stand's mirror world on their own, Jack does a quick Google search to prove if viruses are living things...[[LaserGuidedKarma and unfortunately for Illuso,]] RealityEnsues as Jack showcases the fact that viruses are in reality, moreso closer to being ''non''-living organisms, which results in Purple Haze's internet gas entering Man in the Mirror's world, [[CurbStompBattle which instantly kills Illuso in seconds.]]

--->'''Fugo's Professor''': "Why don't you come back to my place I'll [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy have sex with children?]]"\\