History Funny / IronMan2

[[caption-width-right:350: "Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut."]]

* Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in the giant donut prop at the top of Randy's Donuts and Fury finds him (as seen above).

* Sam Rockwell's glorious performance as Justin Hammer deserves a mention. Especially when he discovers that Ivan Vanko has turned all of his suits into drones.

* On a meta level, it's chuckleworthy that Coulson's actor Clark Gregg didn't know he was going to be in Thor until ''after'' telling Tony he was going to New Mexico.

** Also a sorta twisted CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming LikeFatherLikeSon moment. You can definitely see where Tony gets it from.

*** The actual failures are all perfect BlackComedy. Firstly, the North Korean mecha/suit has its legs give way under its own weight, causing its gatling gun to go off (and kill the cameraman in the process). Then the Iranian suit loses control of its thrusters and does a rocket-propelled flip through the air before crashing into something. Subsequently, you see Justin Hammer frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit. ''Especially'' when the top half of the suit ''rotates 180 degrees around and twists the guy's spine.'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.\\
---->'''Tony Stark:''' Wow. Yeah, I'd say, uh, most countries: five-ten years away. Hammer Industries: twenty.
'''Justin''': [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived]].

-->'''Tony Stark:''' I am Iron Man, the suit and I are one. To turn over the suit is to turn over myself which is equivilant to indentured servitude or prostitution depending on what state you're in.
-->'''Senator Stern:''' I'm no expert on-
-->'''Tony Stark:''' On prostitution, of course not, you're a senator, come on!

*** The actual failures are all perfect BlackComedy. Firstly, the North Korean mecha/suit has its legs give way under its own weight, causing its gatling gun to go off (and kill the cameraman in the process). Then the Iranian suit loses control of its thrusters and does a rocket-propelled flip through the air before crashing into something. Subsequently, you see Justin Hammer frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit. ''Especially'' when the top half of the suit ''rotates 180 degrees around and twists the guy's spine.'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.
--->'''Tony Stark:''' Wow. Yeah, I'd say, uh, most countries: five-ten years away. Hammer Industries: twenty.
--->'''Justin''': [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived]].

-->'''Justin Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Magazine. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
-->'''Pepper Potts:''' She did ''quite'' a spread on Tony last year.
-->'''Tony Stark:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke And she wrote a story as well]]!
-->'''Pepper Potts:''' It was very impressive, very well done...

-->[[spoiler: ''[after Happy Hogan runs into Whiplash]'']]
-->'''Tony Stark:''' Who were you trying to hit, me or him?
-->'''Happy Hogan:''' I was trying to scare him-
-->'''Tony Stark:''' ''Cause I can't tell!''

-->'''Rhodey:''' [[spoiler:I'm going to bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife!]]
-->'''Tony:''' [[spoiler:With the what?]]
--> [[spoiler:''[missile spends some five seconds charging up, complete with a one-two-three beeping sequence, then flies at Vanko, only to bounce harmlessly off Vanko's suit into a puddle and fizzle out]'']]
-->'''Tony:''' [[spoiler:Hammer tech?]]
-->'''Rhodey:''' [[spoiler: ''[dejected tone]'' Yeah.]]

-->''"The party's over... of course, for me the party was over, like, an hour and a half ago. '''THE AFTER-PARTY STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!!!'''"'' [[spoiler:It's a cue that Tony completely lost it, forcing Rhodey to don the Mk.II silver armor and engage him in [[IncrediblyLamePun suitball-busting combat]].]]

--->'''Rhodes:''' You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
--->'''Tony:''' Hey, you weren't supposed to see any of that. Get lost.
--->'''Rhodes:''' I was here first. [[GetARoom Get a roof]].
--->'''Tony:''' I thought you were out of one-liners.
--->'''Rhodes:''' That was the last one.
--->'''Pepper:''' I-I had just quit, and-
--->'''Rhodes:''' No, no, you don't have to do that, I heard the whole thing.

-->'''Fury:''' Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!
-->''[Tony pulls down his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat]''

--->'''Tony''': Huh. You're.... fired.
--->'''Natasha''': That's not up to you.

-->'''Tony:''' I didn't give it to him, he took it.
-->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kick'd yo ass and took. Your suit.

-->'''Fury:''' ''[turns to Widow]'' Is that possible?
-->'''Black Widow:''' Well, according to Stark's security guidelines his suits have redundancies preventing ''unauthorised access''.

--> '''Tony:''' 'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense, that was a week ago. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' [[spoiler: I was dying]], I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? '[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Textbook... narcissism]]'? ''[looks up at Fury.]''
--> '''Fury:''' ''[[[{{Beat}} glares back]]]''
--> '''Tony:''' ''[looks back down at folder]'' [[{{Touche}} Agreed...]]

-->'''Tony''': That doesn't make any sense. How can you approve me, but not approve me?

--> '''Pepper:''' You're dying?!
--> '''Tony:''' Uhhh. No. I'm not. ''[veryquickly]'' Notanymore.
--> '''Pepper:''' What's going on?!
--> '''Tony:''' I was ''going'' to tell you, I didn't want to alarm you-
--> '''Pepper:''' You really ''were'' dying?!
--> '''Tony:''' You didn't let me-
--> '''Pepper:''' Why didn't you tell me that?!
--> '''Tony:''' I was going to ''make you an omelette'' and ''tell you''-!!
--> '''Romanoff:''' Hey. Hey! Save it for the honeymoon!!

-->'''Stark:''' Fantastic. Land of enchantment.
-->'''Coulson:''' So I'm told.
-->'''Stark:''' Secret stuff.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''[smiles]'' Something like that.
-->'''Stark:''' ''[offers him a hand]'' Good luck.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''[shakes hand]'' Thanks. We need you.
-->'''Stark:''' Yeah, more than you know.
-->'''Coulson:''' Not that much.

* At one point, while being chased by [[spoiler: Rhodey's hijacked armor and a ton of Hammerdroids]], Tony flies through a parking garage. [[https://youtu.be/yPr6gmMG-H0?t=23s As you'd expect, this triggers a single car alarm.]] [[spoiler: [[https://youtu.be/yPr6gmMG-H0?t=26s Cue Rhodey and the Hammerdroids flying after him and setting off the alarms of]] ''every other car in the garage''.]]

** Tony's closing statement: "I will continue to serve this great nation at the pleasure of... myself. And if there's one thing I've proven to you, it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself."
** The fact that Tony's remarks [[InstantHumiliationJustAddYouTube go viral on]] Website/YouTube, getting him over ''1,890,873 views''. JARVIS's response Is, "[[NoodleIncident May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.]]"

* At one point, while being chased by [[spoiler: Rhodey's hijacked armor and a ton of Hammerdroids]], Tony flies through a parking garage. As you'd expect, this triggers a single car alarm. [[spoiler: Cue Rhodey and the Hammerdroids flying after him and setting off the alarms of ''every other car in the garage''.]]

* Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in the giant donut prop at the top of Randy's Donuts and Fury finds him.

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-->'''Fury:''' Whoawhoawhoa- he ''took it?'' You're Iron Man and he just '''TOOK IT?!''' The lil' brother walked in there, kick'd ass and took. Your suit.

* Tony goes to Pepper's office to apologize, but just about everything goes wrong for him. First, he can't stand the perpetually-moving paperweight on her desk. A miffed Pepper also refuses to deal with it, and when Romanov comes in, the girls team up to give him the silent treatment (despite Pepper feeling threatened by her presence). Worse for Tony, he tried to make a nice gesture to Pepper by bringing her strawberries...except that it's the only thing she's allergic to. And once she leaves, he tries to stop the paperweight from moving but fails. Then he just dumps the strawberries into the wastebasket, and some of them fell on the floor.

--> '''Romanov:''' Hey. Hey! Save it for the honeymoon!!

* Black Widow [[spoiler:[[OffhandBackhand casually macing a Hammer guard]] as she walks past him. Moments later, Happy, who finally managed to drop the one Hammer guard at the front, turns to yell in triumph, only to see an entire hallway littered with unconscious guards that Romanov casually took down in the same time it took him to defeat just one.]]

* Happy almost crashing the car while Romanov changes into her Black Widow suit.
-->'''Romanov:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Eyes on the road.]]

*** Subsequently, you see Justin Hammer frantically trying to block the TV as it's showing Hammer Industries' EpicFail at trying to reproduce the Iron Man suit. ''Especially'' when the top half of the suit ''rotates 180 degrees around and twists the guy's spine.'' CrossesTheLineTwice at its best.

-->'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
-->'''Vanko:''' *
''[FascinatingEyebrow]''

-->'''Hammer:''' How'd you do that?
-->'''Vanko:''' ''[speaks Russian]'' Tvoy soft - govno. ("Your software is shit.")
-->'''Hammer:''' What?
-->'''Vanko:''' Software ''shit''.

-->[[spoiler: (''after Happy Hogan runs into Whiplash'')]]

-->'''Vanko:''' *FascinatingEyebrow*

-->'''Vanko:''' (speaks Russian) Tvoy soft - govno. ("Your software is shit.")

--> [[spoiler:*missile spends some five seconds charging up, complete with a one-two-three beeping sequence, then flies at Vanko, only to bounce harmlessly off Vanko's suit into a puddle and fizzle out*]]

-->'''Rhodey:''' [[spoiler: (Dejected tone) Yeah.]]

-->"A lot of people ask me how I go to the bathroom in my suit." ''(pause– smile)'' "....just like that."

'''Rhodes:''' Wasn't a question. ''*blasts off*''

-->"(to Rhodey) You deserve this. ... (to Tony) And you deserve ''this''. *jabs him* Sorry. It's funny how annoying a little prick can be."

-->''(Tony pulls down his shades slightly as a silent FlatWhat)''

-->'''Fury:''' ''(turns to Widow)'' Is that possible?

--> '''Tony:''' "'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense, that was a week ago. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' [[spoiler: I was dying]], I mean please. And hey, aren't we all? '[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Textbook... narcissism]]'? ''(Looks up at Fury.)''
--> '''Fury:''' ''([[{{Beat}} Glares back]])''
--> '''Tony:''' ''(Looks back down at folder)'' [[{{Touche}} Agreed...]]

-->'''Hammer''': Is that a helmet? Doesn't look like a helmet to me. How are you supposed to fit a head in there? Jack, could you put your head in there? Try to put your head in there.
--> *Jack plays along and tries to fit his head in the Hammeroid head*

--> '''Tony:''' Uhhh. No. I'm not. *veryquickly* Notanymore.

-->'''Coulson:''' ''(smiles)'' Something like that.
-->'''Stark:''' ''(offers him a hand)'' Good luck.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''(shakes hand)'' Thanks. We need you.

* Coulson almost crashing the car while Romanov changes into her Black Widow suit.

-->'''Hammer:''' "How'd you do that?"
-->'''Vanko:''' (speaks Russian) "Tvoy soft - govno." ("Your software is shit.")
-->'''Hammer:''' "What?"
-->'''Vanko:''' "Software ''shit''."

-->'''Tony:''' "I want one. \\

* Many of Fury's lines in the second film are downright hilarious. One example is when Tony is sitting in a giant donut prop and Fury finds him.

* Tony gets hauled before the senate subcommittee. It runs, for its entirety, on funny and awesome. Some of the best parts:

--->'''Tony''': Huh? You're.... fired!