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** Even before that when they argue about who's gonna come begging for whom, Willie started to sound a bit like Indy when she called him a conceited ape, in both voice and attitude.

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* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate ''YOU!!!!!''"

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* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate ~~''YOU!!!!!''"~~'''''YOU!!!!!'''''"

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'''Willie:''' YOU FEEL INSIDE!\\

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'''Willie:''' ~~YOU~~ ''YOU'' FEEL INSIDE!\\

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** When Indy puts his hands on a statue's breasts (to push the statue, since it's part of a secret passage), Willie gestures to her ''own'' breasts and growls, "I'm right ''here''!"

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** "[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts! He CRAZY!]]"

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** "[[YouNoTakeCandle He no ~~nuts! He CRAZY!]]"~~nuts. He's CRAZY.]]"

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-->'''Mike Powell''': ...and it said "Reason for damage". And -- and what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".

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** On a related note, Indy telling Short Round to stop "playing" with the Maharajah.
*** He actually said quit "fooling around" with him.

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** On a related note, Indy telling Short Round to stop "playing" with the Maharajah.
*** He actually said quit "fooling "quit fooling around" with ~~him.~~the maharajah.

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* "Willie, WE are going to DIE!" Followed by the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.

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* "Willie, WE are going to TO DIE!" Followed by the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.

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* "Nice try, Lao Che!" [closes the airplane door to reveal the logo on it: Lao Che Airlines]

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* "Nice try, Lao ~~Che!"~~ Che." [closes the airplane door to reveal the logo on it: Lao Che Airlines]

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Oct 28th 2013 at 3:20:18 AM

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* The villager's dumbfounded expression when Willie tries to ride an elephant.

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* The ~~villager's~~ villagers' dumbfounded ~~expression~~ expressions when Willie tries to ride an elephant.

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Jun 6th 2013 at 8:46:05 AM

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* Indy's exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Jeez!"]] as, while he's in the midst of scaling the cliff after cutting the bridge, he realizes that the surviving Thugs on the other side are now ''shooting'' at him. He's having a ''really'' bad day.

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** "Lady, I can't breathe!"

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-->'''Willie:''' ''[sees the pilots gone]'' Oh no. Oh no! Mister! Mister! Oh mister, please wake up!\\
'''Shorty:''' You call him Dr. Jones, ''doll.''\\
'''Willie:''' Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones! Please wake up!\\
'''Indy:''' Are we there already? Oh, good.\\
'''Willie:''' No, no. ''[drags Indy to the cockpits]'' No one's flying the plane!\\
'''Indy:''' Oh boy.\\
'''Willie:''' They're all gone! ''[Indy gets on one of the cockpits]'' You know how to fly, don't you?\\
'''Indy:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' No. Do you?\\
'''Willie:''' Oh no. I'm gonna faint.\\
'''Indy:''' How hard could it be?

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Apr 8th 2013 at 2:52:02 PM

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* "Nice try, Lao Che!"

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* "Nice try, Lao ~~Che!"~~Che!" [closes the airplane door to reveal the logo on it: Lao Che Airlines]

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Apr 8th 2013 at 2:50:06 PM

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* Willie throwing off the snake that Indy tried to warn her about thinking it was the elephant.

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* Willie ~~throwing~~ spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered - simply grabs the snake ~~that Indy tried to warn her about thinking~~ and flings it ~~was~~ off into the ~~elephant.~~underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.

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Apr 8th 2013 at 2:46:20 PM

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-->'''Indy:''' Nobody's here.\\
'''Willie:''' No, ''I'm'' here.\\
''(Indy shakes his head)''

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-->'''Indy:''' Nobody's ~~here.\\~~
here.
--> '''Willie:''' No, ''I'm'' ~~here.\\~~
here.
--> ''(Indy shakes his ~~head)''~~head)''
** Prior to that, the scene in their bedrooms after their argument about their BelligerentSexualTension where we cut back and forth between them, each certain that the other is going to show up.
--> '''Indy:''' "Palace slave"...
--> '''Willie:''' "Nocturnal activities"...
--> '''Indy:''' ''I'm'' a conceited ape?
--> '''Willie:''' "I'll tell you in the morning"...
--> '''Indy:''' I can't believe it.
--> '''Willie:''' He's not coming.
--> '''Indy:''' She's not coming. ''(pause)'' I can't believe I'm not going.

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*Willie screaming after escaping the mines and crossing the rickety bridge only to run into Mola Ram.

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*Indy tries to hit the taskmaster with a hammer who takes it and throws it on the head of a random miner.

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*The villager's dumbfounded expression when Willie tries to ride an elephant.

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Dec 19th 2012 at 3:18:37 AM

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'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' [[MoodWhiplash Oh I broke a nail.]]

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'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' [[MoodWhiplash Oh I broke a nail.]]]]\\\
'''Willie:''' ''THEY'RE IN MY HAAIIRR!!!''\\
'''Indy:''' ''(nodges a skull in a corner)'' Aw, shut up, Willie!\\
'''Willie:''' Indy, let me in!\\
'''Shorty:''' No, let us out!\\
'''Willie:''' Let me in!\\
'''Shorty:''' Let us ''out!''\\
'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]

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Oct 13th 2012 at 12:55:22 PM

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''[Willie sits away from Indy]''

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~~''[Willie~~ ''(Willie sits away from ~~Indy]''~~Indy)''

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''(Willie looks inside and sees all the bugs)''\\

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''[Indy's fist comes through the wall.]''\\

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~~''[Indy's~~ ''(Indy's fist comes through the ~~wall.]''\\~~wall)''\\

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''[Indy shakes his head]''

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~~''[Indy~~ ''(Indy shakes his ~~head]''~~head)''

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Jun 30th 2012 at 5:16:27 PM

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*** He actually said quit "fooling around" with him.

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put the fire on his foot out. Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing "Water! Water!"
* Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his gun. He smiles nervously at them, and they attack.

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put the fire on his foot out. Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing ~~"Water! Water!"~~
"''WATER! WATER!''"
* Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his ~~gun.~~gun (thanks to Willie). He smiles nervously at them, and they attack.

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***This is probably an [[ActorAllusion Actor Allusion]] to when, in [[StarWars Star Wars]] Han Solo (Harrison Ford) chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

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** On a related note, Indy telling Short Round to stop "playing" with the Maharajah.

TitoMosquito

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Mar 27th 2012 at 6:35:00 PM

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-->'''Willie:''' I hate that elephant.

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** The look on Willie's face when they're serving chilled monkey brains.
** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away, and it screamed.
** One of the dinner guests belches after eating a bug.

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'''Lao Shi:''' SIT DOWN!\\

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'''Lao ~~Shi:'''~~ Che:''' SIT DOWN!\\

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'''Indy:''' Do. It. NOW!

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'''Indy:''' Do. It. ~~NOW!~~NOW!\\
'''Willie:''' ''OOOKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!''

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Feb 22nd 2012 at 3:19:10 AM

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* Indy calling Willie for help.
-->'''Indy:''' ''(trying to hold the ceiling up)'' Hurry!\\
'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' [[MoodWhiplash Oh I broke a nail.]]

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Feb 22nd 2012 at 3:16:21 AM

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** The most serious PuppyDogEyes ever. He could give KimPossible a run for her money.

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Fire! Fire". Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing "Water!" Water!"

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling ~~"Fire! Fire".~~ "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put the fire on his foot out. Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing ~~"Water!" Water!"~~"Water! Water!"
* Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his gun. He smiles nervously at them, and they attack.
** Indy starts chasing one with a sword. He suddenly stops at a close-up of his face. He [[OhCrap sees something]], and then nervously runs the other way. Suddenly, a whole army of Thugs chase after him.

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Feb 18th 2012 at 5:56:29 PM

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* "Willie, quit monkeying around in that thing."

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* "Willie, quit monkeying around in on that thing."

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Feb 11th 2012 at 5:11:29 PM

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Fire! Fire". Suddenly a deluge of water rushing down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing "Water!" Water!"

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Fire! Fire". Suddenly a an oncoming deluge of water ~~rushing~~ starts flooding down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing "Water!" Water!"

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Fire! Fire". Suddenly a deluge of water rushing down the tunnel and Indy yelling and pointing "Water!" Water!"

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* Willie throwing off the snake that Indy tried to warn her about thinking it was the elephant.
* Indy and Short Round arguing about who was the bigger cheat while Willie runs screaming from every little noise.
** To boot, it starts off in English before switching over into Chinese and then back into English without skipping a beat. So if you aren't laughing at Willie, you're watching a kid and a grown man engage in full on HamToHamCombat with GratuitousForeignLanguage.
* The whole dinner at the palace.
* Most of what Short Round says elevates him from being a mere EthnicScrappy to a [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes funny-as-hell little kid]]. "Maybe he like...''older'' women" and "You tell me later" stand out in particular.
** "[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts! He CRAZY!]]"
* From the DVD making of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which they actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
* This dialogue:
-->'''Willie:''' A hole. He put two holes in my dress from Paris!\\
'''Lao Shi:''' SIT DOWN!\\
''[Willie sits away from Indy]''
** And this:
-->'''Indy:''' Where's my gun?! WHERE'S MY GUN?!!\\
'''Willie:''' I burned my fingers AND I CRACKED A NAIL!!!!
* "Are you actually developing a sense of humor or am I going deaf?"
* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system.
* Willie tries to get the diamond, but people keep kicking it.
* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate ''YOU!!!!!''"
** "Good!"
* "Willie, quit monkeying around in that thing."
* Indy and Shorty are being crushed in the spike trap. Willie has to feel inside a hole for a lever to save them. Inside it is full of bugs.
-->'''Indy:''' Just feel inside!\\
'''Willie:''' YOU FEEL INSIDE!\\
''[Indy's fist comes through the wall.]''\\
'''Indy:''' Do. It. NOW!
* "Willie, WE are going to DIE!" Followed by the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.
* The bedroom scene in which Indiana is hunting for the secret passage while Willie has other things on her mind...
-->'''Indy:''' Nobody's here.\\
'''Willie:''' No, ''I'm'' here.\\
''[Indy shakes his head]''
* "Nice try, Lao Che!"
* "A boat?! We're not sinking! WE'RE CRASHING!"

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