History Funny / HowlsMovingCastle

* Sophie is asking Calcifer to let her use him for cooking and the line that Calcifer says after she forces the pan on him:

--> '''Sophie:''' Now, be a good fire.
--> '''Calcifer:''' I'm not a good fire! I'm a scary fire demon! RAWR!

---> '''Howl:''' If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of an ocean, sooner or later - probably sooner — I'd look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick.
* "I can sense Sophie's hand a mile off. And there are several miles of this suit." Later in the same scene (all of which is a Crowning Scene of Funny) "I am now," he announced, "going to get ready [[spoiler: for the funeral]]. Please, both of you, refrain from doing anything whatsoever while I do. I can tell Sophie is in top form at the moment, and I want this room the usual size when I come back into it."

** The fact that while Sophie's going up the stairs, she's dragging a ridiculous-looking dog that she thinks is Howl in disguise. She spends most of the scene whispering to the dog, talking to it under the impression it's Howl. Even though it's difficult for her, she carries it up the stairs so she can keep him around, like he promised. Then, she finds out it's a real dog that works for Madame Sullivan.

** Made even funnier in that it was {{Christian Bale}} saying that. Never knew, [[{{Batman}} Bats]], never knew...

** Not to mention Sophie's reaction. "If it wasn't for Calcifer, he could behave like a jellied eel all day for all I care."
* Pretty much any of Howl and Sophie's bickering is funny, but there's also this, the mental picture is just hilarious:

* Howl returning to the castle drunk, singing Calcifer's sauce-pan song. And then later, after he's gone upstairs to bed, Sophie hears thumping, and him giggling about how the bed is "dodging" him.

* There's Howl screaming down the stairway, running into everything while pulling at his hair, the green slime itself, and Sophie hauling Howl upstairs while he's covered in green goo... noticing only too late that his towel's slipped off, and he's completely nude. To top it all off, this troper can't decide whose deadpan reaction is funnier: Markl's or Sophie's.

** Oh god, This Troper hadn't even caught that that was a DoubleEntendre until now. >_<
** And this line from the same scene.

** Made even funnier, at least for this troper, that it was {{Christian Bale}} saying that. Never knew, [[{{Batman}} Bats]], never knew...

* YMMV, but the scene where Sophie is asking Calcifer to let her use him for cooking. The line that Calcifer says after she forces the pan on him gets this troper every time.
-->'''Calcifer:''' Here's another curse, [[MemeticMutation may all your bacon burn.]]
** This troper can't help but laugh at an earlier exchange:

** And the Witch's response after Sophie says that:

** There's also the fact that while Sophie's going up the stairs, she's dragging a ridiculous-looking dog that she thinks is Howl in disguise. She spends most of the scene whispering to the dog, talking to it under the impression it's Howl. Even though it's difficult for her, she carries it up the stairs so she can keep him around, like he promised. Then, she finds out it's actually a real dog that works for Madame Sullivan.

--> "You cold-hearted hag! Next time, I'll turn you senile too!"

-->'''Calcifer:''' Here's another curse, may all your bacon burn.

--> '''Sophie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Too bad I'm not younger, or I'd lend you a hand.]]

--> Sophie and the Witch of the Waste trying to climb up the stairs to Madam Suliman's castle. In other words, two elderly (one a teen trapped in an elderly woman's body, the other, a morbidly obese woman, who, until this point in the film, was the bane of the entire country) trying slowly and desperately to outrace each other to reach Madam Sullivan.

'''Sophie:''' I can't believe you work for Suliman. I guess it's too late to toss them.

*

* There's Howl screaming down the stairway, running into everything while pulling at his hair, the green slime itself, and Sophie hauling Howl upstairs while he's covered in green goo... noticing only too late that his towel's slipped off, and he's completely nude. To top it all off, this troper can't decide whose deadpan reaction is funnier: Markl's or Sophie's. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereW4uQr9Gs Here in all its glory.]]

--> '''Sophie:''' *Sees a flying device with a girl shrieking and giggling with joy above* [[DeadpanSnarker That could be him.]]

* There's Howl screaming down the stairway, running into everything while pulling at his hair, the green slime itself, and Sophie hauling Howl upstairs while he's covered in green goo... noticing only too late that his towel's slipped off, and he's completely nude. To top it all off, this troper can't decide whose deadpan reaction is funnier: Markl's or Sophie's. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereW4uQr9Gs Here in all it's glory.]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereW4uQr9Gs This scene.]] 'Nuff said.
** Including this line from the same scene.

--> '''Sophie:''' *Sees a flying device with a girl shrieking and giggling with joy above* [[DeadpanSnarker:That could be him.]]

--> '''Witch of the Waste:''' Looks like your true love is in love with someone else.

* Howl telling Sophie why the Witch of the Waste is after him. Sophie just makes a face that says "are you serious?"

-->'''Calcifer:''' Here's another curse, may all your bacon burn.

** Including this line.

** Made even funnier, at least for this troper, that it was {{Christian Bale}} saying that. Never knew, [[{{Batman}} Bats]], never knew...

--> '''Howl:''' I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful

** Made even funnier, at least for this troper, that it was {{ChristianBale}} saying that. Never knew, [[{{Batman}} Bats]], never knew...

** Made even funnier, at least for this troper, that it was {{ChristianBale}} saying that. Never knew, [[Batman Bats]], never knew...

--> '''Howl:''' I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful