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26th Mar '17 6:49:50 PM talewind
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* Having obtained something of a reputation as a witch, a young man comes to the castle to purchase a spell from her. He's agreed to a duel, knowing he's hopelessly outclassed, and wants something to give him an edge. Having absolutely no knowledge of how to create a spell, Sophie fakes her way through by sprinkling a healthy dose of cayenne powder into a cloth, grabbing a knife and waving it around over the cloth while muttering to herself to appear suitably witch-like before wrapping it all up. She hands it to him and tells him, "Throw this in the air just as you're about to shoot, and then both of you will stand an equal chance at victory."
17th Mar '17 3:33:45 AM Elisabel
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** The mere fact that Calcifer has a saucepan song, which his housemates pick up too, is incongruous, hilarious, and oddly adorable.
19th Dec '16 5:59:32 AM Ximei
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* This line from the first chapter of the book: ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another. Someone ought to arrange a match'' This is funny in retrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl ''did'' court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well at all.]]

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* This line from the first chapter of the book: ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another. Someone ought to arrange a match'' match.'' This is funny in retrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl ''did'' court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well at all.]]
19th Dec '16 5:59:11 AM Ximei
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* This line from the first chapter of the book: ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another.'' This is funny in retrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl ''did'' court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well.]]

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* This line from the first chapter of the book: ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another.'' Someone ought to arrange a match'' This is funny in retrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl ''did'' court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well.well at all.]]
19th Dec '16 5:57:58 AM Ximei
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* ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another.'' This is funny inretrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl did court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well.]]

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* This line from the first chapter of the book: ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another.'' This is funny inretrospect, in retrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl did ''did'' court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well.]]
19th Dec '16 5:57:11 AM Ximei
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* ''Sophie began to feel that Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together. They seemed to be made for one another.'' This is funny inretrospect, as [[spoiler: Howl did court the Witch for a while, and it did not end well.]]
13th Nov '16 4:05:46 PM DeltaDart
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* "SHE LIKES MY SPARK!!!"

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* "SHE LIKES MY "She likes my SPARK!!!"
13th Nov '16 4:03:46 PM DeltaDart
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--> '''Calcifer:''' I don't cook! I'm a scary powerful fire demon! RAWR!

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--> '''Calcifer:''' I don't cook! I'm a scary powerful fire demon! Leh-leh-leh-leh RAWR!
8th Oct '16 11:12:20 AM GothicProphet
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--> '''Howl:''' If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of an ocean, sooner or later - probably sooner I'd look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick.
* "I can sense Sophie's hand a mile off. And there are several miles of this suit." Later in the same scene (all of which is a Crowning Moment of Funny) "I am now," he announced, "going to get ready [[spoiler: for the funeral]]. Please, both of you, refrain from doing anything whatsoever while I do. I can tell Sophie is in top form at the moment, and I want this room the usual size when I come back into it."

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--> '''Howl:''' If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of an ocean, sooner or later - probably sooner - I'd look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick.
* "I can sense Sophie's hand a mile off. And there are several miles of this suit." "
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Later in the same scene (all of which is a Crowning Moment of Funny) Funny): "I am now," he announced, "going to get ready [[spoiler: for the funeral]]. Please, both of you, refrain from doing anything whatsoever while I do. I can tell Sophie is in top form at the moment, and I want this room the usual size when I come back into it."



* Sophie and the Witch of the Waste trying to climb up the stairs to Madam Suliman's castle. In other words, two elderly (one a teen trapped in an elderly woman's body, the other, a morbidly obese woman, who, until this point in the film, was the bane of the entire country) trying slowly and desperately to outrace each other to reach Madam Suliman.

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* Sophie and the Witch of the Waste trying to climb up the stairs to Madam Suliman's castle. In other words, two elderly women (one a teen trapped in an elderly woman's body, the other, a morbidly obese woman, who, until this point in the film, was the bane of the entire country) trying slowly and desperately to outrace each other to reach Madam Suliman.
18th Aug '16 4:37:14 PM GothicProphet
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--> Markl: Are you sure you're not a witch?
--> Sophie: I'm the worst kind of witch, the kind who CLEANS.

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--> Markl: '''Markl:''' Are you sure you're not a witch?
--> Sophie: '''Sophie:''' I'm the worst kind of witch, the kind who CLEANS.
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