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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims "[[RunningGag You're a duck!]]". Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic Hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims "[[RunningGag You're a duck!]]". Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* The first issue of the MAX series has Howard transform into a mouse (due to behind-the-scenes issues), so the cover of the issue is just mouse Howard looking bitter and saying "DontAsk!".
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* Pretty much every scene with Phil is this, due to Creator/TimRobbins [[LargeHam stealing the show every time he gets on screen]].
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* Pretty much every scene with Phil is this, due to Creator/TimRobbins [[LargeHam stealing the show every time he gets on screen]].screen]].
* As much infamy the teased InterspeciesRomance between Howard and Beverly gets, in the diner scene the movie drops it after the AngryMob that wants to cook Howard [[LampshadeHanging utterly demolishes it with appropriate reactions]]:
--> '''Beverly:''' ''HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!''\\
'''Man:''' ({{Beat}}) ... That's disgusting!
** And a few moments later, she pleads possessed Dr. Jenning to do something:
---> '''Beverly:''' He's my favorite duck!\\
'''Dr. Jenning:''' You hardly know him...
* As much infamy the teased InterspeciesRomance between Howard and Beverly gets, in the diner scene the movie drops it after the AngryMob that wants to cook Howard [[LampshadeHanging utterly demolishes it with appropriate reactions]]:
--> '''Beverly:''' ''HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!''\\
'''Man:''' ({{Beat}}) ... That's disgusting!
** And a few moments later, she pleads possessed Dr. Jenning to do something:
---> '''Beverly:''' He's my favorite duck!\\
'''Dr. Jenning:''' You hardly know him...
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag "[[RunningGag You're a duck!]].duck!]]". Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* "If God had wanted us to fly, He wouldn't have taken away our wings!"
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* "If God had wanted us to fly, He wouldn't have taken away our wings!"wings!"
* Pretty much every scene with Phil is this, due to Creator/TimRobbins [[LargeHam stealing the show every time he gets on screen]].
* Pretty much every scene with Phil is this, due to Creator/TimRobbins [[LargeHam stealing the show every time he gets on screen]].
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** Detective Corson points out that both Howard and Tara don't have any kind of record before the last couple of month.
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** Detective Corson points out that both Howard and Tara don't have any kind of record before the last couple of month.months.
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* Issue 5: in the midst of an epic New York battle, Spider-Man shows up to rag on the Human Torch.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Hey! So me and the other super guys 'n' gals were gettin' to chattin' like we '''''do''''', and it '''''seems'''''--it '''''appears'''''--that this is 100% a Torch boner?
** Spidey then gets his foot caught in a tiny bit of rubble and has to be saved by Howard.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Wreckage! My greatest enemy![[labelnote:*]]Ed. Note: '''''Amazing Spider-Man #33''''' (1963) "The Final Chapter!"[[/labelnote]] Damn you all to--\\
''[Howard whacks a monster with a parking sign.]''\\
'''Howard''': Ha! Couldn't just stand there letting you get killed, could I? Man, the guilt! I guess you owe me one, ''eh'', Spidey? Okay, gotta go save the world!\\
'''Spider-Man''': I... I... I...owe...Howard...? i owe howard
*** Spidey is later seen sobbing(?) into the arms of the Human Torch.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Hey! So me and the other super guys 'n' gals were gettin' to chattin' like we '''''do''''', and it '''''seems'''''--it '''''appears'''''--that this is 100% a Torch boner?
** Spidey then gets his foot caught in a tiny bit of rubble and has to be saved by Howard.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Wreckage! My greatest enemy![[labelnote:*]]Ed. Note: '''''Amazing Spider-Man #33''''' (1963) "The Final Chapter!"[[/labelnote]] Damn you all to--\\
''[Howard whacks a monster with a parking sign.]''\\
'''Howard''': Ha! Couldn't just stand there letting you get killed, could I? Man, the guilt! I guess you owe me one, ''eh'', Spidey? Okay, gotta go save the world!\\
'''Spider-Man''': I... I... I...owe...Howard...? i owe howard
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
* In the second issue of the MAX series, Beverly answers the phone, expecting it to be Dr. Bong again begging her to come back to him.
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
!The 2015 Run
* In the second issue of the MAX series, Beverly answers the phone, expecting it to be Dr. Bong again begging her to come back to him.
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
!The 2015 Run
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* Howard's receptionist is [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/7a0dca55f43d021702f23c0f40e041e2/tumblr_nle9xlEVh41r7vowoo1_540.png a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.]]
* His advertisement at the movies.
-->'''Advertisement''': Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.\\
* His advertisement at the movies.
-->'''Advertisement''': Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.\\
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* Issue 1:
** Detective Corson points out that both Howard and Tara don't have any kind of record before the last couple of month.
--->'''Tara''': Hey, I'm a late bloomer! Parents kept me off the grid! I moved here after one of those "super heroes battle for the fate of mankind" things because I '''''crave''''' a constantly threatened life!\\
'''Howard''': And as for me... I'm a '''''duck!''''' Who is '''''talking to you!''''' I came to this fleshy, dirtball planet through a--get this--'''''Nexus of All Realities,''''' which--'''''surprise!'''''--wasn't my idea! So '''''yeah!''''' My file is currently in '''''another dimension, Mike!'''''
** Howard's receptionist is [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/7a0dca55f43d021702f23c0f40e041e2/tumblr_nle9xlEVh41r7vowoo1_540.png a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.]]
* ** His advertisement at the movies.
-->'''Advertisement''': --->'''Advertisement''': Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.\\
** Detective Corson points out that both Howard and Tara don't have any kind of record before the last couple of month.
--->'''Tara''': Hey, I'm a late bloomer! Parents kept me off the grid! I moved here after one of those "super heroes battle for the fate of mankind" things because I '''''crave''''' a constantly threatened life!\\
'''Howard''': And as for me... I'm a '''''duck!''''' Who is '''''talking to you!''''' I came to this fleshy, dirtball planet through a--get this--'''''Nexus of All Realities,''''' which--'''''surprise!'''''--wasn't my idea! So '''''yeah!''''' My file is currently in '''''another dimension, Mike!'''''
** Howard's receptionist is [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/7a0dca55f43d021702f23c0f40e041e2/tumblr_nle9xlEVh41r7vowoo1_540.png a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.]]
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'''Advertisment''': Who is he? He's a duck.\\
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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--->'''Howard''': Good to see you got my message.\\
'''Spider-Man''': ''Uh, '''barely.''''' Is it the feathers on your fingers or are you 100 years old in duck years?
---->'''Text''': Hey Soused Man meet nev in the roof of the Hollingsworth Building on 3rd at 10 tonight ps it's Howard ps in a duck
--->'''Spider-Man''': Wait, how long do ducks even live for? ''[Takes out phone]'' '''''Siri: Please Bing how long do ducks live for.'''''
** Spider-Man arrives just a second too late to save Howard and
--->'''Spider-Man''': ...un...uncle bennnn nooooo uncle ben i'm sorryyyyyy uncle ben...
** Howard gets nabbed by The Collector and is forced to listen to his cellmate jabber on:
--->'''Inmate''': Look, guy, I've definitely been in '''''way''''' worse. Like, this one time on Rylek I was locked up in a prison that was '''''no good'''''. Like, the guards were just floating bags of intelligent Vitamin Water who made high-pitched shrieking sounds '''''all''''' the time! Can you imagine? And my other cellmates were terrible! They just droned on about their problems! Like, "I'm the last surviving member of my race!" and "This red sun is killing me!" Serves me right, I guess. I was on vacation and thought I'd '''''party''''' it up, do a bit of the ol' "powder cosmic," if you know what I'm saying. '''''Big''''' mistake, friend.\\
'''Howard''': '''''WAUGH!'''''\\
'''Inmate''': Just flushing your life down your powder hole, y'know?\\
'''Howard''': Look, it's bad enough that I'm halfway across the universe in yet '''''another cell,''''' but if I have to listen to you--\\
'''Inmate''': Wow. Sorry if '''''friendship''''' causes you discomfort. You're clearly a
'''Howard''': I'm clearly '''''pissed!'''''
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* In the second issue of the MAX series, Beverly answers the phone, expecting it to be Dr. Bong again begging her to come back to him.
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
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* The letters page for the final issue of the 2016 series features lyrics to a theme song for Biggs that parodies the theme song to ''WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967''.
--> Biggs the cat, Biggs the cat.\\
He's so furry and kinda fat.\\
Sits on a perch, any size.\\
Is that thunder? No, it's his thighs.\\
Look out!\\
Here comes that big old cat.\\
Is he strong?\\
Listen bud,\\
He'll plow through you\\
To get some grub.\\
Shake his treats,\\
Lose a hand,\\
Endless food is his demand.\\
Hey there!\\
There goes Biggs the cat!\\
In the dead of night,\\
At the foot of the bed,\\
At the speed of light,\\
He'll pounce onto your head.\\
Biggs the cat, Biggs the cat,\\
Friendly neighborhood Biggs the Cat\\
Exercise he'll ignore,\\
Whatever you're eating is his reward.\\
To him, life is a great big banquet.\\
Where there's a treat, he'll flank it.\\
It is he, Biggs the caaaaat!
--> Biggs the cat, Biggs the cat.\\
He's so furry and kinda fat.\\
Sits on a perch, any size.\\
Is that thunder? No, it's his thighs.\\
Look out!\\
Here comes that big old cat.\\
Is he strong?\\
Listen bud,\\
He'll plow through you\\
To get some grub.\\
Shake his treats,\\
Lose a hand,\\
Endless food is his demand.\\
Hey there!\\
There goes Biggs the cat!\\
In the dead of night,\\
At the foot of the bed,\\
At the speed of light,\\
He'll pounce onto your head.\\
Biggs the cat, Biggs the cat,\\
Friendly neighborhood Biggs the Cat\\
Exercise he'll ignore,\\
Whatever you're eating is his reward.\\
To him, life is a great big banquet.\\
Where there's a treat, he'll flank it.\\
It is he, Biggs the caaaaat!
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* In the second issue of the MAX series, Beverly answers the phone, expecting it to be Dr. Bong again begging her to come back to him.
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
-->'''Beverly''': Hi! Why don't you go fuck yourself?! ({{Beat}}) Uh...can I call you back, Mom?
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! I can't '''handle''' it. I can't handle this whole '''planet!'''\\
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' stupid cat! Why is this so hard? Why is ''everything'' on this ''stupid planet'' so ''hard?!'' I can't '''handle''' take it. I can't handle take this whole '''planet!'''\\'''entire planet!'''\\
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' this planet!\\
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' can't '''handle''' it. I can't handle this planet!\\whole '''planet!'''\\
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'''[[TheMisanthrope Rocket]]:''' Hey, no argument here!
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'''Rocket''' Hey, no argument here!
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* In his 2015 series, a perfectly ordinary 'find my lost cat' case winds up with the Duck Detective (and a few other folks, including [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Rocket Raccoon)]] being [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame hunted for sport]] by a crazed billionaire armed with high-tech toys. Howard finds time to bemoan his WeirdnessMagnet status while running for his life.
--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' this planet!\\
'''Rocket''' Hey, no argument here!
--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' this planet!\\
'''Rocket''' Hey, no argument here!
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* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.
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* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.funny.
* "If God had wanted us to fly, He wouldn't have taken away our wings!"
* "If God had wanted us to fly, He wouldn't have taken away our wings!"
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* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.
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* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.Howard.
* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.
* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.
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'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\
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'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, ([[FiveFiveFive 555]])-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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!The Comic
* The 2015 run has a new tagline: "Trapped in a World He's Grown Accustomed To!"
* Howard's receptionist is [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/7a0dca55f43d021702f23c0f40e041e2/tumblr_nle9xlEVh41r7vowoo1_540.png a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.]]
* His advertisement at the movies.
-->'''Advertisement''': Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Creator/LarryDavid?\\
'''Advertisment''': Who is he? He's a duck.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Donald!\\
'''Advertisement''': He's Howard the Duck, private investigator.\\
'''Howard''': If it's lost, I'll find it. If he's cheating on you, I'll find his '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' in a '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' or a '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''', guaranteed.\\
'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Never heard of him.
!The Film
* The 2015 run has a new tagline: "Trapped in a World He's Grown Accustomed To!"
* Howard's receptionist is [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/7a0dca55f43d021702f23c0f40e041e2/tumblr_nle9xlEVh41r7vowoo1_540.png a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.]]
* His advertisement at the movies.
-->'''Advertisement''': Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Creator/LarryDavid?\\
'''Advertisment''': Who is he? He's a duck.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Donald!\\
'''Advertisement''': He's Howard the Duck, private investigator.\\
'''Howard''': If it's lost, I'll find it. If he's cheating on you, I'll find his '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' in a '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''' or a '''[[CensorBox *BLANK*]]''', guaranteed.\\
'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\
'''Moviegoer''': Never heard of him.
!The Film
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* Howard threatening Ginger's men with "space rabies".rabies".
* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.
* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.
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* "She took my eggs."
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* "She took my eggs.""
* Howard threatening Ginger's men with "space rabies".
* Howard threatening Ginger's men with "space rabies".
