History Funny / HowardTheDuck

10th Jan '17 12:11:41 AM LBHills
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! I can't '''handle''' it. I can't handle this whole '''planet!'''\\

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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' stupid cat! Why is this so hard? Why is ''everything'' on this ''stupid planet'' so ''hard?!'' I can't '''handle''' take it. I can't handle take this whole '''planet!'''\\'''entire planet!'''\\
14th Dec '16 11:57:31 PM LBHills
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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' this planet!\\

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--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' can't '''handle''' it. I can't handle this planet!\\whole '''planet!'''\\
9th Dec '16 11:55:58 PM LBHills
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'''[[TheMisanthrope Rocket]]:''' Hey, no argument here!

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'''[[TheMisanthrope '''[[SourSupporter Rocket]]:''' Hey, no argument here!
9th Dec '16 11:55:38 PM LBHills
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'''Rocket''' Hey, no argument here!

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'''Rocket''' '''[[TheMisanthrope Rocket]]:''' Hey, no argument here!
9th Dec '16 11:55:04 PM LBHills
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* In his 2015 series, a perfectly ordinary 'find my lost cat' case winds up with the Duck Detective (and a few other folks, including [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Rocket Raccoon)]] being [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame hunted for sport]] by a crazed billionaire armed with high-tech toys. Howard finds time to bemoan his WeirdnessMagnet status while running for his life.
--> '''Howard:''' All I wanted to do was find a freakin' cat! Why is everything so ''hard!?'' I ''hate'' this planet!\\
'''Rocket''' Hey, no argument here!
6th Sep '16 11:56:15 AM falcon2484
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* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.

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* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.funny.
* "If God had wanted us to fly, He wouldn't have taken away our wings!"
24th Apr '16 4:10:58 PM Montegoraon
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* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.

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* In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.Howard.
* As a standalone skit, Howard in the unemployment office is actually pretty funny.
31st Mar '16 10:12:34 PM Wackd
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'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\

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'''Advertisement''': ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, ([[FiveFiveFive 555]])-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.\\
24th Jan '16 6:59:22 PM SirSapphire
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"

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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck [[IncrediblyLamePun duck]] into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
30th Mar '15 10:29:53 PM Drgonzo
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* A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims [[RunningGag You're a duck!]]. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"
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