Funny: Howard the Duck

The Comic

  • The 2015 run has a new tagline: "Trapped in a World He's Grown Accustomed To!"
  • Howard's receptionist is a stack of newspapers and a paper bag with a face on it.
  • His advertisement at the movies.
    Advertisement: Who is he? He's trapped in a world he never made.
    Moviegoer: Larry David?
    Advertisment: Who is he? He's a duck.
    Moviegoer: Donald!
    Advertisement: He's Howard the Duck, private investigator.
    Howard: If it's lost, I'll find it. If he's cheating on you, I'll find his *BLANK* *BLANK* in a *BLANK* or a *BLANK*, guaranteed.
    Advertisement: ({{555}})-Duk-Dick, 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. (If you've passed a She-Hulk, you've gone too far. Do not talk to the She-Hulk). No Website. Not even a tumblr.
    Moviegoer: Never heard of him.
  • A scene from the classic comics had Howard duck into a bus during a monster chase. The hispanic bus driver looks at Howard and exclaims You're a duck!. Howard shoots back with "And you're a stereotype! We've all got our crosses to bear!"

The Film

  • "She took my eggs."
  • Howard threatening Ginger's men with "space rabies".
  • In the beginning of the film, after things go downhill following his arrival in Cleveland, Howard ends up landing onto the handlebars of a motorcycle being used by a member of a female biker gang called Satan's Sluts. Howard says "Are you ready for an incredible story?", and then the biker screams "Waste it, man!" while she and her friend try to kill Howard.