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'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cool off'?]]\\
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'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} 'cool off'?]]\\
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--->'''Webley:''' A 'edge is a 'edge, aigh, I 'nly choppdedoff cuz innview spoiled wozze moan''bou'?
--->'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Walker:''' Says an 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin' 'bout?
--->'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Danny:''' He said an hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down 'cause it spoiled his view, what's Reaper moanin'about?
--->'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Walker:''' Says an 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin' 'bout?
--->'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Danny:''' He said an hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down 'cause it spoiled his view, what's Reaper moanin'about?
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--->'''Webley:''' A 'edge is a 'edge, aigh, I 'nly choppdedoff cuz innview spoiled wozze moan''bou'?
--->'''Angel:''' ...moan' 'bou'?\\
'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did hesay?
--->'''Walker:''' Says ansay?\\
'''Walker:''' Says: "An 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin''bout?
--->'''Angel:''''bout?"\\
'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did hesay?
--->'''Danny:'''say?\\
'''Danny:''' Hesaid an said: "An hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down 'cause it spoiled his view, what's Reaper moanin'about?moaning about?"
--->'''Angel:''' ...
'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did he
--->'''Walker:''' Says an
'''Walker:''' Says: "An 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin'
--->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did he
--->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' He
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'''Michael:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' [[BluntYes Yarp]].\\
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'''Michael:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' ''([[{{Beat}} thinks it over for a moment then nods]])'' [[BluntYes Yarp]].\\
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[[caption-width-right:350:Swan!!!]]
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* Angel trying to question the ''very'' thick accented Mr. Webley. To translate, he brings along PC Walker. Who in turn has to have ''his'' gibberish speak translated by Danny.
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* Angel trying to question the ''very'' thick accented Mr. Webley. To translate, he brings along PC Walker. Who in turn has to have ''his'' gibberish speak translated by Danny.Danny:
--->'''Webley:''' A 'edge is a 'edge, aigh, I 'nly choppdedoff cuz innview spoiled wozze moan''bou'?
--->'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Walker:''' Says an 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin' 'bout?
--->'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Danny:''' He said an hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down 'cause it spoiled his view, what's Reaper moanin'about?
--->'''Webley:''' A 'edge is a 'edge, aigh, I 'nly choppdedoff cuz innview spoiled wozze moan''bou'?
--->'''Angel:''' ... Right. ''({{Beat}}) (to Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Walker:''' Says an 'edge is an 'edge, iunnow, 'he choppit down cuz it spoiled 'is view, wot's 'e moanin' 'bout?
--->'''Angel:''' ''(to Danny about Walker)'' What did he say?
--->'''Danny:''' He said an hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down 'cause it spoiled his view, what's Reaper moanin'about?
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** And then there's Andy Wainwright's reaction (complete with [[LargeHam sneering facial expressions]]):
--->'''Andy Wainwright''': What absolute horse''shit''!
--->'''Andy Wainwright''': What absolute horse''shit''!
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[[caption-width-right:350:Swan!!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:Chasing a swan like it's {{serious business}}: comedy gold.]]
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-->'''Frank:''' I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies?\\
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!Per wiki policy, Administrivia/SpoilersOff applies here and all spoilers are unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.
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-->'''Angel:''' [[BondOneLiner I feel like I should say something smart.]]
-->'''Danny:''' You don't have to say anything at all.
-->'''Danny:''' You don't have to say anything at all.
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-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' You don't have to say anything at all.
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-->'''Angel:''' Right. I'm taking you to the station.
-->''[looks around]''
-->'''Angel:''' Where is it?
-->''[looks around]''
-->'''Angel:''' Where is it?
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-->'''Angel:''' Right. I'm taking you to the station. \n-->''[looks around]'' \n-->'''Angel:''' \\
''[looks around]''\\
'''Angel:''' Where is it?
''[looks around]''\\
'''Angel:''' Where is it?
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-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' I'm Joyce Cooper, and I trust you had a pleasant trip. ''Fascist!''
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[taken aback]'' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[indicating her crossword]'' "System of government, characterized by extreme dictatorship," Seven across.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, I see. It's "Fasc''ism''."
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' "Fascism?" Wonderful. ''[checking her register]'' Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you there.
-->''[Nicholas glances at the sleeping Bernard]''
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up. ''Hag!''
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[looking up]'' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[indicating the crossword]'' "Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly". It's twelve down.
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' Oh! Bless you.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[taken aback]'' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[indicating her crossword]'' "System of government, characterized by extreme dictatorship," Seven across.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, I see. It's "Fasc''ism''."
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' "Fascism?" Wonderful. ''[checking her register]'' Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you there.
-->''[Nicholas glances at the sleeping Bernard]''
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up. ''Hag!''
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[looking up]'' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[indicating the crossword]'' "Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly". It's twelve down.
-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' Oh! Bless you.
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-->'''Joyce Cooper:''' I'm Joyce Cooper, and I trust you had a pleasant trip. ''Fascist!''
-->'''Nicholas''Fascist!''\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[taken aback]'' I beg yourpardon?
-->'''Joycepardon?\\
'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[indicating her crossword]'' "System of government, characterized by extreme dictatorship," Sevenacross.
-->'''Nicholasacross.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, I see. It's "Fasc''ism''."
-->'''Joyce"\\
'''Joyce Cooper:''' "Fascism?" Wonderful. ''[checking her register]'' Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort youthere.
-->''[Nicholasthere.\\
''[Nicholas glances at the sleepingBernard]''
-->'''NicholasBernard]''\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up.''Hag!''
-->'''Joyce''Hag!''\\
'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[looking up]'' I beg yourpardon?
-->'''Nicholaspardon?\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[indicating the crossword]'' "Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly". It's twelvedown.
-->'''Joycedown.\\
'''Joyce Cooper:''' Oh! Bless you.
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[taken aback]'' I beg your
-->'''Joyce
'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[indicating her crossword]'' "System of government, characterized by extreme dictatorship," Seven
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, I see. It's "Fasc''ism''.
-->'''Joyce
'''Joyce Cooper:''' "Fascism?" Wonderful. ''[checking her register]'' Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you
-->''[Nicholas
''[Nicholas glances at the sleeping
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up.
-->'''Joyce
'''Joyce Cooper:''' ''[looking up]'' I beg your
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[indicating the crossword]'' "Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly". It's twelve
-->'''Joyce
'''Joyce Cooper:''' Oh! Bless you.
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-->'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[over the walkie talkie]'' Michael? Michael! Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[imitating Lurch]'' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' He's not gonna get back up again?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[imitating Lurch]'' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' He's not gonna get back up again?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
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-->'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[over the walkie talkie]'' Michael? Michael! Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
-->'''Nicholasokay?\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[imitating Lurch]''Yarp.
-->'''SimonYarp.\\
'''Simon Skinner:''' Sergeant Angel's been taken careof?
-->'''Nicholasof?\\
'''Nicholas Angel:'''Yarp.
-->'''SimonYarp.\\
'''Simon Skinner:''' He's not gonna get back upagain?
-->'''Nicholasagain?\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''SimonNarp?\\
'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[imitating Lurch]''
-->'''Simon
'''Simon Skinner:''' Sergeant Angel's been taken care
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:'''
-->'''Simon
'''Simon Skinner:''' He's not gonna get back up
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''[nervously]'' ...
-->'''Simon
'''Simon Skinner:''' ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
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-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' We just sat through three ''hours'' of so-called "acting", Constable. Their kiss was the only convincing moment in it.
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* Skinner justifies the murder of the god-awful actor on the grounds he had already murdered Bill Shakespeare. It takes Angel a moment to realize the metaphor. His little "Oh", is just perfect.
* "You mothers!" Angel says, as he finds his way blocked by ''actual'' mothers pushing prams with their children inside.
* "You mothers!" Angel says, as he finds his way blocked by ''actual'' mothers pushing prams with their children inside.
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** After the sea-mine explodes and levels the entire police station, Doris is seen emerging from the rubble [[NonFatalExplosions miraculously unharmed]], [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender if looking somewhat like Wile E. Coyote]].
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** After the sea-mine explodes and levels the entire police station, Doris is seen emerging from the rubble [[NonFatalExplosions miraculously unharmed]], [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender if looking somewhat like Wile E. Coyote]].Coyote.
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'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!
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'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!ON!\\
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** Even better near the end, when the joke gets revisited - "Check out his [[spoiler:horse]]!"
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** Even better near the end, when the joke gets revisited - "Check out his [[spoiler:horse]]!"horse!"
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** [[spoiler:The fact this one counts as foreshadowing as the NWA kill anyone who isn't like them and doesn't conform, as well as the GagEcho during the shootout.]]
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** [[spoiler:The The fact this one counts as foreshadowing as the NWA kill anyone who isn't like them and doesn't conform, as well as the GagEcho during the shootout.]]
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** And from Angel's, when he's explaining [[spoiler:how everyone survived the explosion.]]
--->'''Nicholas:''' As for Danny, well, [[spoiler:it's just a miracle that Weaver's blunderbuss missed all of his internal organs - and I thank my lucky stars every morning that he's still here by my side! Right, Danny?]]\\
--->'''Nicholas:''' As for Danny, well, [[spoiler:it's just a miracle that Weaver's blunderbuss missed all of his internal organs - and I thank my lucky stars every morning that he's still here by my side! Right, Danny?]]\\
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** And from Angel's, when he's explaining [[spoiler:how how everyone survived the explosion.]]
explosion.
--->'''Nicholas:''' As for Danny, well,[[spoiler:it's it's just a miracle that Weaver's blunderbuss missed all of his internal organs - and I thank my lucky stars every morning that he's still here by my side! Right, Danny?]]\\Danny?\\
--->'''Nicholas:''' As for Danny, well,
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*** Also, most of the station's furniture [[spoiler:coming from a defunct nuclear bunker and therefore being essentially bomb-proof.]]
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*** Also, most of the station's furniture [[spoiler:coming coming from a defunct nuclear bunker and therefore being essentially bomb-proof.]]
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** [[spoiler:After the sea-mine explodes and levels the entire police station, Doris is seen emerging from the rubble [[NonFatalExplosions miraculously unharmed]], [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender if looking somewhat like Wile E. Coyote]].]]
** After Doris hits [[spoiler:Skinner's Assistant]] in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
** After Doris hits [[spoiler:Skinner's Assistant]] in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
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** [[spoiler:After After the sea-mine explodes and levels the entire police station, Doris is seen emerging from the rubble [[NonFatalExplosions miraculously unharmed]], [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender if looking somewhat like Wile E. Coyote]].]]
Coyote]].
** After Doris hits[[spoiler:Skinner's Assistant]] Skinner's Assistant in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
** After Doris hits
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---> '''Angel:''' ''[priceless look of disbelief]'' '''''AM I GOING COMPLETELY MAD?!'''''\\
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-->'''Roy Porter:''' Another cranberry juice?
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' I'm fine, thank you.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' I'm fine, thank you.
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-->'''Roy Porter:''' Another cranberry juice?
-->'''Nicholasjuice?\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' I'm fine, thank you.
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' I'm fine, thank you.
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-->'''Danny:''' ''(reloading his shotgun)'' How's Lurch?
-->'''Angel:''' Uh, he's in the freezer.
-->'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cool off'?]]
-->'''Angel:''' No, I didn't say anything actually.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(casually reloading)'' Shame.
-->'''Angel:''' There ''was'' a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said "Playtime's over!" and I hit him with the peace lily.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(grinning wide)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!]] ''(cocks shotgun)''
-->'''Angel:''' Uh, he's in the freezer.
-->'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cool off'?]]
-->'''Angel:''' No, I didn't say anything actually.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(casually reloading)'' Shame.
-->'''Angel:''' There ''was'' a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said "Playtime's over!" and I hit him with the peace lily.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(grinning wide)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!]] ''(cocks shotgun)''
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-->'''Danny:''' ''(reloading his shotgun)'' How's Lurch?
-->'''Angel:'''Lurch?\\
'''Angel:''' Uh, he's in thefreezer.
-->'''Danny:'''freezer.\\
'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cooloff'?]]
-->'''Angel:'''off'?]]\\
'''Angel:''' No, I didn't say anythingactually.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(casually reloading)'' Shame.
-->'''Angel:'''actually.\\
'''Danny:''' ''[[MemeticMutation (casually reloading)]]'' [[MemeticMutation Shame.]]\\
'''Angel:''' There ''was'' a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said "Playtime's over!" and I hit him with the peacelily.
-->'''Danny:'''lily.\\
'''Danny:''' ''(grinning wide)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!]] ''(cocks shotgun)''
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' Uh, he's in the
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cool
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' No, I didn't say anything
-->'''Danny:''' ''(casually reloading)'' Shame.
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Danny:''' ''[[MemeticMutation (casually reloading)]]'' [[MemeticMutation Shame.]]\\
'''Angel:''' There ''was'' a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said "Playtime's over!" and I hit him with the peace
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' ''(grinning wide)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!]] ''(cocks shotgun)''
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-->'''Sergeant:''' We're making you a sergeant.
-->'''Angel:''' I see.
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' In where, sorry?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' That's...in the country.
-->'''Sgt.:''' Yes! Lovely.
-->'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in London?
-->'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
-->'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a PC?
-->'''Sgt.:''' No.
-->'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in this?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''
-->'''Angel:''' I see.
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' In where, sorry?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' That's...in the country.
-->'''Sgt.:''' Yes! Lovely.
-->'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in London?
-->'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
-->'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a PC?
-->'''Sgt.:''' No.
-->'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in this?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''
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-->'''Sergeant:''' We're making you a sergeant.
-->'''Angel:'''sergeant.\\
'''Angel:''' Isee.
-->'''Sgt.see.\\
'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford,Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:'''Gloucestershire.\\
'''Angel:''' In where,sorry?
-->'''Sgt.sorry?\\
'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford,Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' That's...Gloucestershire.\\
'''Angel:''' That's... in thecountry.
-->'''Sgt.country.\\
'''Sgt.:''' Yes!Lovely.
-->'''Angel:'''Lovely.\\
'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here inLondon?
-->'''Sgt.London?\\
'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
-->'''Angel:''']]\\
'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as aPC?
-->'''Sgt.PC?\\
'''Sgt.:'''No.
-->'''Angel:'''No.\\
'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice inthis?
-->'''Sgt.this?\\
'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' I
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford,
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' In where,
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford,
-->'''Angel:''' That's...
'''Angel:''' That's... in the
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:''' Yes!
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:'''
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''
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* Nick gets a little irritated after [[spoiler:Frank tries to take Danny hostage.]]
-->'''Nick:''' ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in, [[spoiler:Frank]], you silly bastard!
-->'''Nick:''' ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in, [[spoiler:Frank]], you silly bastard!
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* Nick gets a little irritated after [[spoiler:Frank Frank tries to take Danny hostage.]]
hostage.
-->'''Nick:''' ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in,[[spoiler:Frank]], Frank, you silly bastard!
-->'''Nick:''' ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in,
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-->'''DS Andy Wainwright:''' You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
-->'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Like who?
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:''' Who else?
-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Farmers' mums.]]
-->'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Like who?
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:''' Who else?
-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Farmers' mums.]]
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-->'''DS Andy Wainwright:''' You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
-->'''DCcity.\\
'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' roundhere!
-->'''Nicholashere!\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Likewho?
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:'''who?\\
'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.\\
'''Angel:''' Whoelse?
-->'''Cartwright:'''else?\\
'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Farmers' mums.]]
-->'''DC
'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' round
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Like
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.\\
'''Angel:''' Who
-->'''Cartwright:'''
'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Farmers' mums.]]
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-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Sgt. Angel.
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Morning. The swan's escaped.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' The swan's escaped?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Yeah.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. And where has the swan escaped from, exactly?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Uh, the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, yeah? And who might you be?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' P.I. Staker?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Yeah.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!
-->''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Angel talking to P.I. Staker while writing in his notepad]]]''
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it, sir?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slender neck.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yep.
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Orange and black bill.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Anything else?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Morning. The swan's escaped.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' The swan's escaped?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Yeah.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. And where has the swan escaped from, exactly?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Uh, the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, yeah? And who might you be?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' P.I. Staker?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Yeah.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!
-->''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Angel talking to P.I. Staker while writing in his notepad]]]''
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it, sir?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slender neck.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yep.
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Orange and black bill.
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Anything else?
-->'''P.I. Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
to:
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Sgt. Angel.
-->'''P.Angel.\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Morning. The swan'sescaped.
-->'''Nicholasescaped.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' The swan'sescaped?
-->'''P.escaped?\\
'''P.I. Staker:'''Yeah.
-->'''NicholasYeah.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. And where has the swan escaped from,exactly?
-->'''P.exactly?\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Uh, theCastle.
-->'''NicholasCastle.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, yeah? And who might yoube?
-->'''P.be?\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter IanStaker.
-->'''NicholasStaker.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' P.I.Staker?
-->'''P.Staker?\\
'''P.I. Staker:'''Yeah.
-->'''NicholasYeah.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!
-->''[[[GilliganCut ''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Angel talking to P.I. Staker while writing in his notepad]]]''
-->'''Nicholasnotepad]]]''\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it,sir?
-->'''P.sir?\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slenderneck.
-->'''Nicholasneck.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:'''Yep.
-->'''P.Yep.\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Orange and blackbill.
-->'''Nicholasbill.\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Anythingelse?
-->'''P.else?\\
'''P.I. Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Morning. The swan's
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' The swan's
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:'''
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. And where has the swan escaped from,
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Uh, the
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Oh, yeah? And who might you
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' P.I.
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:'''
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Right. "Piss Taker." COME ON!
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it,
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slender
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:'''
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Orange and black
-->'''Nicholas
'''Nicholas Angel:''' Anything
-->'''P.
'''P.I. Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
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-->'''Skinner:''' Well, he killed Billy Shakespeare.
-->'''Angel:''' What?! Oh...
-->'''Angel:''' What?! Oh...
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-->'''Skinner:''' Well, he killed Billy Shakespeare.
-->'''Angel:'''Bill Shakespeare.\\
'''Angel:''' What?! Oh...
-->'''Angel:'''
'''Angel:''' What?! Oh...
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** The code to unlock the evidence room is "999". The evidence room is also completely empty save for a few shelves.
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** The code to unlock the evidence room is "999". "999." The evidence room is also completely empty save for a few shelves.
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''[one of the Andies throws a bin at Danny's head]''\\
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''[one of the Andies Andys throws a bin at Danny's head]''\\
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** When Sgt. Fisher is introduced, he is sitting in front of a dry erase board with several adjectives written on it, such as "DISLOYAL", "RUDE", "LATE" - and Fisher is positioned such that these adjectives are pointing directly at him.
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** When Sgt. Fisher is introduced, he is sitting in front of a dry erase board with several adjectives written on it, such as "DISLOYAL", "RUDE", "DISLOYAL," "RUDE," "LATE" - and Fisher is positioned such that these adjectives are pointing directly at him.
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** Even better near the end, when the joke gets revisited - "Check out his [[spoiler: horse]]!"
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** Even better near the end, when the joke gets revisited - "Check out his [[spoiler: horse]]!"[[spoiler:horse]]!"
Changed line(s) 24 (click to see context) from:
** The glorious "Oh, fuck off, grasshopper!" right before pulling out ''twin derringers from his priest robes.'' Doubles as a CMOA.
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** The glorious "Oh, fuck off, grasshopper!" right before pulling out ''twin derringers from his priest robes.'' Doubles as a CMOA.[=CMoA=].
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** After the swan attacks Frank, the [=POV=] switches to Nicholas and Danny watching the stolen car swerve out of control and run into a tree.
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** After the swan attacks Frank, the [=POV=] POV switches to Nicholas and Danny watching the stolen car swerve out of control and run into a tree.
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* Every time Angel books someone at the station. One particular standout is when booking Pete Cocker, and the intense focus as Nick writes "COCK".
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* Every time Angel books someone at the station. One particular standout is when booking Pete Cocker, and the intense focus as Nick writes "COCK"."COCK."
Changed line(s) 61,67 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Simon Skinner''': ''[over the walkie talkie]'' Michael? Michael! Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': ''[imitating Lurch]'' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner''': Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner''': He's not gonna get back up again?
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''Simon Skinner''': ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': ''[imitating Lurch]'' Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner''': Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': Yarp.
-->'''Simon Skinner''': He's not gonna get back up again?
-->'''Nicholas Angel''': ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''Simon Skinner''': ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
to:
-->'''Simon Skinner''': Skinner:''' ''[over the walkie talkie]'' Michael? Michael! Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
-->'''NicholasAngel''': Angel:''' ''[imitating Lurch]'' Yarp.
-->'''SimonSkinner''': Skinner:''' Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
-->'''NicholasAngel''': Angel:''' Yarp.
-->'''SimonSkinner''': Skinner:''' He's not gonna get back up again?
-->'''NicholasAngel''': Angel:''' ''[nervously]'' ...Narp?
-->'''SimonSkinner''': Skinner:''' ''[brief pause]'' Good. Proceed to the Castle.
-->'''Nicholas
-->'''Simon
-->'''Nicholas
-->'''Simon
-->'''Nicholas
-->'''Simon
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--->'''Nicholas''':...You do realise the window was broken from the ''inside''.\\
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*** Also, most of the station's furniture [[spoiler:coming from a defunct nuclear plant and therefore being essentially bomb-proof.]]
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*** Also, most of the station's furniture [[spoiler:coming from a defunct nuclear plant bunker and therefore being essentially bomb-proof.]]
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The fact that Bernard the innkeeper is still asleep.]]
Changed line(s) 132 (click to see context) from:
** After Doris hits [[spoiler: Skinner's Assistant]] in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
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** After Doris hits [[spoiler: Skinner's [[spoiler:Skinner's Assistant]] in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
Changed line(s) 191,193 (click to see context) from:
** "Tits".
** "Cocks".
** "I think you're talking a lot of old shit".
** "Cocks".
** "I think you're talking a lot of old shit".
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** "Tits".
"Tits."
**"Cocks".
"Cocks."
** "I think you're talking a lot of oldshit".shit."
**
** "I think you're talking a lot of old
Changed line(s) 209 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Tom Weaver''': ''[quietly]'' Oh god no.
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-->'''Tom Weaver''': Weaver:''' ''[quietly]'' Oh god no.
Changed line(s) 219,233 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Danny Butterman''': Oh, that's Lurch.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Go on.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': He's the trolley boy at the local supermarket.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Real name Michael Armstrong.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Dad says he's got a child's mind.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Okay.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': He lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': And are they as big as he is?\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Who?\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': The mum and the sister?\\
'''Danny Butterman''': [[{{Squick}} Same person]].
* Nick gets a little irritated after [[spoiler: Frank tries to take Danny hostage.]]
-->'''Nick''': ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in, [[spoiler: Frank]], you silly bastard!
'''Nicholas Angel''': Go on.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': He's the trolley boy at the local supermarket.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Real name Michael Armstrong.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Dad says he's got a child's mind.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': Okay.\\
'''Danny Butterman''': He lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': And are they as big as he is?\\
'''Danny Butterman''': Who?\\
'''Nicholas Angel''': The mum and the sister?\\
'''Danny Butterman''': [[{{Squick}} Same person]].
* Nick gets a little irritated after [[spoiler: Frank tries to take Danny hostage.]]
-->'''Nick''': ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in, [[spoiler: Frank]], you silly bastard!
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* Nick gets a little irritated after
Changed line(s) 248 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] Farmers' mums.
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-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Farmers' mums.]]
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Morning. The swan's escaped.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Morning. The swan's escaped.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Yeah.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Yeah.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Uh, the Castle.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Uh, the Castle.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Yeah.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Yeah.
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-->''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Angel talking to P.I Staker while writing in his notepad]]]''
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-->''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Angel talking to P.I I. Staker while writing in his notepad]]]''
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slender neck.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Right, it's, uh, 2 foot tall. Um, long slender neck.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Orange and black bill.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Orange and black bill.
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-->'''P.I Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
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-->'''P.I I. Staker:''' Well... it's a ''swan''.
Changed line(s) 277,278 (click to see context) from:
* The way Nicholas says “Morning” just before the shootout.
* Skinner addressing Nicholas in the pub by his police number, "777". Not that funny, until you remember Skinner is being played by [[Film/JamesBond Timothy Dalton.]]
* Skinner addressing Nicholas in the pub by his police number, "777". Not that funny, until you remember Skinner is being played by [[Film/JamesBond Timothy Dalton.]]
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* The way Nicholas says “Morning” "Morning" just before the shootout.
* Skinner addressing Nicholas in the pub by his police number,"777". "777." Not that funny, until you remember Skinner is being played by [[Film/JamesBond Timothy Dalton.]]
* Skinner addressing Nicholas in the pub by his police number,