History Funny / HotFuzz

10th Feb '18 10:38:45 PM akanesarumara
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** Also from the talk, Arthur Webley has a gun just casually hanging from his arm. After he concedes to stop trimming hedges that aren't his, Angel asks whether he has a permit for the gun. Answer? He does... ''for this one''. Then he leads the policemen to a shed containing enough firearms for a small army, complete with a ''sea mine'', that he says he's just "found."
26th Jan '18 5:39:07 PM nombretomado
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* MartinFreeman's OneSceneWonder:
-->'''[[MartinFreeman Sergeant]]:''' We're making you a sergeant.

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* MartinFreeman's Creator/MartinFreeman's OneSceneWonder:
-->'''[[MartinFreeman Sergeant]]:''' -->'''Sergeant:''' We're making you a sergeant.
16th Jan '18 4:49:36 AM batty3108
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* Angel is forced to recount the story of shooting a perp with a Kalashnikov (the perp had the Kalashnikov). The Andys tell him:
-->'''DS Andy Wainwright:''' You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
-->'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Like who?
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:''' Who else?
-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}]...Farmers' mums.
28th Dec '17 3:52:33 PM Hjortron18
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!!Film:



(one of the Andies throws a wastebasket at Danny's head)\\

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(one ''[one of the Andies throws a wastebasket at Danny's head)\\head]''\\



'''Danny:''' What a cunt. [with absolutely no change in tone]

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'''Danny:''' What a cunt. [with ''[with absolutely no change in tone]tone]'' What a cunt.



'''Wainwright:''' [completely indignant] I KNOW.

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'''Wainwright:''' [completely indignant] ''[completely indignant]'' I KNOW.



-->'''Doris:''' Accidents happen all the time, what makes you think it was ''(eyes widen and she sticks her front teeth out)'' murrrrdurrrr?\\
'''Nick:''' ''(pissed)'' BECAUSE I WAS '''''THERE!'''''

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-->'''Doris:''' Accidents happen all the time, what makes you think it was ''(eyes ''[eyes widen and she sticks her front teeth out)'' out]'' murrrrdurrrr?\\
'''Nick:''' ''(pissed)'' ''[pissed]'' BECAUSE I WAS '''''THERE!'''''



* The writers and cast of ''Hot Fuzz'' react to finding slash fanfiction on the internet by ''[[http://www.edgarwrighthere.com/2009/10/20/the-steamy-hot-fuzz-slash-fiction-tweets-october-19th-2009/ writing their own]]''.



'''Angel:''' *Holding up his badge* When's your birthday?\\

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'''Angel:''' *Holding ''[holding up his badge* badge]'' When's your birthday?\\



-->'''Angel:''' *Holding up his badge* Hey. When's your birthday?\\

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-->'''Angel:''' *Holding ''[holding up his badge* badge]'' Hey. When's your birthday?\\



-->'''Angel:''' [[RuleOfThree *Holding up his badge*]] When's your birthday?\\
'''Kid #3:''' (''high-pitched'') Uhhhh...\\

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-->'''Angel:''' [[RuleOfThree *Holding ''[[[RuleOfThree holding up his badge*]] badge]]]'' When's your birthday?\\
'''Kid #3:''' (''high-pitched'') ''[high-pitched]'' Uhhhh...\\



-->'''Danny:''' *cocks shotgun* YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!

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-->'''Danny:''' *cocks shotgun* ''[cocks shotgun]'' YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!



-->'''Merchant:''' ''[Drunkenly]'' How much do I owe you?\\
'''Danny:''' ''[Equally drunk]'' About twenty quid?\\

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-->'''Merchant:''' ''[Drunkenly]'' ''[drunkenly]'' How much do I owe you?\\
'''Danny:''' ''[Equally ''[equally drunk]'' About twenty quid?\\



'''Danny:''' ''Because'' he's fuck-ugly.

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'''Danny:''' ''Because'' he's fuck-ugly.fuck-ugly.

!!Meta:
* The writers and cast of ''Hot Fuzz'' react to finding slash fanfiction on the internet by ''[[http://www.edgarwrighthere.com/2009/10/20/the-steamy-hot-fuzz-slash-fiction-tweets-october-19th-2009/ writing their own]]''.
3rd Dec '17 1:24:51 PM TrueBlue170
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** "Ooh, 'murder murder murder'. '''''CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!'''''"

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** "Ooh, 'murder murder murder'. '''''CHANGE CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!'''''"RECORD!"
18th Nov '17 9:05:06 PM Twiddler
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--> '''[[MartinFreeman Sergeant]]:''' We're making you a sergeant.
--> '''Angel:''' I see.
--> '''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
--> '''Angel:''' In where, sorry?
--> '''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
--> '''Angel:''' That's...in the country.
--> '''Sgt.:''' Yes! Lovely.
--> '''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in London?
--> '''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
--> '''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a PC?
--> '''Sgt.:''' No.
--> '''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in this?
--> '''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''

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--> '''[[MartinFreeman -->'''[[MartinFreeman Sergeant]]:''' We're making you a sergeant.
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' I see.
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' In where, sorry?
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' That's...in the country.
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' Yes! Lovely.
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in London?
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a PC?
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' No.
--> '''Angel:''' -->'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in this?
--> '''Sgt.-->'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''



--> '''Danny''': "He lives with his mum and sister."
--> '''Nick''': "Are they as big as he is?"
--> '''Danny''': "Who?"
--> '''Nick''': "The mum or the sister?"
--> '''Danny''': "[[{{Squick}} Same person]]."

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--> '''Danny''': "He -->'''Danny:''' He lives with his mum and sister."
--> '''Nick''': "Are
sister.
-->'''Nick:''' Are
they as big as he is?"
--> '''Danny''': "Who?"
--> '''Nick''': "The
is?
-->'''Danny:''' Who?
-->'''Nick:''' The
mum or the sister?"
--> '''Danny''': "[[{{Squick}}
sister?
-->'''Danny:''' [[{{Squick}}
Same person]]."
8th Nov '17 12:50:48 PM Twiddler
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'''Nick:''' ''Or'', he doesn't want people to see his face.\\

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'''Nick:''' ''Or'', ''Or'' he doesn't want people to see his face.\\
8th Nov '17 12:50:42 PM Twiddler
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-->'''Skinner:''' Owwww... thish... ''really... hurtsh!'' I'm... going tho needh fome.. ''ife cream''...

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-->'''Skinner:''' Owwww... thish... ''really... hurtsh!'' I'm... going tho needh fome.. ''ife cream''...cream''...
* Nick points out a suspicious guy wearing a hat over his face and asks Danny why that might be.
-->'''Danny:''' 'Cause he's fuck-ugly.\\
'''Nick:''' ''Or'', he doesn't want people to see his face.\\
'''Danny:''' ''Because'' he's fuck-ugly.
5th Nov '17 1:38:39 PM themisterfree
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** Also, when you realize the guy who's playing him has not only [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk been a Nazi who got his face melted off]], but also [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie a purple alien who brainwashes people and gets thrown into a comet by the Power Rangers]]. Now he's ''a priest'', albeit one in on TheConspiracy (so his villainous streak continues).

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** Also, when you realize the guy who's playing him has not only [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk been a Nazi who got his face melted off]], but also [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie a purple alien who brainwashes brainwashed people and gets got thrown into a comet by the Power Rangers]]. Now he's ''a priest'', albeit one in on TheConspiracy (so his villainous streak continues).
27th Sep '17 3:02:27 PM at_ease_loser
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* The Living Statue [[spoiler: overacting his own death]].
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