[[caption-width-right:350:Chasing a swan like it's {{serious business}}: comedy gold.]]

* When Danny (and later Angel of all people) flashed two fingers, blew a vigorous raspberry and said "jog on!"
* Angel giving a flying kick on an old lady.
* The scene where Angel jumps over four fences with increasingly acrobatic prowess, only to be followed by Butterman... who crashes through the first fence.
* "Annette, that Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse." That line on its own is funny, made even more so by Angel's reaction.
** Even better near the end, when the joke gets revisited - "Check out his [[spoiler: 'orse]]!"
* And the scene where the ''preacher'' gets shot in the shoulder. '''"JESUS CHRIST!"'''
** What about the glorious, "Fuck off, grasshopper!" right before pulling out ''twin derringers from his priest robes.'' Doubles as a CMOA, no doubt.
** The {{Bowdlerise}}d version of that manages to be even funnier. ''Peas and rice!''
** Also, when you realize the guy who's playing him has not only [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk been a Nazi who got his face melted off]], but also [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie a purple alien who brainwashed people and got thrown into a comet by the Power Rangers]]. Now he's ''a priest'', albeit one in on TheConspiracy (so his villainous streak continues).
* Or the [[ChekhovsGun Inevitable Pay-Off]] for the Swan. They are vicious [=MFers=].
* That movie also had the single best He-Man reference ever.
* This line from Angel on his first night in Sandford, after Danny almost runs him over while drunk:
-->'''Angel:''' Right. I'm taking you to the station.
-->''[looks around]''
-->'''Angel:''' Where is it?
* The exchange between Ms. Cooper and Sgt. Angel when he first arrives in Sandford. "I trust you had a pleasant trip. Fascist!"
** "''Hag.''"
*** The funniest part of that exchange is when Angel corrects her & she calmly answers: "Fasc''ism''. Wonderful." [[spoiler:May count as foreshadowing as the NWA kill anyone who isn't like them and doesn't conform, as well as the GagEcho during the shootout.]]
* On the commentary with Edgar Wright and Quentin Tarantino, we learn that the two of them set up a table to sell [=DVDs=] of ''Film/PointBreak1991'' and ''Film/BadBoysII'' at the film's premiere... and literally could not give away the latter.
* EVERY time Angel books someone at the station. One particular standout is when booking Pete Cocker, and the intense focus as Nick writes "COCK".
* In a service station, Angel realises he has to return to Sandford and do what he's gotta do, with the most gravelly action-hero voice possible:
-->'''Cashier:''' Is there anything else I can do for you?\\
'''Angel:''' No... [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself This is something I have to do myself]].
** Followed up for paying for some goods from the station with a five-pound note and a few coins with "swishing" sound effects and a dramatic top-down shot in [[MundaneMadeAwesome true Edgar Wright fashion]].
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGxH8pGzrjY It's only bolognese!]]"
** "What's the situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery."
** "FRUIT ATTACK!" *opens fire with heavy weaponry on teenagers armed only with pineapple*
* "... Narp?"
* "Do you like ice cream?"
* '''"SWAAAAN!"'''
** '''[[AnimalReactionShot HOOOONK!?]]'''
* This:
-->'''Frank:''' I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies?\\
'''Nicholas:''' They're both called Andrew?\\
'''Frank:''' They said you were good!\\
'''Danny:''' Also because talking to them is a bit of an uphill struggle, innit Dad?\\
''[one of the Andies throws a wastebasket at Danny's head]''\\
'''Danny:''' Fuck off!\\
'''Frank:''' Thank you, Danny.
* The [[MoodWhiplash living statue in the crypt]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib1M2RxoOng&feature=related Did you say cool off?]]
* The way Bob and Dave say "Hello!" during the forensics scene.
* ''"Crusty jugglers..."''
* [[CreepyMonotone "The greater good."]]
** '''"SHUT IT!"'''
* Leslie Tillers labiodental facial expression when she's [[CurseCutShort interrupted]] by Angel: "'Course as far as I'm concerned Cousin Sissy can go fffff..."
** also, "God rest 'im... God rest 'er... God rest 'im... God rest the lot of 'em..."
* One of the special features on the DVD is a series of videos where the characters explain a few plot holes. The segments narrated by Nicholas and Danny manage to push the film's original Ho Yay UpToEleven.
-->'''Danny:''' I then pretended to be a bender; I cried "DON'T TOUCH HIM! ... Don't touch him..."
** And from Angel's, when he's explaining [[spoiler:how everyone survived the explosion.]]
--->'''Nicholas:''' As for Danny, well, [[spoiler:it's just a miracle that Weaver's blunderbuss missed all of his internal organs - and I think my lucky stars every morning that he's still here by my side! Right, Danny?]]\\
'''Danny:''' I'm in the bath!
*** Also, most of the station's furniture [[spoiler:coming from a defunct nuclear plant and therefore being essentially bomb-proof.]]
* The conversation between Angel and Messenger after [[RomeoAndJuliet the play]]:
-->'''Messenger:''' Sergeant Angel, Hi hi. Quick word for the Sandford Citizen?\\
'''Angel:''' Uh, it was very enjoyable.\\
'''Messenger:''' 'Cop Enjoys Watching Young Lovers'?\\
'''Angel:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Messenger:''' 'Local Bobby Gives Thumbs Up to Teen Suicide'?\\
'''Angel:''' That's just grossly inappropriate.
* Down t'pub, Angel's telling the story of his childhood and why he wanted to be come a police [[InsistentTerminology officer]].
-->'''Angel:''' It all started with my uncle Derrick; he was a sergeant in the Met. [[note]]For the Yanks, that's the Metropolitan Police force of London, not the museum. Or the baseball team.[[/note]] He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake, arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me; I wanted to be like Uncle Derrick.\\
'''Danny:''' Sounds like a good bloke.\\
'''Angel:''' Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students.\\
'''Danny:''' ''[with absolutely no change in tone]'' What a cunt.
** During the story Angel mentions that there was one time when he was young when he wanted to be Kermit the Frog instead of a police officer. After finishing the story about how his uncle being a drug dealer and that was what made him join the police Danny thinks it's a shame, because he thinks Angel would have made a great Muppet. It even gets Angel to laugh.
** Followed almost immediately by Danny demonstrating his little ketchup trick.
** Earlier, Nicholas breaking [[ActuallyPrettyFunny into laughter]] when Danny's reponse to his InsistentTerminology is to utter the immortal phrase;
--->'''Danny:''' What made you want to be a "Policeman Officer?"
* Angel's [[StunnedSilence look of utter horror]] at the end of the absolutely terrible Romeo and Juliet play when all the actors come out and sing.
* When Angel tries to tell Wainwright he has a bit of foam on his mustache from the beer he's drinking, it's a small moment but just utterly hilarious.
-->'''Angel:''' You've, uh, got a mustache.\\
'''Wainwright:''' ''[completely indignant]'' I KNOW.
* "Angel! Don't go bein' a twat now!"
* About the final fight scene; it's awesome, but there's also just something incredibly funny about these aged, distinguished British character actors grabbing machine guns and shotguns and shooting up stuff.
* "Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone 'aaaaargh'?"
** "No I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone 'aaaaargh'!"
*** And the [[BrickJoke Inevitable Pay-Off]].
* And this exchange with the Andes.
-->"What else have you got?"\\
"Now who's being childish?"
* The completely deadpan judges for the Best Village competition (played by Edgar Wright's mum, Edgar's former drama teacher, and Simon Pegg's mum) watching Nick and Danny tear out in their damaged squad car... and then the banner behind them flutters slowly to the ground. They just look back at their clipboards.
* Angel's ''increasingly'' aghast face each time he gets a ReactionShot during the ''RomeoAndJuliet'' homage. For that matter, the ''RomeoAndJuliet'' homage itself also qualifies. Reverend Shooter especially looks utterly bemused at the shenanigans.
* Doris. Just Doris. Some of her best bits include:
-->'''Doris:''' Accidents happen all the time, what makes you think it was ''[eyes widen and she sticks her front teeth out]'' murrrrdurrrr?\\
'''Nick:''' ''[pissed]'' BECAUSE I WAS '''''THERE!'''''
** And of course;
--->'''Doris:''' I quite like a midnight gobble. Haha!\\
'''Walker:''' ...cocks.
** The best has to be a quick split-second gag at the Fete, where we pan past Doris looking at the [[VisualPun spitroast]].
--->'''Doris:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That's me after a couple of pints...]]
** [[spoiler:After the sea-mine explodes and levels the entire police station, Doris is seen emerging from the rubble [[NonFatalExplosions miraculously unharmed]], [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender if looking somewhat like Wile E. Coyote]].]]
** After Doris hits [[spoiler: Skinner's Assistant]] in the face, she says "Nothing like a bit of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot girl on girl]], ey?" and everyone breaks out laughing.
** This all got even better now that Olivia Colman is quite recognizable from ''Series/{{Broadchurch}}''.
* Remember all those questions Danny asks at the start, and the answer to the majority of them was No? Well, not anymore!
* "She's our only policewoman." "She's not a policewoman." "She is, I've seen her bra!"
* The fact that Angel makes an elaborate deduction of the motive of the crimes... only to have the townspeople cheerfully correct him and admit that they just killed these people [[FelonyMisdemeanor because they were just nuisances]].
* "And Martin Blower?" "No, actually." "Really?" '''"COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!"'''
** [clink] "Thank you Danny!"
** "Ooh, 'murder murder murder'. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!"
** ''[clink]'' "Thank you, Andy."
** The swearbox itself is hilarious because [[http://i.imgur.com/HWckmzK.jpg of the smiley faces]] but also because the [[CountryMatters rudest word]] is the only one that isn't censored.
* Angel's furious tirade about the string of murders trailing off into embarrassed mumbling when he admits he was on the scene because he was buying Danny a birthday present.
** And then this bit:
---> '''Angel:''' ''[priceless look of disbelief]'' AM I GOING COMPLETELY MAD?!\\
'''Wainwright:''' Maybe you are. Maybe you did it.\\
'''Cartwright:''' Seeing how you're such a big fan of murder!\\
'''Angel:''' WHAT THE [[CurseCutShort F-]]\\
'''Inspector Butterman:''' Sergeant Angel!\\
'''Angel:''' YES?!... Sir?
* A fucking ''helicopter'' shot ripped straight out of every Michael Bay movie ever.
* [[Film/{{Chinatown}} "Forget it Nick. It's Sandford!"]]
* "He's NOT Judge Judy and executioner!"
* Angel trying to question the ''very'' thick accented Mr. Webley. To translate, he brings along PC Walker. Who in turn has to have ''his'' gibberish speak translated by Danny.
** Fans from the UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry also find it amusing that they ''can'' understand Mr. Webley just fine, while fans unused to a strong Somerset accent genuinely believed he was talking gibberish.
** Also from the talk, Arthur Webley has a gun just casually hanging from his arm. After he concedes to stop trimming hedges that aren't his, Angel asks whether he has a permit for the gun. Answer? He does... ''for this one''. Then he leads the policemen to a shed containing enough firearms for a small army, complete with a ''sea mine'', that he says he's just "found."
* Nicholas confronting Michael in the supermarket.
-->'''Nicholas:''' Michael, Michael, wait! Is this what you really really want?\\
'''Michael:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Yarp.\\
'''Nicholas:''' Eh, suit yourself. ''[beatdown ensues]''
* After Angel sees the age restriction sign in a bar, he looks around to notice groups of underage kids hanging out in there.
-->'''Angel:''' 'scuse me.\\
'''Kid #1:''' What?\\
'''Angel:''' ''[holding up his badge]'' When's your birthday?\\
'''Kid #1:''' 22nd of February.\\
'''Angel:''' What year?\\
'''Kid #1:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Every year.]]\\
'''Angel:''' Get out.

-->'''Angel:''' ''[holding up his badge]'' Hey. When's your birthday?\\
'''Kid #2:''' Uh... [[BlatantLies 8th of May, 1969?]]\\
'''Angel:''' You're 37.\\
'''Kid #2:''' [[ReallySeventeenYearsOld Yeah?]]\\
'''Angel:''' Get out.

-->'''Angel:''' ''[[[RuleOfThree holding up his badge]]]'' When's your birthday?\\
'''Kid #3:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Uhhhh...\\
'''Angel:''' OUT!
** Then it ends with the full bar now completely empty and the owners ticked.
* Nicholas rides into town at the end, heavily armed, on a white horse. Or perhaps one should say, an avenging Angel riding a ''pale horse''.
-->'''Danny:''' How's Lurch?
-->'''Angel:''' Uh, he's in the freezer.
-->'''Danny:''' Did you say [[IncrediblyLamePun 'cool off'?]]
-->'''Angel:''' No, I didn't say anything actually.
-->'''Danny:''' ''Shame''.
-->'''Angel:''' There ''was'' a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said 'playtime's over' and hit him with the peace lily.
-->'''Danny:''' ''[cocks shotgun]'' YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!
* PC Walker.
** "Tits".
** "Cocks".
** "I think you're talking a lot of old shit".
* Creator/MartinFreeman's OneSceneWonder:
-->'''Sergeant:''' We're making you a sergeant.
-->'''Angel:''' I see.
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[quietly]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' In where, sorry?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''[louder]'' In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
-->'''Angel:''' That's...in the country.
-->'''Sgt.:''' Yes! Lovely.
-->'''Angel:''' Isn't there a sergeant's position somewhere here in London?
-->'''Sgt.:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha, ha, no.]]
-->'''Angel:''' Can I remain here as a PC?
-->'''Sgt.:''' No.
-->'''Angel:''' Do I have any choice in this?
-->'''Sgt.:''' ''Nnnneeww!''
* When the sea-mine finally goes off, the poor bastard stuck underneath it doesn't even seem all that upset. Just disappointed.
-->'''Tom Weaver''': ''[quietly]'' Oh god no.
* After Nicholas and Danny escort the drunken George Merchant home, he seems to think they're a taxi service, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Merchant:''' ''[drunkenly]'' How much do I owe you?\\
'''Danny:''' ''[equally drunk]'' About twenty quid?\\
''[Merchant hands Danny a twenty pound note; Nicholas immediately snatches it from Danny and hands it back to Merchant.]''\\
'''Nicholas:''' Here's your change.
* The scene when Danny is introducing Lurch to Nick.
-->'''Danny:''' He lives with his mum and sister.
-->'''Nick:''' Are they as big as he is?
-->'''Danny:''' Who?
-->'''Nick:''' The mum or the sister?
-->'''Danny:''' [[{{Squick}} Same person]].
* Nick gets a little irritated after [[spoiler: Frank tries to take Danny hostage.]]
-->'''Nick''': ''[rolls his eyes]'' Pack it in, [[spoiler: Frank]], you silly bastard!
* Tim Messenger's over the top death and Nick's reaction to it. He's more grossed out than horrified despite seeing a brutal death right in front of him.
* More of a HilariousInHindsight moment, but just try to listen to the line "We will [[Creator/DonaldTrump make Sandford great again]]" and NOT laugh a little.
* Skinner landing on the miniature church spire and getting impaled right through the chin in the climax would have been straight-up NightmareFuel... if not for the fact that he survives and starts whining about how much it hurts. CrossesTheLineTwice and BloodyHilarious at best.
-->'''Skinner:''' Owwww... thish... ''really... hurtsh!'' I'm... going tho needh fome.. ''ife cream''...
* Nick points out a suspicious guy wearing a hat over his face and asks Danny why that might be.
-->'''Danny:''' 'Cause he's fuck-ugly.\\
'''Nick:''' ''Or'' he doesn't want people to see his face.\\
'''Danny:''' ''Because'' he's fuck-ugly.
* Angel is forced to recount the story of shooting a perp with a Kalashnikov (the perp had the Kalashnikov). The Andys tell him:
-->'''DS Andy Wainwright:''' You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
-->'''DC Andy Cartwright:''' Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Like who?
-->'''Wainwright:''' Farmers.
-->'''Angel:''' Who else?
-->'''Cartwright:''' [{{Beat}}]...Farmers' mums.

* The writers and cast of ''Hot Fuzz'' react to finding slash fanfiction on the internet by ''[[http://www.edgarwrighthere.com/2009/10/20/the-steamy-hot-fuzz-slash-fiction-tweets-october-19th-2009/ writing their own]]''.