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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.

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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.[[note]]It sounds like "Niggerdale".[[/note]]


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* The "butt-face-puss" discussion the guys have about how they can go about gang-banging Julia. Especially the way Kurt always picks himself for "butt".
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* The blink-and-you miss-it hashtag "#We'reNotRacist" after the boys tweet their first Shower Buddy rolling off the assembly line.
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** "Oh, sorry, maybe I should've danced on her boob!"

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** "Oh, sorry, maybe I should've danced on her boob!"boobies!"
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** When Dale suggests copying the plot of ''Film/{{Speed}}'' as a means of getting the money they need to save their company:
-->'''Dale''': You said no idea is a bad idea.
-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks.
-->'''Kurt''': Hey, that's the movie that introduced us to Sandra Bullock!
-->'''Dale''': FUCK YOU, I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCK!


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* Motherfucker Jones shows up as a getaway car when the ransom drop goes south, at which point the guys realize he was planning on stealing the ransom money for himself. Motherfucker defends himself, saying he was only going to steal the money if they got killed, because he figured they'd prefer him having it over Burt.
-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential sacrifice.
-->'''Dale''': Honor? What are we, samurai?
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* When Kurt and Dale start screaming about how they should "kill these motherfuckers", and Nick, (who obviously is against it) just remains stoic the whole time, while the audience is laughing their asses off.
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* "YOU DON'T PUNCH THE DRIVER!!"
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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings, then playing ''AngryBirds'' on his iPhone.

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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings, then playing ''AngryBirds'' ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' on his iPhone.
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* They lay out a criminal conspiracy on a whiteboard... but with a permanent marker... Twice. The second time, the "plan" is incredibly stupid, involving skyscrappers a zip line and a trampoline.

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* They lay out a criminal conspiracy on a whiteboard... but with a permanent marker... Twice. The second time, the "plan" is incredibly stupid, involving skyscrappers skyscrapers, a zip line and a trampoline.
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* They lay out a criminal conspiracy on a whiteboard... but with a permanent marker.

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* They lay out a criminal conspiracy on a whiteboard... but with a permanent marker.marker... Twice. The second time, the "plan" is incredibly stupid, involving skyscrappers a zip line and a trampoline.
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* They lay out a criminal conspiracy on a whiteboard... but with a permanent marker.
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** Dale trying to explain himself afterwards. "We are MEN looking for a man!"
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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name ("Nick-Kurt-Dale") sounds like out loud when read fast.

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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name ("Nick-Kurt-Dale") [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.

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** "Oh I'm sorry Dale, maybe I should've tried dancing on her boobies!"

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** "Oh I'm sorry Dale, "Oh, sorry, maybe I should've tried dancing danced on her boobies!"boob!"



* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name ("NickKurtDale") sounds like out loud when read fast.
* The sight gags during the Shower Buddy demonstration that pay homage to similar scenes in ''AustinPowers''.

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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name ("NickKurtDale") ("Nick-Kurt-Dale") sounds like out loud when read fast.
* The sight gags during the Shower Buddy demonstration that pay homage to similar scenes in ''AustinPowers''.''AustinPowers''.
* Kurt hiring numerous hot women for their new business, then finding out from Dale and Nick that he can't sleep with them ''or'' fire them. "Why're we even doing this thing?!"
* Nick's description of his "problem" at Julia's sex-addiction meeting...which he thinks is an AA meeting. His description makes everyone at the meeting think he's gay. Then he finds out what kind of meeting it really is:
-->'''Nick''': I've just been gettin' together with the guys, been facedown, chugging one right after another...\\
'''Julia''': Oh, so your sex addiction, it's ''homosexual'' in nature!\\
'''Nick''': My ''sex addiction''! My sex addiction is...and then what did you say?
** Made even funnier when Kurt and Dale, who are hiding in the bathroom eavesdropping, realize Nick's mistake and are trying really hard not to crack up.
* Also from the same scene:
-->'''Julia''': I know you ate that cock, I just wanna hear you say it!\\
'''Nick''': I ate that cock, I sucked those balls, and I licked that kid's sweaty asshole!\\
'''Julia''': Because you are fantastically gay!\\
'''Nick''': I am totally gay, never been inside a woman!\\
'''Julia''': Meeting adjourned!
* At the end, when Motherfucker Jones is speaking to the Pinkberry rep, the man says that starting up a location will cost a significant amount of money. Jones then proceeds to dump [[spoiler:the entire bag of $5 million ransom]] money on the rep's desk. The look on the guy's face is amazing.
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** Plus his utter failure to keep up the intimidating act after enacting his WoundedGazelleGambit. "Oh, that hurts so much!"

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** Plus his utter failure to keep up the intimidating act after enacting his WoundedGazelleGambit. "Oh, that hurts so much!"much!"

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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name ("NickKurtDale") sounds like out loud when read fast.
* The sight gags during the Shower Buddy demonstration that pay homage to similar scenes in ''AustinPowers''.
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* Harken's reaction to his surprise party, where we get to see the despicable {{Smug Snake}} driven into a tantrum worthy of a five year old.

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* Harken's reaction to his surprise party, where we get to see the despicable {{Smug Snake}} driven into a tantrum worthy of a five year old.old.
** Plus his utter failure to keep up the intimidating act after enacting his WoundedGazelleGambit. "Oh, that hurts so much!"
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** "Maybe you should dance on her boobies some more!"

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** "Maybe you should dance "Oh I'm sorry Dale, maybe I should've tried dancing on her boobies some more!"boobies!"
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** "Maybe you should dance on her boobies some more!"
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* The guys trying to get Gregory's real name (Atmanand) right, but ultimately giving up because "that name's a nightmare."

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* The guys trying to get Gregory's real name (Atmanand) right, but ultimately giving up because "that name's a fucking nightmare."
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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting Tings, then watching (and crying over) ''TheNotebook''.
* Nick and Kurt breaking into Harken's house.

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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to 'That's "That's Not My Name' Name" by the The Ting Tings, then watching (and crying over) ''TheNotebook''.
* Nick and Kurt breaking into Harken's house.
playing ''AngryBirds'' on his iPhone.
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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting Tings, then watching (and crying over) TheNotebook.

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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting Tings, then watching (and crying over) TheNotebook.''TheNotebook''.
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* Harken's reaction to his surprise party, where we get to see the despicable {{Smug Snake}} driven into a tantrum worthy of a five year old.
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** Kurt refuses on the grounds that he believes the fat lady is just pregnant, not fat. [[spoiler:At the end of the movie, you learn she's just fat.]]
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*Nick and Kurt breaking into Harken's house.
-->'''Kurt''': Holy shit, I broke a rock.



** The ''look on the policeman's face'' when he listens to the tape recorder playing Dale's ridiculous phone sex.

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** The ''look on the policeman's face'' when he listens to the tape recorder playing Dale's ridiculous phone sex.
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** An [[YourMileageMayVary arguably]] even funnier version of that scene can be found among the outtakes during the ending credits in which Kurt says instead "This place is awful, it's like the Sharper Image took a shit in here!"

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** An [[YourMileageMayVary arguably]] even funnier version of that scene can be found among the outtakes during the ending credits in which Kurt says instead "This place is awful, it's like the Sharper Image took a shit in here!"
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* Kurt's remark when he and the other two first enter Pellitt's house: "It's like we stepped inside the mind of an asshole!"

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* Kurt's remark when he and the other two first enter Pellitt's house: "It's like we stepped inside the mind of an asshole!" asshole!"
**An [[YourMileageMayVary arguably]] even funnier version of that scene can be found among the outtakes during the ending credits in which Kurt says instead "This place is awful, it's like the Sharper Image took a shit in here!"
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* Pellit asking Kurt to fire the fat people "because they're lazy and slow they make me sad to look at."

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* Pellit asking Kurt to fire the fat people "because they're lazy and slow and they make me sad to look at."
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**Nick and Dale trying to clean up the spilled coke with Nick using a vacuum cleaner and Dale trying to scoop it up by hand and Nick angrily telling him "Stop helping!"
*Pellitt sarcastically telling his dad "I didn't know I needed to ask your permission every time I need to take a dump," when the dad innocently asks him why he seems to be spending so much time in the restroom.
*Pellit asking Kurt to fire the fat people "because they're lazy and slow they make me sad to look at."
*Kurt's remark when he and the other two first enter Pellitt's house: "It's like we stepped inside the mind of an asshole!"



* Dale's God-awful attempt to have (forced) phone sex with Julia during an extremely dangerous high-speed car chase.

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* Dale's God-awful attempt to have (forced) phone sex with Julia during an extremely dangerous high-speed car chase.chase.
**The ''look on the policeman's face'' when he listens to the tape recorder playing Dale's ridiculous phone sex.
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* The scene with the "Wet Work" Agent that Dale and Kurt hired online.

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* The scene with the "Wet Work" Agent that Dale and Kurt hired online.online.
* Dale's God-awful attempt to have (forced) phone sex with Julia during an extremely dangerous high-speed car chase.
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* Kurt's OhCrap moment when he finds out that [[spoiler: sticking Bobby's toothbrush up his ass]] [[WhatAnIdiot left DNA evidence]].

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* Kurt's OhCrap moment when he finds out that [[spoiler: sticking [[spoiler:sticking Bobby's toothbrush up his ass]] [[WhatAnIdiot left DNA evidence]].



-->'''Nick''': (''beat'') I don't win a lot.

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-->'''Nick''': (''beat'') (''{{beat}}'') I don't win a lot.

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