History Funny / HorribleBosses

28th May '16 8:41:30 AM ZimFan89
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-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks.

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-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks.sucks, and so do you.



'''Julia''': Meeting adjourned!

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'''Julia''': Meeting adjourned!adjourned!\\


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** Also this:
-->'''Julia''': At night I reflect on them, alphabetize them, dust them.
-->'''Dale''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why are they dusty?]]
27th Apr '16 2:55:07 PM ZimFan89
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'''Nick''': Everyone out!



-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential sacrifice.
-->'''Dale''': Honor? What are we, samurai?

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-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential sacrifice.
-->'''Dale''':
deaths.
-->'''Kurt''':
Honor? What are we, samurai?
19th Feb '16 8:35:14 AM rt2012
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* When Julia is describing her mental "cock trophy room", Kurt turns to Nick proudly and says, "We're in there!"
23rd Jan '16 8:46:50 PM rt2012
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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.

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* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.[[note]]It sounds like "Niggerdale".[[/note]]


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* The "butt-face-puss" discussion the guys have about how they can go about gang-banging Julia. Especially the way Kurt always picks himself for "butt".
16th Jan '16 4:12:43 PM rt2012
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* The blink-and-you miss-it hashtag "#We'reNotRacist" after the boys tweet their first Shower Buddy rolling off the assembly line.
30th Oct '15 8:22:29 AM rt2012
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** "Oh, sorry, maybe I should've danced on her boob!"

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** "Oh, sorry, maybe I should've danced on her boob!"boobies!"
22nd Jul '15 8:40:51 AM ZimFan89
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** When Dale suggests copying the plot of ''Film/{{Speed}}'' as a means of getting the money they need to save their company:
-->'''Dale''': You said no idea is a bad idea.
-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks.
-->'''Kurt''': Hey, that's the movie that introduced us to Sandra Bullock!
-->'''Dale''': FUCK YOU, I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCK!


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* Motherfucker Jones shows up as a getaway car when the ransom drop goes south, at which point the guys realize he was planning on stealing the ransom money for himself. Motherfucker defends himself, saying he was only going to steal the money if they got killed, because he figured they'd prefer him having it over Burt.
-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential sacrifice.
-->'''Dale''': Honor? What are we, samurai?
2nd Jun '15 6:14:46 PM ilovehirohamada
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* When Kurt and Dale start screaming about how they should "kill these motherfuckers", and Nick, (who obviously is against it) just remains stoic the whole time, while the audience is laughing their asses off.
26th May '15 9:04:26 AM ilovehirohamada
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* "YOU DON'T PUNCH THE DRIVER!!"
19th May '15 9:44:17 AM Willbyr
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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings, then playing ''AngryBirds'' on his iPhone.

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* Dale is supposed to be keeping watch while Kurt and Nick break into Harken's house. He spends his time flipping his seat back and forth while singing along to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings, then playing ''AngryBirds'' ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' on his iPhone.
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