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--->'''Narrator:''' [Mario and Luigi] will have to save the world from... um, something about another dimension... and a meteor... and this... [[BuffySpeak thingy]] ''[shows [[BodyHorror Daisy's father]]]'' and then this happens ''[shows Koopa and Mario disintegrating as the dimensions merge]''. Man, the video game was already surreal enough, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs how much acid did these filmmakers take?]]\\

** In TheStinger, the narrator says that now he can't wait for a Music/{{Drake}} movie about him making it out of that wheelchair in ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' (aka ''WesternAnimation/{{Despicable|Me}} [[MerchandiseDriven Greed]]''):

* Starring: [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Hentai Incoming]] (Inkling girl player character), [[Manga/DragonBall Master Roshi]] (Cap'n Cuttlefish), Heavy Breathing (Judd), a [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minion]] with a hat (Sheldon), ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' (Annie & Moe), Nipple Sneakers (Crusty Sean), [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid Super Wetroid]] (Jelonzo), StreetUrchin (Spyke), and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Jizz. Everywhere]] (trailer footage of Inklings firing ink everywhere)!

--->'''Narrator:''' So [John Connor] is sending his dad back in time to have sex with his mom? ''[shows Lorraine kissing Marty in Film/BackToTheFuture]'' Why is incest always the go-to plot in time travel movies?

** In the "starring" part, Creator/MichaelShannon is credited as "Trailer Park [[Film/ManOfSteel Zod]]", Creator/KimBasinger as "The [[UsefulNotes/FlyingSpaghettiMonster Crying Spaghetti Momster]]", Creator/AnthonyMackie (who would go to play ComicBook/TheFalcon in the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse movies) as "VideoGame/{{Angry Bird|s}}", and Xzibit as "[[MemeticMutation Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like]] [[TheCameo Cameos]]."

* After another TakeThat to LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} (calling him "the franchise's own Jesus"), the narrator gives an enumeration to the countless {{Plot Hole}}s the game has and [[MotorMouth talks faster and faster]] before breaking down.

-->'''Narrator:''' "Starring: LetsPlay/PewDiePie, Squeezie, Smike, LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}, Yamimash, and [[BitingTheHandHumor Smosh Games]]. [[SelfDeprecation Yeah that's right, you know we do it too!]]"

* The [[ShoutOut Shout-Outs]] and clever puns continue with the "starring" cast, aside from [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys "the same f*ckers as last time"]]: [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Their Happy Meal equivalents]], [[VideoGame/EarthBound Ness on Cocaine]], [[Anime/SpiritedAway No Face]], [[{{Pun}} Bear In Mind]] and [[VideoGame/StarFox ScarFox]], complete with the Corneria theme.

* Starring: {{Nepotism}} (Cassie Cage), [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Not The Bees!]] (D'Vorah), Ermac-errrd (Ermac), Music/KidRock (Erron Black), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Machamp]] (Goro), Jax-y (Jacqui Briggs), [[Film/LethalWeapon Getting Too Old For This Sh*t]] (Jax), [[Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme John Cage Van Damme]] (Johnny Cage), Lasik (Kano), Pin The Sword On The Donkey (Kenshi), [[CombatHandFan Fan Club]] (Kitana), Apocalypto (Kotal Kahn), Gay Hawkeye [or just regular Hawkeye] (Kung Jin), [[WeaponizedHeadgear Hat Trick]] (Kung Lao), [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily My Teeth]] [[MyEyesAreUpHere Are Up Here]] (Mileena), Megamind (Quan Chi), P.K. Thunder (Raiden), Chris Bosh (Reptile), Get Over It (Scorpion), Cammy (Sonya Blade), ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Sub-Zero), WhipItGood (Takeda) ...and... [[Series/JerseyShore Shinooki]] (Shinnok).

--->'''Narrator:''' Welcome to The Glade, a society of [[DawsonCasting grown men actors playing teenage boys]] who spend their days farming, dancing, and exploring [[ADateWithRosiePalms instead of just jerking off all the time]].

--->'''Narrator:''' [[Film/XMen1 At a time when comic]] [[Film/SpiderMan2 book movies began to show]] [[Film/BatmanBegins how good they could be]], two films will remind us how badly can they suck. [...] And don't tell me it's impossible to make a good Fantastic Four movie. [[SpiritualAdaptation It's called]] ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' and it's perfect.

** "It's been ten years since the last good ''Fantastic Four'' movie." Footage playing over this part is of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''.

---->'''Aladdin:''' I just kidnapped this girl / 'Cause her [[BareYourMidriff midriff]] is sexy / We are up here / Now let's see / [[DoubleEntendre if she'll rub my lamp tonight]] / I'll pork this girl / As long as that's okay with you / No creepy long-faced dudes / Or family feuds / To keep us from porking\\

** Starring: Franchise/RickAndMorty (Doc and Marty), UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump (Biff Tannen), Film/TheThreeStooges (Biff's gang) ...[[RetroactiveRecognition Hey, That's]] Creator/BillyZane! (one of Biff's gang), Crisping Lover (George [=McFly=]), MILF (Lorraine), Legit Musician Cameos (shows the cameos of Music/{{Huey Lewis|AndTheNews}}, [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]], and Music/ZZTop), and [[Film/HotTubTimeMachine Hot Car Time Machine]] (the [=DeLorean=]).

* Starring: [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Hentai Incoming]] (Inkling girl player character), [[Manga/DragonBall Master Roshi]] (Cap'n Cuttlefish), Heavy Breathing (Judd), a [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minion]] with a hat (Sheldon), ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' (Annie & Moe), Nipple Sneakers (Crusty Sean), [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid Super Wetroid]] (Jelonzo), Street Urchin (Spyke), and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Jizz. Everywhere]] (trailer footage of Inklings firing ink everywhere)!

* Starring: [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Hentai Incoming]] (Inkling girl player character), [[Manga/DragonBall Master Roshi]] (Cap'n Cuttlefish), Heavy Breathing (Judd), a [[Film/DespicableMe Minion]] with a hat (Sheldon), ''Film/FindingNemo'' (Annie & Moe), Nipple Sneakers (Crusty Sean), [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid Super Wetroid]] (Jelonzo), Street Urchin (Spyke), and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Jizz. Everywhere]] (trailer footage of Inklings firing ink everywhere)!

--> "Take everything you know about Five Nights at Freddy's and... don't forget any of it, because this is pretty much the same as the last two: with fewer enemies, fewer rooms and... uh... (in a cynical and dramatic way) a 3 at the end!"

--> "There's only one spooky fursuit left, and the only way to contain him [[MundaneMadeAwesome is to wait for your computer to reboot]] so you can keep making giggle noises. ''(Balloon Boy's laugh plays)'' "...No, I can't believe this is popular either."

** Starring... [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Ezio]] [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreed1 Altair]] (Arno Dorian), The girl from ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'' (Élise de la Serre), Young Creator/GeoffreyRush (Marquis de Sade), Film/NapoleonDynamite (Napoleon Bonaparte), Captain Pisspot (Pierre Bellec), and A Whole Bunch of Fat Old French Guys.

** The narrator being startled by the JumpScare of Man-Bat, then shortly by the Hallucincation of the Joker repeating it]], with the narrator meekly saying after the latter, "I don't wanna be Batman."

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'''Narrator:''' ''Film/JurassicWorld [while showing [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs the dinosaurs]]]''\\

* ''Film/SuperMarioBros'' (aka ''Super Mari-Oh Brother''):

* ''Film/TheMazeRunner' (aka ''[[Film/TheHungerGames The Hunger]] Maze'')

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' (aka ''Toy Story: Yeah, that's pretty much what it is''):

--->'''Narrator:''' That Jasmine is so {{hot|Consort}}, right guys? May be the hottest Franchise/DisneyPrincess ever. Well, guess what? [[JailBaitTaboo She's fifteen years old]]. ''[shows a line on her Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} page that says she's a few days short of her 16th birthday, and Genie doing a JawDrop]'' Don't you feel gross now? Well, at least it's OK for Aladdin to-- ''[shows a line from his Wikipedia page that says that he's eighteen]'' Uh-oh.

** The announcer describing Sid as "a [[UncannyValley creepily-rendered]] young boy [[TechnologyMarchesOn which 90s computers clearly weren't ready for]]."

--->'''Narrator:''' Man, I didn't think that I'd hate [[Characters/TheWalkingDeadTVShowAtlantaSurvivorCamp Andrea]] from ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010'' any more than I already did!

%%* ''Film/{{Armageddon}}'' (aka ''[[Film/DieHard Drill Hard]]'')

** The characters being described as "Creator/VinDiesel" (Mr. Potato Head), "[[Film/ThePrincessBride Inconceivable]] [[Film/JurassicWorld Rex]]" (Rex), "choking hazards" (Army Men), "Green WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}" (Alien Toys), "Music/SidVicious" (Sid), "A Bo Peep lamp? How is ''that'' a toy?" (Bo Peep), "Long Dog Silver" (Slinky), "[[Creator/JonHamm John Hamm]]" (Hamm), "Nanny from ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies''" (Andy's Mom), "[[Creator/TomHanks Toy Hanks]]" (Woody) and finally Buzz as the "Creator/TimAllen noise" ("[[Series/HomeImprovement Wheh?]]").

-->'''Narrator:''' "Starring: LetsPlay/PewDiePie, Squeezie, Smike, LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}, LetsPlay/{{Yamimash}}, and [[BitingTheHandHumor Smosh Games]]. [[SelfDeprecation Yeah that's right, you know we do it too!]]"