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** The next case questions whether or not cereal should be considered as soup. Altare and Axel get into an argument that quickly devolves into ''restaurant shaming''. When Altare calls Magni out for making puns at the case's expense, Magni has Vesper throw the gavel at Altare, knocking the poor sap out.
--->'''Axel:''' ''[Looks at where Altare stood]'' Is he dead?

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** The next case questions whether or not cereal should be considered as soup. Altare and Axel get into an argument that quickly devolves into ''restaurant shaming''. When Altare calls Magni out for making puns at the case's expense, Magni has gets Vesper to throw the gavel at Altare, knocking the poor sap out.
out. Magni continues the proceedings and gives Altare a turn to speak, only to be predictably met with silence.
--->'''Axel:''' ''[Looks at where Altare stood]'' stood]'' ...Is he dead?



--->'''Magni:''' Mr. Regis, where are your legs? You come into my court without any legs? How are you going to stand here and present your case when you have no legs to stand on?\\

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--->'''Magni:''' Mr. Regis, where are your legs? ''[Everyone starts cracking up]'' You come into my court without any legs? How are you going to stand here and present your case when you have no legs to stand on?\\



'''Axel:''' Yeah I do, I got legs.\\

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'''Axel:''' Yeah '''Axel:''' ...Yeah, I do, do. I got legs.\\



'''Magni:''' Fair.

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'''Magni:''' Fair.\\
'''Vesper:''' ''[cracking up]'' "Fair!"\\
'''Altare:''' ''[also cracking up]'' What is this...?
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* Octavio plays [[https://youtu.be/zz3gy7_E8R8 Pass the Lore]] with the rest of theHolostars EN branch. Originally it's about a puppeteer who needed to go to Xenokuni for a thyroid gland for his puppet. As the story is passed on, details get lost while new details were improvised, including but not limited to drowning in a lake, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', a dog named Hades, the R-TRUS, [[GroinAttack testicular torsion]], a MisterSeahorse scenario, and a celebratory feast.

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* Octavio plays [[https://youtu.be/zz3gy7_E8R8 Pass the Lore]] with the rest of theHolostars the Holostars EN branch. Originally it's about a puppeteer who needed to go to Xenokuni for a thyroid gland for his puppet. As the story is passed on, details get lost while new details were improvised, including but not limited to drowning in a lake, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', a dog named Hades, the R-TRUS, [[GroinAttack testicular torsion]], a MisterSeahorse scenario, and a celebratory feast.
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* Octavio plays [[https://youtu.be/zz3gy7_E8R8 Pass the Lore]] with the rest of theHolostars EN branch. Originally it's about a puppeteer who needed to go to Xenokuni for a thyroid gland for his puppet. As the story is passed on, details get lost while new details were improvised, including but not limited to drowning in a lake, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', a dog named Hades, the R-TRUS, [[GroinAttack testicular torsion]], a MisterSeahorse scenario, and a celebratory feast.
-->'''Octavio:''' Uh...what happened to my story?
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How can you coerce yourself to join a voice chat when you're in it?


* Flayon enters the chat. Hakka attempts to coerce Hakka into joining the voice chat while Bettel grabs another drink.

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* Flayon enters the chat. Hakka attempts to coerce Hakka him into joining the voice chat while Bettel grabs another drink.
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtWKTEwJvk infamous Tempus HQ 3D celebration stream]], which is sadly private, shows what would happen if you let a dirty-minded individual like Axel use his 3D model on whatever the hell he wants, much to [[OnlySaneMan Altare]] and by extension, Tora-mane's exasperation.

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtWKTEwJvk infamous Tempus HQ 3D celebration stream]], which is sadly private, initially privated and trimmed into ''6 minutes'', shows what would happen if you let a dirty-minded individual like Axel use his 3D model on whatever the hell he wants, much to [[OnlySaneMan Altare]] and by extension, Tora-mane's exasperation.



** When Altare tries to do the WallPinOfLove on Axel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOdMc3iREM Axel kneels in front of him instead]], facing his crotch, leading Altare to panic. And they did this three times when Hakka and Bettel raided and when rpr pops into the chat.

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** When Altare tries to do the WallPinOfLove on Axel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOdMc3iREM Axel kneels in front of him instead]], facing his crotch, leading Altare to panic. And they did this three times ''three times'' when Hakka and Bettel raided and when rpr pops into the chat.
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* [[BassoProfundo Shinri]] imitates a cowboy.

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* [[BassoProfundo Shinri]] Shinri imitates a cowboy.



--->'''Octavio:''' The whole town be trying to hear [[BassoProfundo Shinri]]!

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--->'''Octavio:''' The whole town be trying to hear [[BassoProfundo Shinri]]!Shinri!
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** Ruze consistently being top player despite always being voted Hero of Shoadow, as he constantly goes for Force Gems.

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** Ruze consistently being top player despite always being voted Hero of Shoadow, Shadow, as he constantly goes for Force Gems.
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* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaFourSwordsAdventures'' with Flayon, Hakka, Goldbullet, and Ruze
** Ruze consistently being top player despite always being voted Hero of Shoadow, as he constantly goes for Force Gems.
** Stage 2-1 had everyone dying more than once to bombs, whether it's the screen killing variety or Flayon and Ruze's access to giant bombs. Hakka's first death on that staged happened [[https://youtu.be/-rgLYdGHf0w when he was away]].

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Misplaced, moving to the correct tab; wasn't actually a collab, but a solo zatsudan...


* In [[https://www.youtube.com/live/XOzSKt6Mub8 Jurard's chatting stream in Japan]] for the holo expo, he remarked about how Ruze and Axel fought over who can sign the highest on the wall. Jurard would then sign it, with the other two calling him a cheater for using the ladder. The highest signature ended up being Flayon's, who was said to have used the R-TRUS to reach that high.

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** * In [[https://www.youtube.com/live/XOzSKt6Mub8 Jurard's chatting stream in Japan]] for the holo expo, he remarked about how Ruze and Axel fought over who can sign the highest on the wall. Jurard would then sign it, with the other two calling him a cheater for using the ladder. The highest signature ended up being Flayon's, who was said to have used the R-TRUS to reach that high.
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtWKTEwJvk infamous Tempus HQ 3D celebration stream]], which is sadly private, shows what would happen if you let a dirty-minded individual like Axel use his 3D model on whatever the hell he wants, much to [[OnlySaneMan Altare]] and by extension, Tora-mane's exasperation.
** Asides from doing the typical FlippingTheBird, Axel gestures by opening and closing his palms as if he's groping some boobs.
** Axel shows how to eat a glizzy which looks like he's doing a blowjob.
** When Altare tries to do the WallPinOfLove on Axel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOdMc3iREM Axel kneels in front of him instead]], facing his crotch, leading Altare to panic. And they did this three times when Hakka and Bettel raided and when rpr pops into the chat.
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** Bettel's segment is in the style of an infomercial where he tries to sell the viewer a different way to eat cereal without using your bare hands. He introduces hand shovels, only to be told by Phantom that they already exist and are called spoons.
** Dez's idea is to have each member pay a membership fee, recruit two members underneath them, and so on. It's a pyramid scheme.
** Hakka's plan is to cultivate self-combusting chickens. It just explodes into a perfectly cooked meal.
** Vesper's plan is to market a wristwatch that detects paranormal activity (while showing Minase Rio in the closet) but the watch just beeps once in a while.
** Shinri feels the rest of TEMPUS is trying too hard with complicated schemes and instead prefers to do a bake sale.
** Axel's idea is to rob a bank.
** Altare's idea is to marry a wealthy partner and slowly siphon away all their money from them.
** Flayon points out the guild doesn't make any money doing monster hunting while Vesper and Bettel [[FunnyBackgroundEvent fight a giant Magmite]] in the background. Flayon’s idea is to turn the guild into a Host club.

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** Bettel's segment is in the style of an infomercial where he tries to sell the viewer a different way to eat cereal without using your bare hands. He introduces hand shovels, "hand shovels", only to be told by Phantom that they already exist and are called spoons.
** Dez's idea is to have each member pay a membership fee, recruit two members underneath them, and so on. It's a pyramid {{Ponzi}} scheme.
** Hakka's plan is to cultivate self-combusting chickens. It chickens which just explodes explode into a perfectly cooked meal.
** Vesper's plan is to market a wristwatch that allegedly detects paranormal activity (while showing Minase Rio in the closet) but the watch just beeps all it really does is beep once in a while.
** Shinri feels the rest of TEMPUS is trying too hard with complicated schemes and instead [[StatingTheSimpleSolution prefers to do a bake sale.
sale with themed snacks]].
** Axel's idea Axel also feels that the rest of TEMPUS is to trying too hard with complicated schemes. So he suggests they [[CuttingTheKnot rob a bank.
bank]].
** Altare's idea is to marry a wealthy partner and slowly siphon away all their money from them.
them. His narration gets increasingly unhinged as he gets to the grim details.
** Flayon points out the guild doesn't make any money doing monster hunting while Vesper and Bettel [[FunnyBackgroundEvent fight a giant Magmite]] in the background. Flayon’s idea is background, so he plans to turn the guild into a Host club.
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When I saw clips of that moment, Shinri was diving in front of Flayon, not Hakka. The latter part about Hakka grieving was accurate, though.


*** Shinri chooses to go out while performing a DivingSave for Hakka, and Hakka grieves his death so hard his mic peaks.

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*** Shinri chooses to go out while performing a DivingSave for Hakka, Flayon, and Hakka grieves his death so hard his mic peaks.
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* Hakka reselects Coco the Crocodile, saying he is "going back to his routes".

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* Hakka reselects Coco the Crocodile, saying he is "going back to his routes".roots".
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[[folder:ARMIS D&D Oneshots]]
* Ruze starts the campaign off by indirectly giving an in-universe reason why he is not participating in the quest (since everyone is basically playing themselves except him).
-->'''Ruze:''' One [quest posting] is a solo mission for strong cool guys, and the other is an easy quest for idiot babies. I bet you can guess which one I'm doing.
* The group comes across what appears to be a statue of a gnome in a cavern that is teeming with electricity magic. In the ensuing attempt to get it, both Jurard and Goldbullet try to grab its hat, only for them both to be electrocuted. Octavio deciding to do a data check on the "statue" and Ruze's subsequent description gives the humorous image of him leisurely observing the scene while paying the electrocuted boys no mind.
** Not to mention that right beforehand, Jurard's initial course of action when seeing the gnome? To give it a kiss.
* After freeing the real gnome from its stone prison, Jurard tries to convince him to join the party with his rizz voice.
* Octavio of all people demonstrates his utter lack of patience for the gnome's rambling by threatening him with his dagger.
* After the gnome (now named Tim-o-thee...as in Lil Timmy) tells the boys about his predicament, they all start [[KickTheDog laughing and jeering at him not unlike a bunch of schoolyard bullies.]] Considering ARMIS's official description as a bunch of [[AntiHero antiheroes]], it's laughably fitting.
* In the East Chambers, Jurard attempts to open a door by chucking Lil Timmy at it.
* Jurard and the boys try to apologize for yelling at Lil Timmy by covering him in kisses, much to Ruze's bewilderment.
* The boys discover a treasure chest and open it, only to find not treasure but a bunch of laughing gas (which affects Octavio) and somehow a ''beard'' for Gibby.
* The boys find another chest in an abandoned cafeteria and Jurard uses his Charisma to bait Lil Timmy into thinking it's full of candy.
* The group finds a restroom with ancient toilets in it. Naturally, Octavio leaps at the chance to do a toilet inspection.
* For the first time in the campaign, Jurard rolls a natural 20 as he uses Firebolt to open a door... only for the door to lead to another toilet room. Then later, when that room's toilet turns out to be a Mimic and attacks them, [[EpicFail Jurard rolls a ''1'' at the most crucial moment.]] The chat lampshades his luck.
** How do they kill the Mimic in the end? [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Octavio telling it its debussy stinks.]]
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[[Funny/HololiveChina China]] | [[Funny/HololiveIndonesia Indonesia]]\\

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[[Funny/HololiveDEVIS DEV_IS]] | [[Funny/HololiveChina China]] | [[Funny/HololiveIndonesia Indonesia]]\\
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** In response to Flay's song, Bettel angrily challenges Flayon to complete the course. Flayon mistimes a jump and jumps straight into the wrecking ball, killing him instantly, all while Hakka chimes in with a verse of ''Always Tied''. Shinri begins laughing and asking his chat for help.

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** In response to Flay's Flayon’s song, Bettel angrily challenges Flayon to complete the course. Flayon mistimes a jump and jumps straight into the wrecking ball, killing him instantly, all while Hakka chimes in with a verse of ''Always Tied''. Shinri begins laughing and asking his chat for help.



* In the same round, Bettel puts down a black hole near the spawn point of the animals. Shinri and Hakka warn him not to jump lest he gets sucked into it; Bettel is wary about this comment, thinking that Shinri is trying to trick him. Shinri plays along and attempts to use [[ReversePsychology reverse psychology]] on him to get him to jump. Flayon mistimes a jump, hits his head on a moving platform and gets sucked into the black hole; after seeing Flay's death, Bettel [[TemptingFate declares he is not falling for Shinri's trick]]. He jumps anyway and predictably gets sucked into the black hole and dies. Flayon mocks him afterwards.

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* In the same round, Bettel puts down a black hole near the spawn point of the animals. Shinri and Hakka warn him not to jump lest he gets sucked into it; Bettel is wary about this comment, thinking that Shinri is trying to trick him. Shinri plays along and attempts to use [[ReversePsychology reverse psychology]] on him to get him to jump. Flayon mistimes a jump, hits his head on a moving platform and gets sucked into the black hole; after seeing Flay's Flayon’s death, Bettel [[TemptingFate declares he is not falling for Shinri's trick]]. He jumps anyway and predictably gets sucked into the black hole and dies. Flayon mocks him afterwards.



* After getting rid of Flay's flamethrower, the four attempt to traverse the stage properly. All four die shortly after spawning; Shinri and Bettel stall for too long at the paper airplane launcher, with both getting struck at once by the flying hockey puck, Hakka gets incinerated by a flamethrower and Flayon flubs a jump and lands on barbed wire.

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* After getting rid of Flay's Flayon’s flamethrower, the four attempt to traverse the stage properly. All four die shortly after spawning; Shinri and Bettel stall for too long at the paper airplane launcher, with both getting struck at once by the flying hockey puck, Hakka gets incinerated by a flamethrower and Flayon flubs a jump and lands on barbed wire.



* Hakka drops down to the goal in a similar fashion to Shinri; he too mistimes his approach and gets killed by Flay's wrecking ball. Hakka's corpse flies into the air and onto the goal, where he mysteriously [[BackFromTheDead revives]] and starts dancing. The other members are in disbelief. His attempt however counts as a postmortem as opposed to a standard goal.

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* Hakka drops down to the goal in a similar fashion to Shinri; he too mistimes his approach and gets killed by Flay's Flayon’s wrecking ball. Hakka's corpse flies into the air and onto the goal, where he mysteriously [[BackFromTheDead revives]] and starts dancing. The other members are in disbelief. His attempt however counts as a postmortem as opposed to a standard goal.



* Flay's Toon Link and Altare's [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] attempt to break the Smash Ball at the same time; Flayon does so, while Altare attempts to break it in vain and lets out a scream. Flayon begins [[LaughingMad cackling]] as he uses his Final Smash on Altare.

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* Flay's Flayon’s Toon Link and Altare's [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] attempt to break the Smash Ball at the same time; Flayon does so, while Altare attempts to break it in vain and lets out a scream. Flayon begins [[LaughingMad cackling]] as he uses his Final Smash on Altare.



* Bettel walks into Flay's Final Smash for no apparent reason.

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* Bettel walks into Flay's Flayon’s Final Smash for no apparent reason.



* Dez gets caught in the Final Smash of Flay's [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pichu]]. He is not entirely happy about it to say the least.

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* Dez gets caught in the Final Smash of Flay's Flayon’s [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pichu]]. He is not entirely happy about it to say the least.



* Flay's [[Characters/FireEmblemAwakeningRobin Robin]] flubs a fall and dies.

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* Flay's Flayon’s [[Characters/FireEmblemAwakeningRobin Robin]] flubs a fall and dies.



* Flay's [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]] gets eliminated by Bettel's clapping move why Flayon attempts to rest.

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* Flay's Flayon’s [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]] gets eliminated by Bettel's clapping move why Flayon attempts to rest.



* Bettel actually does significantly better with Mii Brawler, engaging in an intense fight with Flay's Toon Link. Dez gives Bettel a new nickname.

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* Bettel actually does significantly better with Mii Brawler, engaging in an intense fight with Flay's Flayon’s Toon Link. Dez gives Bettel a new nickname.



* Flay's [[Characters/FatalFuryTerryBogard Terry]] is hit by Dez's Ganondorf, falls into a chasm and dies.

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* Flay's Flayon’s [[Characters/FatalFuryTerryBogard Terry]] is hit by Dez's Ganondorf, falls into a chasm and dies.



* Dez is killed by a one-two combo by Bettel's [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosMarioBrothers Mario]] and Flay's Terry. He immediately accuses both of them for teaming up against him; both say it was accidental.

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* Dez is killed by a one-two combo by Bettel's [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosMarioBrothers Mario]] and Flay's Flayon’s Terry. He immediately accuses both of them for teaming up against him; both say it was accidental.



* Bettel [[ButtonMashing spams]] his beam to keep Flay's Hero away. Altare, Flayon and Dez comment on the matter.

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* Bettel [[ButtonMashing spams]] his beam to keep Flay's Flayon’s Hero away. Altare, Flayon and Dez comment on the matter.



** Dez opts to retreat, saying it is too tanky and to regroup in Flay's direction. Flayon charges ahead, thinking it is a bison. He sees the bear and freaks out.

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** Dez opts to retreat, saying it is too tanky and to regroup in Flay's Flayon’s direction. Flayon charges ahead, thinking it is a bison. He sees the bear and freaks out.



** The pack ignores Flay's request and maul the wolf to death. Flayon attempts to sway their thoughts but ultimately fails.

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** The pack ignores Flay's Flayon’s request and maul the wolf to death. Flayon attempts to sway their thoughts but ultimately fails.



* Hakka and Bettel talk about Flay's gear and mention that neither of them can understand what Flayon is saying when he talks about tech.

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* Hakka and Bettel talk about Flay's Flayon’s gear and mention that neither of them can understand what Flayon is saying when he talks about tech.



* Flay's avatar shows up. Bettel decides to overlay his face over his face.

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* Flay's Flayon’s avatar shows up. Bettel decides to overlay his face over his face.



* Bettel thinks about doing "kitty cat maid café voices" for his Tier 3 subscribers and does some mock voice acting, to Flay's horror.

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* Bettel thinks about doing "kitty cat maid café voices" for his Tier 3 subscribers and does some mock voice acting, to Flay's Flayon’s horror.



** Flayon '''actually''' subscribes to Bettel's Tier 3 membership using an incognito account. Bettel reads his name out and blows Flay's cover, infuriating him.

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** Flayon '''actually''' subscribes to Bettel's Tier 3 membership using an incognito account. Bettel reads his name out and blows Flay's Flayon’s cover, infuriating him.



** Bettel makes fun of Flay's alt account.

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** Bettel makes fun of Flay's Flayon’s alt account.



** Flay's attempt at explaining the term in a PG manner.

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** Flay's Flayon’s attempt at explaining the term in a PG manner.



** Shinri's favorite is indeed Mercury, much to Flay's annoyance.

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** Shinri's favorite is indeed Mercury, much to Flay's Flayon’s annoyance.



** Flay's story about Bettel wearing Phantom's flesh.

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** Flay's Flayon’s story about Bettel wearing Phantom's flesh.



** Shinri's story about Bettel's exploits, read in a cowboy voice on Flay's request.

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** Shinri's story about Bettel's exploits, read in a cowboy voice on Flay's Flayon’s request.



** Flay's story about his son.

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** Flay's Flayon’s story about his son.



** Flay's story about Bettel cheating on someone.

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** Flay's Flayon’s story about Bettel cheating on someone.



* The gang plays Jackbox games to celebrate Flay's birthday. Their introductions have to be heard to be believed.

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* The gang plays Jackbox games to celebrate Flay's Flayon’s birthday. Their introductions have to be heard to be believed.



*** Bettel has an opinion on Flay's answer.

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*** Bettel has an opinion on Flay's Flayon’s answer.



** Flayon points out the guild doesn't make any money doing monster hunting while Vesper and Bettel [[FunnyBackgroundEvent fight a giant Magmite]] in the background. Flay's idea is to turn the guild into a Host club.

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** Flayon points out the guild doesn't make any money doing monster hunting while Vesper and Bettel [[FunnyBackgroundEvent fight a giant Magmite]] in the background. Flay's Flayon’s idea is to turn the guild into a Host club.
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* During Hakka's Christmas celebrations in 2023, one stream has the TEMPUS boys engage in a Secret Santa drawing competition. Altare's gift for Shinri was a television with [[Film/TheRing a ghost girl in it]]. Due to [[NightmareRetardant the artstyle]], Shinri along with everyone else interpreted it [[https://youtu.be/e38uacHNTJs as a half of a hot dog instead]]. So, Altare resubmits it with an added smiling face.
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* The gang chooses ''Blackhole Lab'' with the ''Last Stand'' game mode. Goldbullet chooses GooGoo the Pigeon.

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* The gang chooses ''Blackhole Lab'' with the ''Last Stand'' game mode. Goldbullet chooses GooGoo [=GooGoo=] the Pigeon.
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** Bettel [[MegatonPunch punches]] Octavio with such strength he flies into the ocean.

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** Bettel [[MegatonPunch punches]] Octavio with such strength that he flies into the ocean.

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*** Turns out that as Bettel is on the submarine tower, Goldbullet is seen holding on for dear life to the rear end of the submarine. He climbs the submarine's radar while Goldbullet, left with nothing to hold onto, drowns, gifting Bettel's team a crown.

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*** Turns out that as Bettel is on the submarine tower, Goldbullet is seen holding on for dear life to the rear end of the submarine. He climbs the submarine's radar while Goldbullet, left with nothing to hold onto, drowns, gifting Bettel's team a crown.point.


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** Bettel launches into a rant.
--->'''Bettel:''' I can't fucking take it! '''I'M GONNA FUCKIN' LOSE MY MIND!''' ''(incomprehensible blabbering)'' '''I CAN'T DO THIIIIS!'''\\
''(ding!)''\\
'''Bettel:''' ''(sighs)''
** After climbing onto the top of the submarine tower, Bettel gets hit by a fish, knocking him off the tower.
--->'''Bettel:''' Ow! What the [[CurseCutShort f-]]
*** Having fallen off the tower, Bettel recovers only to get dropkicked by Octavio the second he recovers.
---->'''Bettel:''' Who the fuck is already dead throwing fish at people?!
** Hakka cries for help. Nothing comes and he drowns.
--->'''Hakka:''' Bettel, help! Bettel! Bettelllllllll... ''(drowning noises)''\\
'''Bettel:''' Oh, he's drowning.
** Bettel climbs to the top of the submarine tower only to get knocked out by Ruze.
*** Bettel manages to climb onto the submarine's tail, noticing a drowning Jurard floating towards him. He opts to drop Jurard with a punch, sealing his fate before drowning himself.
---->'''Jurard:''' '''FUCK YOU, BETTEL!'''
** As Ruze, Shinri and Octavio try to climb the submarine's navigation equipment, Shinri gets inadvertently hit by a fish thrown by Hakka. Hakka claims in defense that he was aiming at Ruze.
--->'''Shinri:''' OH WHAT, A FISH?! Where did that fish come from?! Are you serious...
** Ruze and Octavio float away, next to each other and at the same speed. All wonder who win... before it is discovered that Ruze and Jurard won.
--->'''Goldbullet:''' '''DAMN!'''
** Goldbullet spots a frying pan.
--->'''Goldbullet:''' Is that a fucking frying pan? That's a fuckin' frying pan, baby.
** Bettel attempts to pick up a tennis racket.
** Bettel [[MegatonPunch punches]] Octavio with such strength he flies into the ocean.
** Goldbullet tries to use a freeze gun on Bettel before being punched into the ocean by Bettel.
** Shinri gets trapped in the missile silo and [[GroundByGears dies]].
** Bettel gets hit by a fish while scaling the submarine's tower. He dies by drowning after attempting to scale the submarine's tail.
--->'''Bettel:''' You're throwing fuckin' fish and you get- ''(gets hit by fish)''
** Yet another chaoting photoshoot ensues, with the winners wrangling for prime real estate in the photo. The result is Jurard and Goldbullet looking goofily into the camera while Bettel stares blankly in the background. Jurard decides to save the photo.
* The gang decides to play ''Final Destination''. Goldbullet notices Morse the Moose while selecting characters and selects him.
-->'''Goldbullet:''' Is that a moose? Oh it is a moose! ''(laughs)''
* Hakka reselects Coco the Crocodile, saying he is "going back to his routes".
* The match starts on the ''Arcade'' game mode:
** Not even a second into the match, Goldbullet socks Bettel and attempts to drag him onto the subway tracks; Bettel recovers just in time.
** Ruze swings an inflatable hammer at Bettel, causing him to fly and [[GlassSmackAndSlide smack against]] a station pillar.
** Attempting to dropkick Ruze, Bettel flies onto the subway tracks. He fails to get p in time and gets hit by an oncoming subway, killing him.
** Bettel and Flayon double-team Jurard and throw him onto the subway tracks. With Shinri telling them to keep him down on the tracks, Bettel does exactly that... by inadvertently [[EpicFail falling onto the tracks just as the subway is about to arrive]].
--->'''Bettel:''' Fucking goddammit...
** Octavio catapults himself onto the tracks while trying to dropkick Shinri.
** Flayon assists Shinri by punching Ruze onto the tracks. Shinri restrains both him and an escaping Octavio, causing them to [[TakingYouWithMe all get hit by the subway and die.]]
--->'''Shinri:''' I'm taking both of you! [[EvilLaugh Ah hah hah hah hah hah!]]
** With the score at 5-5, Bettel clocks Jurard and throws him on the subway tracks. Shortly after he recovers, he, Hakka and Bettel get into a mêlée; Jurard somersault kicks Bettel onto the tracks, hauling Hakka onto the tracks shortly after. He tries to escape but he gets hit; somehow he [[PlotArmor survives]] while Hakka and an escaping Bettel die.
** As Bettel, Jurard, Goldbullet and Hakka engage in a mêlée, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Ruze gets hit by the subway and dies]].
** Shinri, Hakka and Jurard are on the subway tracks; they are run over by the subway, using up TEMPUS's last two lives and gifting the win to ARMIS. As this happens [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Goldbullet and Bettel are knocked out by Flayon and Ruze.]]
** With the usual ARMIS photoshoot having the winners tussle over prime real estate, all ARMIS members end up essentially incapacitated in the photo, with Shinri staring blankly at the camera and Bettel staring blankly at Shinri.
* The gang chooses ''Blackhole Lab'' with the ''Last Stand'' game mode. Goldbullet chooses GooGoo the Pigeon.
-->'''Goldbullet:''' I got da pigeon with da glasses! ''(laughs)''
* The match starts:
** Bettel takes the opportunity to drop Octavio, now playing as Carrot the Bunny. shortly after spawning.
--->'''Octavio:''' Bettel, no! Not this early!
** A black hole appears, causing everyone to panic.
** The next black hole causes everyone to drop into the middle pit and die. Bettel hangs on, but just barely, falling into the middle pit and dying. Shinri's team earns a point while the rest mald.
** Octavio makes a comment.
--->'''Octavio:''' Jurard, your ass is mine!
*** Bettel makes a comment about that comment.
---->'''Bettel:''' How is the only thing that I've just heard is "I'm gonna eat your ass"? That's the only thing I've heard in the past 20 minutes.
** Jurard is thrown into the pit by Octavio.
** Bettel is thrown by a powered-up Goldbullet into the middle pit, killing him.
** Another black hole appears, killing everybody except Goldbullet and Shinri. Despite attempts to grief Goldbullet, he throws Shinri into the middle pit, gifting his team a point.
** Jurard is sent flying a short distance by a punch from Goldbullet.
** Goldbullet spots a pair of nunchucks on the ground but is dropkicked by Bettel.
** Another black hole appears, killing Bettel, Ruze, Jurard, Hakka and Octavio. [[BornLucky Shinri]] somehow manages to survive, much to Jurard's exasperation:
--->'''Jurard:''' '''How is Shinri surviving this?!'''
*** Running around the lab, Goldbullet catches up to Shinri and attempts to knock him out; he flubs his attack.
---->'''Goldbullet:''' [[OhCrap Oh fuck.]]
*** As they get sucked into another black hole, Shinri holds onto a chain, as does Goldbullet; he loses his grip, gets sucked into the black hole and dies, gifting Shinri's team another point.
** With another tussle going on with the ARMIS and TEMPUS boys, another black hole spawns. Hakka notices Octavio clinging near him, with Flayon providing additional commentary:
--->'''Hakka:''' Octavio! WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTED TO ME?! '''STOP THAT!'''\\
'''Flayon:''' What do you mean, Hakka? Look in the fucking mirror!
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* The match starts:
** Some of the guys get launched into the sky via a missile silo.
** Goldbullet, now playing as Barbie the Gorilla, knocks Bettel (now Hammer the Hammerhead Shark) out and throws him into the water.
** Bettel knocks Flayon into a missile silo as it closes, causing him to get [[GroundByGears crushed]].
** As Bettel scales the submarine's tower, Goldbullet knocks him out, only for Bettel to recover and [[LaserGuidedKarma knock Goldbullet off the submarine]] into the water, leaving him to die.
*** Turns out that as Bettel is on the submarine tower, Goldbullet is seen holding on for dear life to the rear end of the submarine. He climbs the submarine's radar while Goldbullet, left with nothing to hold onto, drowns, gifting Bettel's team a crown.
** Bettel knocks Goldbullet into the water as the latter is trying to consume canned spinach. As they climb back up, Ruze, Jurard and Hakka are blown off the submarine by a launching missile.
** Having been thrown into the water by Goldbullet and drowning, Bettel resorts to griefing the others. He sees Goldbullet smacking Octavio ([[CollateralDamage his teammate]]) with a tennis racket.
--->'''Octavio:''' '''[[SayMyName GB!]] [[BigWhy WHYYYYY?!]]''' We're teammates, GB! [...] '''We're teammates! WE'RE TEAMMATES! WE'RE TEAMMAAAAATES!''' ''(increasingly frantic and hysterical quivering in voice)''\\
'''Goldbullet:''' '''[[OhCrap OH WHAT YOU'RE ON MY TEAM!]]'''\\
'''Octavio:''' Stop it!
** Ruze throws a fish at Goldbullet, narrowly scraping him.
--->'''Goldbullet:''' Yo, who threw that fish? Who the fuck threw that fish?!
** A three-way tussle emerges with Flayon, Goldbullet and Octavio on the submerging submarine. As they frantically try not to drown, Bettel throws a fish, clocking Goldbullet [[BoomHeadshot in the head]], causing all three onboard to float away.
--->'''Goldbullet:''' '''WHO THREW THAT FISH?!'''
*** Somehow, Goldbullet and Octavio win that round, to everyone's bewilderment.
** Ruze dropkicks Bettel, causing him to fall into the ocean and drown. He is [[ButtMonkey the first to die]].
** Goldbullet continues his streak of getting clocked in the head by a fish as he gets hit by one while trying to scale the submarine's tower.
--->'''Goldbullet:''' Don't you fucking throw that fish. You better not throw that fish.\\
''(proceeds to get hit by a fish)''\\
'''Goldbullet:''' Who the fuck did that? '''WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?!''' I told you not to throw that!
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--->'''Hakka:''' Thenamesbanzoinhakkathecoolestandthecutestexorcistofallxenokuni! I'm literally a cool lizard; I'm [[Characters/SonicTheHedgehogRecurringCharacters Vector the Crocodile]] from ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes''.\\

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--->'''Hakka:''' -->'''Hakka:''' Thenamesbanzoinhakkathecoolestandthecutestexorcistofallxenokuni! I'm literally a cool lizard; I'm [[Characters/SonicTheHedgehogRecurringCharacters Vector the Crocodile]] from ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes''.\\

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