Tropers / A Patchwork Scholar

"Y'all are dorks."

Describe A Patchwork Scholar he—

Yeah, yeah. I know.

Hello, folks! I am A Patchwork Scholar, otherwise known as Mochagatari or simply "Gatari" on...just about any other site. Probably because I didn't actually come up with the pseudonym until probably a year after I got an account on here. Curse you, me of the year 2012.

So how to describe me? I'm a young aspiring artist, writer and animator with way too many Original Characters, a load of ideas for Animated Series, a liking for imagining herself as an Affably Evil supervillain, and a tendency to be the Deadpan Snarker in the video game known as Life. I also might have sold my soul to this site and am probably on it as you read this page.

Not enough detail for you? 'Kay.

This troper provides examples of:

  • Adorkable
  • Berserk Button: POLITICS.
    • Also dismissing me as an idiot.
    • Or insulting my taste in video games.
  • Big Eater
  • Bizarre Taste in Food: Or so I've been told I have. But purple yam cake isn't bad.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: I'm THE Procrastinator. Which is pretty too bad, because I do tend to do well when I try. I guess.
  • Catch Phrase: I have several.
    • "I dunno...[insert opinion here]"
    • "You need to stop."
    • "Y'all are dorks." Or some variation containing the word "dorks".
    • "[deadpan] Good."
    • "What the actual hell?"
    • "Thankies!" (I don't say this in real life but it's my standard expression of gratitude online.)
    • "I hate this." (Usually said when I love something.)
    • "Yesh."
    • "It was amazing and awesome."
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Anyone will tell you that I'm a space case—I regularly space out, must sing to every song I listen to (and make up a weird dance/motion routines for them), imagine myself as various personas, and narrate my own life in a YA book fashion.
  • Deadpan Snarker: My "main characterization" you could say. Besides the above.
  • Do I Really Sound Like That?: I tend to believe I have a rather flat or boyish tone of voice most of the time, but I've had several people say my voice is cute.
  • Exhausted Eye Bags: Constantly have them. I even draw myself with them.
  • Forgets to Eat: Sometimes.
  • Gamer Chick: I. LOVE. VIDEO GAMES. Even though I don't play them as often as I could, I've read and analyzed them enough to be pretty knowledgable on them. I also spend a majority of my time watching playthroughs (my favorites being Game Grumps, Jacksepticeye, and NicoB).
  • Gender-Blender Name: I will never announce my real name on here, but I do share a name with a guy I know of.
  • Genki Girl: In my better moods.
  • Iconic Outfit: My black turtleneck sweater or my Playstation shirt.
  • Meganekko
  • Nice Girl: Sarcastic I may be, I'm usually referred to as being "the nice one".
  • Only Sane Man: I am usually this to my friend groups.
  • The Perfectionist: A big problem I have, personally, and a big cause of my ever-present anxiety.
  • Sleepyhead: I am constantly sleepy or tired.
  • Sophisticated as Hell: I tend to talk like this a lot.

You can see my original series' Darth Wiki tropes pages here!

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