History Funny / HeroesOfTheStorm

-->'''Genji:''' [[WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda You... You're a panda. (to another hero) He's a panda.]]

'''Mecha Tassadar:''' [[{{Film/Transformers}} Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong! It's a]] - what? [[MythologyGag What do you mean]], [[{{VideoGame/Warcraft}} Illidan did this joke?]] The elf? [[TheComicallySerious That does not compute! I AM THE ROBOT!]]\\

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' Spreading the plague was a lot easier before everything went all "gluten-free".\\

'''Anduin:''' In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In ''Hearthstone'' the goal is for me to beat you to death. [[BrainwashedAndcrazy With your own minions.]]

---> '''Deathwing:''' Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Get ready, Azeroth, for the biggest Cataclysm youv'e ever seen as Deathwing the Destroyer breaks the world into smoldering ruins! Don't miss it!

'''Zebra:''' While zebras are in the equid family, they're technically not horses. I'm just sayin'.[[labelnote:*]][[ZebrasAreJustStripedHorses The Zebra is sorted in the Horses tab for mounts]][[/labelnote]]\\

'''D.E.R.P.A.:''' Thanks to the [[FunWithAcronyms Defensive Extraneous Research Program Assembly's]] grant, our combat automaton is ready for testing! As of patch 51.2.4, it now climbs up stairs and doesn't trip over its legs... [[DamnedByFaintPraise as much]]. Welcome to the future!

'''D.Va:''' Oh, is this like [[GameWithinAGame Fighters of the Storm 2]]? I used to main [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Garrosh]].[[labelnote:*]]HilariousInHindsight: Garrosh wasn't actually playable in Heroes of the Storm when that quote was added[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Stukov:''' Get lost! You can't compare with my powers.[[labelnote:*]]Some of the Undead mechanics in Warcraft III were based on the Zerg faction in Starcraft, most notably having to spread infested (or in Warcraft's case, plagued) terrain before you could build on it[[/labelnote]]

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' What are you implying, paladin? That all necromancers sound alike?![[labelnote:*]]Adding an extra layer of joke on that, Michael [=McConnohie=] not only voices Uther and KT, but also Xul and The Lich King, the other two necromancers.[[/labelnote]]

* All[[labelnote:*]]Except [[TheUnintelligible Murky and The Butcher]][[/labelnote]] of the custom announcers actually have special lines that play when you're [[DevelopersForesight playing as the character the announcer is based on]].

'''Alarak:''' ''[Death]'' At least your failure was spectacular./The idea is to be ''better'' than your enemies, you know./Are you dead ''again''? Ohoho... tsk-tsk-tsk.[[labelnote:*]]Doubly hilarious since he produces the sound in spite of Protoss not having tongues.[[/labelnote]]\\

-->'''Cassia:''' Don't go [[Film/BackToTheFuture running at 88 miles per hour on a stormy night]], you might end up in the Nexus.

* Both Morales and Genji get pretty upset if they kill [[PandaingToTheAudience Li Li or Chen]].

** Genji dancing to the [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja]] [[Music/VanillaIce Rap]].

* D.Va's Bunny Hop. In ''Overwatch'', that's one of her emotes. In Heroes of the Storm, it's a '''Heroic ability'''! It's made so much better by the fact that the animation is completely unchanged, AND it gets a hilarious ''boing boing boing'' sound effect reminiscent of VideoGame/SuperMarioBros.

-->'''Warsong Johanna:''' [[VideoGame/{{Hearthstone}} I used to be a Warsong Commander]]. [[BloodKnight Loved charging into battle]] but uh, [[TierInducedScrappy some stuff went down]] and [[{{Nerf}} we became less popular]]. The point is, I had to find new work!

* Take a look at the Warchrome emotes. The Nova one has her sitting in a trashcan, and the shortcut is :[[TierInducedScrappy trash]][[TakeThat sniper]]:.

'''Undead Horse:''' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flogging_a_dead_horse Beats a dead horse]] [[IncrediblyLamePun every time]].\\

'''Sonya:''' I swear, the next person who names me [[IncrediblyLamePun Barbie]] on Battle.net gets an axe to the forehead!\\

-->'''Jaina:''' I wonder if my Teleport spell will work here... Now where did that spell go... Oh! Here it is. [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Azarath Metrion Zinthos!]] ...Wait, that's not right.\\

'''Kael'thas:''' [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} Blood for the Blood Elves! Sun for the Sun King!]]

'''Rexxar:''' You kids these days... The mask isn't supposed to be a [[Franchise/{{Batman}} bat]], it's a wolf! And a [[WesternAnimation/{{FireAndIce}} dire]] one at that!\\

'''Artanis:''' By the way, I said that ''VideoGame/StarCraft'' [[MythologyGag wasn't just]] ''{{VideoGame/Warcraft}}'' [[RecycledInSpace in space]]. Whatever this "''Heroes of the Storm''" thing is doesn't count.\\

** Also, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Dad Jokes]]''

-->'''Ragnaros:''' Soon, the enemy will have...a ''[[VideoGame/{{WorldOfWarcraft}} molten core]]''!

-->'''Greymane:''' When Gilnean dockworkers go on strike, it can be hard to keep the [[IncrediblyLamePun wolves at bay]]!

-->'''Maiev:''' Nothing escapes my sight. Not even when I [[IncrediblyLamePun blink]].\\

-->'''Mal'Ganis:''' Have you heard the one about the Nathrezim baker? [[IncrediblyLamePun He was a BREADLORD!]] ({{beat}}) No, seriously. That's why we used infected grain to spread the plague of undeath. It was his thing.

* Darkness is back.

'''Gul'dan:''' The Hand of Gul'dan is a monument of fire and fury, a symbol the Horde's eternal allegiance to the Fel! [[NamesTheSame And it is also the name of a spell]]. [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NAMING THINGS]]?!

** And the second time, referring about [[KillEmAll what he does to mercenaries in the second to last mission to the human campaign...]]

-->'''Warsong Johanna:''' What's going on here? Am I an orc Paladin? Is that even a thing? I'm pretty sure that's not a thing! I'm a Crusader? What's a Crusader? ''[{{beat}}]'' Right, how's that not just a Paladin? You know what? You know what? How about we just move on?

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' King Arthas once forged a blade in my honour. He named it "Bloodsurge, the Blade of Agony"! ...Honestly it was a little much. I let him keep it.\\

'''Diablo:''' [[BlackSpeech Teerts eth gnissroc erofeb syaw htob kool nerdlihc doog.]] [[note]]Good children look both ways before crossing the street.[[/note]]

--> '''[[DarthVaderClone Space Lord Leoric]]:''' "'''[[BigNo NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"

'''Diablo:''' [[TheComicallySerious (Frustrated roar) ENOUGH!]]

'''Muradin:''' Hell of a view from up 'ere. ...wait where am I? And how am I down there, too?\\

* ''Everyone'' is TheComicallySerious towards [[TheUnintelligible Murky]]. Some can even [[IntelligibleUnintelligible understand what he's saying]] (in particular, the dragons from Warcraft naturally understand Nerglish, the Protoss heroes understand Murky via their natural telepathy, and the angels and demons from Diablo similarly understand through mind reading as well).
-->'''Murky:''' *something in Nerglish*\\

'''Zebra:''' While zebras are in the equid family, they're technically not horses. I'm just sayin'.[[labelnote:*]]The Zebra is sorted in the Horses tab for mounts[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Magic Carpet:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Hop on, and I'll show you a whole new world. Hey! Don't you DARE close your eyes!]]

-->'''Cloaken:''' Will you join the Alliance in an effort to control this new realm? Or will you side with the Horde, just like every. Other. Barbarous. *pounding on a door* Unkempt. Brute!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhP77lUqJ4 Deathwing's trailer]] begins with explosions and increasingly-prominent characters either getting blasted fleeing in terror. It builds and builds until... [[BaitAndSwitch Brightwing appears in a Deathwing skin]]. [[DoubleSubversion And then she gets promptly flattened by the real deal]].
** Special mention goes to Abathur, watching it all from the background.