History Funny / HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw

3rd Aug '16 1:57:13 PM SilentStranger
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** Devlin constantly stuffing his face with various anti-pain pills. He's pretty loopy most of the time.
--> '''Devlin''': *stuffs a fistfull of pills into his mouth* I'M GONNA WIN!!
** The original stunt that put Bobby in the hospital, he rode his bike down a playground slide while imagining Devlin doing a similar ramp stunt.
--> *Devlin successfully completes his stunt*
--> '''Audience''': YAY!!!
--> *Bobby crashes his bike right into a ravine*
--> '''Playground Kids''': YAY!!
--> '''Fat kid''': Loser!
** Devlin keeps revving his motorbike engine while on the witness stand and cutting off Freezoid who's trying to question him*
** Apparently Devlin and Phil are already aquinted. Unfortunatly Devlin doesnt have much of a long-term memory anymore.
--> '''Phil''' By the way Birdman, you're fi- ''Ernie Devlin?!''
--> '''Devlin''': Who?
--> '''Phil''': Its me, Phil! *Devlin stares* Ken! *stare* Seb! *stare* ...Ben *Devlin is now asleep* Phil...
--> '''Harvey''': I didnt know you knew eachother?
--> '''Phil''': Yeah yeah, from my time at the carnival
--> '''Harvey''': *whispering to Peanut* Bearded lady.



* [[Film/BladeRunner "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird! Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be! Cookies on dowels... All those moments lost in time; gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die..."]]

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* [[Film/BladeRunner "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird! Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be! Cookies on dowels... All those moments lost in time; gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die..."]]"]] *janitor stuffs Phil clone into a woodchipper*


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** Harveys increasingly desperate addiction to tanning cream after he cuts himself off from sunlight ,and Peanut exploiting the crap out of him like a drug dealer, until the addiction finally reaches a point where Peanut tells him that he should probably slow down a little.
1st Aug '16 4:36:53 PM Morgenthaler
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** Harvey just doesnt seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including QuickdrawMcGraw and [[TheHerculoids The Gleep]].

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** Harvey just doesnt seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including QuickdrawMcGraw WesternAnimation/QuickdrawMcGraw and [[TheHerculoids [[WesternAnimation/TheHerculoids The Gleep]].



** The ending, which is a parody of the climax to ''TheGodfather'', which shows Mr Slade being forced to sign over the quarry, the bird can opener being assassinated, and Pebbles baptism.
* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''RicochetRabbit'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.

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** The ending, which is a parody of the climax to ''TheGodfather'', ''Film/TheGodfather'', which shows Mr Slade being forced to sign over the quarry, the bird can opener being assassinated, and Pebbles baptism.
* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''RicochetRabbit'', ''WesternAnimation/RicochetRabbit'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.
10th May '16 7:50:58 PM OnGreenDolphinStreet
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* Dr Reducto is a virtual fountain of these, especially him freaking out when he tries shrinking [[LaffALympics Grape Ape]] and Grape Ape just pumps himself back to normal size again.

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* Dr Reducto is a virtual fountain of these, especially him freaking out when he tries shrinking [[LaffALympics [[WesternAnimation/LaffALympics Grape Ape]] and Grape Ape just pumps himself back to normal size again.
25th Feb '16 1:20:45 AM erforce
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--> '''Reducto''': I hate him! *Harvey slaps him* I love him! *slap* I hate him! *slap* I love him! *slap* [[ChinaTown I hate him AND love him!!]] *starts to tear up*

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--> '''Reducto''': I hate him! *Harvey slaps him* I love him! *slap* I hate him! *slap* I love him! *slap* [[ChinaTown [[Film/{{Chinatown}} I hate him AND love him!!]] *starts to tear up*
25th Jan '16 9:09:03 AM speedyboris
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** Dr. Benton Quest on the witness stand:

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** Dr. Benton Quest on the witness stand:
25th Jan '16 9:06:49 AM speedyboris
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* "Bannon Custody Case":
** "I'm taking the boys, Benton! And there's not a ''damn'' thing you can do about it! ''(storms out, but comes back in)'' Forgot my keys."
** "I owe Dr. Quest very much big time." After saying it multiple times, Harvey cuts him off: "Drink your juice box."
** "Avenger! My personal digital assistant! ''(quietly)'' Uh, how do you make a "T" again? Do you push it and leave it down, or...?"
** Dr. Benton Quest on the witness stand:
--> '''Harvey''': Dr. Quest, tell us a little about your relationship?\\
'''Dr. Quest''': Well, Race and I met one night-\\
'''Harvey''': ''(gritting teeth)'' With your ''boys''.\\
'''Dr. Quest''': Oh, heh, ''right''!
** The bartender giving the Quest boys scotch:
--> '''Harvey''': They're eleven.\\
'''Bartender''': Riiiiiight. ''(drops a couple cherries into their drinks)''
15th Dec '15 10:27:35 AM SilentStranger
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* Dr Reducto is a virtual fountain of these, especially him freaking out when he tries shrinking [[LaffALympics Grape Ape]]and Grape Ape just pumps himself back to normal size again.

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* Dr Reducto is a virtual fountain of these, especially him freaking out when he tries shrinking [[LaffALympics Grape Ape]]and Ape]] and Grape Ape just pumps himself back to normal size again.



** After encountering AtomAnt, Reducto goes insane, and tries to form an alliance with Inch to destroy him, because he's smaller than either of them. Inch, who doesnt have Reducto's bizarre obsession, doesnt really understand the problem.



--> '''Harvey''': Oh, Im great at this game!

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--> '''Harvey''': Oh, Im I'm great at this game!



** The reason the Jetsons are in the past? They want to sue the present day for causing global warming in the future. Turns out that the reason they all live on those poles is because of massive flooding.
** Oh, and the real kicker - Harvey is actually George's ancestor. When Harvey takes this as a sign that he will finally get laid at some point, George just states that "there are other ways".



'''Fred Flintstone''': You're ''DEAD'' to me, can opener!

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'''Fred Flintstone''': You're ''DEAD'' to me, can opener!opener!
** Harvey just doesnt seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including QuickdrawMcGraw and [[TheHerculoids The Gleep]].
--> '''Harvey''': AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Ew, Gleep juice!
** Peanut keeps trying to suck up to Freddy, hoping to be accepted into the mob.
** The ending, which is a parody of the climax to ''TheGodfather'', which shows Mr Slade being forced to sign over the quarry, the bird can opener being assassinated, and Pebbles baptism.
* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''RicochetRabbit'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.
15th Dec '15 10:10:26 AM speedyboris
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** And of course there's the Jetson family struggling to reach Birdman's desk without conveyor belts, and takes ''all day'' to crawl a few feet.

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** And of course there's the Jetson family struggling to reach Birdman's desk without conveyor belts, and takes taking ''all day'' to crawl a few feet.
15th Dec '15 10:06:23 AM speedyboris
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** And of course there's the Jetson family struggling to reach Birdman's desk without conveyor belts, and takes ''all day'' to crawl a few feet.
30th Jul '15 7:46:32 PM Theta1138
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--> Because I'm Mentok! The MILF Spu-*claps hand across mouth*
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