History Funny / HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw

12th Feb '18 5:56:51 PM Wizzar
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--> Because I'm Mentok! The MILF Spunker-*claps hand across mouth*

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--> Because I'm Mentok! ** Shado uses his powers to garner the jury's sympathy. When he continues even after Mentok tells him to stop, the following exchange occurs.
-->'''Mentok:''' What did I say?! How ''dare'' you defy me, Mentok!
-->'''(Shadow uses his powers)'''
-->'''Mentok:''' The mind ''toker''! (realizes what he said was wrong) I mean, Mentok!
-->'''(Shadow uses his powers again)'''
-->'''Mentok:''' ...
The MILF Spunker-*claps hand across mouth*


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** The best part about that scene is that while they're trying to out-do each other, "Dueling Banjos" is playing in the background.
3rd Jan '18 11:22:13 PM TheRoguePenguin
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** Devlin keeps revving his motorbike engine while on the witness stand and cutting off Freezoid who's trying to question him*

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** Devlin keeps revving his motorbike engine while on the witness stand and cutting off Freezoid who's trying to question him*him.
--->'''Freezoid:''' ''I'll freeze your ass!'' Do you hear me? '''Dead!'''
31st Oct '17 11:08:35 AM speedyboris
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** When Avenger hears that Birdman wants to hire an assistant, he flies into his cage, dejected.
--> '''Birdman''': ''(notices)'' What? Ohhh. ''(tries to pet Avenger)'' Come on, it's just an assistant. ''(Avenger backs away)'' Not a partner, like you. ''(Avenger lets Birdman pet him)'' Who's my eagle? ''(slams cage and speed walks out, shutting off the lights)'' Night!
25th Aug '17 11:51:30 PM WolfofBlades
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* One episode has Avenger quit his secretary job (Harvey didnt actually pay him), and starts working for Harvey's rival Volturo. The replacements Ken gets for Harvey dont really work out very well. First he gives him a Finch (he's too small to work the typewriter and doesnt understand English), then a penguin (kept turning down the thermostate to freezing), an Emu (it's terrifying), and finally a parrot (which also leaves Harvey for Volturo).

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* One episode has Avenger quit his secretary job (Harvey didnt actually pay him), and starts working for Harvey's rival Volturo. The replacements Ken gets for Harvey dont don't really work out very well. First he gives him a Finch (he's too small to work the typewriter and doesnt doesn't understand English), then a penguin (kept turning down the thermostate to freezing), an Emu (it's terrifying), and finally a parrot (which also leaves Harvey for Volturo).Volturo).
** Also what was Harvey's reaction when Phil enters with said parrot? [[note]]Phil has an eyepatch, do the math.[[/note]]
-->'''Harvey:''' PIRATES, PEANUT! PIRATES!
19th Jun '17 8:57:01 AM themisterfree
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** "S&Ls are unkillable! Ever see It's A Wonderful Life? Even that Bailey bastard couldn't screw it up!"

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** "S&Ls are unkillable! Ever see It's ''It's A Wonderful Life? Life''? Even that Bailey bastard couldn't screw it up!"



** Also of note, the AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle message on one of Devlin's tapes that Harvey was using for evidence is ruined by Devlin himself pointing out how riding without a helmet(the exact thing the PSA is trying to tell kids not to do) is cool, talking about using a condom and hitting on the his sister Sandy.... which leads to Harvey frantically trying to stop the tape while blocking the screen.

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** Also of note, the AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle message on one of Devlin's tapes that Harvey was using for evidence is ruined by Devlin himself pointing out how riding without a helmet(the helmet (the exact thing the PSA is trying to tell kids not to do) is cool, talking about using a condom and hitting on the his sister Sandy.... which leads to Harvey frantically trying to stop the tape while blocking the screen.



--> '''Phil(With like 30 cigarettes stuffed in his mouth):''' ''WHO'S STRONGER, BIRDMAN?! THE ADDICTION OR YOU?! HA HA! Did that one go out? The one on the edge?''

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--> '''Phil(With '''Phil(with like 30 cigarettes stuffed in his mouth):''' ''WHO'S STRONGER, BIRDMAN?! THE ADDICTION OR YOU?! HA HA! Did that one go out? The one on the edge?''



** Harveys increasingly desperate addiction to tanning cream after he cuts himself off from sunlight ,and Peanut exploiting the crap out of him like a drug dealer, until the addiction finally reaches a point where Peanut tells him that he should probably slow down a little.

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** Harveys increasingly desperate addiction to tanning cream after he cuts himself off from sunlight ,and sunlight, and Peanut exploiting the crap out of him like a drug dealer, until the addiction finally reaches a point where Peanut tells him that he should probably slow down a little.


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** Also, the fact that Shado's voice is [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Toby Huss]] doing a slight variant on his voice for [[Series/TheAdventuresOfPeteAndPete Artie, The Strongest Man in the World]].
2nd Jun '17 10:49:09 PM SPBurke
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** Black Vulcan also gets called to the stand, and goes on a rant about the stereotyping the Justice League forces on heroes like him and Apache Chief.
-->'''Black Vulcan:''' You think I named MYSELF Black Vulcan?? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. But then Aquaman came in with that "Black Vulcan" crap! So I said "Well maybe we should just call you White Fish!"
6th May '17 7:13:58 PM themisterfree
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* Mentok's battle with Shadow the Brain Thief in "Harvey's Civvy." During the trial, Mentok gets so fed up with Shado's ripoff of his power, that they veer off into a sort of wizard's duel, trying to out-do each other. This troper lost it when Mentok began making the stone-faced security guard do a Russian dance.
--> Because I'm Mentok! The MILF Spu-*claps hand across mouth*

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* Mentok's battle with Shadow Shado the Brain Thief in "Harvey's Civvy." During the trial, Mentok gets so fed up with Shado's ripoff of his power, that they veer off into a sort of wizard's duel, trying to out-do each other. This troper lost it when Mentok began making the stone-faced security guard do a Russian dance.
--> Because I'm Mentok! The MILF Spu-*claps Spunker-*claps hand across mouth*mouth*
** And then they start affecting locations outside the courtroom- Shado has a marching band at a sporting event spell his name out, Mentok has an electronic highway sign say "MENTOK FREAKIN [[XtremeKoolLetterz RULZ]]", [[RushmoreRefacement Shado's face appears on Mount Rushmore]] (with the Bear pointing at it), Mentok's face appears on the ''surface of Mars''- at which point, Mentok stops due to sheer exhaustion (with the courtroom now a scene of chaos- half an elephant embedded in the wall, the jury is now entirely Canadian Mounties) and he and Shado head out for drinks.



** Also, Phil believes the Jetsons are TheGreys and are out to anally probe him.



* The entirety of the Sebben & Sebben Orientation video
-->'''Phil Ken Sebben''': (Dressed up on stage performing Hamlett) To die... to sleep... to sleep, perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub... Ha ha... rub! For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come... must give us pause... make us bear those... uh, I've forgotten. Huh... I know I'm depressed about something. Uh-ba-da-da... mother: dead.... no, father dead. Mother alive. Kind of a sexy thing with the mom. Uncle: probably killed my father. Girlfriend: crazy as a loon. Her father's a chatterbox. I killed him... ah, this is all too complicated.

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* The entirety of the Sebben & Sebben Orientation video
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-->'''Phil Ken Sebben''': (Dressed up on stage performing Hamlett) Hamlet) To die... to sleep... to sleep, perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub... Ha ha... rub! For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come... must give us pause... make us bear those... uh, I've forgotten. Huh... I know I'm depressed about something. Uh-ba-da-da... mother: dead.... no, father dead. Mother alive. Kind of a sexy thing with the mom. Uncle: probably killed my father. Girlfriend: crazy as a loon. Her father's a chatterbox. I killed him... ah, this is all too complicated.



** At one point, the video goes off on a tangent about how in addition to all their other projects, Sebben & Sebben is also moving into world domination.

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** At one point, the video goes off on a tangent about how in addition to all their other projects, Sebben & Sebben is also moving into world domination.domination (apparently).
** The above quote from Phil about "S&Ls being unkillable".
** Also, Phil's introduced counting money aboard a private jet; an explosion occurs, he hits a button, and slides into the cockpit as the jet's suddenly in the middle of a war-zone; he gets hit by something and starts calling mayday before they transition to the next scene.
28th Mar '17 7:44:29 PM SilentStranger
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** Not to mention how ridiculous the A-plot's premise is; Peanut has reached the age where his powers are starting to manifest (which is played ''exactly'' like going through puberty) and is undergoing the combined hell of sexual maturity and superpowers, to the point where he's experiencing PowerIncontinence. Harvey ends up asking X The Elminator to be Peanut's "first villain", which X agrees to in return for Harvey's crest. The whole thing becomes moot after Peanut gets TheTalk from Black Vulcan and hooks up with his first villain on his own.



** Peanut acting as Harvey's dealer selling him the tanning lotion for ridiculous prizes. Apparently it never occured to Harvey that you can just ''buy'' tanning lotion in stores.
*** Eventually, even [[TheHedonist PEANUT]] thinks Harvey might be hitting the lotion a little too hard.



** One episode revolves around Reducto falling in love with a rather large-bottomed woman, and undergoing a crisis of identity because of it.



* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Ricochet Rabbit|AndDroopALongCoyote}}'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.

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* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Ricochet Rabbit|AndDroopALongCoyote}}'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town. Eventually, Harvey just starts avoiding saying the name.



-->'''Audience''': ''cheers with thunderous applause.''

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-->'''Audience''': ''cheers with thunderous applause.''''
** The part about the sexual harrassment policy, starring Peanut and two female employees. The video shows two IDENTICAL scenarios, the only difference is that in the "correct" one, Peanut has unplugged the security camera, so no record exists of his skeevy behavior.
** At one point, the video goes off on a tangent about how in addition to all their other projects, Sebben & Sebben is also moving into world domination.
* One episode has Avenger quit his secretary job (Harvey didnt actually pay him), and starts working for Harvey's rival Volturo. The replacements Ken gets for Harvey dont really work out very well. First he gives him a Finch (he's too small to work the typewriter and doesnt understand English), then a penguin (kept turning down the thermostate to freezing), an Emu (it's terrifying), and finally a parrot (which also leaves Harvey for Volturo).
28th Mar '17 4:36:42 PM SilverSupernova
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-->''The Crowd cheers with thunderous applause.''

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-->''The Crowd cheers -->'''Audience''': ''cheers with thunderous applause.''
28th Mar '17 4:35:34 PM SilverSupernova
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* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Ricochet Rabbit|AndDroopALongCoyote}}'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.

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* The people from Hoot n Holler, the setting of the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Ricochet Rabbit|AndDroopALongCoyote}}'', keeps shooting into the air and yelling whenever anyone says the name of the town.town.
* The entirety of the Sebben & Sebben Orientation video
-->'''Phil Ken Sebben''': (Dressed up on stage performing Hamlett) To die... to sleep... to sleep, perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub... Ha ha... rub! For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come... must give us pause... make us bear those... uh, I've forgotten. Huh... I know I'm depressed about something. Uh-ba-da-da... mother: dead.... no, father dead. Mother alive. Kind of a sexy thing with the mom. Uncle: probably killed my father. Girlfriend: crazy as a loon. Her father's a chatterbox. I killed him... ah, this is all too complicated.
-->''The Crowd cheers with thunderous applause.''
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