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* ...aaaand [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh Bear]]-transition [[MakesSenseInContext complete]]

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* ...aaaand [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh Bear]]-transition [[MakesSenseInContext complete]]complete]].



* Jane's repeated [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi Byes]] in "Sabado Free-Gante", prompting Penny to ask her if she's a witch. And Jane's shrug response.

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* Jane's repeated [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi Byes]] in "Sabado Free-Gante", prompting Penny to ask her if she's a witch. And Jane's shrug in response.



'''Scotty''': (points at Max) Oh, I know everything about you, Max!\\
'''Max''': (chuckling) What, are you stalking me or something?\\

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'''Scotty''': (points ''(points at Max) Max)'' Oh, I know everything about you, Max!\\
'''Max''': (chuckling) ''(chuckling)'' What, are you stalking me or something?\\



'''Max''': (face drops) Oh.\\
''*Later*''\\

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'''Max''': (face drops) ''(face drops)'' Oh.\\
''*Later*''\\''(later)''\\



--->'''Scotty''': Here's what they're saying...(as Penny) Oh, Scotty is the greatest! You should have bought pills from him! (as Pete) Yeah, that guy seems pretty cool. What's his deal? He seems like an extra set of plans to bring into our relationship.

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--->'''Scotty''': Here's what they're saying...(as Penny) ''(as Penny)'' Oh, Scotty is the greatest! You should have bought pills from him! (as Pete) ''(as Pete)'' Yeah, that guy seems pretty cool. What's his deal? He seems like an extra set of plans to bring into our relationship.



-->'''Max'''': (looks down to see he has pancakes on his breakfast plate) Oh. Huh. I haven't eaten waffles since.

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-->'''Max'''': (looks ''(looks down to see he has pancakes on his breakfast plate) plate)'' Oh. Huh. I haven't eaten waffles since.



-->'''Max''': (Looks down to see he has waffles on a second breakfast plate in front of him) Oh. (Grabs a fork) Guys, I've got to get my life together. (Takes a bite out of his waffles)
-->'''Brad''': (chuckles heartedly) Heh. Yeah, you do. You're a mess! (He and Max fist bump)

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-->'''Max''': (Looks ''(Looks down to see he has waffles on a second breakfast plate in front of him) him)'' Oh. (Grabs a fork) Guys, I've got to get my life together. (Takes ''(Takes a bite out of his waffles)
waffles)''
-->'''Brad''': (chuckles heartedly) ''(chuckles heartedly)'' Heh. Yeah, you do. You're a mess! (He ''(He and Max fist bump)bump)''



-->'''Max''': (Beat) Maybe.
-->'''Dave''': Dude, I've seen you do some really dumb things before, but this... [[BaitAndSwitch is not one of them]]. Those are ''cool''. And this is coming from a man who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of. (They high five)

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-->'''Max''': (Beat) ''(beat)'' Maybe.
-->'''Dave''': Dude, I've seen you do some really dumb things before, but this... [[BaitAndSwitch is not one of them]]. Those are ''cool''. And this is coming from a man who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of. (They ''(They high five)five)''



-->'''Jane''': (walks in) Sadly, this is not weird anymore.
-->'''Brad''': (embarrassed) Oh, honey! Why aren't you at lunch with Penny?
--> (later in the scene, after Jane leaves)
-->'''Brad''': (feels Dave's hair again) Let me dive back into there.

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-->'''Jane''': (walks in) ''(walks in)'' Sadly, this is not weird anymore.
-->'''Brad''': (embarrassed) ''(embarrassed)'' Oh, honey! Why aren't you at lunch with Penny?
--> (later -->''(later in the scene, after Jane leaves)
leaves)''
-->'''Brad''': (feels ''(feels Dave's hair again) again)'' Let me dive back into there.

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--> '''Alex:''' He hated Mexicans – loved their food.

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--> '''Alex:''' He hated Mexicans – loved their food.food.
* "Makin' Changes":
** Penny comes back from another wildly unsuccessful date, so Jane gives her a little friendly advice: "I'm gonna say this because I'm one of your best friends, and I don't want to overstep, but... every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong."
** Jane tells her that instead of trying to change herself for men, she should change a man for her, and suggests Jeff, an acquaintance who's a hockey-obsessed "bro" type. Penny is skeptical but goes out with him, and reports back, "Actually, we had a fun time. He's really nice, he's got a good job, but there are so many more dealbreakers than we thought. He's thirty going on twenty. And he still says 'sick' and 'dog,' and sadly never when referring to a sick dog."
** Jane encourages her to keep trying to change Jeff, so Penny continues seeing him. On one date she very blatantly spills coffee all over his hockey jersey.
-->'''Penny:''' Oh, dammit, I think I have a napkin in my purse. ''[Digs around in her purse]'' Ugh, I don’t have a napkin but I do have a Steven Alan reverse-seam dress shirt. ''[Pulls out a shirt]''
-->'''Jeff:''' Oh. Why do you have that?
-->'''Penny:''' You don’t like it? Because I also have it in gunmetal gray! ''[Pulls out another shirt]''
-->'''Jeff:''' That's actually pretty sick.
-->'''Penny:''' Pretty ''great''.
-->'''Jeff:''' Yeah, dog, sick!
-->'''Penny:''' Great!
-->'''Jeff:''' Sick!
-->'''Penny:''' Okay, just wear the shirt.
** Later she drags him to a high-end furniture store, hoping to get him to get rid of his futon.
-->'''Jeff:''' Why are we here?
-->'''Penny:''' Uh, I could have sworn this was an all-you-can-eat wings place. Ugh, gentrification! But I guess, you know, if we're here, we could take a look around. Oopsie, golly-me, fall on mattress!
-->''[She "accidentally" falls on a bed and pulls him down with her.]''
-->'''Penny:''' Luckily, this plush-top memory foam sleep number forty-five broke our fall!
** Meanwhile Max and Alex see Dave come home wearing a different V-neck shirt than he left in two hours before.
-->'''Max:''' Oh my God, Alex, you understand what's happening here, right?
-->'''Alex:''' Yes. Maybe. Let's say it at the same time.
-->'''Max:''' Why would we say it at the same time if you understand what I'm talking about?
-->'''Alex:''' I gotchu, come on.
-->'''Max:''' Dave is clearly addicted to V-necks.
-->'''Alex:''' ''[NOT at the same time]'' ...addicted to V-necks, yes! Wait, what, that's crazy!
** They decide to confront Dave about it.
-->'''Max:''' David, you have a problem. How many V-neck t-shirts have you worn this weekend?
-->'''Dave:''' I don't know, what's a baker's dozen?
-->'''Alex:''' Eleven.
-->'''Max:''' Thirteen. Huh?
-->'''Alex:''' I think my baker's ripping me off...
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-->'''Scotty''': Okay, our turn! Max's favorite color is red.
-->'''Max''': Hello, Scotty! Nailed it. How'd you know that?
-->'''Scotty''': (points at Max) Oh, I know everything about you, Max!
-->'''Max''': (chuckling) What, are you stalking me or something?
-->'''Scotty''': We prefer the term "Obsessive-American".
-->'''Max''': (face drops) Oh.
-->(Later)
-->'''Max''': Okay. I'm gonna guess your favorite food... is [[{{Squick}} Dolphin meat]].
-->'''Scotty''': Daww, so close! [[BrickJoke Reestie's Peanut Butter Clorps]].

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-->'''Scotty''': Okay, our turn! Max's favorite color is red. \n-->'''Max''': \\
'''Max''':
Hello, Scotty! Nailed it. How'd you know that?
-->'''Scotty''':
that?\\
'''Scotty''':
(points at Max) Oh, I know everything about you, Max!
-->'''Max''':
Max!\\
'''Max''':
(chuckling) What, are you stalking me or something?
-->'''Scotty''':
something?\\
'''Scotty''':
We prefer the term "Obsessive-American".
-->'''Max''':
"Obsessive-American".\\
'''Max''':
(face drops) Oh.
-->(Later)
-->'''Max''':
Oh.\\
''*Later*''\\
'''Max''':
Okay. I'm gonna guess your favorite food... is [[{{Squick}} Dolphin meat]].
-->'''Scotty''':
meat]].\\
'''Scotty''':
Daww, so close! [[BrickJoke Reestie's Peanut Butter Clorps]].
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*** Later, everyone but Dave is going through the low-rate candy.
--->'''Brad''': I think I got glass in my Senior Mints... and my Sophomore Mints.

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*** ** Later, everyone but Dave is going through the low-rate candy.
--->'''Brad''': -->'''Brad''': I think I got glass in my Senior Mints... and my Sophomore Mints.
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** "He's very protective of his cubs." *rolls over and his holding a pair of stuffed bear-cubs* "We got them at a game. They're signed by Mandy Patinkin!"

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** "He's very protective of his cubs." *rolls ''(rolls over and his holding a pair of stuffed bear-cubs* bear-cubs)'' "We got them at a game. They're signed by Mandy Patinkin!"



** Alex seems to have trouble understanding how to use the phrase "On the Fence".
-->'''Penny''': Do you even know what "on the fence" means?
-->'''Alex''': (beat) What?
-->(Cue opening theme music)

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** Alex seems to have trouble understanding how to use the phrase "On "on the Fence".
-->'''Penny''':
fence".
-->'''Penny:'''
Do you even know what "on the fence" means?
-->'''Alex''': (beat) What?
-->(Cue
means?\\
'''Alex:''' ''(beat)'' What?\\
''(Cue
opening theme music)music)''
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-->'''Scotty''': Daww, so close! [[BrickJoke Reese's Peanut Butter Clorps]].

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-->'''Scotty''': Daww, so close! [[BrickJoke Reese's Reestie's Peanut Butter Clorps]].
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-->'''Max''': You know what you are? You're [[PerfectlyCromulentWord gay-cist]]!

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-->'''Max''': You know what you are? You're [[PerfectlyCromulentWord gay-cist]]!gay-cist]]!
* Tyler the racist (and homophobic) parrot and his feuds with Brad and Max.
** Towards the end of the first episode featuring Tyler (there are two), an ESL class is being taught in Alex's story –– a bit of a long story. The following occurs:
-->'''ESL Instructor:''' ''(pointing to a board with English phrases)'' I would like Italian food.
-->'''Alex:''' I think this is really helping Tyler out of his racism.
-->'''Tyler:''' ''Squark!'' All Italians are mafia! ''Squawk!''
** Alex purchased Tyler because she was lonely. She says she bought him from someone called A-Ryan420, unsure as to why a stoner would be so racist. Jane translates: Aryan, and April 20th is Hitler's birthday.
** Tyler's [[spoiler: death. Penny and Brad think they caused it by putting him too near to glue fumes when they were repairing one of Alex's plates that he saw them break. They stage an elaborate crime scene to make it look like Tyler fell out of the window. As it turns out, Alex accidentally killed him because she let him drink alcohol from a Mexican restaurant he loved.]]
--> '''Alex:''' He hated Mexicans – loved their food.
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** Also in that episode, Brad and Jane schooling Alex and Max in a game of tennis... in a slow-motion montage set to Kenny Loggin's 'Playing with the Boys', just like the beach volleyball scene from TopGun.

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** Also in that episode, Brad and Jane schooling Alex and Max in a game of tennis... in a slow-motion montage set to Kenny Loggin's 'Playing with the Boys', just like the beach volleyball scene from TopGun.''Film/TopGun''.
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-->'''Brad''': Well, I mean... haven't really kept up with my acting. Except for memorizing all of Taye Diggs' monologues from ''PrivatePractice''. But that's just to stay sharp!

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-->'''Brad''': Well, I mean... haven't really kept up with my acting. Except for memorizing all of Taye Diggs' monologues from ''PrivatePractice''.''Series/PrivatePractice''. But that's just to stay sharp!
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** "Isn't it odd how our sixsome was basically forged on ''TheRealWorld'' and yet we never talk about it?"

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** "Isn't it odd how our sixsome was basically forged on ''TheRealWorld'' ''Series/TheRealWorld'' and yet we never talk about it?"

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--->'''Jane:''' We were home, Brad. Yeah! Alex came over, we watched the movie, got in our sweats, ordered Thai food, made some popcorn, and then we all decided to get under the faux chinchilla blanket 'cause you said, "It's chinchilly in heah!"
--->'''Brad:''' That does sound like me...
::Jane explains to Alex that the women in their family have always been able to do this, going back to "Great-Great-Grandmammy Senka Kerkovich" in the old country. We then get a black-and-white flashback to Pozarevac, Serbia, 1915 (spoken in Serbian).

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--->'''Jane:''' -->'''Jane:''' We were home, Brad. Yeah! Alex came over, we watched the movie, got in our sweats, ordered Thai food, made some popcorn, and then we all decided to get under the faux chinchilla blanket 'cause you said, "It's chinchilly in heah!"
--->'''Brad:''' -->'''Brad:''' That does sound like me...
::Jane ** Jane tells Alex that thanks to the lie, it's like they created an alternate reality. Alex scoffs, claiming that whatever Alex in that reality can't be as good a krumper as she is. Then she demonstrates going into the commercial break, and when we return ''she's still going''.
** Jane
explains to Alex that the women in their family have always been able to do this, going back to "Great-Great-Grandmammy Senka Kerkovich" in the old country. We then get a black-and-white flashback to Pozarevac, Serbia, 1915 (spoken in Serbian).
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* In "The Kerkovich Way," Jane, in full-on evil mastermind mode, helps Alex deny that she and Dave had sex by altering Brad's memory so he thinks Alex joined the two of them that night to watch ''MammaMia''.

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* In "The Kerkovich Way," Jane, in full-on evil mastermind mode, helps Alex deny that she and Dave had sex by altering Brad's memory so he thinks Alex joined the two of them that night to watch ''MammaMia''.''Theatre/MammaMia''.
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* "I'm so. ''Tired.'' Of people using ''VanillaSky'' to defend ''everything!''"

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* "I'm so. ''Tired.'' Of people using ''VanillaSky'' ''Film/VanillaSky'' to defend ''everything!''"

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* I don't remember the episode, but Brad tries to set up a date between Max and Brad's gay coworker (who is also StraightGay). Brad means well, but the date crashes and burns before it even got started. Max is slightly offended that Brad tried to pair him up with another man just because they were both gay...and then he comes up with this gem of a line.

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* I don't remember the episode, but In "Of Mice & Jazz-Kwon-do", Brad tries to set up a date between Max and Brad's gay coworker (who is also StraightGay). Brad means well, but the date crashes and burns before it even got started. Max is slightly offended that Brad tried to pair him up with another man just because they were both gay...and then he comes up with this gem of a line.
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--->'''Soldier:''' That does sound like me...

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--->'''Soldier:''' That does sound like me...me...
* I don't remember the episode, but Brad tries to set up a date between Max and Brad's gay coworker (who is also StraightGay). Brad means well, but the date crashes and burns before it even got started. Max is slightly offended that Brad tried to pair him up with another man just because they were both gay...and then he comes up with this gem of a line.
-->'''Max''': You know what you are? You're [[PerfectlyCromulentWord gay-cist]]!
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* After Dave and Alex sleep together in Season 2, he worries about the consequences:
-->'''Dave''': What if she wants to get back together, what if I don't, what if she's pregnant, would we raise the baby together, would we raise the baby as a group, group baby is that a thing?
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-->'''Alex''': I'm trying, but I don't know what you're talking about!

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-->'''Alex''': I'm trying, but I don't know what you're talking about!about!
* In "The Kerkovich Way," Jane, in full-on evil mastermind mode, helps Alex deny that she and Dave had sex by altering Brad's memory so he thinks Alex joined the two of them that night to watch ''MammaMia''.
--->'''Jane:''' We were home, Brad. Yeah! Alex came over, we watched the movie, got in our sweats, ordered Thai food, made some popcorn, and then we all decided to get under the faux chinchilla blanket 'cause you said, "It's chinchilly in heah!"
--->'''Brad:''' That does sound like me...
::Jane explains to Alex that the women in their family have always been able to do this, going back to "Great-Great-Grandmammy Senka Kerkovich" in the old country. We then get a black-and-white flashback to Pozarevac, Serbia, 1915 (spoken in Serbian).
--->'''Soldier:''' We are occupying your village on behalf of the Kaiser. Leave or be killed.
--->'''Senka:''' This is awkward, but you occupied our village last month.
--->''[The soldier looks skeptical]''
--->'''Senka:''' Remember? You were very heroic and brave.
--->'''Soldier:''' That does sound like me...

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--> (This time, sips orange juice, while giving Jane a DeathGlare and Penny protests, knowing what's coming. SpitTakes his juice out-through clenched teeth)

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--> (This time, sips orange juice, while giving Jane a DeathGlare and Penny protests, knowing what's coming. SpitTakes Cue third SpitTake, this time with his juice out-through coming out through clenched teeth)

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** Also in that episode, Brad and Jane schooling Alex and Max in a game of tennis... in a slow-motion montage.

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** Also in that episode, Brad and Jane schooling Alex and Max in a game of tennis... in a slow-motion montage.montage set to Kenny Loggin's 'Playing with the Boys', just like the beach volleyball scene from TopGun.
* The opening brunch scene from "Sabado Free Gante:"
-->'''Max''': I would like to thank Jane, and congratulate her on another amazing Saturday brunch. You go, girl.
--> (Takes a bite of food, first SpitTake)
-->'''Max''': You go to Hell, girl! There's no rosemary sundried chicken apple pesto in that sausage.
--> (Second bite, second SpitTake)
-->'''Max''': Those aren't cage free huevos!
--> (This time, sips orange juice, while giving Jane a DeathGlare and Penny protests, knowing what's coming. SpitTakes his juice out-through clenched teeth)
-->'''Max''': That is not fresh squeezed juice, that is from concentrate. Concentrate!
-->'''Alex''': I'm trying, but I don't know what you're talking about!
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* Max "''[[{{Misery}} Misery]]''-ing" Penny while she's in the body cast.
--> "You're like KathyBates but fatter!"

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* Max "''[[{{Misery}} "''[[Literature/{{Misery}} Misery]]''-ing" Penny while she's in the body cast.
--> "You're like KathyBates Creator/KathyBates but fatter!"

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* When Brad and Penny decide to borrow a baby from one of their friend's to convince their parents not to adopt another child.

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* When Brad In "Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce", when Dave and Penny decide to borrow a baby from one of their friend's to convince their parents not to adopt another child.



-->'''Penny''': Tough love.

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-->'''Penny''': Tough love.love.
** Also in that episode, Brad and Jane schooling Alex and Max in a game of tennis... in a slow-motion montage.

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(Later)

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(Later)-->(Later)



* Jane getting caught off guard by Brooke utilizing the Kerkovitch power of offscreen teleportation.

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* Jane getting caught off guard by Brooke utilizing the Kerkovitch power of offscreen teleportation.teleportation.
* When Brad and Penny decide to borrow a baby from one of their friend's to convince their parents not to adopt another child.
-->'''Dave''': Scare 'em straight. Like that time we took Max to that prison and [[BaitAndSwitch scared all those inmates into getting their lives together]].
-->'''Penny''': Tough love.
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-->'''Scotty: (points at Max) Oh, I know everything about you, Max!

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-->'''Scotty: -->'''Scotty''': (points at Max) Oh, I know everything about you, Max!



-->'''Max''': Okay. I'm gonna guess your favorite food... is [[Squick Dolphin meat]].

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-->'''Max''': Okay. I'm gonna guess your favorite food... is [[Squick [[{{Squick}} Dolphin meat]].

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