History Funny / GreenLantern

* In the ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s ''Green Lantern'' issue #14, new Green Lantern Simon Baz is confronted by the ComicBook/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}} for being a suspected terrorist. They also question him on how he got his ring.

* In the {{New 52}}'s ''Green Lantern'' issue #14, new Green Lantern Simon Baz is confronted by the JusticeLeague for being a suspected terrorist. They also question him on how he got his ring.

-->'''TheFlash''': I hope it was [[{{Jerkass}} Gardner]]. [[{{Beat}} ...]] I'm going to hell for that aren't I?

* In one story, a corrupt military guy is dying. In his last breath, he tells a military officer that in his safe, he has proof that Hal Jordan is really the Green Lantern. The officer he tells it to? [[WonderWoman Diana Prince]].

* Carol Ferris is declared the Queen of the Star Sapphires. Larfleeze, a guy, yells, "I want to be Queen!"

--->'''Tomar-Re''': [[DeadpanSnarker Are you finished admiring yourself?]]

-->'''Dexx-Star:''' Ssstop whining! Find rrrage! Be Atrocitussss, not baby!

* Pretty much every other thing out of Hal's mouth in the film is this, but special mention should go to the scene where he's trying to figure out the oath and comes up with [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "To infinity and beyond!"]] and [[HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse "By the power of Greyskull!"]]

** If you look closely, you can see that the fist construct has its thumb in its fist. After the battle, Hal scolds the recruit for not knowing how to make a proper fist.

* Nothing will ever, ever, ever, EVER top {{Batman}} flooring Guy Gardner with one punch. It got a ShoutOut in GL: Rebirth when Hal did the same thing to Batman before kicking Parallax's yellow ass.

-->'''{{Batman}}''': According to Green Lantern, recruits are chosen for their courage.

* Hal Jordan has to teach some [[NewMeat new Green Lantern recruits]] how to use their rings during an attack by Larfleeze. He tells him to use their imagination. One of them makes a fist construct... and accidently hits Hal with it.

* The scene of Carol Ferris recognizing Hal as Green Lantern. [[spoiler: "I've known you my whole life! I've seen you NAKED! You think I wouldn't recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?!"]]

* The scene of Carol Ferris recognizing Hal as Green Lantern. [[spoiler: "I've known you my whole life! I've seen you NAKED! You don't think I would recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?!"]]

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Nothing will ever, ever, ever, EVER top {{Batman}} flooring Guy Gardner with one punch.
** It even got a ShoutOut in WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold!
** Plus the shout-out it got in GL: Rebirth when Hal did the same thing to Batman before kicking Parallax's yellow ass.
* For BlackComedy that CrossesTheLineTwice, you can't beat the recent obituary [[spoiler: for beloved and sadly blown up GL Mogo]], in the letters page for ''Green Lantern Corps #60''.

-->[[spoiler: During the BlackestNight, Mogo selflessly protected Oa and the Central Power Battery by [[HarsherInHindsight absorbing dangerous Black Lantern energy into his own core.]] Few have ever demonstrated such bravery or sacrifice, and after seeing [[KilledOffForReal what happened]] to the last guy who did, odds are few more ever will.]]

-->'''{{Aquaman}}''': And they only choose a new recruit after a Lantern dies.

* In the {{New 52}}'s Green Lantern issue #14, new Green Lantern Simon Baz is confronted by the JusticeLeague for being a suspected terrorist. They also question him on how he got his ring.

* This Troper is particularly fond of "Now let's take off these pants and go fly some planes."
** Ditto for "There's water in the tap."

* Pretty much every other thing out of Hal's mouth in the film is this, but special mention should go to the scene where he's trying to figure out the oath and comes up with [[ToyStory "To infinity and beyond!"]] and [[HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse "By the power of Greyskull!"]]
** The first oath he tries is something along the lines of "I pledge allegiance... to a lantern... I got from a dying ... purple ... alien. (''beat'') In a swamp."

* Hal showing his friend the ring: "Ring ... [[FlippingTheBird finger]] ..." *Strikes Pose ... ''Nothing'' happens* "Must be outta juice."

* The Movie scene of Carol Ferris recognizing Hal as Green Lantern. [[spoiler: "I've known you my whole life! I've seen you NAKED! You don't think I would recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?!"]]

->[[spoiler: Mogo, age unknown, died suddenly and unexpectedly in the orbit of Oa, Space Sector 00. He was born in the creation of the universe, and much of his history, as well as how he joined the Green Lantern Corps, is unknown. He leaves behind two moons and assorted debris hurtling dangerously through space. Seriously, be careful.]]
->[[spoiler: Mogo was not only the roundest of the Green Lanterns, he was also Corps' only member to be a [[GeniusLoci living planet]]. A lifelong resident of Sector 2261 for several millenia, he was also the compass that directed where new GL rings were sent to find viable candidates.]]
->[[spoiler: Although he often acted as a mentor to Corpsmen needing guidance, [[MemeticMutation he was not known for being one to socialize.]]]]
->[[spoiler: His passions included cultivating the lush [[GhibliHills forests]] covering his surface, orbiting his system's sun, and not [[EarthShatteringKaboom exploding]].]]
->[[spoiler: During the BlackestNight, Mogo selflessly protected Oa and the Central Power Battery by [[HarsherInHindsight absorbing dangerous Black Lantern energy into his own core.]] Few have ever demonstrated such bravery or sacrifice, and after seeing [[KilledOffForReal what happened]] to the last guy who did, odds are few more ever will.]]
->He will be missed.
->[[spoiler: In lieu of flowers, the Guardians ask that donations of [[HeroicWillpower willpower]] be sent in care of Oa. Or cash. Cash is actually better, but, you know, whatever.]]