History Funny / Goosebumps

* Chased by a giant preying mantis, with everyone screaming indications at him Stine delivers this line:
-->Does someone else want to drive? 'Cause I'm pulling over ''right now''.

** Made funnier in that R. L. Stine, who mocks Champ's name, has named his own protagonists some pretty crazy things, like a female Wade and a kid named Skate.

* At the end when [[spoiler: the monsters are getting sucked back into the book,]] Slappy tries to get one last hit in by attacking Stine. And what does Stine end up doing? [[spoiler: ''He dropkicks him into the vortex''.]] Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, especially for every adult in the audience who grew up terrified of that evil little bastard.

* During the climax, Stine has to find a place to write in the school and goes into the auditorium. What play does the school have set up in there? [[spoiler: ''Literature/TheShining'']]

--> '''Stine:''' You're name is Champ?

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* During the climax, Stine has to find a place to write in the school and goes into the auditorium. What play does the school have set up in there? [[spoiler: TheShining]]

--> '''Zach's Aunt:''' --Talking--
--> '''Slappy:''' Don't say it.

'''Stine:''' You're name is Champ?
'''Champ:''' It's short for "Champion."

* "You're name is Champ?" "It's short for "Champion."

* In the TV version of "How To Kill A Monster":
-->''[the monster lies dead after Clark had his hand in its mouth]''\\
'''Clark:''' Is it really dead this time?\\
''[The monster explodes, [[{{squick}} covering Clark and]] [[CoveredInGunge Gretchen in slime]].]''\\
'''Gretchen:''' I'd say yes.

* The end of the TV version of ''Piano Lessons Can Be Murder'', where the ghost haunting an old piano is actually the mother of the Shreek Piano School teacher and [[AndIMustScream forces him to practice forever.]]
** The way Mr. Toggle yells "How much LONGER?!"

* While the last bit is scary, the Salesman in the TV version of Welcome To Dead House, desperately making offers to make the Benson family staying as if they [[ComicallyMissingThePoint matter compared to the town being full of blood thirsty zombies.]] Before giving up and revealing his true intentions.
--> '''Compton Dawes:''' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe Come back,]] [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Dark Falls needs you.]] [[ImAHumanitarian I'M HUNGRY!!!!]]

* The TV adaption of ''One Day At Horrorland'' really hams up the Horrors, especially when the Morrises are being prepped for the "Raw Deal" TV show.
-->'''Horror Make-Up Artist''': Honey, we may be monsters, but we're not ''monsters''.
** And then there's the commercial for ''Greatest Monster Love Songs''. It must be seen to be believed.

* The way Mr. Toggle yells "How much LONGER?!"

''[The monster explodes, [[{{squick}} covering Clark and Gretchen in slime]].]''\\

* In "Don't Wake Mummy", Kim scared his little brother Jeff by dressing as the mummy. He started fighting her until their mom stops them by threatening to ground them both.

* The end of the TV version of ''Piano Lessons Can Be Murder'', where the ghost haunting an old piano is actually the mother of the Shreek Piano School teacher and forces him to practice forever.

''[Kim, her friend, and Jeff run back to their rooms.]''

''[The monster explodes, covering Clark and Gretchen in slime.]''\\

* In "Don't Wake Mummy", after Kim scared his little brother Jeff by dressing as the mummy, he started fighting her until their mom stops them by threatening to ground them both.