History Funny / GirlGenius

* After discovering Neena on their ship and convincing Doctor Rakethorn to have her stay, Violetta and Agatha discuss what Doctor Rakethorn was trying to do. As they go over all the people who are vying for Agatha's attention, Krosp says that Agatha is wearing catnip pants! Agatha responds to this by trying to crush Krosp into a teapot.

* [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20231009 When Gil lists all the things]] that make Terebithia [[EvilMatriarch a rather nasty person]], Tarvek and Seffie agree with him on the spot, beaming with pride at the fact that their grandmother's "still got it" at her age.

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Franz Scortchmaw: The Quest for Gold and Sequels

!!The Story We Haven't Named Yet

* Neena panics and summons Albia to rescue the gang. An exasperated Krosp is baffled that she could've done it at any time.

* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120210 background event]] to hearing Klaus' story repeated. Apparently ''Tarvek'' is the only one who can actually like [[TakeThatMe Foglio's storytelling]].

* "What have a bunch of dirty pirates got to counteract that?" [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20171202 Well...]]

* "What have a bunch of dirty pirates got to counteract that?" [[http//www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20171202 Well...]]

'''Vipsania:''' Oh, but make me guess-- but ''you can change him?''\\
'''Lumi:''' ... Now ''why'' would I want to do ''that''?\\
'''Marcus:''' Ah, yes, ''Mechanicsburg''.

'''Lumi:''' ... Now ''why'' would I want todo ''that''?\\

-->See our previous textbook, which, due to unfortunate market forces is entitled ''Literature/AgathaHAndTheAirshipCity''. We had suggested ''The Life of Agatha Heterodyne; Part One - Leaving the University. An Examination of the Causes and Tribulations Leading to the Restoration of the House of Heterodyne, A Reexamination of the Storm King Mythos and Some Clues as to the Underlying Troubles Within the Political Structure of the Wulfenbach Empire.'' We will concede that this was [[LongTitle a bit dry]]. However we ''were'' able to prevent it from being titled ''Agatha's Electrifying Orbs of Scientific Seduction!'' So we must take our victories where we can.

* And how they assembled the crowd - Gil popped a "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081020 Jolly Fun Oxidation Enhancer]]" on Zeetha's back to make all her metals go poof. Unfortunately, he'd mistakenly used a "[[NakedPeopleAreFunny Wacky Weave Destabilizer]]" instead, but figured that it meant DefeatByModesty... not knowing that Zeetha is fine with a FullFrontalAssault, [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl even with a crowd assembled]].

''(Cue CheshireCatGrin from Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha)''

-->[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections My father will hear of this!]]
-->Do you know who I am?!
-->I like a girl with spirit!
-->Guards! SeizeThem!
** One of the shirts that Agatha's doll has [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150102 "CALLIPYGIAN"]] written on the front, and the Clank tells the viewer to just ignore it.

-->See our previous textbook, which, due to unfortunate market forces is entitled ''Literature/AgathaHAndTheAirshipCity''. We had suggested ''The Live of Agatha Heterodyne; Part One - Leaving the University. An Examination of the Causes and Tribulations Leading to the Restoration of the House of Heterodyne, A Reexamination of the Storm King Mythos and Some Clues as to the Underlying Troubles Within the Politial Structure of the Wulfenbach Empire.'' We will concede that this was a bit dry. However we ''were'' able to prevent it from being titled ''Agatha's Electrifying Orbs of Scientific Seduction!'' So we must take our victories where we can.

* The [[RuleOfFunny mere]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords concept]] of [[CueTheFlyingPigs Schweincopters!]]

** When Agatha is shocked by the idea that Zola has poison, Gil replies with ""''I'' always thought she just ''couldn't make coffee,'' but ''now,'' I'm ''not so sure.''""