* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030623 The falling machine.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20021220 The filing system.]]
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030312 Oh, help.]] [[DeadpanSnarker I-hav-been-ceptured-by-a-clenk.]] [[CasualDangerDialog Help. Help.]]"
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030430 Leedle recoil problem dere, sir!]]"
* Agatha's reaction to [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031119 Barry first]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031121 giving her the locket]] just sums up the worldview these people have so well. Keep in mind Agatha was five at the time...
-->'''Barry:''' Now, Agatha -- this is ''important''. You must ''always'' wear this.\\
'''Agatha:''' But ''why?''\\
'''Barry:''' Because... because as long as you do, your parents can...''protect you''.\\
'''Agatha:''' Really?\\
'''Barry:''' Really.\\
'''Agatha:''' But ''how'' can they protect me if they're not ''here?'' That's ''illogical''.\\
'''Barry:''' Um, it's...''science''.\\
'''Agatha:''' ''Ah'', you mean you'll explain it to me once I have a sufficiently advanced background education.\\
'''Barry:''' Er... ''yes''.
** Doubles as a tear-jerker if you know what the locket does to protect her:
--> '''Agatha:''' Uncle Barry--are you ''crying?''
* Othar's reaction [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031020 here]].
-->'''Othar:''' No one ever takes ''me'' to parties.\\
'''Gorb''': Hokay, ve haff our own. You ken be de pinata!
* Bang, right from the moment she [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040121 "introduces" herself.]]
--> ''Ta-daa! I'' am ''here!''
* Lucrezia's facial expression [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20041208 in the last panel here]].
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040714 FOUL!]]''"
** "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040927 FOUL!]]''"
*** "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110304 FOUL!]]''"
*** "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120716 FOUL!]]''"
*** "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140217 FOUL!]]''"
* Everything about [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050420 this]] page.
** "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"
** The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070119 return]] of the calming pie:
--->'''Agatha''': ... still calm.
--->'''Chef Taki''': Yay, me!
--->'''Klaus''': ''There'' you are! ''DIE!''
--->'''Agatha''': Astonishingly, still calm.
* Anything with the Jagers probably qualifies as one of these for someone.
--> [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050620 Sorry]] -- vos ve supposed to ''catch'' him?
** "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050810 'I hitt Mr Larz' (syned) a Brik.]]"
** "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071107 Jenka, vy for iz Füst runnink away?]]"
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080618 "HYU KNIFE, BRODDER!" "RIGHT HERE, BRODDER!"]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060501 That's a messed-up ecosystem, man.]]
* Dupree has her broken [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070716 jaw]] wired [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070718 shut]].
-->'''Klaus''': Good Heavens. I wouldn't miss this for the world!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071116 "Invade In Front"]]
* When Agatha's mini-clanks have a new spark-clank master, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100809 the other sparks nearby start worrying]]. "They are building! Designing! Spitting in the face of the creator! Warping science!" "...so..." "They're taking our jobs!"
** "We are doomed." "DOOOOOMED." "DOOOOOMED!"
* [[CaffeineBulletTime Agatha's reaction]] to her first cup of coffee. Spark Roast coffee sequence, complete with Von Mekkan's "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070625 PERFECT SAUCER!]]''" and "Vid a Nize Kick!".
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070613 Coffee shop report scene]]
-->'''Vole:''' Dere haff been ''three explosions'' so far, sir.\\
'''Gil:''' ''[happily]'' Agatha!
** The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071102 second]] coffee shop report scene.
* Agatha's "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080213 alibi]]" for why she was sent to Castle Heterodyne.
-->'''Sanaa:''' ''Really?'' Oh, man, we ''need'' a good cook! Guy doing it now's a ''mechanic'' - and he's a ''complete idiot''. I'd rather eat his ''engines''. ... So - what did you ''do'' to wind up ''here'', anyway?\\
'''Agatha:''' Poisoned thirty-seven people -- who ''complained'' about my ''cooking''.
* After utterly [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080307 kicking the crap out of Vole]], Gilgamesh responds to Dimo's appreciation of his methodology.
-->'''Gilgamesh''': My father once wrote a monograph on how to communicate in the workplace.\\
'''Dimo''': ...iz dat so?\\
'''Gilgamesh''': All seven Popes ordered it '''burned'''.
* Gil's [[NiceHat Fabulous Hat]]: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080514 "Hey- NIZE HAT!"]] "''That's'' it. Everything's going to go boom."
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081110 TA-DAH]]!
** Not to mention the cries from the crowd filtering through the room afterward.
--->'''Gil:''' Don't ''Help'' Me!
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111012 It RETURNS!]]
** ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120113 Foom!]]''
--->'''Gil:''' ''[after punching [[OnlySaneMan the only guard the hat didn't convince]] in the face]'' When this is all settled, ''you'' get a promotion.
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120116 "I heard there was a HAT!"]]
* ''Technically'' they're called [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080901 "fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers."]]
* Gil and his friends from Castle Wulfenbach have just demonstrated why Sparks under the influence of their own alcoholic creations are up there among the most hilarious things ever: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081008 "We forgot the crowd!"]]
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081105 And when they return with a crowd]] (one which, admittedly, [[YourCostumeNeedsWork thinks Gil is a traveling circus performer]]):
--->'''Theo:''' Gil, you're making me nervous.\\
'''Gil:''' How can that ''be?'' A jolly entertainer like myself? A spreader of ''mirth?''\\
'''Theo:''' At least stop ''smiling.'' It's ''creepy.''\\
'''Gil:''' But everyone is having such a ''good time!''\\
'''Theo:''' If you look like a demented idiot, no-one will take you ''seriously.''\\
'''Gil:''' But no-one does that ''now!''
* ''Cinderella''. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081124 Jager. Ugly. Sisters.]]
** "I LUFF my outfit! Mine iz de BIGGEST HAT in de SHOW!"
* Mechanicsburg, basically. The final panel of [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081110 this strip]], in particular.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081107 Agatha's reaction to violence directed against the Castle.]]
-->'''Agatha:''' Hey, you kids! STOP HITTING MY HOUSE!
* Next strip: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081112 it looks like Mechanicsburg wholeheartedly ships Agatha/Gil.]] Complete with StopHelpingMe from Gil, though naturally Zeetha is having way too much fun to stop.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050328 This strip]], if you're familiar with Baba Yaga and Russian fairy tales.
--> '''Agatha:''' Why do you even bother keeping this running?\\
'''Circus Member''': We need the eggs.
* The doctor taking care of Klaus, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091223 right here]].
* Pointing out to an insane A.I. that it's being illogical [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091116 only encourages it]].
* Agatha sits down to dinner with the local royalty and inexplicably begins telling them everything about herself (including things she didn't even tell the carnival-folk she's been traveling with), then falls face-down into her torte. Turns out she's been slipped truth-serum in her wine. As she's being dragged off, she tells the prince she thinks he's cute.
* [[GenreSavvy A special mention for the men]] carrying Anevka's squishy bits.
-->'''Oggie''': Who vants to be my friend?!\\
'''Geisterdamen''': ''[draw swords, hissing]''\\
'''Henchmen:''' ''[immediately raise their hands]''
* [[AxCrazy The castle's rather...]] ''[[InLoveWithYourCarnage unique]]'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090415 interpretation of human romance]].
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090706 I love Christmas!]]"
-->'''Mittlemind:''' Oh, please! What do you all take me for? I'm ''obviously'' not talking about the control group!
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090720 last three panels of this strip]] pretty much sum up the entire mentality behind the comic.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090805 That smug condescending snake Tarvek]]. "You ''know'' him?"
* Tarvek turning green [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090812 with a delirious, but appropriate]] comment.
-->'''Gil:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And of course, I'd hate for it to be boring...]]
* ...''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100426 most]]'' likely.
* Moloch, from Vol.7 and up. Highly GenreSavvy and also the only non-spark (and thereby the least insane one) of the main cast; always the one to come up with practical solutions to the problems at hand; [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100305 which drives the sparks mad]]. Also, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 The]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100503 bucket]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100609 Zeuxippe, granddaughter of Old Man Death]]. Maxim hits on her after she hits him, and offers [[InnocentInnuendo a ride...]]
--> On my ''horze!'' Iz a ''nize horze!''
** Just the fact that Jägers apparently also ''have an actual rulebook'' about fighting Old Man Death. Including ruling about what to consider Zeuxippe in regards to the fight.
---> '''Maxim''': "She is categorized as course hazard! Like in dot krezy game vere dey hit stuff mit sticks!"
---> '''Old Man Death''': "...Piñata Jousting Polo?"
---> '''Maxim''': "Dot's de vun!"
** After all of it, Maxim manages to walk away not only with a new hat, but Zeuzippe's number.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100816 Violetta playing a chaperone]]:
--> [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Whose adolescent slave-girl fantasies are we]] ''[[LampshadeHanging indulging]]'' [[LampshadeHanging here, anyway?]]
** Made even funnier if you recall the title of [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040206 one of Gil's favorite books.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101101 CHOPHEAD TINYBITS!]] [[AntiClimax *spak!*]]
** ...nom?
** If this is not a meme yet, it needs to be.
* How is Zola still moving? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110103 This is how.]]
-->'''Zola:''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery HATE!]]''''' [[ThePowerOfHate Hate]] and [[PsychoSerum drugs!]] [[ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil Lovely]], [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity lovely]] drugs!
** Paging Creator/WarrenEllis, Mr. Ellis to the red courtesy phone.
* You know that trick with laser pointers and cats? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080922 So does Agatha]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090311 This one.]]
--> '''Moloch''': ''He'll learn''. 'specially since, when she ''punches'', she puts her ''hips'' [[MegatonPunch into it]].
** Agatha responding to [[{{Shipping}} speculation]]: "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?! ARE YOU TWELVE?!"
** Violetta asking hesitantly, "Can I have a pretty dress too?"
* Hole in the wall? Been done. Hole in the wall and the turret behind it? Much better. Hole in the wall, the turret, and a faraway ''mountain''? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090306 Inspired.]]
* Ferretina and the Fashion Clank ''skipping off into the sunset'' - (or wheeling, rather, in the Clank's case) - ''amidst a pink background of flowers and butterflies'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090626 at the end of Revenge of the Weasel Queen]]. Everyone else staring in shock just adds to the hilarity.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110427 Regarding who has been playing the fool around whom]], and who wasn't ''playing'' [[LoveMakesYouDumb the fool]].
* ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090717 Again?]]''
* The one thing that can make even supergenius adventure heroes back off? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090729 A really ugly spider the size of a human head.]]
-->'''Agatha:''' Well, we've got to do ''something.''\\
'''Gil:''' Yeah, this is just embarrassing ''everybody''.
** The fact that the spider has a knife and fork. And the [[AllThereInTheManual explanation for why it has a knife and fork]]. Because it will paralyse and eat people, but it does so ''with impeccable table-manners''.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090819 This]] strip.
-->'''Agatha''': And then the cascade effect that usually ''kills everyone and sets the lab on fire probably'' won't even have a chance to ''begin!'' This has a small, but fascinating chance of ''actually working! Let's do it!''\\
'''Gil''': This'll be ''great!'' I can get killing him out of my system ''and'' give him a hard time about it ''later!''
** Especially the end line: "No, No! It's going to be all right! We're just going to ''kill'' you and then you'll be ''fine!!''"
---> '''Tarvek:''' That's ''brilliant!''
* [[http://twitter.com/othar Othar's Twitter]]: a vision of this mad world from Mr. Sanity-Optional himself.
** In particular, the moment where he has to get out of Paris quickly, and so goes to a [[FrenchCuisineIsHaughty fancy restaurant]], meticulously orders an exquisitely elaborate meal, and when it arrives asks for a bottle of ketchup. "We are tossed out the city gates less that 3 minutes later."
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100602 "...Then one day, while sacking a castle, I was ravished by a wild princess..."]]
** That whole arc is arguably a crowning moment of funny for the entire series.
* "'''''Now''' I vill not just keel '''HYU''' - Now I keel EFFERYVUN!'' ....[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070629 Hey]]....Dot is verra gud coffee."
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110216 This page.]]
-->'''Castle:''' You are now nearing what I believe to be a '''major problem area.'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' Um- You think?\\
'''Gil:''' Wait. This is '''Castle Heterodyne.''' Maybe it's '''supposed''' to be on fire.\\
''' Castle:''' '''FIRE?! AAHHH!! PUT IT OUT! SAVE MEEEE!'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' ...apparently '''not.'''
** And it '''was''' on [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110420 purpose]]. The Castle just forgot.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110223 Lucrezia is very]] GenreSavvy.
-->'''Zola!Lucrezia:''' But ''he's'' [Barry Heterodyne] been missing for ''years.'' [[TemptingFate He's no threat]]--\\
''[[[OhCrap both Lucrezias freeze and look around in terror]]]''\\
'''Anevka!Lucrezia:''' Do you ''want'' [[SpeakOfTheDevil him to show up?!]]\\
'''Zola!Lucrezia:''' Ooh. So sorry, dear. I can't ''think'' of what came over me!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101124 How they find the nervous system connections in the library.]]
-->'''Tarvek:''' Oh, ''great.'' So all ''we'' have to do is figure out where an evil insane genius would put a ''secret room''.\\
'''Agatha:''' True. Well, let's try to think like a diabolical, paranoid, amoral megalomaniac. ...where would ''you'' put it?\\
'''Tarvek:''' Oh. Well, ''here.'' But--\\
'''Agatha:''' Ha! ''Perfect!'' Thanks, Tarvek!\\
'''Tarvek:''' Now just a ''minute!''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 This.]]
-->'''Gil:''' You're ''up to something''.\\
'''Tarvek:''' What makes you think I'm--\\
'''Gil:''' You're ''breathing''.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110307 "Well, there's always the torture room."]]
** The man who, on the whole, is absolutely unfazed at the prospect of being beaten and tortured copiously has one thing he cannot stand: being forced to stand around in a waiting room that is out of waiting numbers and has inappropriate music.
* Dimo admits he was listening at the door "like a grett beeg sneeky pents". [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110314 And the reaction?]]
-->'''General Zog:''' ''Dimo!'' Hy am ''shocked'' at dis behavior!\\
'''Boris Dolokhov:''' Still, it ''was'' rather clever of him...\\
'''Zog:''' Hy ''said'' hy vos ''shocked''!
* General Khrizhan's idea for [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110318 getting the Other out of Agatha's head]]. He knows how pipple vork!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110404 Vanamonde being led home by an assistant.]]
* Tarvek is constantly having to put up with Violetta's ''painful'' remonstrations whenever she's angry with him, and because she's so much more physically powerful, he has to put up with it. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110422 Until he changes the rules.]]
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110615 Hmf]]. Well, if we threw in every minion we have, we might take out ''one'' of them." "That's a terrible plan!" "Thank you, sir!" "There's another twenty of them! We don't have enough minions!" "Er...."
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110620 Excuse]]'' me? Those are ''my'' Fun-Sized Mobile Agony And Death Dispensers. They're works of ''art!''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?&date=20110518 "...yes?"]]
** "Yes, please." "Shot op, hyu."
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110725 "Vot der]] ''dumboozle?''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111024 "We're....going to have to break out those little iron cages for their children, aren't we?" "Uh-huh."]]
* Baron Oublenmach is utterly convinced that the act of ringing the [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom Bell]] will open the Heterodyne treasure vault, so that he can loot it. Unfortunately, as he actually gets to the top of the bell tower, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111031 he begins to realize that he may have not thought this through.]] The [[{{MobileMaze}} Castle]] [[{{AxeCrazy}} Heterodyne's]] [[{{Squee}} reaction]] is the best part, though von Mekkan's utter GenreBlindness compares.
-->'''Vanamonde von Mekkan''': ...I mean, when all's said and done, [[TemptingFate it's just a bell, right?]]\\
'''Castle Heterodyne''': I love this part.
** A bit of FridgeBrilliance on the subsequent [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111104 elegant and finely crafted two-page spread]]: Everyone is vibrating in their boots from the bell's chime, ''except Agatha''.
*** Jagers seem to enjoy this.
*** [[spoiler: As does Gil. Hmmmm...]]
* All misunderstandings over Mamma Gkika's, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111121 even when standing right before it]].
-->'''Sleipnir''': ...in a beer hall.\\
'''Gil''': It's not just a beer hall!\\
'''Sleipnir''': ''[seeing [[{{Stripperiffic}} a barmaid]]]'' It'd ''better be'' just a beer hall!
* Agatha is worried she won't be a good ruler. Her seneschal assures her that she's got fifty generations of [[BadBoss lowered expectations]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111130 working for her]].
-->'''Councillor 1:''' Two minutes, and she hasn't killed ''anyone!''\\
'''Councillor 2:''' A new ''record!''
* Othar is a fountain of these.
-->'''Boris:''' You found him?\\
'''Othar:''' But of course! Allow me to present Gilgamesh Wulfenbach--\\
'''Othar:''' --[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111219 master of disguise!]]
** [[spoiler:Tarvek]]'s expression just puts icing on the cake.
* Franz, the dragon guardian of the Heterodynes' vault. His grumpy attitude makes him a walking laugh dispenser. First in his initial appearance in the cellars, then when he rewards Baron Oublenmach (Oublenmach is priceless here too), and then when he smashes a huge war-clank with the treasure bag. "'''Hey!''' I ''said'' '''rejoice'''!"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110815 Vole's expression]] when he finds out Gil's plans for him. Plus the pure audacity of Gil's plans.
* Check out the [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120109 third]] panel. Agatha now has a new sonic pitchfork thing...the shape of which does not exist!
* A small one, but when the 2/20/12 comic was first put up, it used "Hanger" instead of "Hangar". Whoops. The goof has since been corrected.
* [=DuPree=] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage finds out]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120224 what Vole likes best]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120229 Gil's new and improved (and untested) falling machine.]]
-->'''Gil:''' I assure you, even if it doesn't "fly," exactly, it should reach the ground in one piece ''long'' before it explodes.
* Gil's theatrics when dealing with [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120305 Tarvek and Othar]], as he shoves Tarvek in the falling machine 2.0, baits Othar into it, and sends them plummeting to Agatha's aid.
-->'''Gil''': We must flee- for it is none other than '''Othar Tryggvassen, ''GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!''''' Vanquisher of eeeevil!\\
'''Othar''': Hey now! ''You'' make it sound absurd!\\
'''Gil''': We will make a '''daring escape''' in my '''amazing flying machine'''!\\
'''Tarvek''': Not the flying machine! '''[[AnythingButThat Not the flying machine]]'''!
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120210 background event]] to hearing Klaus' story repeated. Apparently ''Tarvek'' is the only one who can actually like [[TakeThatMe Foglio's storytelling]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120413 "A charming pair of]] '''[[MuggingTheMonster INNOCENT HOSTAGES!"]]'''
** "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120416 This should be the last of them.]] Oh, and there's a young lady who wants to know if you're accepting grad students."
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120326 "Special trousers. Very heroic."]]
* "[Airman Higgs] dragged your father and Dupree ashore, where he encountered a ''nesting goose''--[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070409 which broke his]] ''other'' arm."
** And such dangers from a large bird protecting its young are TruthInTelevision!
* "Here's your boot, ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080924 your majesty.]]''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120613 Meet Tarvek's new fan club.]] EEEEEEE!
* Jägers' [[LoveAtFirstPunch sense of the romantic]] strikes [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120625 again]]. "Zo -- beeg date?"
* Tarvek has been assuming himself somewhat disposable for a little while now. Since no one bothered to tell ''Agatha'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120711 this page]] happens.
-->'''Agatha:''' What are we supposed to do if you go and get yourself '''killed?!'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' Agatha! I...I...um...what...whatever you want?
* During the "Revenge of the Weasel Queen" side arc, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070924 when Jorf mentions the village sending for Othar Tryggvassen.]]
-->'''Krosp:''' [[PhraseCatcher Gentleman Adven]]--''[[GotMeDoingIt what am I doing!?]]''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120917 Battering]] [[VisualPun Ram]]. Oh, Phil...
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120730 Von Zinzer talks about his crush on Sanaa with Snaug.]]
** And before that, Sanaa was quite embarassed over his [[EveryoneCanSeeIt obvious crush on her]], as well as what a spaz he was about it.
--->'''Sanaa:''' He's so ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080220 ridiculously useless]]''.\\
'''Mezzasalma:''' You... you're talking about Herr ''[[OnlySaneMan Von Zinzer?!]]''\\
''[[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120402 Cue Moloch taking charge of the situation completely]], leaving Sanaa with a JawDrop]''\\
'''Mezzasalma:''' Hmm, yes... I can see how that must be ''[[SarcasmMode very embarrassing]]'' for you.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121112 Von Zinzer's Genre Savviness does not help him this time...]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121121 Othar takes apart a clank to find a part:]]
-->'''Othar:''' It needs one of those... ah, one of those... oh, how embarrassing. It's gone completely out of my head. Hold on. ''[SMASH! RRRIP! BASH! [[UnsoundEffect Rummage Rummage]]]'' You know, one of these!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121126 Agatha's newly modified lightning stick/death ray accidentally blows up the tower they fought their way across town to get to.]] But that's not the funny part. The ''funny'' part is Von Zinzer's comment:
-->'''Von Zinzer:''' ...How is it ''possible'' that this could surprise ''any'' of you people?
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120611 "Of course I'm distraught! They hurt my weasels!"]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121221 Von Zinzer helps Von Mekkhan realize that they are really screwed up.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130306 Father and son prove an entertaining duo.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130313 Higgs comes to a]] [[OhCrap realisation...]]
* The Jager General [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120528 utilizing a healthy heaping of]] LoopholeAbuse to win the fighting contest.
-->'''General:''' ''Hmf''. Iz still cheating, but in der GOOT way.
* Agatha becomes GenreSavvy.
-->'''Agatha:''' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130710 I am NOT your creator! You were NOT created to serve me! And I do NOT expect you to obey my orders OR crush my enemies!]]
** You can see the monster is quite miffed at being robbed of his fun.
** And [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130805 then]] the monster's GenreBlind creator comes in....
*** And the monster looks to Agatha for confirmation!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130807 Tweedle is trying to caution his sister of Agatha's competence]]:
--> '''Martellus:''' You have ''no idea'' what this girl is capable of!\\
'''Xerxsephnia:''' So tell me. I do love a good [[TwoFistedTales Heterodyne story]]. But [[ThisIsReality this is real life]]. It's not as if she's in her own lab- or even her own ''town''. She's ''kilometers'' from Mechanicsburg, inside ''our'' fortress, in the ''dead of winter''. [[TemptingFate What can she do?]] ...[[RightBehindMe And why do you have that idiotic look on your face?]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080310 Da Boyz on relationships]]
-->'''Maxim:''' Excellent! Hy vill teach him how to impress de gorlz!\\
'''Oggie:''' Hy vill teach him about de birds ud de veasles!\\
'''Dimo:''' ''[whispering]'' Und Hy vill teach him how to ''avoid those two''.\\
'''Jenka:''' Ah. ''Den'' he might have a chence.
* The [[RuleOfFunny mere]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords concept]] of [[CueTheFlyingPigs Schweincopters!]]
* Sparkhunds chasing Agatha and co. Or more specifically, Krosp. "'''Cat!''' Cat! Cat! '''Cat! Cat!''' Cat! [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130823 Caaaat!]]"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130902 Agatha's swan sleigh]] pulls out a WaveMotionGun.
-->'''Ishtvan:''' Is...is that...\\
'''Tweedle:''' ''[face in his hands]'' Grandmother's old party sleigh. Yes.\\
'''Ishtvan:''' Could it ''always'' do that?\\
'''Tweedle:''' How should ''I'' know? Knowing my grandmother's [[NoodleIncident parties]], ''probably''.
* [[spoiler: Punch]] is no longer TheSpeechless! In fact.... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131016 it's actually kind of hard to make him shut up.]]
* Gil, after [[CurbstompBattle effortlessly beating the crap out of Martellus, stomping him in the face repeatedly, and then ordering him to be killed if he speaks again]], asks [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131108 Violetta why she's terrified of him.]]
** Ah, the very act of beating Martellus also counts. After making a surprised face, we get two panels of him stomping on the guy with a very rage-filled expression. And considering how much of an ass Martellus is, this random showcase of violence is very funny.
* A good spark ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140326 always]]'' comes [[CrazyPrepared prepared]].
* Gil and Tarvek's [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091202 sequence of throwing each other out of the way]].
* ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060726 The storyteller's]] [[Music/TheBeatles oubliette song.]]'' And...the entire rest of the scene.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071217 Jenka and da Boyz help Gil with the 'Mysterious Disappearance After the Battle' ending.]]
-->'''Jenka:''' Iz dis de first time hy faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna ''vork?''\\
'''Gil:''' Well, ''yes...''\\
'''Jenka:''' ''Vell'' den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed up and ''dead!'' Next time, hyu von't even ''blink!''\\
'''Gil:''' Next... I ''really'' think I have to lie down now.
* As Gil is trying to find Agatha, he picks up one of the seven leads Dupree found... But this one leads to [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140404 a Jäger in a blonde wig.]]
-->Hokay, sveethot! ''Here hy iz!'' Now ''dis'' iz de part vere hyu tells me dot hyu luffs me for my ''brains!''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140421 When Mr. Wooster tries to reassure the woman who had unwittingly sought shelter from Agatha Heterodyne ... beginning by explaining to Agatha exactly who said woman is.]]
-->'''Margarella Selnikov:''' How ... how do you know all ''that?''\\
'''Wooster:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder What exactly does the term "master spy"]] ''mean'' in this part of the world, anyway?\\
'''Krosp:''' [-hmm...-] "Sneaky gossip-monger"?\\
'''Wooster:''' [-That explains so much.-]
** Wooster is also terrified [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140514 when he finds out that Agatha likes Tarvek]] since he fears it means "Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is going to go on a rampage that will reduce everything Ardsley Wooster loves to a wet pile of used tea leaves!"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081121 Backstage at the "Cinderella" play...]]
-->'''Kaja Foglio''': A problem?\\
'''Phil Foglio''': We've got two princes! Who thought having ''[[OneTrueThreesome two boyfriends]]'' was a good idea?!\\
''(Cue CheshireCatGrin from Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha)''
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140616#.U6BWQCiTZEx last time an eldritch abomination]] came into the world. Robur Heterodyne thought they were angels coming to punish him for his sin (though he wasn't really sure which one). He had a crisis of faith and smashed the machine. Then he had pie. Crisis over.
-->'''Castle:''' In many ways, he was a refreshingly ''simple'' man.
* Also, last time, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140618#.U8Dp1PldXA0 they had hats]]. Yes, in ''Girl Genius'', even the time-traveling {{Eldritch Abomination}}s make sure to pack a NiceHat.
* Krosp's [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140702#.U8DsS_ldXA1 subterfuge.]]
-->'''Krosp''': This is your own map, showing all the current obstacles-
-->'''Brother Ulm''': ''HOW DID YOU GET THAT!?''
-->'''Krosp''': [[CutenessProximity I'm cute.]]
* Gil has succesfully removed Vole from the timefield, which has caused him to age two centuries in as many minutes. He calls Dupree, apologizing for what he did to the Jager she liked...
--> [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140804 Oh, WOW!]] Gil! [[{{Squee}} Is it Christmas?]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage My birthday?!]]
* Even when gone, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140929 Agatha is able to]] [[LoveMakesYouStupid mess with Gil's head]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141029#.VFMQmfnF9yU Martellus, minus coffee.]]
* When Martellus and the Corbettites join forces to combat an evil creature, Martellus is introduced to their general: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141121 their cook.]] Who proceeds to make Martellus look like a fool.
--> '''Abbot''': According to Brother Vadaxxus, after twenty years of running the kitchen that feeds our brethren, planning a battle is ''easy''.
* The Corbettites are getting desperate to defeat the monster. Agatha suggests using the secret, incredibly dangerous weapons they keep in their vaults. The monks protest, stating how they are merely to guard what is in those vaults...until they hear the ''kitchens'' have been destroyed.
--> '''Monks''': '''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141201 TO THE VAULTS!]]'''
* Zeetha and Agatha have a good discussion on the merits of training during an [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070502#.VI9CjWctCUk arduous trek to Castle Heterodyne]]:
--> '''Zeetha''': Hmf. Somebody's been neglecting her [[TrainingFromHell training]]
--> '''Agatha''': ...I so don't care.
--> ''Next panel, with Agatha in an all-out sprint up the mountain and stars of pain emanating from her backside''
--> '''Agatha''': I CARE! I CARE!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141219#.VJezKl4AHU The inscription on Humongulus' chest]]: [[spoiler: DOST THOU EVEN LYFT?]]
* Martellus [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141222#.VKVMgHuGP5N tries to hit on Agatha]]. She [[GroinAttack hits back]].
* Martellus' OhCrap face as [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150223 he realizes who the bears answer to now]]. Krosp's smug reaction is just icing on the cake.
--> '''König''': Say-is this human bothering you, Master?
--> '''Krosp''': Oh, no. I'm quite enjoying this.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060315 This gem.]]
-->'''Bang:''' "Heya, Klaus! Ready to go slaughter a whole buncha people?"
-->'''Klaus:''' "Only if necessary."
* This:
-->'''Random guy just rescued from his cell by a party including Da Boyz and a talking cat:''' "[[TemptingFate Whelp-The day can't get any]] ''[[TemptingFate weirder]]''."
-->'''Oggie:''' "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060726 GREAT-GREAT GRANDSON!]]"