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'''Max''': Don't wory 99, 43 is a good man.\\

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'''Max''': Don't wory worry 99, 43 is a good man.\\

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* "You're twice the agent 43 is, 86!"

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* "You're twice In "Washington 4 Indians 3", Max, 99 and 43 have [[[[MuggedForDisguise taken an Indian prisoner so that Max can infiltrate the agent Red Feathers' camp]].
-->'''99''': Oh, I hope
43 is, 86!"is watching that Indian carefully.\\
'''Max''': Don't wory 99, 43 is a good man.\\
'''99''': You're worth two 43s, 86!


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* "KAOS in Control" has one of the best Cone of Silence gags, in which Max and the Chief can't hear each other, but Hodgkins ''can'', and acts as relay between them for a few lines before the Chief catches on to the stupidity of this.
-->'''Chief''': Why am I talking to you?! Will you get this thing off of me?! (''The cone raises.'') You know this doesn't work, why do you always insist on using it?!\\
'''Max''': Well, for one thing, it's 20 degrees cooler under there.
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* A scene from the episode "Satan Place" has Max, aside from his ShoePhone, juggling ''six'' other personal-item phones as he coordinates with CONTROL and his fellow agents. In addition to his belt, wallet, and garter:
-->'''Max''': Cancel my handkerchief, hold my glasses, cut off my shoe, and see if you can get that guy off my tie.
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** Laramie swiftly growing hysterical by being trapped inside the Cone.
-->'''Max''': LARAMIE WANTS OOOOOOOOOOUUUT!

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** Laramie Larabee swiftly growing hysterical by being trapped inside the Cone.
-->'''Max''': LARAMIE LARABEE WANTS OOOOOOOOOOUUUT!



-->'''Siegfriend''': No.

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-->'''Siegfriend''': -->'''Siegfried''': No.



'''Agent 23:''' You conveniently killed Kristick before anybody could question him.\\

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'''Agent 23:''' You conveniently killed Kristick Krstic before anybody could question him.\\



* "Sir I'm sure whatever the president is doing is vital to the country." ''(cuts to the president reading to a class of children)''.

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* "Sir "Sir, I'm sure whatever the president is doing is vital to the country." ''(cuts to the president reading to a class of children)''.children)''
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* "Sir I'm sure whatever the president is doing is vital to the country." ''(cuts to the president reading to a class of children)''.
* "You have reached the United States Department of Homeland Security. For threats against the continental United States, press 1. For threats against Hawaii, press 2. For threats against Puerto Rico..."
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. Agent 99 vehemently objects to his choice. [[GilliganCut Cue]] Max and Agent 99 driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri, Max driving and 99 riding shotgun.

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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. Agent 99 vehemently objects to his choice. choice: [[GilliganCut Cue]] Max and Agent 99 driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri, Ferarri]], Max driving and 99 riding shotgun.shotgun. Which apparently was the only car in working condition.
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* Of course the Chief's plane would be one carrying a suicide prevention banner behind it.
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* When Dalip swings from the exploding base over to the apartment building across the street, he crashes through the window of an apartment where an elderly woman and her son are watching ''Film/BatmanBegins'', which just happens to be in the middle of an explosion scene. The son and his mom seem to mistake the sounds of the explosions going on outside (and the crash right behind them) as being the TV surround sound system.

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* When Dalip swings from the exploding base over to the apartment building across the street, he crashes through the window of an apartment where an elderly woman and her son are watching ''Film/BatmanBegins'', which just happens to be in the middle of an explosion scene. [[note]]Specifically, when the League of Shadows' mountain base is blowing up[[/note]] The son and his mom seem to mistake the sounds of the explosions going on outside (and the crash right behind them) as being the TV surround sound system.



-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my God! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just crashed into while jogging]'' You!

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-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my God! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just crashed into while jogging]'' You![[YouExclamation You!]]



-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you CONTROL?

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-->'''Agent 99:''' ''[raises gun]'' Are you CONTROL?



* The Cabinet meeting. From the heads of every department snarking at each other from across the room in a rather serious meeting, to Chief and the Vice-President outright dropping all pretense and fighting each other in the center of the room ("I've been waiting for this since Nixon!"), to even teh President remarking that he thought it was hilarious and that the VP had it coming for some time later on.

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* The Cabinet meeting. From the heads of every department snarking at each other from across the room in a rather serious meeting, to Chief and the Vice-President outright dropping all pretense and fighting each other in the center of the room ("I've been waiting for this since Nixon!"), to even teh the President remarking that he thought it was hilarious and that the VP had it coming for some time later on.
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* After the Chief got into a brawl with the Vice President, it is revealed that one of the other officials present recorded the fight on his camera phone and sent it to the President, who thought it was ''hilarious''. Sure, we don't see the actual incident, but the impressed reactions that Agents 23 and 99 have sell everything.
* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. Agent 99 vehemently objects to his choice. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to Max and Agent 99 driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri, Max driving and 99 riding shotgun.

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* After the Chief got into a brawl with the Vice President, it is revealed that one of the other officials present recorded the fight on his camera phone and sent it to the President, who thought it was ''hilarious''. Sure, we don't see the actual incident, incident beyond the Chief leaping across the table and ''tackling'' the Vice President, but the impressed reactions that Agents 23 and 99 have sell everything.
* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. Agent 99 vehemently objects to his choice. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to Cue]] Max and Agent 99 driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri, Max driving and 99 riding shotgun.

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* From the first episode "Mr. Big":
** In one scene, Max and the Chief are [[ICantHearYou having trouble hearing each other]] in a device called the Cone of Silence. Max mentions the year 1957, and the Chief says, "Agent 57 is in Hong Kong", which leads to some back-and-forth until the Chief says, "Why are we talking about Hong Kong?!".
** The password is about a score in a game, which turns out to be the headline in a newspaper, so when a little boy quotes the newspaper, Max [[MistakenIdentity thinks]] ''[[MistakenIdentity he's]]'' [[MistakenIdentity Agent 99]]. When Max says, "You're not 99, are you?", the boy replies, "No, I'm six and a half."
** Mr. Big [[SquatsInAName is actually]] [[{{Irony}} very short]].
* "School Days":
** Max accidentally says the password to the neighbor, who says, "You must want the spy school, it's next door" in a voice that suggests that she's dealt with this fairly often in the past.
** One of the "would you believe" gags, when Max claims that he is able to karate-chop through eight planks of wood, but the guy doesn't believe him.
--->'''Max''': "Would you believe seven?"
--->'''Guy''': "No."
--->'''Max''': "Would you believe a loaf of bread?"
** Max and 99 are [[BoundAndGagged tied up]] and there is a candle which is supposed to light a fuse for dynamite. To get Fang the dog to blow out the candle, they sing "HappyBirthdayToYou" to him.
** Max wrestles with another guy to [[SpotTheImpostor see if he has a heart-shaped birthmark on his knee, so they'd tell the difference between him and an impostor]], but gets tangled up and looks at his own knee.
* In "Our Hero in Toyland", Max sits on a fake SantaClaus's knee in a store. He then declares he has to leave as it may arouse suspicion.
* In "Now You See Him, Now You Don't", Max thinks he's observed two invisible men and doesn't know how to phrase it.
-->'''Max''': "I tell you, I saw two invisible men. Uh, that is, I ''didn't'' see two invisible men. What I mean to say is I saw two men who were not in my apartment who were there."
* In the "Smart Turned Chicken" episode, a man in a cowboy suit who appears to have a knife in his back is in Max's apartment. Max [[DisneyDeath keeps thinking the "cowboy" is dead]], but he keeps then speaking or disappearing. This leads to him saying on the phone, "Remember that dead cowboy? Well, he's dead again."
* From "Our Men in Leotards":
** Max and 99 are hiding on opposite sides of a large drum and talking with walkie-talkies. Max realizes he's probably in the same room as 99 and tells her to look for a dark-haired man in a white suit and then says, "It's probably me."
** Max tries to prove he's not a dancer by dancing unsuccessfully, but does it successfully.
--->'''Max''': "Maybe I ''am'' a dancer."
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* The Cabinet meeting. From the heads of every department snarking at each other from across the room in a rather serious meeting, to Chief and the Vice-President outright dropping all pretense and fighting each other in the center of the room ("I've been waiting for this since Nixon!"), to even teh President remarking that he thought it was hilarious and that the VP had it coming for some time later on.
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* The entire Cone of Silence scene
-->'''Max''': Chief, I hit you with a fire extinguisher.
-->'''Chief''': No, no, we're not ready for that yet.
** Laramie swiftly growing hysterical by being trapped inside the Cone.
-->'''Max''': LARAMIE WANTS OOOOOOOOOOUUUT!
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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: Her sister's such a bitch.

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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, Max [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: -->'''[[spoiler: Dalip]]''': Her sister's such a bitch.
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-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.

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-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.Seventh Fleet.



-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?

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-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?''Sixth'' Fleet?
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-->'''Seigfried''': Do you think maybe it was because we lived in Florida?

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': Do you think maybe it was because we lived in Florida?



-->'''Seigfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')



-->'''Seigfried''': No thanks.

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': No thanks.



-->'''Seigfried''': No.

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': No.
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--> '''Max''': did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''

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--> '''Max''': did Did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! SIEGFRIEEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''

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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: Her sister's such a bitch.
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* "You're twice the agent 43 is, 86!"
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** What's really funny is, they reused the gag in a later episode-- but this time it's the Chief who fails to realize the "misplaced" pin is holding the map to the wall, says it is "confusing", and orders a protesting Max to remove it.

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* From "The Only Way to Die", a standout example of the "Would you believe...?" RunningGag:
-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.
-->'''The Blaster''': I find that hard to believe.
-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?
-->'''The Blaster''': I don't think so.
-->'''Maxwell Smart''': How about a school of angry flounder?
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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?!

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought wouldn't get me a sled. Why, Smart?! sled! Why did wouldn't she never buy get me a sled?! sled, Smart, ''why?!''



-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's because we were living in Florida?

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-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's it was because we were living lived in Florida?

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! ({{Beat}}) Maybe it's because we were living in Florida?

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! sled?!
-->'''Max''': I don't know, Siegfried.
-->'''Seigfried''':
({{Beat}}) Maybe Do you think maybe it's because we were living in Florida?



-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it to the pile'')
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring (''shows a ring on his hand'')
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add it to the pile?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.

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-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it
-->'''Seigfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')
-->'''Max''': They're raspberry this month. Wanna try?
-->'''Seigfried''': No thanks.
-->'''Max''': Go ahead. They aren't habit forming.
-->'''Seigfried''': No.
-->'''Max''': (''giving up and adding the pill
to the pile'')
pile'') Where's yours?
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring This (''shows a ring on his hand'')
hand'') is my suicide wedding ring. (''Max reaches for it'') I will have to keep it on.
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add A suicide wedding ring? How does it to the pile?
work?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife Through my wife. She said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.off, she'll kill me.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the lemon''.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' ''Squeeze the lemon''.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the '''''lemon'''''.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the '''''lemon'''''.
lemon''.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. Squeeze the lemon.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. Squeeze ''Squeeze'' the lemon.
'''''lemon'''''.
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* The scene where Max and Chief are driving through a golf cource.

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* The scene where Max and Chief are driving through a golf cource.course.
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* Siegried's FreudianExcuse:

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* Siegried's Siegfried's FreudianExcuse:
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* the variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)

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* the The variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)
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* the variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)

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