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* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was.
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]]
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''(Joker fails to do the pull-up and drops from the bar*)\\
'''Hartman''':''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.
'''Hartman''':''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.
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''(Joker fails to do the pull-up and drops from the bar*)\\
'''Hartman''':''(dejected)''bar)''\\
'''Hartman''': ''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.
'''Hartman''':''(dejected)''
'''Hartman''': ''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.
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'''Hartman''': One for the Commandant!\\
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* "One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*Joker struggles, fails to do the pull-up and drops from the bar*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
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* "One for the Commandant! The TrainingMontage with Joker doing pull-ups:
'''Hartman''': One for theCorps!" (*Joker struggles, Commandant!\\
''(Joker struggles through)''\\
'''Hartman''': One for the Corps! ''(Joker struggles)'' Come on, pull!\\
''(Joker fails to do the pull-up and drops from thebar*) "I guess bar*)\\
'''Hartman''':''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs."
'''Hartman''': One for the
''(Joker struggles through)''\\
'''Hartman''': One for the Corps! ''(Joker struggles)'' Come on, pull!\\
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'''Hartman''':''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.
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** "Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum!"
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** "Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?"
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** "Oh "Oh, that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there there, you would get up there, wouldn't you?"
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** "I am going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!!"
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** "I am "Now move it! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!!"world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"
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* Marine candances: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
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* Marine candances: cadences: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improv'ed lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was.
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improv'ed improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was.
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** "Your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improv'ed lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improv'ed lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was.
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** "I am going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!!"
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** Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
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** Private "Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart! heart!"
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** "Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
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** "Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?you?"
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** "If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
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** "If "Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s scene with the gung-ho Colonel]], especially his bewilderment when he's presented with the Jungian thing and the duality of man.
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* Many of Gunny Hartman's insults are pretty funny:
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** "HOLY DOG SHIT!!! Texas! only queers and steers come from Texas and you don't look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!!"
** "If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
** Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
** "If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
** Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
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** "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improv'ed lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
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* Marines: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
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* Marines: Marine candances: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
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** "Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch / Got them blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!"
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* "You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art masterpiece!"
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* Many of Gunny Hartman's insults are pretty funny:
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** "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
** "You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art
** "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
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* "Reveille! Drop your Cocks and grab your socks!"
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* "Reveille! Drop your Cocks cocks and grab your socks!"
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* "One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*recruit falls and fails to do the pull-up*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
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* "One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*recruit falls and (*Joker struggles, fails to do the pull-up*) pull-up and drops from the bar*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
* "Reveille! Drop your Cocks and grab your socks!"
" You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art masterpiece!"
* "Reveille! Drop your Cocks and grab your socks!"
" You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art masterpiece!"
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* "One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*recruit falls and fails to do the pull-up*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
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->I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
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->'''Joker''': I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
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->I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
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* No boom-boom with soul brother, his Alabama blacksnake is too beaucoup.
* Marines: I don't know what i been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
* Marines: I don't know what i been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
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* No "No boom-boom with soul brother, his Alabama blacksnake is too beaucoup.
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* Marines:I "I don't know what i but I been told, eskimo told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
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* Marines: I don't know what i been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
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->'''Joker''': I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
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