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26th Nov '16 8:39:35 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** Hartman's horrified reaction to Joker deciding to join the military journalists rather than becoming a standard Marine.
26th Nov '16 8:38:29 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.

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-->Inside -->[[ViolationOfCommonSense Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.out]].
26th Nov '16 8:38:07 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s scene with the gung-ho Colonel]], especially his bewilderment when he's presented with the Jungian thing and the duality of man.
* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s scene with the gung-ho Colonel]], especially his bewilderment when he's presented with the Jungian thing and the duality of man.
man. And of course, his InsaneTrollLogic:
-->Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.
* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name name, responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.
16th Oct '16 2:03:05 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->AND 50 WATER BUFFALOES!
16th Oct '16 2:02:35 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death your Right to be Misinformed."


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* The motto of the military journos: journalists: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death your Right to be Misinformed."

10th Aug '16 4:44:51 PM SgtFrog1
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** "Oh, that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there, you would get up there, wouldn't you?"

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** "Oh, that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there, he He would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?! He?! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there, you would get up there, wouldn't you?"
12th Jun '16 3:33:23 AM AdamC
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]]

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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice He then demanded a second take of the scene, telling Ermey to be sure to leave that line in.]]
9th Apr '16 3:47:53 AM Ereiam
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** During the whole scene, we see Rafterman sitting uncomfortably next to Joker and retching, without any clue on whether he's being sickened by the senseless shooting or by the helicopter ride.
26th Mar '16 4:00:20 PM Damar
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* Eightball commenting on Animal Mother.
-->'''Eightball''': Now you might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the... finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
7th Mar '16 2:22:45 AM TrollBrutal
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** "God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"



* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death our Right to be Misinformed."


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* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death our your Right to be Misinformed."

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