History Funny / FullMetalJacket

6th Nov '17 9:48:38 AM hohocrush
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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker cheerfully denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman is at his angriest ]].

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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker cheerfully denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman is at his angriest ]].angriest]].



** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...]]

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** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...funny.]]



* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name, responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.

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* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name, responds in kind with his own poses. It Still, it doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.back.



* "Surfin' Bird" is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "Surfin' Bird" Bird"]] is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.film.
26th Sep '17 5:18:22 AM MrLavisherMoot
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* Bird Is The Word is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.

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* Bird Is The Word "Surfin' Bird" is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.
29th Aug '17 7:10:38 PM TTFan
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* Joker is asked in an interview why did he enlist:

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* Joker is asked in an interview why did he enlist:enlisted:
23rd Jul '17 12:50:48 AM Uyyy
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** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...]]
21st Mar '17 3:48:54 PM HawkbitAlpha
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* Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman and it will be full of pretty funny insults and "inspirational" lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:

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* Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman and it will be [[FloweryInsults full of pretty funny insults insults]] and "inspirational" lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:
13th Jan '17 7:58:39 PM TrollBrutal
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* Many of Gunny Hartman's insults and "inspirational" lines are pretty funny:

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* Many of Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman's Hartman and it will be full of pretty funny insults and "inspirational" lines are pretty funny:lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:
26th Nov '16 8:39:35 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** Hartman's horrified reaction to Joker deciding to join the military journalists rather than becoming a standard Marine.
26th Nov '16 8:38:29 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.

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-->Inside -->[[ViolationOfCommonSense Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.out]].
26th Nov '16 8:38:07 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s scene with the gung-ho Colonel]], especially his bewilderment when he's presented with the Jungian thing and the duality of man.
* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s scene with the gung-ho Colonel]], especially his bewilderment when he's presented with the Jungian thing and the duality of man.
man. And of course, his InsaneTrollLogic:
-->Inside every gook there is an American fighting to get out.
* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name name, responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.
16th Oct '16 2:03:05 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->AND 50 WATER BUFFALOES!
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