History Funny / FullMetalJacket

12th Jun '16 3:33:23 AM AdamC
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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]]

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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice He then demanded a second take of the scene, telling Ermey to be sure to leave that line in.]]
9th Apr '16 3:47:53 AM Ereiam
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** During the whole scene, we see Rafterman sitting uncomfortably next to Joker and retching, without any clue on whether he's being sickened by the senseless shooting or by the helicopter ride.
26th Mar '16 4:00:20 PM Damar
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* Eightball commenting on Animal Mother.
-->'''Eightball''': Now you might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the... finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
7th Mar '16 2:22:45 AM TrollBrutal
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** "God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"



* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death our Right to be Misinformed."


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* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death our your Right to be Misinformed."

6th Mar '16 1:44:37 AM TrollBrutal
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\n* The motto of the military journos: "First to Go Last to Know: We Will Defend to the Death our Right to be Misinformed."

24th Feb '16 7:45:41 PM TheWildWestPyro
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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman gets extremely pissed]].

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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker cheerfully denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman gets extremely pissed]].is at his angriest ]].
21st Feb '16 5:09:48 PM TheWildWestPyro
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** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes.

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** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes. Apparently this is important too.
6th Feb '16 2:13:38 AM TrollBrutal
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* The lads have a ball when a film crew passes by them:
-->'''Joker:''' Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?\\
'''Cowboy:''' Hey, start the cameras. This is Vietnam: The Movie.\\
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne, I'll be a horse.\\
T. H. E. Rock can be a rock.\\
I'll be Ann-Margret.\\
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.\\
I'll be General Custer.\\
'''Rafterman:''' Who'll be the Indians?\\
'''Animal Mother:''' Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.

30th Jan '16 7:11:26 PM TheWildWestPyro
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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman gets pissed]].

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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman gets extremely pissed]].
30th Jan '16 7:10:38 PM TheWildWestPyro
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** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes.
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