I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
"No boom-boom with soul brother, his Alabama blacksnake is too beaucoup."
Everything about the hookers.
Marines: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
"One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*Joker struggles, fails to do the pull-up and drops from the bar*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
"Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"
"You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art masterpiece!"