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-->'''Peter:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Ginger:''' I will fuck myself, someone's gotta do it!

'''Ginger:''' I have something for you, look.\\
'''Ginger:''' ''[[[FlippingTheBird she gives him the middle finger]]]'' You were early again. [[LousyLoversAreLosers In the bedroom]].\\

'''Ginger:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms I will fuck myself]]. Someone's gotta do it.

Peter Vincent : Fuck you!\\

* Mark, David Franco's character. His role was basically playing his Series/{{Scrubs}} role but UpToEleven as a high school bully, and [[spoiler:when he becomes a vampire, he drops the funny. However, his line after being cured from his curse is this]]:

--> '''Peter:''' Fuck you!
--> '''Ginger:''' I will fuck myself, someone's gotta do it!

-->'''Peter:''' ''*click*'' Fucking eBay!

* A subtle one: while [[spoiler: Charley is lurking through Jerry's house to escape with Doris]], Jerry is seen watching one of Real Housewives TV series and laughing.

--> '''Ginger:''' I will fuck me, who else is gonna do it?

--->'''Ginger:''' I'm watching my show, you get it!
--->'''Peter:''' You're 'tivoing' it, you lazy cow!

--->'''Ginger:''' You get it, I'm watching my show!
--->'''Peter:''' Tivo it, you lazy cow!

* When Peter Vincent's gun jams:

** To put this in perspective: [[spoiler: he loses an arm when he fails to get to Peter Vincent before he enters his panic room]], [[spoiler: gets chomped in the neck by an axe]], [[spoiler: has a bookcase dropped on him]], [[spoiler: gets hit with a mace]] and then [[spoiler: get staked]].

* David Franco's character. His role was basically playing his {{Scrubs}} role but UpToEleven, and [[spoiler:when he becomes a vampire, his first line to Charley is this]]:
--> [[spoiler:"I'm undead, dude."]]

*** [[spoiler: On the other hand, considering he just got turned and he endured all THAT before he got staked, maybe he's actually a really GOOD vampire in the very short timeframe he had as one.]]
* Charlie's mom [[spoiler: staking Jerry with the Century 21 sign and his reaction to it]]
** Then Charlie [[spoiler: using another car to slam into his mother's van and knock it over onto Jerry]]

* Pretty much any scene with Peter Vincent falls under this but especially this exchange between Peter and his female assistant.

--> '''Assistant:''' I will fuck me, who else is gonna do it?

** Not to mention the time when Peter tells Ginger she was early for her entrance in one of the acts. She responds that ''he'' was ''late''... [[SpeedSex in bed]].

** Not to mention the time when Peter tells Ginger she was early for her entrance in one of the acts. She responds that ''he'' was ''late''... in bed.

* When Ed's trying to escape from Jerry in his friend's house, there's a moment when Ed gets outside... and [[Stealth HiBye Jerry is in a chair waiting for him]].

---> '''Peter''': Fuck you!
---> '''Assistant''': I will fuck me, who else is gonna do it?

--->'''Peter''': "I guess I don't wanna be a man like me, either." *Opens his coat to reveal an impressive arsenal of weaponry.* "Let's kill something."

--->'''Peter''':*click*-Fucking eBay!

** To put this in perspective: [[spoiler: he loses an arm when he fails to get to Peter Vincent before he enters his panic room]], [[spoiler: gets chomped in the neck by an axe]], [[spoiler: has a bookcase dropped on him]], [[spoiler: hit with a mace]] and then [[spoiler: staked]].

** Then Charlie [[spoiler: using another car slams into his mother's van to knock it over on Jerry]]

** Jerry's mock horror in that scene kills me
* When Ed's trying to escape from Jerry in his friend's house, there's a moment when Ed gets outside where Jerry is in a chair waiting for him.

--> [[spoiler:"I'm undead dude."]]
* The final scene of the film where [[spoiler: Charley and Amy are about to have sex in Peter's penthouse, and Peter accidentally interrupts them to come back for his phone, then before he leaves he tells Charley "not to do anything he wouldn't do" and then adds]]

-->'''Peter''' Dosen't really leave much except for mini-golf and sushi.

* The final scene of the film where [[spoiler: Charley and Amy are about to have sex in Peter's penthouse, and Peter accidentally interrupts them to come back for his phone, then before he leaves he tells Charley "not to do anything he wouldn't do" and then adds
-->'''Peter''' Dosen't leave much except for mini-golf and sushi.]]

-->'''Peter''' Dosen't leave much except for mini-golf and sushi.

--> [[spoiler:"I'm undead dude."]]