History Funny / FriendshipisWitchcraft

--> '''Twilight:''' Sorry... I don't speak Applenese.

%% * "Incoming mortar!"
%% ** "And she just kept screaming all day! Like... what's up with that?"

-->'''Rarity:''' What would you know about strength? You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a slinky!\\

* The ABBA-lanche.

* The lecture on robots.

* [[Film/TheWickerMan1973 The Equestrian]] [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 national anthem.]]
* As if Bon Bon's "I didn't put those in my bag!" line wasn't funny enough by default in the original, it gains an even more JerkAss tone...
* Apple Bloom getting Twilight to help her by [[spoiler:threatening to tell everyone about her Discord fanfic.]]

* "I think it's about time you took a bath. Now." "[[AC:[[NoWaterProofingInTheFuture But the water makes me feel funny...]]]]"

-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:I bet you don't even ''have'' a war face!]]\\

'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:''RAWWRR!'' See!? Mine's better!]]
* "[[AC:Incoming mortar!]]"
** "[[AC:And she just kept screaming all day! Like... what's up with that?]]"

'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:I'm leaving!]] [''walks offscreen, accompanied by thumps and slinky noises''] [[AC:Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.]]

* Spike's butchering of [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} "Reflection"]] as an audition for the Hearth's Warming Eve pageant. All of it.
* Fluttershy's intercom announcement to her fellow cultists.

* The history of Celestia and Molestia.

** "You are banished to space camp for 1,000 hours."
* Zecora's voice. Oh, and:

** Zecora in general is good for a laugh.

* "Now, careful, Raincloud."
** *''long pause''* "Yeah, it's a mystery..."

* The fact that nopony gave a damn about [[spoiler: Raincloud's ''HeroicSacrifice'']]. Or noticed that they didn't [[spoiler:[[FridgeLogic die from the explosion]]]].

* Twilight being in love with her (adopted) brother. And the song she sang

* The complete non-sequitur that is [[spoiler:the Socker Boppers commercial]].

* The fact that Sweetie Belle makes [[spoiler:car alarm sounds]] when she whistles.

-->"[[spoiler:Apple Bloom Goes Grave Robbing]]"\\

-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:Why do I have to be in the water?!]]
* "That's because I'm blind, you jack[[SoundEffectBleep -BLEEP-]]!"

-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:We could always tell the Thought Police.]]\\

* My god, the end credits. It's the "Babs Seed" song, with slightly altered lyrics...

* Spike's butchering of [[Disney/{{Mulan}} "Reflection"]] as an audition for the Hearth's Warming Eve pageant. All of it.

-->'''Zecora:''' Hey there kiddo, don't be sad. This night didn't turn out so s-sad... Just listen to what I've... [[PainfulRhyme sai-aid..]] ''And then you won't feel so sad!''

* [[Film/TheWickerMan The Equestrian national anthem.]]

-->'''Dear Princess Celestia: Today, on a separate adventure, I learned that the letters in my name spell "Skillet Wit Graph!" [[NoodleIncident Can I change my name again?]] Your faithful student, ''[[LargeHam WHO KNOWS~??]]'''''

'''Rainbow Dash:''' My apple just talked! But I don't regret eating it.

* The fact that nopony gave a *** about [[spoiler: Raincloud's ''HeroicSacrifice'']]. Or noticed that they didn't [[spoiler:[[FridgeLogic die from the explosion]]]].

* The fact that nopony gave a damn about [[spoiler: Raincloud's ''HeroicSacrifice'']]. Or noticed that they didn't [[spoiler:[[FridgeLogic die from the explosion]]]].

'''Celestia:''' You've got to be kidding me. I think the best course of action would be to find some kind of nonsense task and send you away for a while will we fix things.\\

* The complete non-sequitur that is the Socker Boppers commercial.

** At the end of the episode, Twilight sends her fanfic to Princess Celestia, who has a great reaction to Twilight's letter telling her about it.

* Many of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's lines in "Cute From The Hip" combined with their male voices:

-->'''Celestia:''' Twilight Sparkle, I have just been informed that we are in the midst of a very delicate political crisis. I gave you the very simple task of greeting the centaur ambassadors, and you put on an entire five hour puppet show centered around racist characters of their culture and religion!\\

* "A sister's contest? With ''you?'' If I wanted to be a loser I'd just [[NoodleIncident join Twilight's softball team!]]

-->'''Luna:''' Oh hi, Luna. This portal has been safely hidden away for centuries...in our bathroom. Your mission on this adventure is to re-establish many bases of contact about different global fighting, spiral into numerous times and making stampy noises backwards of into and from within different complex alfalfa mainframe and eventually to save the world.

* Pip's introduction makes you expect a common meme in the show....and then completely subverts it.

--->'''Pip:''' Ever since I lost my eye, I've been craving nothing but candy!
--->'''Twilight:''' Talk about holiday spirit!

* The Equestrian national anthem.

-->'''Princess Celestia:''' ''Please'' let it be a one-shot!
-->'''Twilight:''' Enclosed are all seventy chapters!
-->'''Celestia:''' (''getting swamped in chapters'') GUAGH!!!

-->'''Applejack:''' With just a little teamwork, we can all-
-->'''Twilight:''' I'm going in alone!

-->'''Diamond Tiara''': Hey, Cakey is MY best friend, I get to decide when she dies!

-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:I bet you don't even ''have'' a war face!]]
-->'''Rarity:''' (''half-heartedly)'' Rawrr...!
-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:''RAWWRR!'' See!? Mine's better!]]

-->'''Rarity:''' What would you know about strength? You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a slinky!
--> ''(Later)''
-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' [[AC:I'm leaving!]] ''(Walks offscreen, accompanied by thumps and slinky noises)'' [[AC:Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.]]

-->'''Mayor Mare:''' Here to drop the [[TotallyRadical 4-1-1]] on Molestia, I present Zecora, the whimsical rhyming zebra!
-->'''Zecora:''' Gather kids and form a circle, and listen as I... (beat, then muttering to herself) [[LeastRhymableWord um... circle... circle... uh....]] Hey kids, who wants to follow me to the creepy statue?

-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' [[BlatantLies I'm just a kid! I fit in!]]
-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Pinkie Pie, didn't you already have a childhood?
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' ... ''No.''

-->'''[[[ExecutiveMeddling CHERRY]]]jack''': Aww, corn! Luna's gone back to Space Camp! Without someone to gawk at, our own faults are exposed! Especially the children.
-->'''Noi''': I just wanted to feel validated!
-->'''Twilight''': Eww, look at her dress!
-->'''[[[SoundEffectBleep LEMON]]]jack''': I know, right?
-->'''Twilight''': Let's have a dance party!
-->'''[[[RuleOfThree WATERMELON]]]jack''': A dance party?
-->'''Twilight''': Whenever I feel depressed, I just DANCE PARTY!
-->(''dance party ensues'')
--> '''[[[RunningGag KIWI]]]jack''': Well, cob. The dance party's over! Without somethin' to groove to, we have to think about life and stuff! Especially the children.
-->'''Noi''': I just wanted to boogie down!
-->'''[[[OverlyLongGag BANANA]]]jack''': In that dress? I don't think so.

* From the end of Lunar Slander:
-->'''Luna:''' I do not see how these scary teeth will make me more sexy...
-->'''Twilight:''' Because... vampire!

-->'''Twilight''': Hmmm...
-->'''Spike''': Twilight...help...
-->'''Twilight''': Mmmm.

** *long pause* "Yeah, it's a mystery..."

-->'''Applejack:''' That was the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

* At the end of the [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall "pun scene"]]

--> '''Twilight:''' ''And'', I saw her painting blood runes in the castle courtyard!\\

* I LIKE PANTS!

--> '''Apple Bloom:''' Where do trains come from?
--> '''Applejack:''' God.

--> '''Diamond Tiara:''' Who's this girl? She looks like Apple Bloom if she were left out in the sun.
--> '''Silver Sppon:''' That's not really a face that's going to sell many toys.

''(a thought balloon of Babs appears)''\\

--> Spike: What is it, m'lady?
--> Twilight: Be honest, Spike, [[BreakingTheFourthWall does my face look weird from this angle?]]
--> ''Beat''
--> Twilight: Also, now that I have everything I could ever want, how do I know if I'm happy?
--> Spike: This calls for a hug!
--> Twilight: Now that I've fulfilled all teenage pony fantasies, what more is there for me to take by force?
--> Spike: You don't need anything else, Twi! You just need someone to pamper you until you die!

-->Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, I have just been informed that we are in the midst of a very delicate political crisis. I gave you the very simple task of greeting the centaur ambassadors, and you put on an entire five hour puppet show centered around racist characters of their culture and religion!
-->Spike: And, she stole their crown!
-->Celestia: You've got to be kidding me. I think the best course of action would be to find some kind of nonsense task and send you away for a while will we fix things.
-->Twilight: My own special mission? Will I learn about magic? And friendship?
-->Celestia: Oh yeah, yeah, sure, friendship and magic, more of that stuff...

* Their take on the infamous "moons" issue is that it has nothing to do with the actual moon and is just the pony way of saying "38 seconds."
-->'''Celestia''': Hurry, or we'll have to wait another eight minutes!

** * [[SoundEffectBleep *Buy some]] [[ClumsyCopyrightCensorship [CANTALOUPE]*]]

-->"Cloud!"
-->"Cloud!"
-->"Stick!"
-->"Stick!"
-->Applejack: "Big ol' stick!"

-->"I just follow the crowd!"
** In "Cute from the Hip" during the Cute-Cinera
-->"Parties are for grownups too!"
* In the short "Star Waving Mad", after Twilight crashes the moon into Ponyville, calls for Raincloud to save them are heard... apparently there are ponies that knew of Cloudie... just not the Mane 6

* From "Star Waving Mad"
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': ''(bites into an apple)'' Wow, Twilight, I wish I had a reptile pet as slow and dumb looking as yours!
-->'''Scootaloo''': Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! I'll wear whatever costume I need to, Mommy!
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': My apple just talked! But I don't regret eating it.

--> What is it, m'lady?

-->Celestia: You've got to be kidding me. I think the best course of action would be to find some kind of nonsense task