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-->'''Ross''': Chandler joined a VanillaIce look-alike contest and won!
-->'''Chandler''': Ross came in fourth and cried!
-->'''Ross''': Chandler joined a VanillaIce look-alike contest and won!
-->'''Chandler''': Ross came in fourth and cried!
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*Ross' "The bike is dying speech" especially the end when the seemingly unfazed Phoebe pleads for her bike not to die after Ross leaves.
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*Ross and Rachel breaking up again.
-->'''Rachel''': By the way, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!
-->'''Chandler''': I knew it!
-->'''Rachel''': By the way, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!
-->'''Chandler''': I knew it!
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*Rachel's dad recovering from a heart attack.
-->'''Leonard''': Hello, Ross. Get anymore of my daughters pregnant?
-->'''Ross''': No, no, just the one.
-->'''Leonard''': Hello, Ross. Get anymore of my daughters pregnant?
-->'''Ross''': No, no, just the one.
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*Joey going to auditions with a hernia in "The one where Joey loses his insurance".
-->(puts hand down his pants to relieve the pain) Hey Timmy, I've got a surprise for you.
*Ross buying a new couch.
-->'''Ross''': I want my couch to say "Kids welcome" but also say (seductively) "Come here to me".
-->'''Rachel''': Oh my God, you say that to kids?
-->(puts hand down his pants to relieve the pain) Hey Timmy, I've got a surprise for you.
*Ross buying a new couch.
-->'''Ross''': I want my couch to say "Kids welcome" but also say (seductively) "Come here to me".
-->'''Rachel''': Oh my God, you say that to kids?
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***"I especially liked the part about how {{Superman}} flew all the Jews out of Egypt".
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* Rachel's boyfriend Paul dancing in front of a mirror. "I'm just a love machine. YEAH BABY, HUUUUUUUAAAA!" And yeah, Paul is played by BruceWillis!
* Another good one: the gang is watching an old video of "[=FatMonica=]"; present-day Monica protests, "Come on, the camera adds ten pounds!"... prompting Chandler to [[DeadpanSnarker snark]], "So how many cameras are actually ''on'' you there?"
* 'Don't do the dance.' 'Right!'
-->Phoebe: Well, I guess we're gonna be '''going out into the hallway now...'''
-->Joey: Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green!
* Joey, discussing his broken fridge- "It's like we got a divorce, and I got to keep the kid... and now the kid died, and I gotta buy a new kid!"
* An extended series of awkward reveals:
-->'''Ross''': Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
-->'''Monica''': And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
-->'''Ross''': Yeah, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
-->'''Monica''': Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
-->'''Ross''': ''Monica and Chandler are living together!''
-->'''Monica''': ''Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, '''again!'''''
-->'''Phoebe''': I'm in love with Jacques Cousteau! "
-->'''Rachel''': I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
-->'''Joey''': I wanna gooooo!
-->'''Mrs. Geller''': . . . That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. Joey, if you want to go, just go. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did NOT taste good. Pheobe, I'm sorry, but I believe Jacques Cousteau is dead. And Monica, why you decided to hide such an important relationship from us is beyond me.
-->'''Mr. Geller''': And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
* Special mention goes to this scene.
-->'''Ross:''' * dressed as the holiday armadillo* What are you doing here, Santa Claus?
-->'''Chandler:''' Why I'm here to visit Ben (Ross's son)! What are you doing here... weird... turtle... man?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k Cat jumps on Ross' head.]]
* Joey starts wearing a bag around to try and improve his credibility as an actor. Chandler and Ross make much with the fun, until eventually Chandler runs out of ways to imply Joey's a woman, and just runs with.
--> '''Rachel:''' That bag is definitely going to get you the part.
--> '''Chandler:''' And a date with a man!
* The episode where Chandler and Monica's relationship is finally revealed contains an absolute gem from Ross. To give some context, keep in mind he's meeting with a psychiatrist to prove that he's no longer angry.
--> '''Ross'''" ''"Oh yeah, I'm feeling much better now. Wait, what? What? '''[=GET OFF MY SISTER=]!!!'''."''
* Robin Williams and Billy Crystal appear in the cold open to a third season episode. They weren't scripted to appear, but happened to be nearby at the time of filming, so the producers asked them to step in. The result was an [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] performance that was utterly hilarious.
* David Schwimmer has a knack for physical comedy second to none. Frequently unscripted.
** In "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming The One With]] the Prom Video" he trips going up a flight of stairs.
** In "The One With the German Laundry Detergent" he gets hit in the head by the door to a dryer and falls down.
** In "The One With the Giant Poking Device" he runs into a wall.
** In "The Last One" he's running to the ticket counter at an airport and sprints through the twisty turny roped off line.
* Another good one: the gang is watching an old video of "[=FatMonica=]"; present-day Monica protests, "Come on, the camera adds ten pounds!"... prompting Chandler to [[DeadpanSnarker snark]], "So how many cameras are actually ''on'' you there?"
* 'Don't do the dance.' 'Right!'
-->Phoebe: Well, I guess we're gonna be '''going out into the hallway now...'''
-->Joey: Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green!
* Joey, discussing his broken fridge- "It's like we got a divorce, and I got to keep the kid... and now the kid died, and I gotta buy a new kid!"
* An extended series of awkward reveals:
-->'''Ross''': Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
-->'''Monica''': And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
-->'''Ross''': Yeah, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
-->'''Monica''': Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
-->'''Ross''': ''Monica and Chandler are living together!''
-->'''Monica''': ''Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, '''again!'''''
-->'''Phoebe''': I'm in love with Jacques Cousteau! "
-->'''Rachel''': I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
-->'''Joey''': I wanna gooooo!
-->'''Mrs. Geller''': . . . That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. Joey, if you want to go, just go. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did NOT taste good. Pheobe, I'm sorry, but I believe Jacques Cousteau is dead. And Monica, why you decided to hide such an important relationship from us is beyond me.
-->'''Mr. Geller''': And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
* Special mention goes to this scene.
-->'''Ross:''' * dressed as the holiday armadillo* What are you doing here, Santa Claus?
-->'''Chandler:''' Why I'm here to visit Ben (Ross's son)! What are you doing here... weird... turtle... man?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k Cat jumps on Ross' head.]]
* Joey starts wearing a bag around to try and improve his credibility as an actor. Chandler and Ross make much with the fun, until eventually Chandler runs out of ways to imply Joey's a woman, and just runs with.
--> '''Rachel:''' That bag is definitely going to get you the part.
--> '''Chandler:''' And a date with a man!
* The episode where Chandler and Monica's relationship is finally revealed contains an absolute gem from Ross. To give some context, keep in mind he's meeting with a psychiatrist to prove that he's no longer angry.
--> '''Ross'''" ''"Oh yeah, I'm feeling much better now. Wait, what? What? '''[=GET OFF MY SISTER=]!!!'''."''
* Robin Williams and Billy Crystal appear in the cold open to a third season episode. They weren't scripted to appear, but happened to be nearby at the time of filming, so the producers asked them to step in. The result was an [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] performance that was utterly hilarious.
* David Schwimmer has a knack for physical comedy second to none. Frequently unscripted.
** In "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming The One With]] the Prom Video" he trips going up a flight of stairs.
** In "The One With the German Laundry Detergent" he gets hit in the head by the door to a dryer and falls down.
** In "The One With the Giant Poking Device" he runs into a wall.
** In "The Last One" he's running to the ticket counter at an airport and sprints through the twisty turny roped off line.
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-->You wanna see me ecstatic? Here. (cracks a really small smile)
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-->You wanna see me ecstatic? Here.Here it is. (cracks a really small smile)
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*Paolo's brief reappearance in season 2.
-->'''Ross''': What are you doing here?
-->'''Paolo''': I do Raquel.
-->'''Ross''': What are you doing here?
-->'''Paolo''': I do Raquel.
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*Ross isn't the only one who falls for ThatCameOutWrong. Here's Monica in season 3.
-->"I've been wanting to run my own kitchen since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery". (Rachel just stares at her waiting if she just heard what she said)
-->"I've been wanting to run my own kitchen since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery". (Rachel just stares at her waiting if she just heard what she said)
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*Joey meeting Estelle for the first time.
-->You wanna see me ecstatic? Here. (cracks a really small smile)
-->You wanna see me ecstatic? Here. (cracks a really small smile)
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*Monica's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsl19-J_H4s&feature=related sex lesson]].
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*Ross [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWGXwbeE4qU&feature=related imitating a velociraptor]].
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*Chandler, Joey and Monica [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk4d8IBw7SQ&feature=related explaining what happened to them at the beach]].
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* TheOne where Chandler can't remember which sister he kissed. He's a kisser when he's drunk.
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* TheOne "The one where Chandler can't remember which sister he kissed.sister". He's a kisser when he's drunk.
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*TheOne where Chandler can't remember which sister he kissed. He's a kisser when he's drunk.
-->'''Chandler''': I get a little too friendly when I'm drunk.
-->'''Monica''': That's okay.
-->'''Rachel''': That's all right.
-->'''Ross''': [[HoYay That's okay]].
-->'''Chandler''': I get a little too friendly when I'm drunk.
-->'''Monica''': That's okay.
-->'''Rachel''': That's all right.
-->'''Ross''': [[HoYay That's okay]].
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*Ross and Joey ending the segregation in the museum but everyone starts saying TooMuchInformation about themselves.
-->I came here 3 months ago but the city still scares me!
-->I didn't pay for this pear!
-->These (fer breasts) aren't real!
-->I have to flip the light switch on and off 17 times or my family will die!
-->I came here 3 months ago but the city still scares me!
-->I didn't pay for this pear!
-->These (fer breasts) aren't real!
-->I have to flip the light switch on and off 17 times or my family will die!
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*Chandler getting attacked by a pigeon in "The One With Phoebe's Husband". Forgot how high Jennifer Aniston can shriek.
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* Monica seeing Joey naked in "The One With The Flashback" ("A nice ("Here's your glass of penis").penis").
*Chandler, Joey & Ross talking about Rachel & Mark in "The One With All The Jealousy"
-->'''Chandler''': Then she'll be like "I should be with him 'cause he understands me".
-->'''Joey''': And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
-->'''Chandler''': He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
*Chandler, Joey & Ross talking about Rachel & Mark in "The One With All The Jealousy"
-->'''Chandler''': Then she'll be like "I should be with him 'cause he understands me".
-->'''Joey''': And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
-->'''Chandler''': He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
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*Monica seeing Joey naked in "The One With The Flashback" ("A nice glass of penis").
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-->"He was a double double / double jointed boy"
-->"And tegrin spelled backward is nirget"
-->"He must decide / He must decide / Even though I made him up, he must decide!"
-->"And tegrin spelled backward is nirget"
-->"He must decide / He must decide / Even though I made him up, he must decide!"
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*Rachel jealous over a girl showing interest in Ross
-->"Horny bitch. (Ross and the girl look at her. Rachel pretends to play with the toys she's carrying) No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!"
-->"Horny bitch. (Ross and the girl look at her. Rachel pretends to play with the toys she's carrying) No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!"
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*Ross trying to drink Carol's breast milk.
-->"Give me the bottle." (squeezes milk onto his arm) "Give me the towel". (wipes the milk off and storms away)
-->"Give me the bottle." (squeezes milk onto his arm) "Give me the towel". (wipes the milk off and storms away)
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-->"What you need is a wang"
-->"A thing with which to tinkle
-->"Or play with, or simply let hang"
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-->"Or play with, or simply let hang"
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-->"What you need is envy's a wang"
schwang"
-->"A thing with whichto you can tinkle
-->"Or -->"To play with, or simply let hang"
-->"A thing with which
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**On that note, Ross buying a new car on his 30th birthday except he can't get it out of the sidewalk because it's cornered front and rear. So he gets the gang to "Lift... and slide".
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*Joey appearing in what seemed to be a serious play, until he said "Now, I'm gonna get on this spaceship..."
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*Joey's "Freud!" song.
-->"What you want is a dinkle"
-->"What you need is a wang"
-->"A thing with which to tinkle
-->"Or play with, or simply let hang"
-->"What you want is a dinkle"
-->"What you need is a wang"
-->"A thing with which to tinkle
-->"Or play with, or simply let hang"
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** Pretty much anything involving Joey, Chandler, and the chair in "TOW No One's Ready.
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** Pretty much anything involving Joey, Chandler, and the chair in "TOW No One's Ready.Ready".
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** Pretty much anything involving Joey, Chandler, and the chair in "TOW No One's Ready.
-->'''Chandler''': All right, fine, I'm going, but when I get back it's CHAIR CITY, and I'm the guy who's....s-sitting in a...CHAIR!
-->'''Chandler''': All right, fine, I'm going, but when I get back it's CHAIR CITY, and I'm the guy who's....s-sitting in a...CHAIR!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_PklVas9cA "Pivot! Pivot!! PIVOT!" "Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"]]
