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29th Mar '16 9:14:58 AM Sauka
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* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.

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* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.next.
* In season 4, episode 5, Josie attempts to give her roommates tea, only to walk in [[ADateWithRosiePalms on all of them masturbating.]] The prize goes to Oregon, who's seen pleasuring herself with a riding crop, holding a first-place ribbon.
6th Jan '14 6:40:11 AM ikissfrogs
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* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"

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* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, Kingsley in Series 1, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"


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* The three-way bitch fight between Josie, Heather and Sam, culminating in everyone slapping everyone.
21st Dec '13 4:19:32 AM MackTheKnife
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** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs.

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** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs.boobs, all scored to [[SoundtrackDissonance "Don't Leave Me This Way"]].
-->'''JP:''' She is my woman!
-->'''Kingsley:''' Women aren't possessions!
-->'''JP:''' STOP TALKING IN MEANINGLESS RIDDLES!
-->(...)
--> ''Kingsley tries to choke JP with one of his fake breasts''
-->'''JP:''' You can't hurt me with boobs, Kingsley! I ''thrive'' on boobs!



* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours'', but refuses to give up.

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* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours'', but refuses hours''.
* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next
to give up.Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.
19th Dec '13 8:20:02 AM MackTheKnife
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-->'''Howard:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne But I don't even like ''Lord of the Rings''!]]

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-->'''Howard:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne But I don't even like ''Lord of the Rings''!]]Rings''!]]
* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours'', but refuses to give up.
19th Dec '13 8:12:55 AM MackTheKnife
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* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"

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** Dan, still angry at Kingsley's complaint, then forces Kingsley to run after the minivan with a broken leg.
* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"Popey!"
* Episode seven of the third series has JP attempting to murder Kingsley, paranoid that he's stealing Sam from him. One attempt is making Kinsgley a risotto full of shards of glass.
-->'''Kingsley:''' Is this broken glass?
-->'''JP:''' Wouldn't have thought so. It's probably just a bit of transparent rice. Or maybe a pearl onion.
** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs.
* Howard attempts to create a new image to win a geology scholarship. The result is described by Vod as "special needs line dancer", and by JP as "trainee paedo".
-->'''Vod:''' Everyone's got a vibe, Howard. Yours is the whole "NHS-specs-chronic-masturbator-Lord-of-the-Rings-fan" vibe.
-->'''Howard:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne But I don't even like ''Lord of the Rings''!]]
18th Dec '13 3:39:52 PM ikissfrogs
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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is ''absolutely hilarious''.

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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating with Kingsley is ''absolutely hilarious''.



* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley. "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"

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* JP getting stuck up a cliff and his subsequent argument with Kingsley. And then Howard gets in on the action...
* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley. Kingsley, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"
7th Dec '13 2:39:48 PM ikissfrogs
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* "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"

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* "How would you like me to ram this spoon up your arse, Rumple-shithead?"
* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley.
"So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"
7th Dec '13 2:15:59 PM ikissfrogs
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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.

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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.
''absolutely hilarious''.
7th Dec '13 2:15:29 PM ikissfrogs
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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence discovering that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.

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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence discovering finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.
reactions.
7th Dec '13 2:13:29 PM ikissfrogs
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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.

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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence discovering that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating is absolutely hilarious thanks to JP and Kingsley's reactions.reactions.
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