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15th Apr '18 3:32:24 PM Outrune
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* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating with Kingsley is ''absolutely hilarious''.

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* Dave's discovery that Josie has cheated on him with Kingsley (and JP). Although the scenario situation is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy nightmare (being targeted by an angry, violent bloke who's had a few beers and proved he's capable of violence finding violence), the way it plays out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating with Kingsley is ''absolutely hilarious''.
15th Apr '18 3:28:34 PM Outrune
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-->'''Howard:''' Dave. He's gone rogue. He's just nutted Brian. He knows.
-->'''Kingsley:''' What does he know?
-->'''Howard:''' ''Everything.''
-->'''Vod:''' He's on his way, Defcon 1! I repeat! DEFCON 1!
-->'''Kingsley:''' Oh fuck, fuck! Fuck!!
22nd Dec '17 7:47:05 AM axle-k89
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* Kingsley, [[BedmateReveal upon discovering Josie sharing a bed with him and Heather]], has this to say to Heather: "Why is she in our bed?!"

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* Kingsley, Kingsley in the burglary episode, [[BedmateReveal upon discovering Josie sharing a bed with him and Heather]], has this to say to Heather: "Why is she in our bed?!"
17th Oct '17 9:33:30 AM axle-k89
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* A BrickJoke later in the same episode, where Vod decides to lure Al back by flushing a pair of jeans down the toilet, and at the end, Howard answers the door to a different handyman who was called out to remove said jeans.

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* A BrickJoke later in the same episode, where Vod decides to lure Al back by flushing a pair of jeans down the toilet, and at the end, Howard answers the door to a different handyman who was called out to remove said jeans.jeans.
* Thanks to a piece of advice from Sabine earlier on, Josie searches for JP's father's urn in a skip and she finds it... only to spill the ashes into the skip by accident. She gets a hilarious look on her face that screams "I hope to God no one saw that!"
17th Oct '17 9:29:39 AM axle-k89
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* In season 4, episode 5, Josie attempts to give her roommates tea, only to walk in [[ADateWithRosiePalms on all of them masturbating.]] The prize goes to Oregon, who's seen pleasuring herself with a riding crop, holding a first-place ribbon.

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* In season 4, episode 5, Josie attempts to give her roommates tea, only to walk in [[ADateWithRosiePalms on all of them masturbating.]] The prize goes to Oregon, who's seen pleasuring herself with a riding crop, holding a first-place ribbon.ribbon.
* In the burglary episode, Oregon directs a question to Vod in Al's bedroom, who looks up, only she has a pair of Al's underpants on her face.
* A BrickJoke later in the same episode, where Vod decides to lure Al back by flushing a pair of jeans down the toilet, and at the end, Howard answers the door to a different handyman who was called out to remove said jeans.
16th Oct '17 1:23:11 PM axle-k89
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* Kingsley, [[BedmateReveal upon discovering Josie sharing a bed with him and Heather]], has this to say to Heather: "Why is she in our bed?!"
15th Oct '17 8:34:16 AM axle-k89
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* One of Howard's messages to Sabine after a series of ones with no reply is: "Sabine, are you currently dead?" He then decides to delete it.



* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.

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* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, Oregon (who's asleep), and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.next. The funniest part is when they wake Oregon up and she says loudly, "Are you two humping?!"
29th Mar '16 9:14:58 AM Sauka
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* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.

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* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.next.
* In season 4, episode 5, Josie attempts to give her roommates tea, only to walk in [[ADateWithRosiePalms on all of them masturbating.]] The prize goes to Oregon, who's seen pleasuring herself with a riding crop, holding a first-place ribbon.
6th Jan '14 6:40:11 AM ikissfrogs
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* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"

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* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley, Kingsley in Series 1, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"


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* The three-way bitch fight between Josie, Heather and Sam, culminating in everyone slapping everyone.
21st Dec '13 4:19:32 AM MackTheKnife
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** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs.

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** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs.boobs, all scored to [[SoundtrackDissonance "Don't Leave Me This Way"]].
-->'''JP:''' She is my woman!
-->'''Kingsley:''' Women aren't possessions!
-->'''JP:''' STOP TALKING IN MEANINGLESS RIDDLES!
-->(...)
--> ''Kingsley tries to choke JP with one of his fake breasts''
-->'''JP:''' You can't hurt me with boobs, Kingsley! I ''thrive'' on boobs!



* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours'', but refuses to give up.

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* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours'', but refuses hours''.
* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next
to give up.Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.
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