Episode seven of the third series has JP attempting to murder Kingsley, paranoid that he's stealing Sam from him. One attempt is making Kinsgley a risotto full of shards of glass.
Kingsley: Is this broken glass?
JP: Wouldn't have thought so. It's probably just a bit of transparent rice. Or maybe a pearl onion.
- This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be Tear Jerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean George Harrison) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs, all scored to "Don't Leave Me This Way".
JP: She is my woman!
Kingsley: Women aren't possessions!
JP: STOP TALKING IN MEANINGLESS RIDDLES!
Kingsley tries to choke JP with one of his fake breasts
JP: You can't hurt me with boobs, Kingsley! I thrive on boobs!