History Funny / FreelanceAstronauts

18th Jul '16 10:45:57 PM PaulA
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'''pipes!''': [[{{Babe}} That'll do, pig. That'll do.]] What's this--UNH! Drop a line! I don't even ''need'' to see where it goes! I just know! I just ''know'' where it'll fall! BAM! DOWN! TRASH-TALKING CHESS! YOU GOT NOTHING! WHAT?! WHAT!? THIS IS ''MY'' HOUSE! ''MY'' IMMACULATELY-CONSTRUCTED HOUSE! BLOCKS ARE GOING EVERYWHERE! LOOK AT THAT--DROP RIGHT DOWN! I DON'T KEEP UNEVEN LINES! NO HOLES! NO HOLES...UNLIKE YOUR MOM! ''BURN!'' LOOK AT THAT! DROP! OH! OH! OH! ''OH!''\\

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'''pipes!''': [[{{Babe}} [[Film/{{Babe}} That'll do, pig. That'll do.]] What's this--UNH! Drop a line! I don't even ''need'' to see where it goes! I just know! I just ''know'' where it'll fall! BAM! DOWN! TRASH-TALKING CHESS! YOU GOT NOTHING! WHAT?! WHAT!? THIS IS ''MY'' HOUSE! ''MY'' IMMACULATELY-CONSTRUCTED HOUSE! BLOCKS ARE GOING EVERYWHERE! LOOK AT THAT--DROP RIGHT DOWN! I DON'T KEEP UNEVEN LINES! NO HOLES! NO HOLES...UNLIKE YOUR MOM! ''BURN!'' LOOK AT THAT! DROP! OH! OH! OH! ''OH!''\\
1st Jul '16 9:02:18 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Pipes trying to figure out how Ganondorf floats in midair and attacks.

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* Pipes trying to figure out how Ganondorf floats in midair and attacks.[[ShockAndAwe attacks]].
1st Jul '16 8:48:08 AM lady_peaseblossom
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-->'''Maxwell''': [[NoJustNo No.]]

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-->'''Maxwell''': [[NoJustNo [[NoJustNoReaction No.]]
1st Jul '16 8:44:49 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* A random conversation about sex club ideas brings forth an uncomfortable revelation about Evek:
-->'''pipes!''': So new business idea: S&M dungeon sex club--
-->'''Maxwell''': [[NoJustNo No.]]
-->'''pipes!''': --that has the look of a video game dungeon.
-->'''Maxwell''': ...maybe...
-->'''pipes!''': Caters to a very specific niche of horny pervert nerds.
-->'''Maxwell''': If you put it in Japan, it would work. You're asking for a combination of video games and sexiness which I think just isn't there. At least not in dungeons, anyway.
-->'''pipes!''': Well--
-->'''Evek''': You haven't been in the right dungeons, then.
-->(''surprised laughter'')
-->'''Ferr''': ...that sounds like an experienced opinion.
1st Jul '16 8:20:03 AM lady_peaseblossom
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-->'''Evek:''' Fairy Slingshot... can't even make it manly.\\
'''Maxwell:''' What would it shoot? [[TestosteronePoisoning Steak?]]\\

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-->'''Evek:''' Fairy Slingshot..."Fairy slingshot"... can't even make it manly.\\
'''Maxwell:''' '''pipes!:''' What would it shoot? [[TestosteronePoisoning Steak?]]\\
26th May '16 7:26:45 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* During Luis's death:
--> '''Leon''': LUIS! [[SayMyName LUIIIIIIS!]]
--> '''Ferr:''' [[GenreSavvy Scream "no". Scream "no."]]
--> '''Evek:''' It's not ''that'' cheesy.
--> '''Ferr:''' (''as Leon'') [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] And because he was Spanish, I should scream it in Spanish too: [[ElNinoIsSpanishForTheNino NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
16th May '16 1:58:10 PM TheMeteorKing
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* At one point the guys go off on a bizarre tangent that results in them coming up with the movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg7IgG4GxxA Wonka's List]]

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* At one point the guys go off on a bizarre tangent that results in them coming up with the movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg7IgG4GxxA [[https://youtu.be/Sg7IgG4GxxA?t=9m22s Wonka's List]]
11th May '16 9:25:30 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* impulse101 is an even bigger cheat than the kick. It unlocks all sorts of [[JokeWeapon insane weaponry]], including the scissors from ''{{Postal}}'', a watermelon cannon, [[PlayStationPortable a PSP that shoots exploding game discs]], and [[ItMakesSenseInContext exploding bananas]][[note]]pressing the alt-fire makes the bananas break apart and explode[[/note]].

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* impulse101 is an even bigger cheat than the kick. It unlocks all sorts of [[JokeWeapon insane weaponry]], including the scissors from ''{{Postal}}'', a watermelon cannon, [[PlayStationPortable [[UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable a PSP that shoots exploding game discs]], and [[ItMakesSenseInContext exploding bananas]][[note]]pressing the alt-fire makes the bananas break apart and explode[[/note]].
10th May '16 8:31:15 PM honeyishrunkmyself
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* Link getting [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQ1WGoCMkU&t=3m11s gang-raped by zombies]] He goes from full-health to 1 and 1/4 health in the span of about 20 seconds. (Spoilered for [[those who don't find these jokes very funny YMMV]].)

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* Link getting [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQ1WGoCMkU&t=3m11s gang-raped by zombies]] He goes from full-health to 1 and 1/4 health in the span of about 20 seconds. (Spoilered for [[those those who don't find these jokes very funny YMMV]].funny.)
10th May '16 8:30:24 PM honeyishrunkmyself
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* Link getting [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQ1WGoCMkU&t=3m11s gang-raped by zombies]] He goes from full-health to 1 and 1/4 health in the span of about 20 seconds. (Spoilered for those who don't find these jokes very funny.)

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* Link getting [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQ1WGoCMkU&t=3m11s gang-raped by zombies]] He goes from full-health to 1 and 1/4 health in the span of about 20 seconds. (Spoilered for those [[those who don't find these jokes very funny.funny YMMV]].)
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