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11th Dec '17 4:50:25 PM HextarVigar
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--> '''Snow:''' This'll be a piece of cake! Let's ''do'' this!
-->'''Lightning:''' Follow my lead!
-->'''Snow:''' '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning:''' Hang in there, Hope. Snow. ... ''SNOW!'' Don't just stand there!
-->'''Snow''' Ha! '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning:''' *groans*
-->'''Snow:''' C'mon; show me what you got!
-->'''Lightning:''' Wanna lend a hand here?
-->'''Snow''' Eh, don't worry, Light; I can take him! Watch this! '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning''' *sighs* ...never mind.
31st Oct '17 11:12:22 AM Miruka
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-->'''Snow:''' Oops...[[CaptainObvious probably should've covered that]].
* When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face...then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.

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-->'''Snow:''' Oops... [[CaptainObvious probably should've covered that]].
* When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face... then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.



* Hope and Vanille falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:

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* Hope and Vanille free falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:



* This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their AngelsPose...followed immediately by a mob [[TalkToTheFist knocking one of them flat on their ass]]. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).

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* This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their AngelsPose... followed immediately by a mob [[TalkToTheFist knocking one of them flat on their ass]]. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).



** If a party member is launched just before another member heals or buffs them, they have a chance of spouting their character-specific "thanks!" line... [[CasualDangerDialogue while being juggled Smash Bros. style by a Behemoth.]] And, of course, the simple sight of your medic desperately chucking cure spells at someone who is soaring through the air is completely hilarious by itself.
* Chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air in free fall as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.
-->'''Vanille:''' "You could have warned me!" \\
'''Fang:''' "That's how they get around on Cocoon." \\
'''Hope:''' "[[CallBack That's how]] ''Light'' [[ChekhovsGun gets around]]!"

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** If a party member is launched just before another member heals or buffs them, they have a chance of spouting their character-specific "thanks!" "Thanks!" line... [[CasualDangerDialogue while being juggled Smash Bros. style by a Behemoth.]] And, of course, the simple sight of your medic desperately chucking cure spells at someone who is soaring through the air is completely hilarious by itself.
* Chapter In chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air in free fall as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.
-->'''Vanille:''' "You You could have warned me!" me! \\
'''Fang:''' "That's That's how they get around on Cocoon." Cocoon. \\
'''Hope:''' "[[CallBack [[CallBack That's how]] ''Light'' [[ChekhovsGun gets around]]!"around]]!



* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her...until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].

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* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her... until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].



-->'''Sazh:''' Whoa...whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [{{beat}}] [[IMeantToDoThat I knew that'd happen]].
* Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.
-->'''Sazh:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I mean...]]''[[DeadpanSnarker what]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker are they teaching kids in school these days?]]

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-->'''Sazh:''' Whoa... whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [{{beat}}] [[IMeantToDoThat I knew that'd happen]].
* Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.
-->'''Sazh:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I mean...]]''[[DeadpanSnarker what]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker are they teaching kids in school these days?]]
happen]].



-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:"Bar...do...ly"]]
* During the cutscene for the opening of Chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:

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-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:"Bar...[[spoiler:Bar...do...ly"]]
ly.]]
* During the cutscene for the opening of Chapter chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:



-->'''Lightning:''' "Cie food". Cute.

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-->'''Lightning:''' "Cie food". food." Cute.



-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

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-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
but-
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) "Okay, Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"''Oww!''
18th Mar '17 9:44:14 AM Spinycemb
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* Sazh noticing and trying to catch a Cactuar that's taunting him. It runs off the moment he springs for it. Later on they meet back up in the same place... but the Cactuar is now a ''Gigantuar'', and still just as fast as it was originally... But far more confident in its ability to defend itself.
1st Jun '16 10:07:45 PM omegafire17
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-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

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-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) around; indignant) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"
27th Mar '16 7:32:34 PM Tsukiyomaru0
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** But there is more to that scene! When she tries to yank, the sheep gives a ''"What the heck are you doing?"'' glance to her and Vanille gets a little nervous. The moment she succeeds in yanking the wool off, the tearing sound is so loud that the first thing you might think is ''"Well, staggered this sheep good."''
25th Dec '15 8:08:09 PM eowynjedi
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--> '''Sazh:''' I mean... what are they ''teaching'' kids these days?
16th Dec '15 8:47:25 PM eowynjedi
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* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know--like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television--nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.
9th Dec '15 12:22:09 AM Raikoh
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* The chocobo chick's datalog entry.
--->The chick has no name, as voicing the true identity of the animal [[SeriousBusiness might trigger ripples of destiny across Cocoon and cause a hurricane in Eden.]] Either that, or Sazh hasn't thought of one yet.
9th Aug '15 4:25:39 PM Miruka
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* The opening cinematic to Chapter 12 contains one for Snow. He waves to a cheering crowd...conveniently forgetting about his l'Cie mark. Once the guards start mobilizing, he realizes what just happened.

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* The opening cinematic to Chapter 12 contains one for Snow. He waves to a cheering crowd...conveniently forgetting about his l'Cie mark.brand. Once the guards start mobilizing, he realizes what just happened.



* In a random side-scene while wandering Pulse, you can come across some of the [[{{RidiculouslyCuteCritter}} sheep]]. Vanille walks up to a larger one, grabs it, then ''yanks a tuft of its wool off so hard it sends the thing crashing to its side when it comes off''.
* Early on when Vanille is left with Sazh, she's climbing up a piece of rubble/machinery. While it wasn't intentional, Sazh looked around and was about to get a [[PantyShot full view of Vanille]]. His chocobo, completely annoyed, blocks his view and chirps indignantly.
* Doubling as a MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler: took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

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* In a random side-scene while While wandering Pulse, you can come across some of the [[{{RidiculouslyCuteCritter}} sheep]]. Vanille walks up to a larger one, grabs it, then ''yanks a tuft of its wool off so hard it sends the thing crashing to its side when it comes off''.
* Early on when Vanille is left with Sazh, she's climbing up a piece of rubble/machinery. While it wasn't isn't intentional, Sazh looked around looks up and was is about to get a [[PantyShot full view of Vanille]]. His chocobo, completely annoyed, The chocobo chick blocks his view and chirps indignantly.
* Doubling as a MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler: took [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.



-->'''Vanille:''' Mm-hmm. *lifts her skirt, revealing her brand* Right here.

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-->'''Vanille:''' Mm-hmm. *lifts (''lifts her skirt, revealing her brand* brand'') Right here.
9th Jan '14 2:01:34 PM omegafire17
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* When Snow's a prisoner, he's looking at Serah's crystal tear, and:
-->*Fang hits Snow on the back of the head*
-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"
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