History Funny / FateStayNight

4th Jun '16 11:37:43 PM Andrzej
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-->'''Ilya:''' You--- ''*executes 230-hit combo on Shirou*'' '''''[[BerserkButton fuckin' chicken grill!]]''''' I can't believe this! I can't believe [[OneHundredPercentCompletion anyone]] would be such an insane gamer that they'd come to this Tiger Dojo! Osu! You shouldn't be here! Beat that Goldie quickly and protect Saber or I'm going to get [[AxCrazy mad!]]

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-->'''Ilya:''' You--- ''*executes ''[executes 230-hit combo on Shirou*'' Shirou]'' '''''[[BerserkButton fuckin' chicken grill!]]''''' I can't believe this! I can't believe [[OneHundredPercentCompletion anyone]] would be such an insane gamer that they'd come to this Tiger Dojo! Osu! You shouldn't be here! Beat that Goldie quickly and protect Saber or I'm going to get [[AxCrazy mad!]]



'''Rin:''' ''(not listening)'' That does it, kid!… I heard you laughing!...

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'''Rin:''' ''(not listening)'' ''[not listening]'' That does it, kid!… I heard you laughing!...



'''Rin:''' ''*Starts blushing again*'' [[FlatWhat Wha-]]\\

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'''Rin:''' ''*Starts ''[starts blushing again*'' again]'' [[FlatWhat Wha-]]\\



-->'''Shirou:''' So her life's not in danger?\\

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-->'''Shirou:''' --->'''Shirou:''' So her life's not in danger?\\



-->'''Kirei:''' (''with a serious frown'') Running footsteps. The only ways out of here are through this chapel or the back door. What is she doing, breaking the window to go outside? (''smiles'') ...Oh, I see. Most windows here have fixed fittings. She had to break it to get out. For someone who's still recovering, she's pretty violent.\\

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-->'''Kirei:''' (''with ''[with a serious frown'') frown]'' Running footsteps. The only ways out of here are through this chapel or the back door. What is she doing, breaking the window to go outside? (''smiles'') ...''[smiles]'' ...Oh, I see. Most windows here have fixed fittings. She had to break it to get out. For someone who's still recovering, she's pretty violent.\\
4th Jun '16 11:33:05 PM Andrzej
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--> '''Rin''': [[MundaneUtility "Clean up the room downstairs, please. You made that mess, so be responsible and clean the place up]]."\\
'''Archer''': "[[TheStoic Understood. Damn you, master.]]"

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--> '''Rin''': -->'''Rin:''' [[MundaneUtility "Clean Clean up the room downstairs, please. You made that mess, so be responsible and clean the place up]]."\\
'''Archer''': "[[TheStoic
up.]]\\
'''Archer:''' [[TheStoic
Understood. Damn you, master.]]"]]



* When Archer faces against against Lancer:
-->'''Rin''': "Servant... Lancer-"
-->'''Lancer''': "That's right. And your servant is Saber
-->... Or maybe not. Who the hell are you?"

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* When Archer faces against against Lancer:
-->'''Rin''': "Servant... Lancer-"
-->'''Lancer''': "That's
-->'''Rin:''' Servant… Lancer.\\
'''Lancer:''' That's
right. And your servant is Saber
-->...
Saber… Or maybe not. Who the hell are you?"you?



--> '''Shirou''': According to Father, "the old man's like a yakuza boss." Of course, this is just prejudice. He's not ''like'' a yakuza boss, he ''is'' a yakuza boss.

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--> '''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou:''' According to Father, "the old man's like a yakuza boss." Of course, this is just prejudice. He's not ''like'' a yakuza boss, he ''is'' a yakuza boss.



-->'''Saber''': Maybe, maybe not. It could be an axe. Or not. Maybe I have something completely different. Like a bow.
-->'''Lancer''': Get real, Saber!
* During the same fight, Saber figures out who Lancer is approximately seconds after he calls the name of his Noble Phantasm and spear, Gae Bolg. This being the second time he has been identified easily, Lancer remarks that there is such a thing as being too famous. [[spoiler: This also serves as the reason why Saber is using her own weapon in invisible mode, as is apparent by the reveal of her true name.]]

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-->'''Saber''': -->'''Saber:''' Maybe, maybe not. It could be an axe. Or not. Maybe I have something completely different. Like a bow.
-->'''Lancer''':
bow.\\
'''Lancer:'''
Get real, Saber!
* During the same fight, Saber figures out who Lancer is approximately seconds after he calls the name of his Noble Phantasm and spear, Gae Bolg. This being the second time he has been identified easily, Lancer remarks that there is such a thing as being too famous. [[spoiler: This [[spoiler:This also serves as the reason why Saber is using her own weapon in invisible mode, as is apparent by the reveal of her true name.]]



-->'''Rin''': 'I'll go up against a master and servant and see how it goes'. If you say that, I will laugh in your face.
--> '''Shiro''': Uh....
-->'''Rin''': *''proceeds to laugh in his face, with a smug/haughty look on her own''*

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-->'''Rin''': -->'''Rin:''' 'I'll go up against a master and servant and see how it goes'. If you say that, I will laugh in your face.
--> '''Shiro''': Uh....
-->'''Rin''': *''proceeds
face.\\
'''Shiro:''' Uh....\\
'''Rin:''' ''[proceeds
to laugh in his face, with a smug/haughty look on her own''*own]''



-->'''Ilya''': You--- ''*executes 230-hit combo on Shirou*'' '''''[[BerserkButton fuckin' chicken grill!]]''''' I can't believe this! I can't believe [[OneHundredPercentCompletion anyone]] would be such an insane gamer that they'd come to this Tiger Dojo! Osu! You shouldn't be here! Beat that Goldie quickly and protect Saber or I'm going to get [[AxCrazy mad!]]
* In Tiger Dojo 13, (after [[BodyguardBetrayal Saber kills Shirou]]), Taiga and Ilya are happy to finally be able to give useful advise on how to avoid the bad end... until Ilya points out that this dojo was so difficult to find that any players who came to it were probably trying to get there in the first place.
-->'''Taiga''': Oh, this feels so good! I finally fulfilled my reason to exist!
-->'''Ilya''': Yes, I can finally be proud of myself…! …Oh. But Taiga. Most people passed the Saber affection score check, right?
-->'''Taiga''': Yeah, Shirou isn't the type to ignore Saber-chan. You normally wouldn't end up like this.
-->'''Ilya''': …Taiga. Um, it's really hard to say this. But if it's that rare, wouldn't that mean not many people would come to this dojo…?
-->'''Taiga''': Oh. I-It's probably all right. The skip function and the Tiger Stamps are intended just for this. Everyone will probably desperately play in strange ways to get to this dojo.
-->'''Ilya''': ...Yeah. By that point, everyone will hate this bad end with its weird conditions. So in other words, your dojo that tries to make everyone happy is actually something that troubles players trying to fully complete the game.
-->'''Taiga''': I-identity crisis! (''[[StuffBlowingUp cue random explosion]]'')
-->'''Ilya''': ...?! Man, explosion endings are the worst...!

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-->'''Ilya''': -->'''Ilya:''' You--- ''*executes 230-hit combo on Shirou*'' '''''[[BerserkButton fuckin' chicken grill!]]''''' I can't believe this! I can't believe [[OneHundredPercentCompletion anyone]] would be such an insane gamer that they'd come to this Tiger Dojo! Osu! You shouldn't be here! Beat that Goldie quickly and protect Saber or I'm going to get [[AxCrazy mad!]]
* In Tiger Dojo 13, (after [[BodyguardBetrayal Saber kills Shirou]]), Taiga and Ilya are happy to finally be able to give useful advise on how to avoid the bad end... end… until Ilya points out that this dojo was so difficult to find that any players who came to it were probably trying to get there in the first place.
-->'''Taiga''': -->'''Taiga:''' Oh, this feels so good! I finally fulfilled my reason to exist!
-->'''Ilya''':
exist!\\
'''Ilya:'''
Yes, I can finally be proud of myself…! …Oh. But Taiga. Most people passed the Saber affection score check, right?
-->'''Taiga''':
right?\\
'''Taiga:'''
Yeah, Shirou isn't the type to ignore Saber-chan. You normally wouldn't end up like this.
-->'''Ilya''':
this.\\
'''Ilya:'''
…Taiga. Um, it's really hard to say this. But if it's that rare, wouldn't that mean not many people would come to this dojo…?
-->'''Taiga''':
dojo…?\\
'''Taiga:'''
Oh. I-It's probably all right. The skip function and the Tiger Stamps are intended just for this. Everyone will probably desperately play in strange ways to get to this dojo.
-->'''Ilya''': ...
dojo.\\
'''Ilya:''' ...
Yeah. By that point, everyone will hate this bad end with its weird conditions. So in other words, your dojo that tries to make everyone happy is actually something that troubles players trying to fully complete the game.
-->'''Taiga''':
game.\\
'''Taiga:'''
I-identity crisis! (''[[StuffBlowingUp ''[[[StuffBlowingUp cue random explosion]]'')
-->'''Ilya''': ...
explosion]]]''\\
'''Ilya:''' ...
?! Man, explosion endings are the worst...!



* Early on, before Saber and Shirou have finished hammering out their living arrangements, Shirou gets called into school to deliver something to Taiga. Too nervous due to her presence to explain ''why'' he doesn't want a strange beautiful foreign girl following him to school, he just tells Saber to stay behind... and she refuses, and just wordlessly follows him. Eventually, after several more flustered orders, she says that unless she gets a real reason, she simply must assume it's not truly an order from her Master, and thus she cannot properly tell what he is saying. Yes, in case you're wondering, the ancient and dignified spirit of power and nobility ''did'' just excuse her disobedience with the equivalent of "Lalalalala, I can't hear you!"

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* Early on, before Saber and Shirou have finished hammering out their living arrangements, Shirou gets called into school to deliver something to Taiga. Too nervous due to her presence to explain ''why'' he doesn't want a strange beautiful foreign girl following him to school, he just tells Saber to stay behind... behind… and she refuses, and just wordlessly follows him. Eventually, after several more flustered orders, she says that unless she gets a real reason, she simply must assume it's not truly an order from her Master, and thus she cannot properly tell what he is saying. Yes, in case you're wondering, the ancient and dignified spirit of power and nobility ''did'' just excuse her disobedience with the equivalent of "Lalalalala, I can't hear you!"



--->"WAIT, ''WHY IS TOHSAKA HERE?!''"
* Saber's appetite is used for comedy gold again. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHUxdYxQEI There's a scene]] where Shirou asks her what kind of food she likes, and she proudly (and adorably) claims that she has no weaknesses when it comes to food as long as it is well-prepared. So Shirou asks her what the chefs in her life were like to make her like this... and the world turns gray, with Saber letting off a wave of ''killing intent'' as she remembers how sub-par the cooking was in her time. Seriously: Don't screw with the girl's food.

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--->"WAIT, -->'''Taiga:''' WAIT, ''WHY IS TOHSAKA HERE?!''"
HERE?!''
* Saber's appetite is used for comedy gold again. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHUxdYxQEI There's a scene]] where Shirou asks her what kind of food she likes, and she proudly (and adorably) claims that she has no weaknesses when it comes to food as long as it is well-prepared. So Shirou asks her what the chefs in her life were like to make her like this... this… and the world turns gray, with Saber letting off a wave of ''killing intent'' as she remembers how sub-par the cooking was in her time. Seriously: Don't screw with the girl's food.



-->'''Shirou''': Hey! Put me down, you jerk! What are you thinking?!
-->'''Archer''': Hell if I know! When you say that, your excessive stupidity hurts my head, you idiot!
-->'''Shirou''': Idiot?! You know, you're the idiot around here, and you call me an idiot?! Well, that makes you even more of an idiot, idiot!
-->'''Archer''': What are you, a brat, now? I can no longer deal with an idiot and brat like you. At least decide on one, numbskull!
-->'''Shirou''': What did you say to me?!

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-->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou:''' Hey! Put me down, you jerk! What are you thinking?!
-->'''Archer''':
thinking?!\\
'''Archer:'''
Hell if I know! When you say that, your excessive stupidity hurts my head, you idiot!
-->'''Shirou''':
idiot!\\
'''Shirou:'''
Idiot?! You know, you're the idiot around here, and you call me an idiot?! Well, that makes you even more of an idiot, idiot!
-->'''Archer''':
idiot!\\
'''Archer:'''
What are you, a brat, now? I can no longer deal with an idiot and brat like you. At least decide on one, numbskull!
-->'''Shirou''':
numbskull!\\
'''Shirou:'''
What did you say to me?!



-->'''Shirou''': Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit.
-->'''Rin''': I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
-->'''Shirou''': ... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
-->'''Rin''': ''(not listening)'' That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...

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-->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou:''' Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit.
-->'''Rin''':
bit.\\
'''Rin:'''
I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
-->'''Shirou''': ...
'''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''\\
'''Shirou:''' …
I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
-->'''Rin''':
case.\\
'''Rin:'''
''(not listening)'' That does it, kid!... kid!… I heard you laughing!...



-->'''Shirou''': All right, I'll believe you. But it'll be under one condition. I'll accept your help in defeating [[spoiler:Caster]], and we'll trust you. But-
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: But what? You want me to tell you who my Master is?
-->'''Shirou''': No. Even though we're cooperating, stay away from Tohsaka.
-->''Music cuts out, Rin starts [[{{Tsundere}} blushing]].''
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, that's so much more important than who my Master is! You're right, kid!
-->'''Shirou''': Is that bad? I'm telling you that you can't have Tohsaka.
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: That's not bad at all. Rather, I have a better opinion of you now. Wow, that's great, young lady. The kid's completely fallen for you!
-->'''Rin''': -! W-w-w-what are you saying?! We're not like that! Um...yes, we're just cooperating!
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Reeeally?
-->'''Rin''': ...! You're irritating. What's with that know-it-all face...!? Come on, say something, Shirou! Tell him we're just cooperating!
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Rin''': Hey, say something, you idiot...! T-this is as if we really do love each other...!
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Hey, it's not 'as if'. You two are already in love. Even I can tell, and I'm only watching it from the side. But she's actually denying it? This is troublesome, kid.
-->'''Shirou''': ...Well. I already know Tohsaka's troublesome.
-->'''Rin''': ''*Starts blushing again*'' [[FlatWhat Wha-]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Oh, how reassuring. Then I shall take care when I socialize with her. But she's fun to tease, so I'm going to entertain myself while we're together. You don't mind that condition, right?
-->'''Shirou''': ...All right. We'll go with that. We'll have your help until we beat [[spoiler:Caster]].
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Then it's decided. Well, let's shake hands.
-->'''Rin''': I'm so mad!!! Fine, I'm breaking my tie with you guys!!! I'm going to go beat [[spoiler:Caster]] by myself!!!!

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-->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou:''' All right, I'll believe you. But it'll be under one condition. I'll accept your help in defeating [[spoiler:Caster]], and we'll trust you. But-
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
But-\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
But what? You want me to tell you who my Master is?
-->'''Shirou''':
is?\\
'''Shirou:'''
No. Even though we're cooperating, stay away from Tohsaka.
-->''Music
Tohsaka.\\
''Music
cuts out, Rin starts [[{{Tsundere}} blushing]].''
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
''\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, that's so much more important than who my Master is! You're right, kid!
-->'''Shirou''':
kid!\\
'''Shirou:'''
Is that bad? I'm telling you that you can't have Tohsaka.
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
Tohsaka.\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
That's not bad at all. Rather, I have a better opinion of you now. Wow, that's great, young lady. The kid's completely fallen for you!
-->'''Rin''':
you!\\
'''Rin:'''
-! W-w-w-what are you saying?! We're not like that! Um...yes, we're just cooperating!
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: Reeeally?
-->'''Rin''': ...
cooperating!\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']] Reeeally?\\
'''Rin:''' ...
! You're irritating. What's with that know-it-all face...!? Come on, say something, Shirou! Tell him we're just cooperating!
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Rin''':
cooperating!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Rin:'''
Hey, say something, you idiot...! T-this is as if we really do love each other...!
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
!\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
Hey, it's not 'as if'. You two are already in love. Even I can tell, and I'm only watching it from the side. But she's actually denying it? This is troublesome, kid.
-->'''Shirou''': ...
kid.\\
'''Shirou:''' ...
Well. I already know Tohsaka's troublesome.
-->'''Rin''':
troublesome.\\
'''Rin:'''
''*Starts blushing again*'' [[FlatWhat Wha-]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
Wha-]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
Oh, how reassuring. Then I shall take care when I socialize with her. But she's fun to tease, so I'm going to entertain myself while we're together. You don't mind that condition, right?
-->'''Shirou''': ...
right?\\
'''Shirou:''' ...
All right. We'll go with that. We'll have your help until we beat [[spoiler:Caster]].
-->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]:
[[spoiler:Caster]].\\
[[spoiler:'''Lancer:''']]
Then it's decided. Well, let's shake hands.
-->'''Rin''':
hands.\\
'''Rin:'''
I'm so mad!!! Fine, I'm breaking my tie with you guys!!! I'm going to go beat [[spoiler:Caster]] by myself!!!!



--> [beat]
-->'''Kirei''' "———————Do you want some?"
-->'''Shirou''' "———————I don't want any!"

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--> [beat]
-->'''Kirei''' "———————Do
-->''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Kirei''' ———————Do
you want some?"
-->'''Shirou''' "———————I
some?\\
'''Shirou''' ———————I
don't want any!"any!



-->'''Kirei''': I wanted to leave you two, since you made a rather ugly pair as abandoned children go, but you were also dead on your feet. Had I done nothing, there would have been two dead bodies in front of my church. A church cannot afford that image, so I had no choice but to treat you.

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-->'''Kirei''': -->'''Kirei:''' I wanted to leave you two, since you made a rather ugly pair as abandoned children go, but you were also dead on your feet. Had I done nothing, there would have been two dead bodies in front of my church. A church cannot afford that image, so I had no choice but to treat you.



-->'''Shirou''': So her life's not in danger?
-->'''Kirei''': No. The soil of that land is special. It is a ley line that is said to have been home to vampires. Rin is her family's heir, so she will be back to her impudent self if I keep her buried for a day.
-->'''Shirou''': (narration) ''[[IllPretendIDidntHearThat Let's hope he doesn't literally mean "bury".]]''
* There's a serious scene where Rin and Shirou have a tense argument about [[spoiler:whether to kill Sakura.]] Cue a sudden crashing sound, Rin and Shirou stop in their tracks... and Kirei, casually providing his own commentary in the background. Leading to this conversation:
-->'''Kirei''': (''with a serious frown'') Running footsteps. The only ways out of here are through this chapel or the back door. What is she doing, breaking the window to go outside? (''smiles'') ...Oh, I see. Most windows here have fixed fittings. She had to break it to get out. For someone who's still recovering, she's pretty violent.
-->'''Rin''': Recovering--- do you mean [[spoiler:Sakura]]?!
-->'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]''': Who else? From the room she was in, you can somehow hear everything said in the chapel. I am sure she fled when she heard you discuss [[spoiler:killing her]].
-->'''Rin''': [[FlatWhat Wha-]].
-->'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]''': Forgive me. [[BlatantLies It is a structural defect.]]

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-->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou:''' So her life's not in danger?
-->'''Kirei''':
danger?\\
'''Kirei:'''
No. The soil of that land is special. It is a ley line that is said to have been home to vampires. Rin is her family's heir, so she will be back to her impudent self if I keep her buried for a day.
-->'''Shirou''': (narration) ''[[IllPretendIDidntHearThat
day.\\
'''Shirou:''' ''[narration]'' [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat
Let's hope he doesn't literally mean "bury".]]''
]]
* There's a serious scene where Rin and Shirou have a tense argument about [[spoiler:whether to kill Sakura.]] Cue a sudden crashing sound, Rin and Shirou stop in their tracks... tracks… and Kirei, casually providing his own commentary in the background. Leading to this conversation:
-->'''Kirei''': -->'''Kirei:''' (''with a serious frown'') Running footsteps. The only ways out of here are through this chapel or the back door. What is she doing, breaking the window to go outside? (''smiles'') ...Oh, I see. Most windows here have fixed fittings. She had to break it to get out. For someone who's still recovering, she's pretty violent.
-->'''Rin''':
violent.\\
'''Rin:'''
Recovering--- do you mean [[spoiler:Sakura]]?!
-->'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]''':
[[spoiler:Sakura]]?!\\
'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]:'''
Who else? From the room she was in, you can somehow hear everything said in the chapel. I am sure she fled when she heard you discuss [[spoiler:killing her]].
-->'''Rin''':
her]].\\
'''Rin:'''
[[FlatWhat Wha-]].
-->'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]''':
Wha-]].\\
'''[[WillNotTellALie Kirei]]:'''
Forgive me. [[BlatantLies It is a structural defect.]]



* The scene where Ilya and Rin begin randomly arguing over which of them is Shirou's 'owner'. And then you get to ''pick which one of them is''. Rin's is kind of lackluster, but if you choose Ilya, both of them just completely ''freak out''. Rin goes completely berserk and starts accusing Shirou of having an... '[[{{Lolicon}} ulterior motive]]' for his decision, while Ilya glomps onto Shirou in utter delight and promises to protect him from the 'scary ''old'' girl', which of course just makes things worse...

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* The scene where Ilya and Rin begin randomly arguing over which of them is Shirou's 'owner'. And then you get to ''pick which one of them is''. Rin's is kind of lackluster, but if you choose Ilya, both of them just completely ''freak out''. Rin goes completely berserk and starts accusing Shirou of having an... '[[{{Lolicon}} an… "[[{{Lolicon}} ulterior motive]]' motive]]" for his decision, while Ilya glomps onto Shirou in utter delight and promises to protect him from the 'scary "scary ''old'' girl', girl", which of course just makes things worse...



--->'''Shirou:''' Well, I was left behind, and since Kotomine jumped with Ilya, I thought I'd look bad if I didn't do it too----

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--->'''Shirou:''' -->'''Shirou:''' Well, I was left behind, and since Kotomine jumped with Ilya, I thought I'd look bad if I didn't do it too----



* The fact that Heracles can be an Assassin-class is incredibly funny once you find out that his massive height and weight (253cm/311kg) ''stays the same'' outside of Berserker-class. Imagining an 8'4 monster of a man being a sneaky Assassin is very amusing to say the least.

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* The fact that Heracles can be an Assassin-class is incredibly funny once you find out that his massive height and weight (253cm/311kg) ''stays the same'' outside of Berserker-class. Imagining an 8'4 monster of a man being a sneaky Assassin is very amusing to say the least.least.
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4th Jun '16 4:32:04 PM ilovehirohamada
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--> ''Shirou'': "Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
--> ''Rin'': "I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
--> ''Shirou'': "... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
--> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...''"

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--> ''Shirou'': "Oh.-->'''Shirou''': Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
--> ''Rin'': "I
bit.
-->'''Rin''': I
know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
--> ''Shirou'': "...-->'''Shirou''': ... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
--> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That -->'''Rin''': ''(not listening)'' That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...''"
4th Jun '16 4:30:55 PM ilovehirohamada
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--->'''Shirou''': Hey! Put me down, you jerk! What are you thinking?!
--->'''Archer''': Hell if I know! When you say that, your excessive stupidity hurts my head, you idiot!
--->'''Shirou''': Idiot?! You know, you're the idiot around here, and you call me an idiot?! Well, that makes you even more of an idiot, idiot!
--->'''Archer''': What are you, a brat, now? I can no longer deal with an idiot and brat like you. At least decide on one, numbskull!
--->'''Shirou''': What did you say to me?!

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--->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou''': Hey! Put me down, you jerk! What are you thinking?!
--->'''Archer''': -->'''Archer''': Hell if I know! When you say that, your excessive stupidity hurts my head, you idiot!
--->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou''': Idiot?! You know, you're the idiot around here, and you call me an idiot?! Well, that makes you even more of an idiot, idiot!
--->'''Archer''': -->'''Archer''': What are you, a brat, now? I can no longer deal with an idiot and brat like you. At least decide on one, numbskull!
--->'''Shirou''': -->'''Shirou''': What did you say to me?!



---> ''Shirou'': "Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
---> ''Rin'': "I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
---> ''Shirou'': "... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
---> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...''"

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---> --> ''Shirou'': "Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
---> --> ''Rin'': "I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - '''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''
---> --> ''Shirou'': "... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
---> --> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it, kid!... I heard you laughing!...''"
4th Jun '16 4:06:37 PM ilovehirohamada
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--->'''Shirou''': ...! Let me down, you idiot! What the hell are you thinking?!
--->'''Archer''': I don't know, just shut up, you idiot! I'll get a headache thinking about how stupid I am if you tell me about it!
--->'''Shirou''': Idiot?! You know you're an idiot, and you still call me an idiot?! You idiot!
--->'''Archer''': ...! Are you a kid or something?! You can't be helped if you're a kid and stupid! At least pick one, you idiot!

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--->'''Shirou''': ...! Let --->'''Shirou''': Hey! Put me down, you idiot! jerk! What the hell are you thinking?!
--->'''Archer''': Hell if I don't know, just shut up, know! When you idiot! I'll get a headache thinking about how stupid I am if say that, your excessive stupidity hurts my head, you tell me about it!
idiot!
--->'''Shirou''': Idiot?! You know know, you're an idiot, the idiot around here, and you still call me an idiot?! You Well, that makes you even more of an idiot, idiot!
--->'''Archer''': ...! Are you --->'''Archer''': What are you, a kid or something?! You can't be helped if you're a kid brat, now? I can no longer deal with an idiot and stupid! brat like you. At least pick decide on one, numbskull!
--->'''Shirou''': What did
you idiot!say to me?!
3rd Jun '16 4:10:09 PM Grudgeal
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* Rin wants to coordinate with Shirou during school hours, but she can't be seen approaching him directly because she's the school idol. Solution: Walking back and forth outside Shirou's classroom in an incredibly suspicious manner and making Shirou's classmates think she's planning to murder someone. If Shirou decides to confront her about it she lets her mask slip in full view of the rest of the school, who all immediately suffer SelectiveObliviousness about it.
9th Apr '16 8:29:21 AM akanesarumara
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* During the same fight, Saber figures out who Lancer is approximately seconds after he calls the name of his Noble Phantasm and spear, Gae Bolg. This being the second time he has been identified easily, Lancer remarks that there is such a thing as being too famous. [[spoiker: This also serves as the reason why Saber is using her own weapon in invisible mode, as is apparent by the reveal of her true name.]]

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* During the same fight, Saber figures out who Lancer is approximately seconds after he calls the name of his Noble Phantasm and spear, Gae Bolg. This being the second time he has been identified easily, Lancer remarks that there is such a thing as being too famous. [[spoiker: [[spoiler: This also serves as the reason why Saber is using her own weapon in invisible mode, as is apparent by the reveal of her true name.]]
9th Apr '16 8:26:42 AM akanesarumara
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* During the same fight, Saber figures out who Lancer is approximately seconds after he calls the name of his Noble Phantasm and spear, Gae Bolg. This being the second time he has been identified easily, Lancer remarks that there is such a thing as being too famous. [[spoiker: This also serves as the reason why Saber is using her own weapon in invisible mode, as is apparent by the reveal of her true name.]]
18th Nov '15 4:23:03 PM mindstalk
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* After Shirou releases himself of the ties in Illya's room, he hears someone approching (Saber), if he chooses to attack they basically crash on each other, if he pretends to be still caught Saber will commend him on his wits, only for the internal monologue to reveal he had no idea what to do, the third option has him hiding under a bed, only for the music to immediately change to the comedic tune, and Saber telling him to get out of it while looking at him incredulously for coming up with such a childish plan.

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* After Shirou releases himself of escapes the ties in Illya's room, he hears someone approching (Saber), if he chooses to attack they basically crash on each other, if he pretends to be still caught Saber will commend him on his wits, only for the internal monologue to reveal he had no idea what to do, the third option has him hiding under a bed, only for the music to immediately change to the comedic tune, and Saber telling him to get out of it while looking at him incredulously for coming up with such a childish plan.



* In general this route was hilarious due to Shirou being at his snarkest and well [[{{Tsundere}} R]][[TheTease i]][[TheGadfly n]].
* When Shirou lets Taiga cook, he finds out that it was a horrible mistake. Saber even states it hard for her to eat. Saber decides to teach Shirou a lesson during training, with her armor.

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* In general this route was hilarious due to Shirou being at his snarkest snarkiest and well [[{{Tsundere}} R]][[TheTease i]][[TheGadfly n]].
* When Shirou lets Taiga cook, he finds out that it was a horrible mistake. Even Saber even states finds it hard for her to eat. Saber decides to teach Shirou a lesson during training, with her armor.
4th Nov '15 6:39:26 AM Argon2
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* In the [[http://mangafox.me/manga/fate_stay_night_heaven_s_feel/v01/c001/31.html manga adaptation]], Shirou thinks- with absolute seriousness- "Gaze internally into the stove." That sentence will probably never be repeated.
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