History Funny / FateHollowAtaraxia

* Too many to count. All scenes without Caren, Bazett or Avenger will have one of those.

-->'''Taiga:''' Eveeen jokes have a limit! WHO do you think live at that house even NOW!? Isn't there Sakura-chan, Saber-chan, Tohsaka-san, and Rider-san!? But if Mitsuzuri-san moves in, I won't lose to some [[ShoutOut love comedy]] [[Manga/LoveHina hot springs boarding house]], NO. Your teacher thinks ''in many ways'' that it winning would be no good! Saber-chan would say, "Welcome home, Shirou" by kneeling respectfully on the floor, and Sakura-chan with an apron on would go, "Senpai, dinner's ready." Tohsaka-san would invite him, "Please hand out with me for a bit, Shirou." And then Rider-san would give a, "Why don't we take a bath together?" and on and on. It's just ABSURD that such flags from this love boarding house harem keep popping up and yet, but even then, ''even then'', Himuro-san…!\\

* Yet another BadEnd...Shirou can reveal to Saber that he also trains with Rider. She gets ANGRY, reacting like she just found out Shirou cheated on her.

-->'''Shirou''': ''[silently]'' [[SilentSnarker Sudden mood change]].
* Shirou and Saber discuss bras. It ends with this pronouncement. "Under no circumstances shall I wear any underwear that is not picked by Shirou." Cue Shirou desperately trying to flee... And then, well, Shirou fleeing the scene and Saber chasing after him. And [[ClingyJealousGirl Sakura]] and [[TheTease Rider]] heard the whole thing. And all this caused by [[{{Troll}} Rin.]]

* Two Bazett-related [[BrickJoke brick jokes]]:

--> '''Shirou:''' ''[narrating]'' ...It was definitely Tohsaka's voice coming over the telephone, but something about it was inconceivable. As though it was... [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness lovestruck]]. [[SickeninglySweethearts It reminded me of lovers who shamelessly embrace each other in public]].

** The incident that made Tohsaka stash [[spoiler:the Kaleidostick]] in the magical chest and swear to never get it out again. [[spoiler:Six years ago, Rin hiccuped at the worst possible time while singing a song in front of her classmates who laughed at her for it. Embarrassed as she was, the 11-year-old magus thought in impressing her friends with a mind-blowing repeat performance by using the Kaleidostick to [[InstantExpert access the abilities]] of a "Tohsaka Rin who is good at singing from a parallel universe". Being the JerkassGenie that it is, Ruby gave Rin ''exactly'' what she asked by granting her the skills and personality of an AlternateSelf of hers who happened to be a [[GenkiGirl super perky]] IdolSinger. While still in her "Prim Trance", Rin went into town and all but hijacked a live performance in a park, jumping onto the stage and enthusiastically singing like a "like an idol from the eighties" for a numerous and very surprised audience, many of them kids around her age. Afterwards, Rin woke up in her room back to normal and with no memory of the incident except for a NoteToSelf telling her to NEVER contract Ruby again. From that day and on, all her friends started to avoid her while looking at her with a mix of second-hand embarrassment and genuine awe and she didn't learn the reason until she caught one of the fleeing kids and forced the truth out of him.]]

** Shirou's dry surprise at seeing [[WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs Lancer with a new part-time job]].

--->'''Caster:''' Souchirou-sama, [[ItMakesSenseInContext your underwear is striped!]]\\
'''Shirou:''' Listen, [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels I shouldn't even have to tell you what's wrong with that.]]

** Also the {{cameo}}s by [[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Satsuki, Len, Kohaku and Hisui.]]
* Shirou accidentally sells Tohsaka on the idea of having a date at her place's unused private pool after describing to her a romantic scene from a movie. Being this [[{{Tsundere}} Tohsaka]], she tries to agree to it without showing too much enthusiasm by making it look like she's only permitting it as a teacher's reward to her apprentice. Shirou naturally misses the subtext and tries to turn the potential date into an event for the whole gang, which of course gets Tohsaka angry at him.

* In an extra epilogue, Bazett and Caren convince Rin to give them a few minutes alone with him. She leaves the room, urging him to "bear with it." Shirou gets a bad feeling and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere tries to make a break for it]], only for Caren to use her Holy Shroud to restrain him. In the next scene, Shirou is represented with [[spoiler: Avenger's sprite. They'd stripped him down and used an oil pen to cover his skin in copies of Avenger's tattoos.]]

** Eventually, Shirou and Shinji try to escape the room in panic, only to encounter [[spoiler:[[SuperpoweredEvilSide Dark]]]] Sakura [[spoiler:and end up in a scene that wouldn't have looked out of place in [[FateStayNight the original Heaven's Feel route]]]].

** The circumstances of the letter are a [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Funny Moment]] on their own. In a previous loop, Shirou wondered aloud if Sakura could mention in her regular correspondence with Rin that something seems to have restarted the Holy Grail War despite none of the Servants really wanting to fight. However Shirou takes it back when he realizes -- also aloud -- that having Rin back in town could probably cause more problems than it would solve and tells Sakura to forget it until they hit the GodzillaThreshold. The kicker is that [[BewareTheNiceOnes Sakura]] dutifully wrote down ''everything Shirou was saying'' and sent it verbatim to London, making it look like Shirou was pretty much telling Tohsaka that "Yeah, we've got some trouble here, but don't bother to come back because you'd get in the way", which ''of course'' incensed Rin more than enough to fly to the other side of the world ASAP. Thankfully for Shirou, memories get blurry on the details from one cycle in the GroundhogDayLoop to the next.

-->'''Taiga:''' Eveeen jokes have a limit! WHO do you think live at that house even NOW!? Isn't there Sakura-chan, Saber-chan, Tohsaka-san, and Rider-san!? But if Mitsuzuri-san moves in, I won't lose to some [[ShoutOut love comedy]] [[Manga/LoveHina hot springs boarding house]], NO. Your teacher thinks ''in many ways'' that it winning would be no good! Saber-chan would say, "Welcome home, Shirou" by kneeling respectfully on the floor, and Sakura-chan with an apron on would go, "Senpai, dinner's ready." Tohsaka-san would invite him, "Please hand out with me for a bit, Shirou." And then Rider-san would give a, "Why don't we take a bath together?" and on and on. It's just ABSURD that such flags from this love boarding house harem keep pooping up and yet, but even then, ''even then'', Himuro-san…!\\

** Misery love company, so Tohsaka goes and gets the only person who's as bad as her with technology to use the bidet -- [[spoiler:Saber]].
* When Shirou invites Illya to the pool, Sella immediately objects, saying that it's not proper for a lady like the daughter of the Einzbern to go to a public place like Waku Waku Splash. Illya easily counters this by saying she [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney will rent the whole place for the day]], thus making it "private" and invaliding the point Sella was trying to make.

** Sella doesn't desist and has an EurekaMoment when she realizes that they're having this conversation at Shirou's place. She then cleverly says she will stop opposing the idea if someone else accompanies them. Neither Shirou nor Illya see a problem with it and they agree with the condition, which is when ''every'' girl in the house other than Taiga appears out of ''nowhere'' -- with Tohsaka ''literally'' falling down from the ceiling -- to invite themselves to the event while giving totally transparent excuses to justify their eavesdropping. As much of a {{Jerkass}} as Sella is to our protagonist, you've got to hand it to her: using Shirou's ChickMagnet-ness to recruit a [[TitleDrop quartet]] of able and willing {{Moment Killer}}s was a ''brilliant'' move.

--->And with her frozen there as that monstruous thing came bearing down on her, I personally think it was awfully nice of me to give her a little push out of harm's way via a flying kick to the side.

** Taiga gets a SneezeCut when Shirou says the above. Then there's another one when he speaks similarly about Neko-san whom Shirou doesn't deem a danger to Caster's marriage either despite her showing no small amount of admiration for Kuzuki when they met for the first time in another scene.

** It must be noticed that, even with the gross misunderstanding, Tohsaka does ''not'' cancel the plans outright and merely forbids Shirou from inviting anyone else. He's confused and futilely asks for an explanation, but the readers are likely just laughing to themselves that Miss Honor Student is [[CovertPervert in fact on board with the idea]] of a TwoPersonPoolParty.

* In an extra epilogue, Bazett and Caren convince Rin to give them a few minutes alone with him. She leave the room, urging him to "bear with it." Shirou gets a bad feeling and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere tries to make a break for it]], only for Caren to use her Holy Shroud to restrain him. In the next scene, Shirou is represented with [[spoiler: Avenger's sprite. They'd stripped him down and used an oil pen to cover his skin in copies of Avenger's tattoos.]]

* Issei and Shinji have a fight. It ends with Issei causing Shinji to sulk, so Shinji gets his vengence...by bringing a horde of girls to school, and taunting Issei with them. Iseei's response is to run after Shinji. "Third year. Three months till graduation. For the first time in his life...Issei was tardy."

** The circumstances of the letter are a [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Funny Moment]] on their own. In a previous loop, Shirou wondered aloud if Sakura could mention in her regular correspondence with Rin that something seems to have restarted the Holy Grail War despite none of the known Servants wanting really to fight. However Shirou takes it back when he realizes -- also aloud -- that having Rin back in town could probably cause more problems than it would solve and tells Sakura to forget it until they hit the GodzillaThreshold. The kicker is that [[BewareTheNiceOnes Sakura]] dutifully wrote down ''everything Shirou was saying'' and sent it verbatim to London, making it look like Shirou was pretty much telling Tohsaka that "Yeah, we've got some trouble here, but don't bother to come back because you'd get in the way", which ''of course'' incensed Rin more than enough to fly to the other side of the world ASAP. Thankfully for Shirou, memories get blurry on the details from one cycle in the GroundhogDayLoop to the next.

** And then, Saber drops by the kitchen to find Shirou and Caster. While hostile at first, a contrite Medea convinces her she's only dropping by to learn to cook. After a while, [[BigEater a hesitant Saber asks what are they cooking]].

** The circumstances of the letter are a {{CMoF}} on their own. In a previous loop, Shirou wondered aloud if Sakura could mention in her regular correspondence with Rin that something seems to have restarted the Holy Grail War despite none of the known Servants wanting really to fight. However Shirou takes it back when he realizes -- also aloud -- that having Rin back in town could probably cause more problems than it would solve and tells Sakura to forget it until they hit the GodzillaThreshold. The kicker is that [[BewareTheNiceOnes Sakura]] dutifully wrote down ''everything Shirou was saying'' and sent it verbatim to London, making it look like Shirou was pretty much telling Tohsaka that "Yeah, we've got some trouble here, but don't bother to come back because you'd get in the way", which ''of course'' incensed Rin more than enough to fly to the other side of the world ASAP. Thankfully for Shirou, memories get blurry on the details from one cycle in the GroundhogDayLoop to the next.

* After Shirou agrees to teach Caster how to cook, she drops by. She knocks, but when Shirou opens the door, nobody's there. So he closes the door and turns around to see Caster observing the shoes at the entrance. It turns out Medea was so impatient she dematerialized, casually set the Bounded Fields at the Emiya Residence to ignore her and phased past Shirou... and then stopped to check on the shoes to see if Sakura was home, [[CallBack not wanting her to know of the disastrous earlier expedition]].

* Shirou and Saber go on a swim date to the water park. The FunnyMoments begin when Saber reveals that, being King Arthur, she is able to WALK on water... But not SWIM in it. Cue Shirou DUNKING A HEROIC SPIRIT into the drink, and then spending the rest of the stay there obliviously embarrassing her as she keeps getting reminded of why she fell in love with him.

* Tohsaka the [[HopelessWithTech functional Luddite]] meets her greatest enemy: an electronic bidet. If you're familiar with Japanese toilets, you'll know why she kept on covering her butt for most of her rant to Shirou about the appliance.

* When Shirou invites Illya to the pool, Sella immediately objects, saying that it's not proper for a lady like the daughter of the Einzbern to go to a public place like Waku Waku Splash. Illya easily counters this by saying she [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney will rent the whole place for the day]], thus making "private" and invaliding the point Sella was trying to make.

** Sella doesn't desist and has an EurekaMoment when she realizes that they're having this conversation at Shirou's place. She then cleverly says she will stop opposing the idea if someone else accompanies them. Neither Shirou nor Illya see a problem with it and they agree with the condition, which is when ''every'' girl in the house other than Taiga appears out of ''nowhere'' -- with Tohsaka ''literally'' falling down from the ceiling -- to invite themselves to the event while giving totally transparent excuses to justify their eavesdropping. As much of a {{Jerkass}} as Sella is to our protagonist, you've got to hand it to her: using Shirou's ChickMagnet-ness to recruit a quartet of able and willing {{Moment Killer}}s was a ''brilliant'' move.

** The icing of the cake is when Shirou advises Himuro about what to do if Lancer starts acting funny: find an excuse to feed him some hot ''dogs'' and make sure to say how they're named afterwards[[note]]In the Ulster Cycle, Cu Chulainn was under a geas to never, ever eat dog meat, or a terrible fate would befall him... indeed, his death was in part a result of having been tricked into breaking that geas[[/note]]. Trolling and a nice reference to Myth/CelticMythology all wrapped into one snarking package:

** The icying on the cake in that scene is Shirou enthusiastically talking about doing all the pool-related activities that "can't be done in public without bothering others" while mentally enumerating stuff like having a barbecue, playing with inflatable toys, and so on. Problem is, Tohsaka is not a mind reader and Shirou's words were misleading enough to make her think he was planning on having a [[TwoPersonPoolParty pool-themed]] ten-person ''orgy''.

** Taiga gets a SneezeCut when Shirou says the above. Then there's another one when he speaks similarly about Neko-san whom Shirou doesn't deem a danger to Caster's marriage at all despite showing no small amount of admiration for Kuzuki when they met in another scene.
** Shirou feeling embarrassed when a kid points and laughs at the stalking duo. Caster threatens the kid to go away or get turned into a pig, and given that Medea could in fact know how to do it (she ''is'' [[Literature/TheOdyssey Circe's]] niece after all), Shirou steps in to defuse the situation.
** When Shirou finally decides that he had enough and tries to pull a ScrewThisImOuttaHere, the dignified princess of Colchis ''[[LegCling holds onto his leg for dear life]]'', begging him to not leave her to stalk Kuzuki alone. To make the moment even more pathetic, they were at the mall at the time, and being the physically weakest Servant, this meant that Caster got dragged on the smooth floor for a bit before Shirou gave up on leaving.

** When Caster confesses that she drafted Shirou as her stalking companion because she somehow got the idea that she would look like a mistress obsessing over Kuzuki if the police stopped her, Shirou tells her that she only has to say she's the guy's wife because they're in fact legally married. Getting called "Kuzuki Medea" gets Caster into what can only be called a ''joygasm'', twirling around in utter happiness while drawn in SuperDeformed style.

'''Caster:''' ''[blushes]'' ''[smiles to herself in reminiscence]'' ''[blushes some more]'' ''[suddenly realizes what she's doing]'' Shut your mouth, you stray mutt! Mongrel! Cur! Dog that can't be tamed should be chopped up and used as shark bait!

** [[TheGadfly Lancer]] pretends to confuse Taiga with Kuzuki's wife while knowing that Caster was listening on them. Taiga's surprisingly embarrassed reaction rubs Caster in all the wrong ways:

'''Shirou:''' ''[thinking]''' …Henchman? And… SHE is my boss……?\\

'''Lancer:''' ''[smirks]'' ''[knowingly tone]'' Ooh? He's touched them, has he?\\

* This small moment between Shirou and Caster:
-->'''Caster:''' ……Whatever happened to you? I seem to recall you having more of a charming docility to you, boy.\\
'''Shirou:''' ''[pointedly]'' By which you mean gullibility?\\
'''Caster:''' ''[avoids looking at him in the eye]''\\

** KUZUKI MEDEA!

--->'''Caster:''' Souchirou-sama, [[ItMakesSenseInContext your underwear is striped!]]
--->'''Shirou:''' Listen, [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels I shouldn't even have to tell you what's wrong with that.]]

--->'''Rider:''' ...What kind of movie was that, Shirou?
--->'''Shirou:''' Don't ask me. I honestly don't know. ''<internal monologue>'' I wonder if it's alright to make a movie like that? No, is it OK to show such a movie? I wish the movie theater would be a little more conscious of the fact that it's expected to offer entertainment. Or rather, I'd like them to stop showing this right now. Before there is a second or third victim!!

** The circumstances of the letter are a {{CMoF}} on their own. In a previous loop, Shirou wondered aloud if Sakura could mention in her regular correspondence with Rin that something seems to have restarted the Holy Grail War despite none of the known Servants wanting really to fight, but Shirou takes it back when he realizes -- also aloud -- that having Rin back in town could probably cause more problems than it would solve and tells Sakura to forget it until they hit the GodzillaThreshold. The kicker is that Sakura dutifully wrote down ''everything Shirou was saying'' and sends it verbatim to London, making it look like Shirou was pretty much telling Tohsaka that "Yeah, we've got some trouble here, but don't bother to come back because you'd get in the way", which ''of course'' incensed Rin more than enough to come back ASAP. Thankfully for Shirou, memories get blurry on the details from one cycle in the GroundhogDayLoop to the next.

-->'''Himuro:''' Um…\\

* Shirou runs into the track-and-field trio at bookstore, triggering Makidera's SitcomArchNemesis-ness she's going about him. LongStoryShort, they ends up asking how he thinks Makidera would look in a pair of sport sunglasses they saw in a magazine.

* Yet another BadEnd...Shirou can reveal to Saber that he also trains with Rider. She gets ANGRY.

** And before all this even happens, Shirou encounters the chest... And finds Rin inside. He immediately closes it in disbelief. He opens it again. She actually then speaks to him. ''Then Shirou closes it yet again.'' [[RuleOfThree It takes him a third try before he actually properly lets Rin out.]] He just finds the whole situation that unbelievable.

* Too many to count. (Almost) all scenes that don't feature Caren, Bazett or Avenger will have one of those. Good luck listing them all.
* Shirou and Rin trying to find Saber's "gekirin", a weakness in Oriental dragons that causes them to fly in a berserk rage. They end up bringing out Alt!Saber. It has to be seen to be believed: [[https://youtu.be/3jPXQsQjIMc]]

-->'''Ilya''': ''[heavenly light from above, white pidgeons fly, church bells ring]''

--->'''Shirou:''' [narrating] So. No more than ten minutes later, I'm still sitting on the bench, basking in the sun.\\

'''Shirou:''' [without missing a beat] A refreshing scream resounds throughout the clear sky. Kicking up a dustcloud behind him, Lancer runs toward the port with a speed matching and beating that of a raging bull.
* Yet another BadEnd...Shirou can reveal to Saber that Shirou trained with Rider. She gets ANGRY
* Saber and Rider discuss cooking. It ends in almost restarting Heaven's Feel.

-->'''Shirou''': (narration) I never knew that adults reverting to childishness could be so unpleasant to watch...

-->'''Shirou''': (narration) Alas... Lancer's lost paradise will stay forever in my memories----

* It turns out the events of ''Anime/FateZero'' have left Saber traumatized enough to affect her eating habits
--> '''Shirou:''' Wait, Saber. are octopuses really a no-go? You ate them just like that until now.
--> '''Saber:''' D-Don't tell me... I never thought that this "octopus" you speak of is... the demonic fish itself?! ... What is this... The netherworld's evil god that wouldn't die no matter how much I cut it... was what I tasted back then...!

* In an extra epilogue, Bazet and Caren convince Rin to give them a few minutes alone with him. She leave the room, urging him to "bear with it." Shirou gets a bad feeling and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere tries to make a break for it]], only for Caren to use her Holy Shroud to restrain him. In the next scene, Shirou is represented with [[spoiler: Avenger's sprite. They'd stripped him down and used an oil pen to cover his skin in copies of Avenger's tattoos.]]
** Later in the epilogue, Bazette and Shirou play a game of Rock Paper Scissors. One of the rules is that if one of them waits to see what their opponent uses before picking their move, they automatically lose. Bazette waits for Shirou to play, [[MundaneUtility then uses Fragarach to retroactively go before him, thus winning the game.]]

* Souchirou, [[{{Tykebomb}} somehow]], teaches an ethics class.

* During their encounter with the Einzbern master, Avengers helps Bazett in the most [[AxCrazy "Avenger"]] way possible.

--->'''Kid Gil:''' That's rude. You're the last person I want hear that from, Onii-san. That one time you were blushing from the figure of Illya-san in a swimsuit is a serious crime.

* In a flashback to when she was alive, Rider/Medusa [[MundaneUtility used the people she]] [[TankenForGranite turned to stone]] [[BlackComedy as poles to hang laundry from]].