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** On another note; if you didn't get rid of Gizmo in Junktown, the ending might actually make you belly-laugh. [[spoiler:"He profits the most, and continues to increase the size of his casino, and the scope of his power, until he chokes to death while eating some iguana-on-a-stick."]]

* When you visit the Cathedral, an incredibly dark and creepy church, you're either infiltrating a crazy cult or [[spoiler: trying to defeat the Master.]] This is why hitting on Laura feels a bit out of place.

--> '''Darrel''': The Brotherhood is a collective of men and women who have dedicated their lives to the preservation of technology.
--> '''Vault Dweller''': I've heard that you people sacrifice puppies.

--> '''Laura''': Hello, my brother/sister. May I be of service this glorious day?
--> '''Vault Dweller''': What kind of "services" do you offer?
--> '''Laura''': ([[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/0/0e/FO01_NPC_Laura_B.png/revision/latest?cb=20101225090315 Angry Face]])

---> '''The Master''': I don't have to prove anything to you! Prove.
---> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you ]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]

---> '''Laura''': Hello, my brother/sister. May I be of service this glorious day?
---> '''Vault Dweller''': What kind of "services" do you offer?
---> '''Laura''': ([[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/0/0e/FO01_NPC_Laura_B.png/revision/latest?cb=20101225090315 Angry Face]])

--> '''The Master''': I doubt even the FEV will help you. Why am I talking? It's unlikely you even understand...

--> '''The Master''': I don't have to prove anything to you! Prove.
--> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you ]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]

** At Necropolis, having low intelligence actually allows you to easily talk your way past Harry the supermutant. Well, "talk" is being generous. The exchange consists of both saying things like "What?" "Huh?" at each other a few times, and then the dialogue just ends without anyone turning hostile.

--> '''Vault Dweller''': What kind of "services" do you offer?

** Or the RentAZilla [[Anime/KillLaKill got frustrated with chasing his invisible prey and just stomped him flat.]]

--> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you ]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]

--> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you ]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]
** Becomes a CrowningMomentOfFunny if you play a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBjeLiWhek poor intelligence character.]]

--> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you ]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]

* Killian says that taking down Gizmo in Junktown should be pretty funny, just to watch the FatBastard try to run away. Sure enough, Gizmo remain planted at his desk.

--> '''Vault Dweller''':I've heard that you people sacrifice puppies.

--> '''Vault Dweller''': [[InvokedTrope Your ego demands you]][[EvilGloating tell me.]] [[LampshadeHanging All villains have this strange urge to explain everything.]]

--> '''The Master''': I doubt even the FEV will help you. Why am I talking? It's unlikely you even understand...

--> '''The Master''': I doubt even the F.E.V. will help you. Why am I talking? It's unlikely you even understand.

** If you try to talk to the Crimson Caravan in the Hub with low intelligence, they'll tell you that they don't hire drug addicts. You can choose to end the conversation with "I'm no drug add....I mean...Arg!"

--> '''Lieutenant''': ''Morpheus. It's quite amusing. He think he is more than a pawn TheMaster chose to lead the [[ScamReligion Children of the Cathedral nonsense]]. Oh well, he too will be dipped in the virus and he'll probably die a horrible death. I hope.''
* One of the random encounters isn't with a creature at all: it's a footprint. A footprint about thirty-five feet long with a pancaked corpse in the middle. As a BigLippedAlligatorMoment played for laughs, it's not bad, but what makes it a crowning moment of funny is that the corpse is carrying a ''cloaking device.'' [[FridgeLogic If only he hadn't been near-invisible when some mutant]] RentAZilla [[FridgeLogic happened along!]]

* Playing through the game with 3 INT or less, meaning you're so stupid that you can't even form coherent sentences. The Overseer trying to get you to take out the super mutants is especially hilarious.

* If you try to talk to the Crimson Caravan in the Hub with low intelligence, they'll tell you that they don't hire drug addicts. You can choose to end the conversation with "I'm no drug add....I mean...Arg!"

* One of the random encounters isn't with a creature at all: it's a footprint. A footprint about thirty-five feet long with a pancaked corpse in the middle. As a BigLippedAlligatorMoment played for laughs, it's not bad, but what makes it a crowning moment of funny is that the corpse is carrying a ''cloaking device.'' [[FridgeLogic If only he hadn't been near-invisible when some mutant]] RentAZilla [[FridgeLogic happened along!]]

* One of the random encounters isn't with a creature at all: it's a footprint. A footprint about thirty-five feet long with a pancaked corpse in the middle. As a BigLippedAlligatorMoment played for laughs, it's not bad, but what makes it a crowning moment of funny is that the corpse is carrying a ''cloaking device.'' [[FridgeLogic If only he hadn't been near-invisible when some mutant]] [[RentAZilla]] [[FridgeLogic happened along!]]

* One of the random encounters isn't with a creature at all: it's a footprint. A footprint about thirty-five feet long with a pancaked corpse in the middle. As a BigLippedAlligatorMoment played for laughs, it's not bad, but what makes it a crowning moment of funny is that the corpse is carrying a ''cloaking device.'' [[FridgeLogic If only he hadn't been near-invisible when some mutant]] {{Kaiju}} [[FridgeLogic happened along!]]

* One of the random encounters isn't with a creature at all: it's a footprint. A footprint about thirty-five feet long with a pancaked corpse in the middle. As a BigLippedAlligatorMoment played for laughs, it's not bad, but what makes it a CMoF is that the corpse is carrying a ''cloaking device.'' [[FridgeLogic If only he hadn't been near-invisible when some mutant]] {{Kaiju}} [[FridgeLogic happened along!]]

--> '''Lieutenant''': ''Morpheus. It's quite amusing. He think he is more than a pawn TheMaster chose to lead the [[ScamReligion Children of the Cathedral nonsense]]. Oh well, he too will be dipped in the virus and he'll probably die a horrible death. I hope.''