History Funny / ExterminatusNow

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-07-15/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/silent-takedown/ Silent Takedown.]] [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Made simpler since the guards were facing the wrong way for watching the prisoners.]]
** [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Of course, since these are Patterner cultists,]] [[FridgeBrilliance they're actually MORE likely to be stabbed in the back by their fellow cultists than by the prisoners they are guarding.]]

* The sheer idiocy of the latest plotline summed up in [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-01-22/comic/drink-the-cool-ade/available-in-new-red-herring-flavour/ one comic]].

* Virus outsmarts a group of cultists into handing over their copy of the Necrotelenomicon to him by convincing them into just making a copy of the info they need, then using an online translation website to decode the text. [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Anyone who has ever used one of those will tell you how well those tend to work.]] They're fine to translate single words and phrases, but not something you want to use to translate entire works, ''especially'' not something as detail-important as ancient instructions for a demon gateway.
** Originally, they had one of their cult members translating it because he knew Taikan (the setting's equivalent of Japanese). Problem is, he knew ''modern'' Taikan, not ancient Taikan full of demon script.

--> '''Patterner''': Maybe we should try a female Everchosen next time?

** From that same issue, Virus's [[OhCrap reaction]] to finding out [[KnightTemplar Inquisitor Deket]] knows about his "liaison" with the daemon princess, thanks to Lothar and Rogue telling her out of spite. Virus pulls Lothar aside for a moment with an expression that can only be described as a "I'm a dead man walking" smile.

** Originally, they had one of their cult members translating it because he knew Taikan (the equivalent of Japanese). Problem is, he knew ''modern'' Taikan, not ancient Taikan full of demon script.

** From the same strip: [[spoiler:The Everchosen of the Four getting crushed by Eastwood's ship as he parked it, since he got lost en route to the beach, unknowingly thwarting a massive scheme by the Dark Gods thats taken decades to set up.]]

-->'''Virus:''' I feel very violated![[labelnote:*]]The Spider-Cultist has just revealed that he used to wet the bed. Until he was ''sixteen''.[[/labelnote]]

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-11-07/comic/voiding-your-warranty/what-facility/ "... What facility?"]] Schaeffer's expressions scream a thousand different ways to project his {{Angrish}}.
* "Why don't I sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" [http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2015-02-09/comic/tangled-web/mercs-with-mouths/ "Syrus! SYRUS, HELP! I'm in over my head!"]]
** From that same issue, Virus's [[OhCrap reaction]] to finding out [[KnightTemplar Inquisitor Deket]] knows about his "liason" with the daemon princess. Virus pulls Lothar aside for a moment with an expression that can only be described as ":D".

* Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-11-14/comic/voiding-your-warranty/switcheroo/ NEVER EVER LEAVE AGAIN!]]
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-10-27/comic/black-and-white/timing-is-everything/ The mentioned-on-main-page]] BrickJoke. Though it also qualifies as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Eastwood's creepy obsession with his ex-girlfriend, up to and including his IMeantToDoThat dealing with her new daemonologist boyfriend.

* Virus outsmarts a group of cultists into handing over their copy of the Necrotelenomicon to him by convincing them into just making a copy of the info they need, then using an online translation website to decode the text. [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Anyone who has ever used one of those will tell you how well those tend to work.]]

** From the same strip: [[spoiler:The Everchosen of the Four getting crushed by Eastwood's ship as he parked it, since he got lost en route to the beach, unknowingly thwarting a massive scheme by the Dark Gods.]]

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2015-02-09/comic/tangled-web/mercs-with-mouths/ "Syrus! SYRUS, HELP! I'm in over my head!"]]
** From that same issue, Virus's [[OhCrap reaction]] to finding out [[KnightTemplar Inquisitor Deket]] knows about his "liasion" with the daemon princess. Virus pulls Lothar aside for a moment with an expression that can only be described as ":D".

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-10-26/comic/non-storyline/randoms/ch-ch-ch-changes/ The Patterner getting sued by Tzeentch and as the result, being legally forbidden to like change.]] [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-01-18/comic/non-storyline/randoms/everchosen/ Gets an equally funny call back]] when the two are shown trying to fight each other in a car park, held back by Khrone and his EN equivalent.

-->'''Cyrus:''' I feel very violated![[labelnote:*]]The Spider-Cultist has just revealed that he used to wet the bed. Until he was ''sixteen''.[[/labelnote]]

-->'''Cyrus:''' Mostly because he's too bloody fast.

* The first Christmas comic has Lothar Hex getting a lifetime supply of Jack Daniels. He drinks it ALL and is seen hugging Blasphemy while saying that he'll be "The besht king of the woodpeckers ever!"

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-05-21/comic/non-storyline/randoms/only-you-can-prevent-wildfires/ Wildfire manages to put her... skills... to good use.]]
* Virus outsmarts a group of cultists into handing over their copy of the Necrotelenomicon to him by convincing them into just making a copy of the info they need then using an online translation website to decode the text. [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Anyone who has ever used one of those will tell you how well those tend to work.]]

** From the same strip: [[spoiler:The Everchosen of the Four getting crushed by Eastwood's ship, he got lost en route to the beach, unknowingly thwarting a massive scheme by the Dark Gods.]]

-->'''Cyrus:''' I feel very violated![[labelnote:*]]The Spider-Cultist has just revealed that he used to wet te bed. Until he was ''sixteen''.[[/labelnote]]

* Eastwood maybe too scared, but you won't catch him [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-06-29/comic/tangled-web/gotta-go-fast/ running away]].
-->'''Cyrus:''' mostly because he's too bloody fast.

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-10-26/comic/non-storyline/randoms/ch-ch-ch-changes/ The Patterner getting sued by Tzeentch and as the result, being legally forbidden to like change.]] Gets an equally funny call back when the two are shown trying to fight each other in a car park, held back by Khrone and his EN equivalent.

* The Patterner getting sued by Tzeentch and as the result, being legally forbidden to like change. Gets an equally funny call back when the two are shown trying to fight each other in a car park, held back by Khrone and his EN equivalent.

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2015-02-09/comic/tangled-web/mercs-with-mouths/ "Syrus! SYRUS, HELP! I'm in over my head!"]]

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2015-02-09/comic/tangled-web/mercs-with-mouths/ Eastwood is so unsuccessful in the dating game, a girl actually flirting with him throws him into uncharted waters. '''And he knows this.''']]

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-11-07/comic/voiding-your-warranty/what-facility/ "... What facility?"]] Schaeffer's expressions scream a thousand different ways to project his {{Angrish}}.

* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-11-16/comic/tangled-web/consummate-professional/ Eastwood acheives a perfect 100% ratio of hilarious faces to panel appearances.]]