History Funny / EventHorizon

13th Nov '15 6:57:33 PM trumpetmarietta
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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis and Clark'' to a safe distance and then [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill launch TAC missiles at her]] [[ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure until I am satisfied]] the ''[[EldritchLocation Event Horizon]]'' [[StuffBlowingUp has been vaporized]]. ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]'' this ship!

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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis and Clark'' to a safe distance and then [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill [[StuffBlowingUp launch TAC missiles at her]] [[ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure until until]] [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure I am satisfied]] the ''[[EldritchLocation Event Horizon]]'' [[StuffBlowingUp [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill has been vaporized]]. ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]'' this ship!
13th Nov '15 6:56:27 PM trumpetmarietta
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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis and Clark'' to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the ''Event Horizon'' has been vaporized. ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]'' this ship!

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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis and Clark'' to a safe distance and then [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill launch TAC missiles at her her]] [[ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure until I am satisfied satisfied]] the ''Event Horizon'' ''[[EldritchLocation Event Horizon]]'' [[StuffBlowingUp has been vaporized.vaporized]]. ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]'' this ship!
13th Nov '15 6:55:10 PM trumpetmarietta
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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis & Clarke'' to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the ''Event Horizon'' has been vaporized. Fuck this ship!

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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis & Clarke'' and Clark'' to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the ''Event Horizon'' has been vaporized. Fuck ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]'' this ship!



* Mentioned should be made of Cooper, after [[spoiler: the "Lewis & Clarke" has been destroyed by a bomb, catapulting a spacesuit-clad Cooper into empty space on a chunk of debris.]] His reaction to his predicament proves a nice bit of recovery from the emotional punch of the situation:

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* Mentioned should be made of Cooper, after [[spoiler: the "Lewis & Clarke" ''Lewis and Clark'' has been destroyed by a bomb, catapulting a spacesuit-clad Cooper into empty space on a chunk of debris.]] His reaction to his predicament proves a nice bit of recovery from the emotional punch of the situation:



* Near the beginning of the film, as Weir is explaining to the crew of ''Lewis & Clarke'' how the ''Event Horizon'' achieves faster-than-light travel by warping space, he pulls one of Smith's centerfolds off his bunk to use as a visual aid. When Smith starts to protest, Miller gives him a solemn pat on the shoulder as if to say "Take one for the team, Smith."

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* Near the beginning of the film, as Weir is explaining to the crew of ''Lewis & Clarke'' and Clark'' how the ''Event Horizon'' achieves faster-than-light travel by warping space, he pulls one of Smith's centerfolds off his bunk to use as a visual aid. When Smith starts to protest, Miller gives him a solemn pat on the shoulder as if to say "Take one for the team, Smith."
1st Aug '15 5:27:53 PM MURPHYCHACHO
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** Not to mention, when he's zooming back toward the ship, "HERE I COME [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS]]!"

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** Not to mention, when he's zooming back toward the ship, "HERE I COME [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS]]!"MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS]]!"
* Near the beginning of the film, as Weir is explaining to the crew of ''Lewis & Clarke'' how the ''Event Horizon'' achieves faster-than-light travel by warping space, he pulls one of Smith's centerfolds off his bunk to use as a visual aid. When Smith starts to protest, Miller gives him a solemn pat on the shoulder as if to say "Take one for the team, Smith."
28th Apr '15 2:05:28 PM triscion
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--> '''Miller''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm We're leaving.]]

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--> '''Miller''': '''Miller''':(deadpan) [[KnowWhenToFoldEm We're leaving.]]
20th Mar '15 8:42:07 AM Madrugada
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--> '''Miller''': KnowWhenToFoldEm We're leaving.

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--> '''Miller''': KnowWhenToFoldEm [[KnowWhenToFoldEm We're leaving.]]
20th Mar '15 8:41:44 AM Madrugada
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--> '''Miller''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere We're leaving.]]

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--> '''Miller''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere KnowWhenToFoldEm We're leaving.]]
15th Mar '14 5:30:18 PM TheFuzzinator
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-->'''Cooper:''' Why's this shit always gotta happen to ''me''?!

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-->'''Cooper:''' Why's this shit always gotta happen to ''me''?!''me''?!
** Not to mention, when he's zooming back toward the ship, "HERE I COME [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS]]!"
19th May '13 5:38:17 PM Lonephantom756
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** Both of which come off as a severe form of understatement from the sympathetic audience.

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** Both of which come off as a severe form of understatement from the sympathetic audience.audience.
* Mentioned should be made of Cooper, after [[spoiler: the "Lewis & Clarke" has been destroyed by a bomb, catapulting a spacesuit-clad Cooper into empty space on a chunk of debris.]] His reaction to his predicament proves a nice bit of recovery from the emotional punch of the situation:
-->'''Cooper:''' Why's this shit always gotta happen to ''me''?!
25th Apr '13 12:02:55 AM StAraqiel
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* While this movie is high on the horror, it does have a couple of moments of hilarity.
** First, after finally having viewed the ApocalypticLog entry, depicting the insane original crew torturing each other in severely hideous ways:

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* While this movie is high on the horror, it does have a couple of moments of hilarity.
** * First, after finally having viewed the ApocalypticLog entry, depicting the insane original crew torturing each other in severely hideous ways:



** Second, this exchange immediately afterwards:

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** * Second, this exchange immediately afterwards:



---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir, I plan to take the ''Lewis & Clarke'' to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the ''Event Horizon'' has been vaporized - fuck this ship!

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---> '''Miller''': I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir, Weir. I plan to take the ''Lewis & Clarke'' to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the ''Event Horizon'' has been vaporized - fuck vaporized. Fuck this ship!
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