Funny: Event Horizon

While this movie is high on the horror, it does have a couple of moments of hilarity.
  • First, after finally having viewed the Apocalyptic Log entry, depicting the insane original crew torturing each other in severely hideous ways:
    Miller: We're leaving.
  • Second, this exchange immediately afterwards:
    Weir: You can't just leave her!
    Miller: I have no intention of leaving her, Dr Weir. I plan to take the Lewis & Clarke to a safe distance and then launch TAC missiles at her until I am satisfied the Event Horizon has been vaporized. Fuck this ship!
    • Both of which come off as a severe form of understatement from the sympathetic audience.
  • Mentioned should be made of Cooper, after the "Lewis & Clarke" has been destroyed by a bomb, catapulting a spacesuit-clad Cooper into empty space on a chunk of debris. His reaction to his predicament proves a nice bit of recovery from the emotional punch of the situation:
    Cooper: Why's this shit always gotta happen to me?!
    • Not to mention, when he's zooming back toward the ship, "HERE I COME MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS!"