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22nd May '16 3:06:37 PM Yakumo_Fuji
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** It's really not ''that'' clear. There are several possible reasons she might want to stick around while Parson continues his talk with the casters, from plain curiosity to thinking that they might talk about something where strategic imput might be useful. All she does, after all, is questioning (silently) whether he's sure that he wants her to leave.
10th Apr '16 4:05:06 PM KhlavKalash
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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/146 "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[Series/CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]

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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/146 "Call it the last... of the last of the last stands."]] [[Series/CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]



* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]

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* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting.....casting..."]]
22nd Jan '16 7:01:37 PM aeromechanicalace
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22nd Jan '16 7:00:56 PM aeromechanicalace
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!Book Three
* Parson responding to some battlefield Rhyme-o-Mancy by [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%203/127 Doing the Numa Numa]]



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* Parson responding to some battlefield Rhyme-o-Mancy by [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%203/127 Doing the Numa Numa]]
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22nd Jan '16 2:21:40 PM aeromechanicalace
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* Parson responding to some battlefield Rhyme-o-Mancy by [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%203/127 Doing the Numa Numa]]
22nd Jan '16 2:18:44 PM aeromechanicalace
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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/140 Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]



* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/180 Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]
* Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that he's the OnlySaneMan in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson reveals his latest exploit [[spoiler:in order to save Wanda's and Jack's lives]]:
-->'''Parson:''' It involves turning this battle into a [[spoiler:food fight.]]\\
'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/140 Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
* Charlie and Parson have some great moments together when they square off, but it pales in comparison to [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/92 the chemistry between Parson and Jack Snipe.]]
* Jack [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/151 poking his head through the portal]] to see what's taking Parson so long.
-->'''Jack''': By any chance, have you seen my chief warlord? Little fellow? Bit smaller than a palace?
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/157 This strip]] has an irreplaceable gem:
-->'''Parson''': You scared the ''crap'' out of me!\\
'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.
* In "Inner Peace (Through Superior Firepower)", Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "advances". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.

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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/180 [[/folder]]
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Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]
* Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that he's the OnlySaneMan in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson reveals his latest exploit [[spoiler:in order to save Wanda's and Jack's lives]]:
-->'''Parson:''' It involves turning this battle into a [[spoiler:food fight.]]\\
'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/140 Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
* Charlie and Parson have some great moments together when they square off, but it pales in comparison to [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/92 the chemistry between Parson and Jack Snipe.]]
* Jack [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/151 poking his head through the portal]] to see what's taking Parson so long.
-->'''Jack''': By any chance, have you seen my chief warlord? Little fellow? Bit smaller than a palace?
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/157 This strip]] has an irreplaceable gem:
-->'''Parson''': You scared the ''crap'' out of me!\\
'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.
* In "Inner Peace (Through Superior Firepower)", Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "advances". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.
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* In Book 0, Jillian, through an incredible stroke of luck, manages to tame a dwagon just in time to fight off a bunch of enemy units. One CurbstompBattle later, she tries to fly off on its back, but it's flying funny, and not responding well to her commands. Jillian realizes the problem; the dwagon had just eaten three [[TheStoner high elves]].

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* In Book 0, Jillian, through an incredible stroke of luck, manages Parson is trying to tame a dwagon just in time talk to fight off the Archons and has a bunch of enemy units. One CurbstompBattle later, she tries minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to fly off on its back, be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's flying funny, and not responding well clear to her commands. Jillian realizes us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the problem; authority granted to a warlord.
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/180 Summer Update 17]]. Specifically,
the dwagon had just eaten three [[TheStoner high elves]].part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
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[[folder: Book Two]]
* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]



* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] that isn't inclined to say where Parson is given that the person who asked just tried to [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/205 assassinate him.]]
* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/199 peekneek]]" and losing track of what [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book+2/200 like a football.]]]]

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* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that isn't inclined to say where he's the OnlySaneMan in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson is given that the person who asked just tried reveals his latest exploit [[spoiler:in order to save Wanda's and Jack's lives]]:
-->'''Parson:''' It involves turning this battle into a [[spoiler:food fight.]]\\
'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
* Charlie and Parson have some great moments together when they square off, but it pales in comparison
to [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/205 assassinate him.]]
* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about
com/Book%202/92 the implications of chemistry between Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/199 peekneek]]" and losing track of what [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book+2/200 like a football.]]]]Jack Snipe.]]



* "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/122 O Snap]]".



* Jack [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/151 poking his head through the portal]] to see what's taking Parson so long.
-->'''Jack''': By any chance, have you seen my chief warlord? Little fellow? Bit smaller than a palace?
* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/157 This strip]] has an irreplaceable gem:
-->'''Parson''': You scared the ''crap'' out of me!\\
'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.
* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/199 peekneek]]" and losing track of what [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book+2/200 like a football.]]]]
* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] that isn't inclined to say where Parson is given that the person who asked just tried to [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/205 assassinate him.]]
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[[folder: Book Three]]
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[[folder: Book Zero]]
* Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "advances". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.
* In Book 0, Jillian, through an incredible stroke of luck, manages to tame a dwagon just in time to fight off a bunch of enemy units. One CurbstompBattle later, she tries to fly off on its back, but it's flying funny, and not responding well to her commands. Jillian realizes the problem; the dwagon had just eaten three [[TheStoner high elves]].
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[[folder: Backer Stories]]



* "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/122 O Snap]]".
* During [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/24 one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.

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* "[[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/122 O Snap]]".
* During [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/24 one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.
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18th Apr '15 6:11:00 PM nombretomado
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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/146 "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]

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* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/146 "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami [[Series/CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
24th Dec '14 1:09:28 AM Tyoria
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* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F126.jpg "126."]]. Words ''ruin'' the hilarity.
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F133.jpg "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
* [[http://tinyurl.com/mybl9d Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."

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* [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F126.jpg com/Book%201/139 "126."]]. Words ''ruin'' the hilarity.
* [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F133.jpg com/Book%201/146 "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
* [[http://tinyurl.com/mybl9d [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%201/180 Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."



* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpg Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
* Charlie and Parson have some great moments together when they square off, but it pales in comparison to [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-07-08.jpg the chemistry between Parson and Jack Snipe.]]
* Jack [[http://www.erfworld.com/2011/07/book-2-%e2%80%93-page-68/ poking his head through the portal]] to see what's taking Parson so long.

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* [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpg com/Book%201/140 Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
* Charlie and Parson have some great moments together when they square off, but it pales in comparison to [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-07-08.jpg com/Book%202/92 the chemistry between Parson and Jack Snipe.]]
* Jack [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/2011/07/book-2-%e2%80%93-page-68/ com/Book%202/151 poking his head through the portal]] to see what's taking Parson so long.



* [[http://www.erfworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vol2_073_Web_9002.jpg This strip]] has an irreplaceable gem:
-->'''Parson''': You scared the ''crap'' out of me!
-->'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.

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* [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vol2_073_Web_9002.jpg com/Book%202/157 This strip]] has an irreplaceable gem:
-->'''Parson''': You scared the ''crap'' out of me!
-->'''Jack''':
me!\\
'''Jack''':
Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.



* From [[http://www.erfworld.com/category/summer-update-2009/page/2/ Summer Update('09) 48]]:

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* From [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/category/summer-update-2009/page/2/ com/Book%202/27 Summer Update('09) 48]]:



* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] that isn't inclined to say where Parson is given that the person who asked just tried to [[http://www.erfworld.com/2013/07/book-2-page-113/ assassinate him.]]
* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-13.jpg like a football.]]]]
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-11-01.jpg This exchange]]:

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* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] that isn't inclined to say where Parson is given that the person who asked just tried to [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/2013/07/book-2-page-113/ com/Book%202/205 assassinate him.]]
* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www."[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png com/Book%202/199 peekneek]]" and losing track of what [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-13.jpg com/Book+2/200 like a football.]]]]
* [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-11-01.jpg com/Book%202/108 This exchange]]:



* The UNGODLY awkward conversation between [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2011-05-22.png Stanley the Tool and Zhopa the Twoll.]] Stanley obviously needs to work on his people skills.

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* The UNGODLY awkward conversation between [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2011-05-22.png com/Book%202/141 Stanley the Tool and Zhopa the Twoll.]] Stanley obviously needs to work on his people skills.



* "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2011-01-26.jpg O Snap]]".

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* "[[http://www."[[http://archives.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2011-01-26.jpg com/Book%202/122 O Snap]]".
2nd Nov '14 5:34:02 PM SteveMB
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* During [[http://www.erfworld.com/summer-update-2009-archive/?px=%2FE045_NoIllustration.png one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.

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* During [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/summer-update-2009-archive/?px=%2FE045_NoIllustration.png com/Book%202/24 one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.
2nd Nov '14 5:27:51 PM SteveMB
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* During [[http://www.erfworld.com/summer-update-2009-archive/?px=%2FE045_NoIllustration.png one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://www.erfworld.com/2013/10/epilogue-17-parsons-staff-meeting/ Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.

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* During [[http://www.erfworld.com/summer-update-2009-archive/?px=%2FE045_NoIllustration.png one of the summer updates]], Parson is trying to talk to the Archons and has a minor freak-out over the realization that, as he puts it, "There wasn't a way they really could volunteer to be with him. He had absolute power, as their warlord. He also had no power to be anything but their warlord." That isn't funny. What ''is'' a little funny is [[http://www.[[http://archives.erfworld.com/2013/10/epilogue-17-parsons-staff-meeting/ com/Book%202/223 Epilogue 17]], where it's clear to us that Artemis ''is'' volunteering, but Parson seems to completely miss it. This may have to with the authority granted to a warlord.
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