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* Ender roasting Bernard during the lecture at Battle School

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* Ender roasting Bernard during the lecture at Battle School
--> '''Ender''': Bernard is proof that they still send chimps into space.
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--->'''Rose the Nose''': As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.
--->'''Ender''': What does that make you?
--->'''Rose the Nose''': The personnel officer that hired God.

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--->'''Rose -->'''Rose the Nose''': As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.
--->'''Ender''': -->'''Ender''': What does that make you?
--->'''Rose -->'''Rose the Nose''': The personnel officer that hired God.

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* In ''Shadow of the Giant'', Fly Molo [[DeadpanSnarker snarks]] at Bean long after most of the world has learned to take Bean very, very seriously:
--->'''Bean''': I'm here because I have a child in Manila. A boy. They tell me his name is Ramon.
--->'''Fly Molo''': And yet this is your first time here? Who was the mother, a flight attendant?
--->'''Bean''': The baby was stolen from me, Fly. As an embryo. In vitro fertilization. The child is mine and Petra's. It's especially important to us, because it's the first we know of that definitely does not have my condition.
--->'''Fly Molo''': You mean it isn't ugly?

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* In ''Shadow of the Giant'', Fly Molo [[DeadpanSnarker snarks]] at Bean long after most of the world has learned to take Bean very, very seriously:
--->'''Bean''': I'm here because I have a child in Manila. A boy. They tell me his name is Ramon.
--->'''Fly Molo''': And yet this is your first time here? Who was the mother, a flight attendant?
--->'''Bean''': The baby was stolen from me, Fly. As an embryo. In vitro fertilization. The child is mine and Petra's. It's especially important to us, because it's the first we know of that definitely does not have my condition.
--->'''Fly Molo''': You mean it isn't ugly?
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--->'''Ender''' What does that make you?

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--->'''Ender''' --->'''Ender''': What does that make you?
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-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.

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-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.plumber.
* Anything Rose the Nose says, specifically:
--->'''Rose the Nose''': As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.
--->'''Ender''' What does that make you?
--->'''Rose the Nose''': The personnel officer that hired God.
* In ''Shadow of the Giant'', Fly Molo [[DeadpanSnarker snarks]] at Bean long after most of the world has learned to take Bean very, very seriously:
--->'''Bean''': I'm here because I have a child in Manila. A boy. They tell me his name is Ramon.
--->'''Fly Molo''': And yet this is your first time here? Who was the mother, a flight attendant?
--->'''Bean''': The baby was stolen from me, Fly. As an embryo. In vitro fertilization. The child is mine and Petra's. It's especially important to us, because it's the first we know of that definitely does not have my condition.
--->'''Fly Molo''': You mean it isn't ugly?
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-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a janitor.

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-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a janitor.plumber.
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* Bean delivers the funniest line in the entire film.
-->'''Bernard''': They probably cheated [on their test].
-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a janitor.

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