- Bean delivers the funniest line in the entire film.
Bernard: They probably cheated [on their test].Bean: Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.
- Anything Rose the Nose says, specifically:
Rose the Nose: As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.Ender: What does that make you?Rose the Nose: The personnel officer that hired God.
- Ender roasting Bernard during the lecture at Battle School
Ender: Bernard is proof that they still send chimps into space.