Funny / Ender's Game

  • Bean delivers the funniest line in the entire film.
    Bernard: They probably cheated [on their test].
    Bean: Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.
  • Anything Rose the Nose says, specifically:
    Rose the Nose: As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.
    Ender: What does that make you?
    Rose the Nose: The personnel officer that hired God.

  • Ender roasting Bernard during the lecture at Battle School
    Ender: Bernard is proof that they still send chimps into space.