* Bean delivers the funniest line in the entire film.
-->'''Bernard''': They probably cheated [on their test].
-->'''Bean''': Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.
* Anything Rose the Nose says, specifically:
--->'''Rose the Nose''': As far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God.
--->'''Ender''': What does that make you?
--->'''Rose the Nose''': The personnel officer that hired God.
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