History Funny / EdEddnEddy

'''Edd''': ''*to Eddy*'' He's a big boy, Eddy.

-->Eddy: ((''looks back to Ed and Double D, who both shrug'') "Uh... no?" [[NoHandsBarredBeatdown (''Rolf starts to whack Eddy ****less with his fish'')]]

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** [[NoFourthWall "In case of movie break glass?!"]]
*** [[SelfDeprecation "Wow! Cheap movie!"]]

** After Jonny accidentally consumes one jawbreaker, Rolf devises a race to decide who should get the other one. Eddy of course cheats the whole way, starting with tying Ed's shoelaces together. The whole way, Ed [[LookBehindYou tries distracting Eddy with something stupid]] ("Oh Eddy... it's Rolf!"). When Eddy is about to claim victory:

* Subtle, but always cracks this troper up - the beginning of "Sir Ed-A-Lot", where Eddy is cleaning and hanging around a fancy car. Multiple scenes involving the kids from the cul-de-sac being impressed show up, until Double D comes and asks "Whose car is this, Eddy?" to which Eddy simply responds "I don't know".

*** YOU'RE BOTH WRONG -- seconds later, Edd walks into the room, and is [[strike: shocked]] horrified to discover that Ed had somehow ''unhinged his own jaw'' and is actually '''swallowing his mattress whole!!!''' "Ed, what have I told you about the needless taxing of one's digestive system?"
*** "That hit the spot!"

* This quote from "Cry Ed":
-->'''Ed:''' Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt, hold the onions. \\
'''Edd:''' OKAY FINE I'M A CHICKEN!\\
'''Eddy:''' Um... Ed? ''* Ed drops a house on Eddy* ''\\
'''Edd''': ED! What in heaven's name were you '''''thinking'''''?!\\

** "In case of movie break glass?!"

** "COOKIE DOUGH!"

*** Even better is how the split second before the cow falls on him, he has enough time to scream "mama! the ointment!"

-->'''Ed'': Oh no! My brain came out!

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnPzEOSoK7Q Try watching it for 10 minutes.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887VFhHaero How about 15 minutes?]]

---> '''Eddy''': Ed, [[{{Understatement}} your story's getting weird!]]

-->'''Eddy:''' (Hands Ed a helmet) Put this on. It'll protect your head... From what I don't know.

* "An Ed Is Born", the one where the boys are making a video to send to Eddy's brother, is CMOF ''in its entirety.'' "Sorry, Eddy, the 'planet baron' story threw me off."
** The scene where Ed eats the camera is the icing on that cake of hilarity. "Man the helms. Dive! Dive!"

-->'''Ed:''' Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt, hold the onions. ''* Ed drops a house on Eddy* ''\\
'''Edd''': Ed! What in heaven's name were you '''''thinking'''''?!\\

* [[FanNickname The Eds]] playing Truth Or Dare in "Mirror, Mirror on the Ed" becomes absolutely hilarious when Ed gives Eddy the most nonsensical dare ''ever''.

-->'''Eddy''':...Nice entrance!
* The entire episode "Sorry, Wrong Ed" (the one with the cursed phone). Probably the highlight of that episode is Eddy answering the telephone only to have a RUNAWAY ICE CREAM CART crash through his room, hit the wall, flying up and hit the ceiling, and then land on Eddy, all the while playing a tinkly version of the Mexican Hat Dance music. Ed's reaction doesn't help.
--> '''Ed''': Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call ya back!

*** I think YOU'VE forgotten the test. Nothing happens, so Eddy picks up Ed as a shield... only for a concrete tube the size of a truck to casually roll in and slowly squich him. The humor is that it is worldess. Take my word for it.

-->'''Ed:''' The tractor is still intact. You could have done a lot more with the tree. And you've hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head, * puts his head through the steering wheel* like so.

-->'''Edd:''' ..hot wax for cleaner, more manageable follicles...

** From the same episode, after Eddy interprets Edd's mumblings as a sign that they need sponges, Ed says they can find them at his place. He then pulls back a portion of his bathroom wall ("Shh. The walls have ears. Follow me") to reveal a gigantic collection of sponges ("IT'S THE MOTHER LOAD!"). Meanwhile, Edd sees Ed's bed, pulls back the covers... and promptly decides "not if it was the last bed on Earth."

---> '''[[spoiler: Eddy's Brother]]''': Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?

** At the end of the movie [[spoiler: Jonny disguised as Captain Melonhead arrives, and attacks the Eds, only to get beat up by the rest of the kids in the Cul-de-sac, who have come to like them.]]

'''Ed''': I don't have any feeling at all.

--> "What can ya do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no [[IncrediblyLamePun soul/sole]]?"

--> Eddy: Brain? '''''WHAT BRAIN?!'''''

'''Eddy:''' "YOU SHOULDA DUG DEEPER!" * squashed by a falling Ed*
* Come on guys, really?! The episode when the Eds are trying to get the Free Jawbreakers has this little bit of Fourth Wall breaking gold?
--> '''Double D''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext * Currently driving a scooter made entirely out of junk and refuse notices the Kankers in their way* ]] Ed...Eddy...BLOCKADE!\\

'''Ed''': * The camera is SO close to his face that only his eyes, nose and mouth are visible* '''EXTREME CLOSE UP!'''

-->'''Eddy''': What's that? I think it's the sound of NO ONE CARING!

--> '''Ed''': We are three, and you are two!

* Ed. Static electricity. Zappity zap zap.

** "A giant sea cucumber arose from the depths with one eye,''blinking and blinking'' and looking at Rolf like a ''sandwich''!"

** "A giant sea cucumber rose out of the dark depths, its one eye ''blinking and blinking'' and looking at Rolf like a ''sandwich''!"

* "Slide on the soap." *slides* *pause* "Slide on the soap." *slides* *pause* "Slide on the soap." *slides* *pause*...

'''Edd''': *bewildered, drops the rock on his foot* ''My '''foot!'''''

-->'''Ed''': Because I am a brother, and Eddy's brother is a brother, and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother, as a brother I am. *hugs himself*

---> Edd: {{Blah blah blah}}, blah blah blah, blahblahblah! Yak, yak, blah, blah, drivel drivel drivel!

* How about when the kids start breaking all the rules in "Stop, Look, and Ed"? Funniest moment? Johnny streaking with Plank strategically placed over his privates.
-->'''Johnny:''' Feel the wind, Plank!
** "(Smack, smack, smack, smack) I'm a woodpecker! (smack, smack, smack) 'Cept with dirt."
* ''Robbin' Ed''. All of it, from Edd's BadBadActing in the "infomercial" for the Thing-A-Ma-Jig to Johnny's superhero alter-ego Captain Melonhead being saved from getting dunked in gravy by [[spoiler: Ed, AKA "Average Joe"]].
** "Hold your ''horses''! This butt's been ''used''!"

* "Ed... Pass It On" has [[http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii226/edtropolis/grabs/ed-8.jpg Ed as a roast turkey]]
--> '''Ed''': Stuffing, anybody?

--> '''Ed''': Ski party a go-go!
--> ''*Ed and Rolf's animals are on a sled, going down the stairs to Ed's room, Victor bleats*''
--> '''Ed''': Hot cocoa and potato salad! Who's with me?!
* This hilarious exchange from "Mirror, Mirror on the Ed"-
-->'''Edd''': Now what?
-->'''Eddy''': I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
-->'''Ed''': Can I think?
-->'''Edd and Eddy''': '''[[BigNo No!]]'''
* In "Ed, Ed and Away", Ed manages to make Eddy fly by pulling on a strap on Eddy's pants, causing his hair to spin like a helicopter. Edd's reaction is the funniest part-"Ed, remind me to ask how you did that."

** Also, in the same episode, all three Eds are chasing after a balloon as they run through Rolf's farm and plow through several animals... Except for a cow which promptly falls on top of Rolf. "Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pockets."
** And again, from the same episode and sequence: "Fly, Nazz, Fly!" "She didn't even make a grab for it!"
* The entire episode 'They Call Him Mister Ed', including the gratuitous use of the word "up", Ed's cardboard elevator, and Edd and Eddy's reactions to espresso.
-->'''Edd:''' That was an ''up''turn for the worse.
-->'''Eddy:''' I almost ''up''chucked!

-->'''Ed:''' Lots of hurt, hold the onions!
-->''Ed drops a house on Eddy.''
-->'''Edd''': Ed! What in heaven's name were you '''''thinking'''''?!
-->'''Ed''' (''proudly''): Absolutely ''nothing'', Double D!

* From "Laugh, Ed, Laugh", Eddy using Ed as a shovel while Ed gleefully chants "Dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole!"

-->'''Eddy''': You're a quack!
-->'''Rolf''': I am not a duck! I am Rolf!

--> That's... disturbing.
* What about "The Day the Ed Stood Still"? Ed becomes an alien monster and terrorizes the cul-da-sac. Pure hilarity.

--> '''Ed''': Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call you back!

--> '''Eddy:''' ''You kiss your mother with mouth?!"

** And Eddy's nonchalant reaction to Rolf suddenly sprouting extra heads. "A three-headed Rolf... yawn."

-->'''Eddy:''' (to Edd) What's your problem?
-->'''Ed:''' It's his hat, Eddy. He always wears it, and [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness he talks forever about stuff]]! Not to mention [[NeatFreak his obsession with cleanliness]], big problem.

-->'''Ed:''' The tractor is still intact, you could have done a lot more with the tree, and you've hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head, *puts his head through the steering wheel* like so.

--->'''Edd:''' (while Eddy's crashing Rolf's tractor) That's really something I'd expect from you, Ed.
--->'''Ed:''' It's really something I wanted to do, Double-D...
--->''Later''
--->'''Eddy:''' (to the Kankers messing with his fish tank) Get away from my fish tank!
--->'''Edd:''' (filming it) Um, Eddy, please, I'm trying to get a good shot!
--->'''Eddy:''' A good shot? Double-D, that's something I'd expect from Ed!
--->'''Ed:''' That again is something I really wanted to do...

--->'''Eddy:''' (cleaning his furniture) Filthy, filthy, filthy...
--->'''Ed:''' That's something I'd expect from Double-D, Eddy.
--->'''Eddy:''' Don't remind me...

--->'''Rolf:''' "Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters, thank you."
** From the same episode, after Eddy interprets Edd's mumblings as a sign that they need sponges, Ed says they can find them at his place. He then pulls back a portion of his bathroom wall ("Shh. The walls have ears. Follow me") to reveal a gigantic collection of sponges. Meanwhile, Edd sees Ed's bed, pulls back the covers...and promptly decides "not if it was the last bed on Earth."

---> '''Ed:''' I smell my fingers after I eat cheese! *smiles goofily and Eddy and [[spoiler: his brother]] just exchange a confused glance*

---> '''[[spoiler: Eddy's brother]]''': Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?

**At the end of the movie [[spoiler: Johnny disguised as Captain Melon Head arrives, and attacks the Eds, only to get beat up by the rest of the kids in the Cul-de-sac, who have come to like them.]]
** "Break glass in case of movie?"
* Eddy on strike in "Will Work For Ed" is pure hilarity...especially this exchange-
--->'''Eddy:''' Rolf's a jerk! Ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk! Ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk!-
--->'''Johnny:''' WE HATE BROCCOLI!
--->'''Eddy:''': (Beat) Ain't gonna work!
* The following from the end of "Once Upon An Ed:
--> '''Eddy:''' (To Ed, in an annoyed fashion) "I got a CRAMP listening to you."

--> '''Edd''': (hears a sound) "What was that?! Did you hear it?! I don't have a good feeling about this!"
--> '''Ed''': "I don't have any feeling at all!"
* The episode where the Eds are trying to remove a quarter stuck to the sidewalk [[spoiler:held there by Johnny's used gum]]. One of the best parts is the end, where the Eds are all [[ItMakesSenseInContext standing shoe-less in the bottom of a deep pit]]. Eddy realizes this fact and starts chasing Ed, who has everyone's shoes. Best part is Ed's little limerick:

--> "Nice toy."

--> '''Ed:''' "BIG. TTROUBLEEEEEEE!"

--> [Eddy notices Sarah approaching]
--> Eddy: SARAH AHEAD!!
--> [Sarah is seen, angrilly heading toward Ed and Eddy]
--> Ed: Sarah no good for Ed, Eddy!

--> '''Ed:''' "...dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a-" *WHACK*
--> '''Eddy:''' "YOU SHOULDA DUG DEEPER!" *squashed by a falling Ed*

--> '''Double D''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext *Currently driving a scooter made entirely out of junk and refuse notices the Kankers in their way*]] Ed...Eddy...BLOCKADE!
-->'''Lee''': Hey look guys, its our boyfriends!
-->'''Eddy''': KANKERS!
-->'''Ed''': *The camera is SO close to his face that only his eyes, nose and mouth are visible* '''EXTREME CLOSE UP!'''

* In "Ed or Tails", Ed mails in a coupon for free jawbreakers, but only gets two. When Eddy asks him if he sees the problem of having two jawbreakers for three people, Ed does nothing but stare at the package all day and all night (while holding Edd & Eddy in his arms) before coming to a conclusion: "We are three, and you are two!"
** After Johnny accidentally consumes one jawbreaker, Rolf devises a race to decide who should get the other one. Eddy of course cheats the whole way, starting with tying Ed's shoelaces together. The whole way, Ed [[LookBehindYou tries distracting Eddy with something stupid]] ("Oh Eddy... it's Rolf!"). When Eddy is about to claim victory:
--->'''Ed:''' Oh, Eddy??
--->'''Eddy:''' Ed, ''shut up."
--->''Cut to see Ed has simply [[CuttingTheKnot bypassed the obstacle course and grabbed the jawbreaker]]''
--->'''Rolf:''' The simple Ed-boy is the winner!

-->'''Eddy:''' It was horrible! ''*coughs*'' It came from nowhere! Did I mention it was horrible?
-->'''Ed:''' Horrible, it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling ground-chuck! Om nom nom...
-->'''Edd:''' Please...
-->'''Rolf:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Rolf has seen this meatball.]] It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!
** From that same episode: "FOOLS! As it is my turn to ride the cluck-ball! Look up my nose, and see your future."

** "IT'S A BOY!"

** "A giant sea cucumber rose out of the dark depths, its one eye ''bilinking and blinking'' and looking at Rolf like a ''sandwich''!"

* Ed again (he's just ''made'' of this trope, isn't he?), this time explaining to Edd how he deciphered the map made by Eddy's older brother, as only he can:

---> '''Eddy''': Ed, [[{{UnderStatement}} your story's getting weird!]]

*** YOU'RE BOTH WRONG -- seconds later, Edd walks into the room, and is [[strike: shocked]] horrified to discover that Ed had somehown ''unhinged his own jaw'' and is actually '''swallowing his mattress whole!!!''' "Ed, what have I told you about the needless taxing of one's digestive system?"

* How about the episode when the kids start breaking all the rules. Funniest moment? Johnny streaking with Plank strategically placed over his privates.

** "Hold your horses! This butt's been ''used''!"

* The "That's My Horse!" dance from "Wish You Were Ed".

* A frustrated Edd telling Ed and Eddy what an acorn becomes in ''Dim Lit Ed''.

*'''Ed: '''I'm a woodpecker! *thwack thwack thwack* 'Cept with dirt.

* From the Christmas Special: "Deep below the earth and rock/There lives a bearded maiden fair/whose kitchen pot is bigger/than her size of underwear, HEY!"

* In "Little Ed Blue*, when Double D and Eddy try to cheer up Ed with a puppet show (using Ed's toys), Ed pulls the string on one of the toys and unleashes a '''massive flame''', burning off the top of their puppet stand. Eddy, in complete amazement, says:

*How has the Halloween episode not been mentioned yet? To summarize: Ed + Brain Rotting for stream of B Movies + Halloween = [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]]

--> '''Double D''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext *Currently driving a train made entirely out of junk and refuse notices the Kankers in their way*]] Ed...Eddy...BLOCKADE!

* Forgot which episode this is from, but:

* Ed mails in a coupon for free jawbreakers, but only gets two. When Edd asks him if he sees the problem of having two jawbreakers for three people, Ed does nothing but stare at the package for three days (while holding Edd & Eddy in his arms) before coming to a conclusion.
** After Johnny accidentally consumes one jawbreaker, Rolf devises a race to decide who should get the other one. Eddy of course cheats the whole way, starting with tying Ed's shoelaces together. The whole way, Ed tries distracting with something stupid ("Oh Eddy... it's Rolf!"). When Eddy is about to claim victory:

--->'''Eddy:''' Ed, ''shup up."
* When a giant, '''SWEEEEDISH MEATBALL''' ATTACKED!
* "FOOLS! As it is my turn to ride the cluck ball! Look up my nose and see your future."