History Funny / DwayneJohnson

--> [[spoiler: ''Rock:'' "'''[[{{OHCRAP}} OH SHIT!]]'''"]]
* During one of the Rock's backstage segments, after an already very funny CheapHeat moment where he was singing an insulting Canadians, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztwfe5vgPgQ The Hurricane shows up]]. After launching into a tirade basically summing up WhatTheHellHero, the Rock looks around, confused, slowly takes his sunglasses off, clears his throat, and says "...Who... in the ''[[SubvertedCatchPhrase green]]'' hell... are you? No, no, no, no, no, don't answer that! The Rock knows who you are! Yeah, the Rock knows exactly who you are! Green shirt, 'H' on your chest, green mask! Oh, you're the Hamburgler! Yeah, you're that cat that works for UsefulNotes/McDonalds! Go get me a cheeseburger! Go get the Rock a cheeseburger, no ketchup!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlu9grrwtI This]] and many more.

** And he does the entire episode.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdj-LDuwgA Taking to task the other five combatants in a six-man Hell in a Cell match]].

** One instance, after The Rock asked him if he was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFqAqB5e-PU&t=135s "mentally as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey"]].

'''The Hurricane''': Well, apparently...from what I saw behind that curtain, it means "The Scorpion King got [[TeenyWeenie a tiny ding-a-ling]".\\

'''The Hurricane''': Well, apparently...from what I saw behind that curtain, it means "The Scorpion King got a tiny ding-a-ling".\\

--> [[spoiler: ''Rock:'' "'''OH SHIT!'''"]]

-->'''Rock:''' ''(As Angle leaves the Locker Room)'' Go get them jugs, Kurt!

** Once instance, after The Rock asked him if he was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFqAqB5e-PU&t=134s "mentally as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?"]].

* [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince McMahon]] once placed The Rock as the special guest referee during a WWF Championship match between Wrestling/TripleH and [[Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith the British Bulldog]]. The Rock detested both, and wasn't interested in giving either any sort of victory. At one point he knocked out HHH and when the Bulldog went to cover, The Rock went to make the count and well - "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Ct9F57sfU&t=6m55s 1...2...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO 3!!!!]]" He also played the EasilyDistractedReferee for all it's worth. Chatting up the fans at ringside while Triple H hit the Pedigree and covered. When he did see HHH hit the pedigree and cover, he was so awed by the Pedigree that he forgot to count, instead applauding HHH and offering him two thumbs up. The Rock spent most of the match just doing commentary.

-->"The Rock [[HesBack is back]] to scratch a major itch, so enjoy your Fruity Pebbles you Yabba Dabba Bitch!"

** The Rock then walks up to [[Wrestling/RusevAndLana Lana]]. The Rock starts remembering the last time they were together in the ring, when he came out to confront her and Rusev. However, in true Rock fashion, he starts "revealing" that afterwards, Lana came to his hotel room and "surprised" him, that they got drunk and did some "special exercises," like the "one-legged Russian vacuum," with Lana looking at him in a way that doesn't deny anything of what he says at all. Then Rusev is shown over The Rock's shoulder, looking like... well, like someone who just discovered that his fiancée has been doing "special exercises" with The Rock. The Rock nonchalantly says they were kind of just talking about him and congratulates them for their engagement, saying that Lana is a hell of a woman because "she's flexible as hell."

* Not even Wrestling/MichaelCole was safe, as seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUletnFJ47c&t=42s here]]

* The otherwise horrible ''Raw X'' special featured Rock cutting a promo on just about everyone, including this line to Deserving Victim [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Stephanie [=McMahon=]]]:

* Even when he was on the short end of the stick, Rock could still get a good moment; one memorable Raw promo during the Attitude Era had Rock, then a heel and in a feud with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, in the ring watching Austin on the TitanTron delivering a spiel about how Rock would know when he was in for an ass-kicking when his beeper went off and showed the number "316". As Austin keeps talking on the TitanTron, Rock's beeper goes off and as he checks it, his eyes nearly pop out of his skull when he sees the number. In a "Live or Memorex?" moment, Austin himself comes in the ring from out of nowhere and proceeds to go to town on Rock.

* Even after he turned heel in 2003, the Rock was just too damn funny to truly boo...as evidenced by his interview right before his match with Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} where he called him a "whisker-biscuit bald-headed bitch" and referred to [[Characters/WWEDivas Terri Runnels]] as "Lemon Panties".

* "Wrestling/MichaelCole, The Rock thinks you should go suck on a monkey's nipple ... well, go on! Go suck on a monkey's nipple! GO!"

-->''"On the night Test faced the Great one this is what he'll see..."

** Before that when Hogan was still running with Nash and Hall as the [=nWo=] during their return run in WWE, Hogan wanted to get a picture with the Rock for his son, he then mutters an offhand insult that the Rock just happens to hear. In his signature Rock Style, he immediately [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf6S1GL3rLY&feature=related lays into all three of them]].

* The Rock, Wrestling/HulkHogan, and Wrestling/{{Kane}} had to team up against the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder [=NWO=]]] (Wrestling/ScottHall, Wrestling/KevinNash, and [[Wrestling/SeanWaltman X-Pac]]). [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWj_1tYI2Ug The promo right before the match was comedy gold.]] Kane had been sliding out of his "Big Silent Giant" gimmick, but it was still hilarious to see him go from silent scary monster to mocking Hogan's and Rock's slogans. Take note of The Rock mouthing "Kanenites?" in confusion, it's easily the capper to the entire hilarious promo.
** Before that when the nWo, consisting of Hulk Hogan Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, came back to WWE Hogan wanted to get a picture with the Rock for his son, he then mutters an offhand insult that the Rock just happens to hear, he then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf6S1GL3rLY&feature=related lays into all three of them]] in his signature Rock Style.

* During ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} XXVII'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkc34R3e6tw The Rock had a backstage segment]] with Wrestling/EveTorres and Mae Young where he cracked jokes regarding Mae's age. Unfortunately, the segment was overshadowed by its [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]] ending.

* Prior to the 15th Anniversary of ''[=SmackDown=]'', Rock met up with Wrestling/TripleH and Stephanie in the office, exchanging some light greetings with them and proposing to celebrate the moment. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSpJjEs82U Things hilariously nearly went to pot as Rocky and Trips began talking about the first few eps of the Blue Brand when one would beat the other]], all the way to "spontaneous" light taunts about going at it again at ''any'' future WrestleMania event. They then both realized that their faces are inches away from each other. [[FoeYay Awkward, but still funny as hell...]]

* Apparently the reasonm his sells of the Stunner got progressively more ridiculous is that he and Austin would bet a case of beer on it.

* His part in the opening of Wrestlemania XXX is ''gold.'' The first thing he does after his first couple of catchphrases is poke some friendly fun at HulkHogan for botching the name of the stadium they were in (Hulk first said that they were in the "Silverdome," which was the site of Wrestlemania III).

'''Michael''': At the Copa, Copa Cabana--\\

* Prior to the 15th Anniversary of SmackDown, Rock met up with Wrestling/TripleH and Stephanie in the office, exchanging some light greetings with them and proposing to celebrate the moment. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSpJjEs82U Things hilariously nearly went to pot as Rocky and Trips began talking about the first few eps of the Blue Brand when one would beat the other]], all the way to "spontaneous" light taunts about going at it again at ''any'' future WrestleMania event. They then both realized that their faces are inches away from each other. [[FoeYay Awkward, but still funny as hell...]]

** Then he gets to the ring, which is filled with such moments as referring to Byron Saxton as "[[TokenMinority the other black guy]]" and even going off the script and meeting with some WWE cosplayers at ringside. Then Wrestling/TheNewDay come out to confront Rock and to say HilarityEnsues would be a gross understatement.