History Funny / DwayneJohnson

Just like Ja Morant when he's waving a gun!\\

''[crowd audibly groans]''

* When liveblogging the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' gender-flip book ''Life and Death'', Alexis Dreadd (a writer for Buzzfeed) poked fun at a passage where Edythe (aka female Edward) is said to be so intimidating that even the Rock wouldn't whistle at her. [[https://twitter.com/therock/status/651444874940649472 The real Rock then chimed in to say, nah, he totally would!]]

[[CatchPhrase If you smell what the Rock is cooking"]]

-->"The Rock [[Main/HesBack is back]] to scratch a major itch, so enjoy your Fruity Pebbles you Yabba Dabba Bitch!"

** The Rock would be on such a roll that even Coach had trouble keeping a straight face while being clowned, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QgW-wsm7Qs&t=15s as seen here.]]
* Not even Wrestling/MichaelCole was safe, as seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUletnFJ47c&t=41s here]]

** The Rock would be on such a roll that even Coach had trouble keeping a straight face while being clowned, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAVYTN4PpU as seen here.]]

-->'''The Rock''': "Wrestling/MichaelCole, The Rock says: You wanna ask about the Rock's feelings, well The Rock FEELS, that you should go suck on a monkey's nipple ... what are you waiting for? Go find a monkey Jabroni!"

** The Rock forces Hermie to conduct his interviews with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XklcpTdoCWM his new T-shirt draped over his head]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cPfMh2ki4g his finger inside his nose]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVwUbSy3-bA while looking like Chris Benoit]].
** One instance, after The Rock asked him if he was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXhWiUEgRHU&t=62s "mentally as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey"]].

* The Rock giving [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQ8XK2hLI0 Chris Benoit & Kane the perfect advice to make their dreams come true.]] Even [[{{Corpsing}} Kurt Angle and Mick Foley couldn't help but giggle at the line.]]
-->'''The Rock''': Benoit, when you're by yourself with Kane, pull your pants down, and prove to Kane that you're not a woman, and Kane, since you just wanna "find things", you go ahead and find the [[TeenyWeenie penis Benoit claims he has!]]

** He then Rock Bottomed Cole with a "Go Heat, Bitch!" followed by a People's Elbow. For context, Cole was wearing a Kevin Garnett jersey [[WhatAnIdiot in Miami]].

-->'''The Rock''': ''[To Chris Jericho]'' You are exactly twenty minutes away...AND THE ROCK ''MEA''-
-->'''Mankind''': ''[Simultaneously]'' THE ROCK MEANS TWENTY MI-
-->'''The Rock''': ''[Glares at Mankind]'' Don't you ever do that again, jabroni. ''[Barely keeps from {{Corpsing}}]'' '''''IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEE-'''''
-->'''Mankind''': La-la-la-la-la...

** Before that, when Hogan was still running with Nash and Hall as the [=nWo=] during their return run in WWE, Hogan wanted to get a picture with the Rock for his son, then later mutters an offhand insult that the Rock just happens to hear. In his signature Rock Style, he immediately [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf6S1GL3rLY&feature=related lays into all three of them]].

* [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince McMahon]] once placed The Rock as the special guest referee during a WWF Championship match between Wrestling/TripleH and [[Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith the British Bulldog]]. The Rock detested both, and wasn't interested in giving either any sort of victory. At one point he knocked out HHH and when the Bulldog went to cover, The Rock went to make the count and well - "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Ct9F57sfU&t=6m55s 1...2...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO 3!!!!]]" He also played the Main/EasilyDistractedReferee for all it's worth. Chatting up the fans at ringside while Triple H hit the Pedigree and covered. When he did see HHH hit the pedigree and cover, he was so awed by the Pedigree that he forgot to count, instead applauding HHH and offering him two thumbs up. The Rock spent most of the match just doing commentary.

%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdj-LDuwgA Taking to task]] [[Wrestling/KurtAngle the]] [[Wrestling/{{Rikishi}} other]] [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker five]] [[Wrestling/TripleH combat]][[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin ants]] in a six-man Wrestling/HellInACell match.
%% Please break up the chained sinkhole.

* All those times the Rock embarrassed Jonathan Coachman: forcing him to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQA239nN2q0 sing "Copacabana"]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cT1P_6AANw dance the Charleston]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEmWCbNFnzc&feature=related say his prayers]], among other hilarious tasks. The Coach's ridiculously goofy compliance only adds to the comedy.

** This is the match that gave the world the most electrifying sliding move in sports entertainment, the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvzVt2reEA0 Sliding People's Elbow]]". When bouncing off the ropes for the last part of his People's Elbow, he slides from the ropes to the center of the ring due to his dress shoes, looks shocked for a moment as he does so, but maintains his balance and finished the move anyway, turning what could've been an embarrassing botch into a legendary highlight.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdj-LDuwgA Taking to task]] [[Wrestling/KurtAngle the]] [[Wrestling/{{Rikishi}} other]] [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker five]] [[Wrestling/TripleH combat]][[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin ants]] in a six-man Wrestling/HellInACell match.
* The Rock giving [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQ8XK2hLI0 Chris Benoit & Kane the perfect advice to make their dreams come true.]]Even [[{{Corpsing}} Kurt Angle and Mick Foley couldn't help but giggle at the line.]]

--->'''The Rock''': "Wrestling/MichaelCole, The Rock says: You wanna ask about the Rock's feelings, well The Rock FEELS, that you should go suck on a monkey's nipple ... what are you waiting for? Go find a monkey Jabroni!"

---> '''The Rock''': '''Why''' do you ask the Rock stupid questions? '''Why''' are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly

* Prior to the 15th Anniversary of ''[=SmackDown=]'', Rock met up with Wrestling/TripleH and Stephanie in the office, exchanging some light greetings with them and proposing to celebrate the moment. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSpJjEs82U Things hilariously nearly went to pot as Rocky and Trips began talking about the first few eps of the Blue Brand when one would beat the other]], all the way to "spontaneous" light taunts about going at it again at ''any'' future Wrestling/WrestleMania event. They then both realized that their faces are inches away from each other. [[FoeYay Awkward, but still funny as hell...]]

-->''"On the night Test faced the Great one this is what he'll see..."''

-->''"Twelve Sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines-a-busting, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks-a-kicking, seven punches punching, six Suplex smashing... '''FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE...''' SECONDS OF THE PEOPLE CHANTING THE ROCK'S NAAAAAAME!!!"''

-->''"Four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows on your two buck teeth, AND AN ASS-KICKING ALL OVER NEW ORLEANS!"''

** "Oh, dear God...You see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring. But there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that ''I absolutely'' '''''SUCK!'''''"

--> [[spoiler: ''Rock:'' "'''{{Oh|Crap|Shit}}!'''"]]

--> [[spoiler: ''Rock:'' "'''{{OH|Crap|SHIT}}!'''"]]