History Funny / DungeonsAndDragonsOnline

27th Jun '17 10:56:16 PM ElodieHiras
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* During one mission where you have to retrieve a signet brooch that has been stolen by a street gang called the Quickfeet operating from the sewers, out of nowhere you are attacked by a Quickfoot named Quinn. He introduces himself by saying "Tremble before the might of Quinn!" [[SmallNameBigEgo He's not even an optional objective and goes down faster than the basic {{Mook}} you meet in the quest.]]

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* During one mission where you have to retrieve a signet brooch that has been stolen by a street gang called the Quickfeet operating from the sewers, out of nowhere you are attacked by a Quickfoot named Quinn. He introduces himself by saying "Tremble before the might of Quinn!" [[SmallNameBigEgo He's not even an optional objective and goes down faster than the basic basic]] {{Mook}} you meet in the quest.]]
27th Jun '17 10:41:12 PM ElodieHiras
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* During one mission in the Sharn Syndicate chain, you are supposed to escort a warforged who retrieves an item from a bank vault for his boss... Only it was a heist, and you were supposed to take the blame. After escaping the vault, you find the alarms going, and a lot of city guards... The optional objective is to not kill any of them. If you are spotted but still manage to turn off the alarms without killing them, you are treated with an epic NotInMyContract moment...

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* During one mission where you have to retrieve a signet brooch that has been stolen by a street gang called the Quickfeet operating from the sewers, out of nowhere you are attacked by a Quickfoot named Quinn. He introduces himself by saying "Tremble before the might of Quinn!" [[SmallNameBigEgo He's not even an optional objective and goes down faster than the basic {{Mook}} you meet in the quest.]]
* During one mission in the Sharn Syndicate chain, you are supposed to escort a warforged who retrieves an item from a bank vault for his boss... Only it was a heist, and you were supposed to take the blame. After escaping the vault, you find the alarms going, and a lot of city guards... The optional objective is to not kill any of them. Not avoiding being seen. [[ExactWords Avoiding killing the city guards]]. If you are spotted but still manage to turn off the alarms without killing them, you are treated with an epic NotInMyContract moment...
3rd Mar '17 12:33:32 AM Dr.Spacebar
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--> '''Lokael''': "(Gulp, gulp) Ugh, my stomach...." *collapses*

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--> '''Lokael''': "(Gulp, gulp) Ugh, my stomach...." *collapses**collapses*
* At the end of Heroic Prove Your Worth, an orc tests you to see if you can [[TalkLikeAPirate talk like a pirate.]] If you have a high enough Bluff skill, you can pass the test perfectly with:
--> '''Player Character''': "(Bluff) Yaaarrrrr."
16th Oct '15 3:52:53 PM nombretomado
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** In the same quest, detonating the Droaam bombs spawns two optional minibosses, a kobold and an ogre named [[PinkyAndTheBrain Brinky and Pain]] respectively. Their dialogue ends with:

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** In the same quest, detonating the Droaam bombs spawns two optional minibosses, a kobold and an ogre named [[PinkyAndTheBrain [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Brinky and Pain]] respectively. Their dialogue ends with:
28th Aug '15 12:13:31 PM ElodieHiras
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--> Guard Folger: "Aww..., who turned off the alarm? House Kundarak only pays me to kill thieves when the alarm's been triggered. Today's your lucky day. You're free to go."

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--> Guard Folger: '''Guard Folger''': "Aww..., who turned off the alarm? House Kundarak only pays me to kill thieves when the alarm's been triggered. Today's your lucky day. You're free to go."
28th Aug '15 12:09:02 PM ElodieHiras
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* In the Sharn Syndicate chain, you are supposed to escort a warforged who retrieves an item from a bank vault for his boss... Only it was a heist, and you were supposed to take the blame. After escaping the vault, you find the alarms going, and a lot of city guards... The optional objective is to not kill any of them. If you are spotted but still manage to turn off the alarms without killing them, you are treated with an epic NotInMyContract moment...

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* In During one mission in the Sharn Syndicate chain, you are supposed to escort a warforged who retrieves an item from a bank vault for his boss... Only it was a heist, and you were supposed to take the blame. After escaping the vault, you find the alarms going, and a lot of city guards... The optional objective is to not kill any of them. If you are spotted but still manage to turn off the alarms without killing them, you are treated with an epic NotInMyContract moment...
28th Aug '15 12:08:34 PM ElodieHiras
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* In the Sharn Syndicate chain, you are supposed to escort a warforged who retrieves an item from a bank vault for his boss... Only it was a heist, and you were supposed to take the blame. After escaping the vault, you find the alarms going, and a lot of city guards... The optional objective is to not kill any of them. If you are spotted but still manage to turn off the alarms without killing them, you are treated with an epic NotInMyContract moment...
--> Guard Folger: "Aww..., who turned off the alarm? House Kundarak only pays me to kill thieves when the alarm's been triggered. Today's your lucky day. You're free to go."
30th Mar '15 7:48:26 PM Cyclone
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--> '''Lokael''': "Impressive... but I always have backup to my backup... such as a full TROUPE of Cabal assassins, hidden right under your nose, BAW-HA-HA-HA!"

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--> '''Lokael''': "Impressive... but I always have a backup to my backup... such as a full TROUPE of Cabal assassins, hidden right under your nose, BAW-HA-HA-HA!"
30th Mar '15 7:29:42 PM Cyclone
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* The end "fight" of Partycrashers if you complete ''all'' the optional objectives is hilarious.

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* The end "fight" of Partycrashers if you complete ''all'' the optional objectives is hilarious.hilarious.
--> '''Lokael''': "Ahh, so you're the famous Viceroy of House Phiarlan. I notice you've emptied your cup -- you really liked that drink, didn't you? Too bad for you it was POISON! Baw-ha-ha-ha!"
--> '''Cyan''': "I'm afraid your Poisonmaster didn't live to touch the Viceroy's cup... tragic accident in the Library, all those paper cuts...."
--> '''Lokael''': "Touche! But, I always have a backup plan... like BRAINWASHING your own guards to kill you! Baw-ha-ha-ha!"
--> '''Cyan''': "I'm afraid the guards aren't coming... they're too busy burying the corpse of your Spellmaster."
--> '''Lokael''': "Impressive... but I always have backup to my backup... such as a full TROUPE of Cabal assassins, hidden right under your nose, BAW-HA-HA-HA!"
--> '''Cyan''': "You mean the Tieflings in the upstairs private rooms? I'm sorry, they didn't have invitations, so I had them... flushed."
--> '''Lokael''': "What? All my wonderful plans... ruined...."
--> '''Cyan''': "(Bluff) There, there, it's been a terribly hard day for you, hasn't it? Here, have a drink and try to relax."
--> '''Lokael''': "(Gulp, gulp) Ugh, my stomach...." *collapses*
30th Mar '15 5:42:13 PM Cyclone
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** And the Magic Mouths advertising for the service the pirate run bazaar offers. Some try to sound legitimate but are blatantly transparent as to the criminal origin of the goods, other just straight up tell you they set up a slave trade... All are just hilarious.

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** And the Magic Mouths advertising for the service the pirate run bazaar offers. Some try to sound legitimate but are blatantly transparent as to the criminal origin of the goods, other just straight up tell you they set up a slave trade... All are just hilarious.
* The end "fight" of Partycrashers if you complete ''all'' the optional objectives is
hilarious.
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