History Funny / DreamSMPSeasonFour

* ''The Wilbur Van''[[labelnote:*]]Wilbur's short story dating back to presumably the Las Nevadas Era of Season 3[[/labelnote]] has quite a few goofy incidences:
** A Fridge Funny Moment happens the first Act of the story, "The view from the bottom of the ladder", where it's noted that a king cobra "almost brought a sour end to the efforts" Wilbur was making towards handling his burger van. Other than a king cobra being [[MisplacedWildlife blatantly out of place where the story is set]], [[SomewhereAHerpetologistIsCrying its behaviour is also unusual]] in that they are typically a very placid and non-aggressive (albeit still venomous) species and tend to avoid humans in general. This begs the question: [[NoodleIncident what did Wilbur do to make the king cobra mad at him?]]
** In Act Two, "Horseplay", Wilbur gets snarky about Quackity's skeleton horse while trying to kidnap him to, in Tumblr terms, [[Memes/{{Tumblr}} put him in the plinko machine]]:
--->''Quackity’s horse ‘Boner’ obliviously chewed old carpet across the room from them, completely unaware he was about to be detonated because he is a horse that cannot speak English.''
** Act 3, "Hitting on 16", involves Wilbur and Quackity pinning each other to the floor in a fistfight. That's not funny.[[labelnote:*]]That's [[HoYay fruity]].[[/labelnote]] What ''is'' funny is when you keep in mind the two's height difference--if the characters have the same height as their content creators, that would be a ''[[OneHeadTaller ten-inch height difference]]''. See [[https://demonboyhalo.tumblr.com/post/670579932718596096/i-better-start-seeing-tnt-duo-fanart-with-these here]] for yourself.

--->'''Tubbo:''' ''([[TranquilFury calmly]])'' Hey, I'm currently going through the FiveStagesOfGrief, so please be mindful. On that note, ''[[PapaWolf where the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[PapaWolf is my child?]]''

** When Dream leaves, he promises to get Sam some food the next day... before saying that [[EatingPetFood he'd be delivering fish or dog kibble in a package]]. One can't help but get the feeling that he's paying Sam back for almost a year of eating nothing but raw potatoes... only with a nasty heaping of classic Dream-style {{dehumanization}}, so let's call that BlackComedy for now.[[note]]It ''does'' have a slight element of DisproportionateRetribution to it since ''Dream'' was the one who ordered the food served in the prison to be raw potatoes (Sam's original plan was to serve steak), but Sam ''did'' carry out that order back then... well, the morals part about Pandora's Vault has always been a little shady, so let's ignore that for now...[[/note]]

* In trying to appeal to Eret to get them to teach him about the history of the SMP, Eryn [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney bribes]] them with the Warden's Access key card, and by that, we mean it was actually signed by Sam, as opposed to a copy he made. While this in itself as an OffscreenMomentOfAwesome, given that the former owner of the key card should have been ''[[BigBad Dream]]'' [[ImpossibleTheft of all people]], it's Eret's reaction that sells it as a Funny Moment.

--->'''Tommy:''' Naked, Afraid, Poggers.

--->'''<[=TommyInnit=]>:''' Pussy Hole\\
'''<[=TommyInnit=]>:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I might need you soon]]\\
'''<[=TommyInnit=]>:''' Stay on eyes watching\\
'''<[=CaptainPuffy=]>:''' [[TakeThat damn the UK schooling system really failed you huh]]\\
'''<[=CaptainPuffy=]>:''' alrighty!

*** Yes, everyone stopped what they were doing to watch [[ARareSentence Technoblade majestically riding a pig into someone's house.]]

'''Technoblade:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Uh... no, I must have missed it.]]

-->'''Wilbur:''' Did you know Quackity had brought scorpions into Las Nevadas? Like, who makes a desert and goes, "Oh yeah, it needs, y'know, it needs more scorpions. Needs more fucking dangerous arachnids. That's what it needs." He's a crazy man, he's a crazy man. He's- he was just crawling around in the sand looking for scorpions just to put them in his fake desert. He's bad- it's bad. It's a bad fake desert, may I remind you. It's not even- it doesn't even serve its proper purpose.

** While walking back from Pogtopia, one of the 'father-son' bonding 'activities' Wilbur suggests was teaching Fundy how to hunt... as in the ''pacifist'', NonActionGuy father teaching his ''fox'' son how to hunt. Something isn't adding up there...

** After the fishing fiasco, Wilbur gets Fundy to play catch... but then Wilbur's first throw falls extremely short, and during Fundy's first turn to make the throw, Wilbur ends up backing up and falling into the L'Manburg crater (thankfully on a ledge and not all the way down). And then when Fundy's first throw ends with the Ender Pearl landing in a pond, Wilbur tries to use a ''stick'' to pull the "ball" to him, even though that only works in real life and not in Minecraft. The entire scene is simply so awkward that the content creators were very clearly trying to stop themselves from {{corpsing}} on the spot.

* On the same day as "Into Pogtopia", during Foolish's livestream, it's revealed that Quackity the content creator had ''somehow'' got locked out of his Minecraft account and is unable to recover it for the next thirty days at the very least. This has led to him logging onto the server on an alt-account... [=KyleHQ=], allegedly Quackity the character's ''son'' (while c!Q was dubiously ''deceased'' somehow), who was presently in court defending his legitimacy while high on drugs.

** This has also led to a conversation about what Quackity the character used to do. While Sam mentioned El Rapids in passing, Tina loudly declared that he "had some boyfriends". Kyle starts laughing about how his father "was a hoe", while Sam chimes in and declares that "Quackity really did leave behind an amazing legacy". Bear in mind that 1) ''[[SelfDeprecation Kyle is played by Quackity the content creator]]'', and 2) how ironic is that the LegacySeeker's legacy was not the nation he established, but his plethora of past lovers and for [[ReallyGetsAround being the resident manwhore]] of the server.
** And when Tina starts insulting Quackity's inability to ''keep'' his fiancés around (with Foolish joining in) at some point in the livestream, Quackity the content creator [[LoopholeAbuse takes advantage of how he couldn't use his main Minecraft account to log on as his character (via the alleged "death" of cc!Quackity in a previous stream)]] to defend his character's lore, sputtering a bit, then ends up going into Lawyer Mode and objecting to their claims with ''courtroom terminology''.

** When Wilbur attempts to get Tommy to recite [[ContinuityNod his "Las Nevadas" poem]] from ''The Wilbur Van'', Tommy responds, in [[VulgarHumor classic TommyInnit fashion]]:
--->'''Tommy:''' "I am the gilding of the gold", I sold my balls on the {{black market}}. 8.99, a testicle.

** TheReveal of Wilbur being from ''Utah'' of all places, mainly due to how out of the blue it is. As well as the fact that he ''sailed'' to the Dream SMP from there... as in, [[ArtisticLicenseGeography from a landlocked state]]. Now add his [[HypocriticalHumor (semi-joking)]] [[BoomerangBigot hatred for Americans]]...

** Chapter 2, "Open and Closed", starts with the dramatic clip of the Las Nevadas advertisement as seen in TheStinger of the previous episode... then cut to Quackity making the grand speech in front of a total audience of literally ''three people'', one of whom (Skeppy) isn't even part of the country. Then after that, cut to Quackity ranting about how embarrassing that moment was due to its small audience to Foolish... [[{{Bathos}} in the Among Us-themed bunker]].
*** During the rant, Foolish suggests to populate the country even more, most likely implying to recruit more people. The first thing that Quackity's mind jumps to, however, is ''raising children from infanthood''. Which begs the question--[[MisterSeahorse where]] was he thinking the babies would come from?

--->'''Tubbo:''' ''([[TranquilFury calmly]])'' Hey, I'm currently going through the FiveStagesOfGrief, so please be mindful. On that note, ''[[PapaWolf where the]] [[BreakingPointSwearing fuck]] [[PapaWolf is my child?]]''

** This has also led to a conversation about what Quackity the character used to do. While Sam mentioned El Rapids in passing, Tina loudly declared that he "had some boyfriends". Kyle starts laughing about how his father "was a hoe", while Sam chimes in and declares that "Quackity really did leave behind an amazing legacy". Bear in mind that 1) ''[[SelfDeprecation Kyle is played by Quackity the content creator]]'', and 2) how ironic is that the LegacySeeker's legacy was not the nation he established, but his plethora of past lovers and for [[ReallyGetsAround being the resident whoreslut supreme]] of the server.

--->'''Tubbo:''' ''([[TranquilFury calmly]])'' Hey, I'm currently going through the FiveStagesOfGrief, so please be mindful. On that note, ''[[PapaWolf where the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[PapaWolf is my child?]]''

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*** During the rant, Foolish suggests to populate the country even more, most likely implying to recruit more people. The first thing that Quackity's mind jumps to, however, is ''raising children from infanthood''. Which begs the question--where was he thinking the babies would come from? Hence [[MisterSeahorse certain implications]].

** Quackity's [[DisneyVillainDeath second canon death]] is ''not'' funny in the slightest, marking the ending of his RevengeBeforeReason arc and transitioning into his eventual "redemption/healing" arc... but this may be ''slightly'' mitigated (in a BlackComedy way) by the fact that he ''hit a lamppost on the way down''.