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** Even funnier, the doll that got her voice box says "Just pretend you're eating a banana. If you don't do it, he'll break up with you."
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* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". (She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache.) The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.

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* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico".Mexico, [[spoiler: next to Edward James Olmos...]]". (She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache.) The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.
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--> '''Hero''': Me and Popeye were getting bigger than we ever imagined! Soon we'd become so powerful we'd rule the galaxy as father and son! Which, unless I've become completely misguided, is why I started taking steroids in the first place.

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--> '''Hero''': Me and Popeye were getting bigger than we ever imagined! Soon we'd become so powerful we'd rule the galaxy as father and son! Which, unless I've become completely misguided, is why I started taking steroids in the first place.place.
* "ACTIVATE HERO SHIELD!" Enough said.
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--> '''CaptainHero''': Who the hell is that asshole?

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--> '''CaptainHero''': '''Captain Hero''': Who the hell is that asshole?
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* The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]
-->'''Foxxy Love:''' "And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!"
-->'''*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''

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* The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the her battle with the]] the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel Live Action Squirrel with big balls,]] Big Balls]], consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]
-->'''Foxxy Love:''' "And And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!"
-->'''*cue
body!
-->[''cue
close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''testes'']



** The reason Ray Ray loves her ass so much? According to an incredibly racist PSA by Wooldoor, its because tribal people used to hide from wildlife in gigantic asses.

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** The reason Ray Ray loves her ass so much? According to an incredibly racist PSA by Wooldoor, its because tribal people used to hide from wildlife in gigantic asses.caves, and it's encoded in their DNA that anything big and round with a crevice in it means safety.



-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to care about me... about us."
-->'''Captain:''' "What? When?"
-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to tell me I was pretty."
-->'''Captain:''' "No, I didn't."
-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to dress up for me!"
-->'''Captain:''' "Just that one time..."

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-->'''Xandir:''' "You You used to care about me... about us."
us.
-->'''Captain:''' "What? When?"
What? When?
-->'''Xandir:''' "You You used to tell me I was pretty."
pretty.
-->'''Captain:''' "No, No, I didn't."
didn't.
-->'''Xandir:''' "You You used to dress up for me!"
me!
-->'''Captain:''' "Just Just that one time..."



--> '''Wooldoor''': "Okay Xandir's Dad, you be Xandir's Mom"
--> '''Hero''' *uses a girly voice* [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Fine, I'm asking for this!"]] *backhands himself across the face*
* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache. The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.

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--> '''Wooldoor''': "Okay Okay Xandir's Dad, you be Xandir's Mom"
Mom
--> '''Hero''' *uses [''uses a girly voice* voice''] [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Fine, Fine, I'm asking for this!"]] this!]] *backhands himself across the face*
* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". She (She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache. moustache.) The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.



--> ''The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep.''

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--> ''The [''The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep.'''']



* When Xandir finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another test.
--> '''Foxxy''': "What? The only test in there is a pregnancy test!"
--> '''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I have two problems.]]

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* When Xandir finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another gay test.
--> '''Foxxy''': "What? What? The only test in there is a pregnancy test!"
test!
--> '''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, Great, now I have two problems.]]
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-->'''Foxxy''': Anyways we sorry fatass.

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-->'''Foxxy''': Anyways we sorry fatass.fatass.
* The ending to "The Lemon AIDS Walk" when Captain Hero has "won" the AIDS walk by brutally murdering or injuring every other walker before they finished a single lap, all in memory of his dead friend {{Popeye}}, he sees a vision of him in the sky.
--> '''CaptainHero''': Who the hell is that asshole?
** Keep in mind Hero said his name less than five seconds before.
** Also from that same episode, Hero befriends Popeye after he begins taking steroids so he can win the AIDS Walk, and at one point, we get this line.
--> '''Hero''': Me and Popeye were getting bigger than we ever imagined! Soon we'd become so powerful we'd rule the galaxy as father and son! Which, unless I've become completely misguided, is why I started taking steroids in the first place.
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--> '''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I have two problems.]]

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--> '''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I have two problems.]]]]
* One of the earlier examples of Foxy never remembering anyone's name occurs when they lock Toot inside a closet because she wouldn't shut up about the Weinermobile, only to learn she was right about it.
-->'''Foxxy''': I can't believe we forgot about you Took.
-->'''Toot''': My name is TOOT!
-->'''Foxxy''' (''bluntly''): I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
-->'''Toot''': ''I know my own NAME!''
-->'''Foxxy''': Anyways we sorry fatass.
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** From the same episode, we have an entire off screen scene during the casting of a new cereal mascot. Wooldoor is trying to get inside the room where the auditions are held, but is held up by a stuck door. Made even more hilarious as the scene just goes on and on, and that the receptionist helping Woldoor is Boner from GrowingPains.
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** Toot announcing her romance with Ray Ray before walking in on the main plot of Captain Hero's over-exuberant hunting and an army of killer deer.
--->'''Toot''': HEY! YO! FARTWADS! The wall guy and I are in ''love'' and-what the HELL?!
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* In ''Toot Does Bollywood'', just about every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.
* The role play session the therapist (Wooldoor) has the characters do in the VerySpecialEpisode, which is extra hilarious, since they were ALREADY roleplaying, and the therapy session just ended with Toot and Captain Hero switching their characters around so Hero played Xanders mom and Toot played Xanders dad.
--> '''Wooldoor''': "Okay Xanders Dad, you be Xanders Mom"

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* In ''Toot Does Goes Bollywood'', just about after Toot has vowed to start having more sex, every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.
* The role play session the therapist (Wooldoor) has the characters do in the VerySpecialEpisode, which is extra hilarious, since they were ALREADY roleplaying, and the therapy session just ended with Toot and Captain Hero switching their characters around so Hero played Xanders Xandir's mom and Toot played Xanders Xandir's dad.
--> '''Wooldoor''': "Okay Xanders Xandir's Dad, you be Xanders Xandir's Mom"



* The episode where Toot and Ling Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache. The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.

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* The episode where Toot and Ling Ling Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache. The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling Ling, Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.



-->* The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep*

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-->* The --> ''The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep*sleep.''



* The lampshading of how Foxxy has become incapable of remembering anyone's name in ''Breakfast Cereal Killers'' as Toot discusses the conspiracy regarding the cereal industry and Wooldoor's contract.
-->'''Foxxy''': Tooky can't you just be happy for Mapplethorpe?

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* The lampshading of how Foxxy has become incapable of remembering anyone's name in ''Breakfast Cereal Killers'' Food Killer'' as Toot discusses the conspiracy regarding the cereal industry and Wooldoor's contract.
-->'''Foxxy''': Tooky Tooky, can't you just be happy for Mapplethorpe?



* After spending the entire episode angsting over a bad review from Entertainment Weekly, followed by leading a bloody siege on the magazine's main office, Spanky meets the reviewer and discovers the reason why the review was so bad. [[spoiler: She's some sort of amalgamation of every topic the show makes fun of.]]

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* After spending the entire episode angsting over a bad review from Entertainment Weekly, ''Entertainment Weekly'', followed by leading a bloody siege on the magazine's main office, Spanky meets the reviewer and discovers the reason why the review was so bad. [[spoiler: She's some sort of amalgamation of every topic the show makes fun of.]]



-->'''Spankly''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!
* When Xander finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another test.
--> '''Foxy''': "What? The only tests in there are the pregnancy tests"
--> '''Xander''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I got two problems]]

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-->'''Spankly''': -->'''Spanky''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!
* When Xander Xandir finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another test.
--> '''Foxy''': '''Foxxy''': "What? The only tests test in there are the is a pregnancy tests"
test!"
--> '''Xander''': '''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I got have two problems]]problems.]]
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* The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep*

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* -->* The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep*
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-->'''Spankly''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!

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-->'''Spankly''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!ASSHOLE!
* When Xander finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another test.
--> '''Foxy''': "What? The only tests in there are the pregnancy tests"
--> '''Xander''': [[MisterSeahorse Oh great, now I got two problems]]

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--> '''King of Mexico''': Guards, seize them

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--> '''King of Mexico''': Guards, seize themthem.



--> '''King''': Awww, this country SUCKS.

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--> '''King''': Awww, this country SUCKS.SUCKS.
* The lampshading of how Foxxy has become incapable of remembering anyone's name in ''Breakfast Cereal Killers'' as Toot discusses the conspiracy regarding the cereal industry and Wooldoor's contract.
-->'''Foxxy''': Tooky can't you just be happy for Mapplethorpe?
-->'''Toot''': Why don't any of you assholes believe me?! And why don't ''you'' know any of our names?
* After spending the entire episode angsting over a bad review from Entertainment Weekly, followed by leading a bloody siege on the magazine's main office, Spanky meets the reviewer and discovers the reason why the review was so bad. [[spoiler: She's some sort of amalgamation of every topic the show makes fun of.]]
-->'''Spanky''': You're a [[spoiler: Jewish, Conservative, Pro-Life, born again, overweight, Asian, homophobic lesbian chick who cuts herself!]]
-->'''Reviewer''': So...?
-->'''Spanky''': ''So'' maybe someone who doesn't happen to be a [[spoiler: Jewish, Conservative, Pro-Life, born again, overweight, Indian, homophobic lesbian chick who cuts herself]] might not be offended by our show.
-->'''Reviewer''': I have every right to tell people what I think of your show.
-->'''Spankly''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!
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** The reason Ray Ray loves her ass so much? According to an incredibly racist PSA by Wooldoor, its because tribal people used to hide from wildlife in gigantic asses.



* In ''Toot Does Bollywood'', just about every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.

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* In ''Toot Does Bollywood'', just about every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.herself''.
* The role play session the therapist (Wooldoor) has the characters do in the VerySpecialEpisode, which is extra hilarious, since they were ALREADY roleplaying, and the therapy session just ended with Toot and Captain Hero switching their characters around so Hero played Xanders mom and Toot played Xanders dad.
--> '''Wooldoor''': "Okay Xanders Dad, you be Xanders Mom"
--> '''Hero''' *uses a girly voice* [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Fine, I'm asking for this!"]] *backhands himself across the face*
* The episode where Toot and Ling Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico". She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache. The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.
--> '''King of Mexico''': Guards, seize them
* The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep*
--> '''King''': Awww, this country SUCKS.
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* "Okay everyone! CIRCLE UP!"

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* "Okay everyone! CIRCLE UP!"UP!"
* In ''Toot Does Bollywood'', just about every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.
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-->'''Captain:''' "Just that one time..."

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-->'''Captain:''' "Just that one time...""
* "Okay everyone! CIRCLE UP!"
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** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!'''''"

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** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I WILL '''''I'LL CUT YOU TO THE FUCKING CUT YOU!'''''"BONE!'''''"
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** Not to mention the episode's [[RunningGag running gag]] of Captain Hero breaking Clara's leg and running off. For example, during the initial confrontation with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTine Live-Action-Squirrel-With-Big-Balls]]:

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** Not to mention the episode's [[RunningGag running gag]] of Captain Hero breaking Clara's leg and running off. For example, during the initial confrontation with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTine [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Live-Action-Squirrel-With-Big-Balls]]:
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-->'''Toot''': That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard!

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-->'''Toot''': That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard!heard!
* This exchange:
-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to care about me... about us."
-->'''Captain:''' "What? When?"
-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to tell me I was pretty."
-->'''Captain:''' "No, I didn't."
-->'''Xandir:''' "You used to dress up for me!"
-->'''Captain:''' "Just that one time..."
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** Not to mention the episode's [[RunningGag running gag]] of Captain Hero breaking Clara's leg and running off. For example, during the initial confrontation with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTine Live-Action-Squirrel-With-Big-Balls]]:
--->'''Captain Hero:''' I can't outrun a cute little squirrel! Wait a second... I don't have to! I just have to outrun you! HI-YA! ''(Kicks Clara and breaks her leg, causing her to fall over)'' SAVE YOURSELVES! ''(runs off)''
--->'''Princess Clara:''' AH! F**k!
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* "That Toot is up to something, and nothing is gonna stop me from finding out what th-" "CRUMB!"

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* "That Toot is up to something, and nothing is gonna stop me from finding out what th-" "CRUMB!""CRUMB!"
* Toot's romance with Foxxy's grandson Ray-Ray, a.k.a. "the wall guy".
-->'''Ray-Ray''': There's just something about you and your huge fat ass that makes me feel safe. I don't know why I know, I just know.
-->'''Toot''': That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard!
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** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!'''''"

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** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!'''''"YOU!'''''"
* "That Toot is up to something, and nothing is gonna stop me from finding out what th-" "CRUMB!"
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* The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles]] [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]

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* The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles]] testicles [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]
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--> ''"CUT THEIR THROATS AND DRINK THE CHILDREN'S BLOOD, WOOLDOOR. THEIR YOUTH WILL BE YOUR YOUTH."''

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--> ''"CUT THEIR THROATS AND DRINK THE CHILDREN'S BLOOD, WOOLDOOR. THEIR YOUTH WILL BE YOUR YOUTH."''"''
** ''(cheerfully)'' "You're telling the truth, aren't you? Because if you aren't, I will cut you! '''''I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!'''''"
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* Barbie commands you to stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner, and shall cleanse you in her blood! [[ItMakesSenseInContext There was a mix-up at the doll factory.]]

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* Barbie commands you to stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner, and shall cleanse you in her blood! [[ItMakesSenseInContext There was a mix-up at the doll factory.]]]]
* The voices in Wooldoor's head in the movie.
--> ''"CUT THEIR THROATS AND DRINK THE CHILDREN'S BLOOD, WOOLDOOR. THEIR YOUTH WILL BE YOUR YOUTH."''
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* Anything involving Bleh.

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* Anything involving Bleh.Bleh.
* Barbie commands you to stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner, and shall cleanse you in her blood! [[ItMakesSenseInContext There was a mix-up at the doll factory.]]
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** Which is followed by Toot spontaneously popping up with the group at the end of the "battle" and looking on with a "what the fuck" expression.
--->'''Toot''': Thank GOD I'm in the other story!

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The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles]] [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]

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The *The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles]] [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]



-->'''*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''

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-->'''*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''testes*'''
*Anything involving Bleh.
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The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles.]]

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The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTlNWsYktg the battle with the]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin live action squirrel with big balls,]] [[BetterThanItSounds consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles.testicles]] [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]
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--->'''Foxxy Love:''' "And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!"
--->'''*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''

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--->'''Foxxy -->'''Foxxy Love:''' "And here's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!"
--->'''*cue -->'''*cue close up of squirrel's huge testes*'''

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